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@hannymarie123
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5 months
fuck it… challengers soundtrack at the club…
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
zac efron is slowly morphing into all the utah boys that are trying to ruin my life
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No Free Solo
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
shush girl, shut your lips, do the Helen Keller and get a bachelors degree despite your fair share of challenges
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
don’t any of you forget that Rami Malek was in Twilight: Breaking Dawn part II
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1 year
i want to carry kieran culkin around like this
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
I present to you the *evolved* Provo All-Star VASA:out Skateparks:in Bro tanks tanks:out Thrift store jeans: in Mitt Romney: out ‘I see myself as moderate’:in Listening to Chainsmokers:out Creating cultivated Spotify playlists: in Macklemore haircut: out Long greasy hair: in
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2 years
they kidnapped HIM!!!!!
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@hannymarie123
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7 years
the reason I'm taking so long to graduate is so I never have to pay full price for Spotify
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
life is just buying groceries, letting them rot in your fridge, throwing them away then buying new groceries again and again until you die
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5 years
should I date a 20 year old river guide ??? be honest
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6 years
@shayla_who hell yeah that’s my mom 🤘🏼
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
Kocoum: Cool ass name Fiercely loyal Protects Pocahontas at all cost Hot Has heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon John Smith: Boring ass name Calls natives ‘savages’ Rips Pocahontas from her people Looks like a frat boy Has never heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
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@hannymarie123
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4 years
deleted my instagram... how am I suppose to let everyone know I got my hair done yesterday??
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
is this how you summon the spirits of girls named Mckenzie?
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@hannymarie123
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5 years
do you ever feel like a thumb man from spy kids
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6 years
kind of like girls on Instagram asking ‘ask me a question’ but me calling my mom at 4am asking if I am loved and cherished and if she can take me to Costco on Thursday
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@hannymarie123
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5 years
are you saying this cheese has zits
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
when the boy I have a crush on is nice to me
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
idk whose child needs to hear this but.... clean the lint trap in your dryer also you are spectacular don’t let anybody bring you down
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@hannymarie123
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5 years
sneaking a hydroflask full of skim milk and a pack of single stuffed Oreos into the movie theater tonight
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@hannymarie123
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5 years
nothing but respect for MY best actor
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6 years
10 year old me trying to find Genovia on my parents atlas
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
why do white men love taking pics of their beard as they shave it off one patch at a time, testing various styles
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@hannymarie123
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4 years
who
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@hannymarie123
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3 years
it’s only a matter of time before gen z starts wearing these and calling it ‘vintage’
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
hitler: what’s the move tonight hitlers girlfriend: let’s stay in and watch a movie hitler: ok, let me slip into something Mein Kampfortable :)
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@hannymarie123
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5 years
I have confession,,, sometimes this ass do quit
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4 years
my pie
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5 years
hello 911, yes, the guy sitting next to me on the airplane took his shirt off and then fell asleep, what do I do ?
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5 years
kids,, this is Barack Obama
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@hannymarie123
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5 years
✨✨✨embrace yourself✨✨✨
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@hannymarie123
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5 years
on the job hunt !
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
@amandabynes @neilmeron @silverseacock love u amanda you’re doing amazing sweetie
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@hannymarie123
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7 years
I’m not compleatly sure what ‘insurance’ is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
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@hannymarie123
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3 years
no🚫regrets‼️
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3 years
time to learn my lesson about getting bangs again….
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
rich kids really be using notre dame burning down as an excuse to post study abroad pics ://///
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@hannymarie123
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7 years
thxgiving :)
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@hannymarie123
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11 years
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@hannymarie123
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5 years
I’m a Provo 3 but a Philadelphia 9
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@hannymarie123
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7 years
grateful 👏🏼
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7 years
how dare joe jonas get engaged, I mean I thought we had something?? August 10th 2008???? Don't you remember?? @joejonas
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@hannymarie123
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8 years
the most confusing part of How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days is WHY Matthew McConaughey speaks with a southern accent when he's from LONG ISLAND!
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
dear lord grant me the strength to go on
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
I am one heartbreak away from giving up on everything and becoming a beekeeper
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
one last trip through flavortown USA
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@hannymarie123
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7 years
My life has gone SOUTH since downloading the McDonalds app
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
I can’t believe I went through such a long ugly phase to still have a terrible personality
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@hannymarie123
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4 years
the reason I have terrible taste in men:
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@hannymarie123
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7 years
me & my girls when something he said 2 weeks ago just don't add up
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
if you say you’ve never had a crush on Riley from National Treasure, you’re lying
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
how can we have a happy new year when Kony 2012 is still out there
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
I’m about to hit *it and quit *it *my bed *consciousness
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@hannymarie123
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5 years
nvm, just found out you have to have sex to get pregnant. I change my mind.
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5 years
trynna get impregnated in 2020
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@hannymarie123
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7 years
man I love the Sundance Film Festival
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@hannymarie123
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4 years
I am one mental breakdown away from getting realllyy into crystals
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@hannymarie123
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7 years
I’m aggressively trying to get wifed up by a contractor so we can quickly start a house flipping tv show together
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@hannymarie123
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5 years
🥰pinterest is a dating app if you want it to be🥰
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5 years
very cool
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4 years
I wasn’t
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5 years
trynna get impregnated in 2020
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
list of men I trust: Guy Fieri the guy from the Allstate commercials with the voice Braden Packard Vick of Vick’s NyQuil
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6 years
girls be using 9/11 as an excuse to post wedding pics :/
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
The most embarrassing thing I’ve ever done was wear cowboy boots to my senior prom. Will God ever forgive me?
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@hannymarie123
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7 years
HOW DOES ONE BECOME A 'travel blogger' WITH NO MONEY OR MARKETABLE SKILLS? (Asking for myself)
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@hannymarie123
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7 years
Lots of dating prospects :) can't wait to see what the future holds!!
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@hannymarie123
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5 years
when a woman 👩🏼‍🦳 is filled with the Lord her true beauty shines through 💫
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5 years
despite all your demands, I am not HAGS
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6 years
Daenerys DeVito
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
oops I did *it again *fell in love with someone who lives in another country who I have absolutely no chance with
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5 years
voldemort really was trynna square up with a bunch of 11 year olds
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5 years
I haven’t acomplished anything real since I played Crazy Train perfectly on expert on guitar hero in the 8th grade
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who let @MarkVomocil go to lollapalooza
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6 years
slowly eating my roommates food then going to the grocery store to replace it before they notice is my favorite extreme sport
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6 years
twitter meet my dad
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6 years
my roommate took a panorama of her room to sell her housing contract and almost posted this on the housing Facebook page...and.....
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@hannymarie123
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5 years
as the lord commands it
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5 years
I really hope my made up boyfriend I put in my myspace profile bio at age 13 is having a good day today
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
@shayla_who The legend herself ✨ we love this story about her because it accurately represents her sense of humor. She is still a problem-solving bad ass!
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
please santa.... its been 4 years
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10 years
All I want for Christmas is to have my life figured out
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6 years
when my date texts me ‘here’
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5 years
does anyone want to road trip
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6 years
mom: you’re going to have to break down your walls if you want genuine love and affection me:
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6 years
headed out for the day. ladies hide your man
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4 years
do I dump him again?
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@hannymarie123
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8 years
I'm just a princetongirl818 looking for my nomad609
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5 years
I hope the actor that plays Gibby is doing ok
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
by popular demand- my cover of Super Trouper by ABBA
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5 years
my brain: did I take my addy today? my actions:
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6 years
me & my krew arriving @ the Met gala
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2 years
my sister cut my nephews hair
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@hannymarie123
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7 years
Forget yalls Joe Bidens and Justin Trudeaus and holla at young Dieter F. Uchtdorf!!!!
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@hannymarie123
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7 months
eating a club sandwich, pickle and a fresca at dune 2
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@hannymarie123
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4 years
✨support local black-owned businesses✨
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@hannymarie123
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4 years
it’s official!! I have gotten less funny since dating someone
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1 year
face reveal 🤪💅🤭💖
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@hannymarie123
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4 years
how do they expect us to unite as a country, if they won’t unite their lips??
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@hannymarie123
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5 years
the rumors going around about me being smart, cool and funny are 100% true
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@hannymarie123
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6 years
dm me if you want to join my new band we’re called the Red Hot Peruvian Puff Peppers
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@hannymarie123
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7 years
went on a d8 tonight and he didn't understand a single one of my meme references :/
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