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CEO of the Matthew Cottrell fan club

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brayden maynard when it comes to picking on someone his own size:
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Fortune favours the bold. Here are the players’ nominees for Most Courageous Player, presented by @TYF_AU .
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ginni legacy game +1000 aura points
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🚨 annual reminder to cancel your kayo subscriptions 🚨
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cya
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this is where the josh giddey downfall began
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2 years
fuck i’m good
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1 year
Marlion Pickett may have been arrested tonight, but the real criminals are the carlton football club for dishing up this shit.
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1 year
why are collingwood supporters giving maynard a standing ovation every time he touches the footy as if he didn’t just knock a guy out cold 😭
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5 months
just watched a grown man get in a little girls face (who wouldn’t be older than 10) and scream collingwood. enjoy your win guys, there is no need to be doing all of that, i’ve never felt unsafe at football games until we play them.
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6 months
if you didn’t tip 9 this week you don’t know ball
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2 years
if only the afl media erupted as much about assault against woman as they did a 20 year old snorting a line
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North Melbourne reveals Tarryn Thomas will return to training this week after he stepped away from the club amid serious allegations. Story 📝:
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TO ALL OUR DOUBTERS:
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1 month
what a guy
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2 months
respectfully if you come to the football to verbally abuse your own players the whole time just stay home
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2 months
happy tuesday
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3 months
CARLTON REALLY ARE THEM ✅BEST CAPTAIN IN THE LEAGUE ✅BEST DEFENDER IN THE LEAGUE ✅BEST FORWARD IN THE LEAGUE ✅BEST RUCKMAN IN THE LEAGUE
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only here for patrick x
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1 year
Charlie (coleman) Curnow emptying his pockets tonight
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@hannahspiteri
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2 years
sorry but the cottrell badge stays equipped 😤
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i beg you guys to be normal and not pit these two against each other, both clearly the best players all year and arguments could be made as to why both could have been captain, let’s celebrate them both and be blessed to watch players of this high calibre go at it every week 💗
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2 years
friendly reminder that Tarryn Thomas is a piece of shit that should never be associated with an afl club ever again
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4 months
@SwoopLuke we are “them” after that performance is wild 😭
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Real Men ✅: - not insucure in their masculinity - do not feel the need to bring others down for having painted nails Loser Men ❌: - insucure in their masculinity - feel the need to comment on another man painting nails - no bitches
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jordan boyd emptying his pockets tonight
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alex cincotta emptying his pockets tonight
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streets don’t forget get fucked
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1 year
what a hero sore loser mason cox is 😭🫵
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1 year
yeah sure let me just check my calendar! *opens AFL app*
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5 months
give him his blazer x ta
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1 year
fans are really turning on the captain who has carried this team on his back for years, say what you want about our performance, inaccuracy the list goes on, but never doubt that this man bleeds navy blue, if you are calling for him to be out of our club, you have nfi
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@KaragiolisNiko hey mate, read the room
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2 months
@CarltonFC it is not up to the fans anymore respectfully we show up week in week out, this ones up to the club to respond now
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5 months
it really is such a shame that BT is one of the worst commentators of all time, clip should live in folklore, instead we get “kick wasn’t great to docherty”
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Blues, Dees, MCG... It would only be right to return to Blake Acres' moment 🙌 #AFLBluesDees
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@KaragiolisNiko did you not just insinuate i am too ugly to be sexually assaulted? that is rape culture you absolute spud
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1 year
PATRICK CRIPPS IS PLAYING FINALS
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i’m so happy to see some cotters love on the timeline 🥺 game high 16.4 kilometres covered game high 9 score involvements 18 touches 7 marks 3 marks inside 50 team player, humble soldier, week in week out
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1 year
for all the neutral fans going for collingwood, do you really wanna see jordan de goey with a premiership medal around his neck? 🤢
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1 year
i genuinely cannot believe this came out of someone’s mouth
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2 months
thank you sydney for doing what the baggers couldn’t, womp womp
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1 year
THE CARLTON EFFECT
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4 months
🎶 🗣️collingwoods out of the 8 🎶🗣️
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1 year
GET INNNNN #Matildas
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go tillies, but also, go caleb
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Bailey Smith has once again been linked to carlton this trade period after forming a friendship with Coleman medalist Charlie Curnow. My sources reveal quote from Smith: “I just wanna be close to Charlie, i’d follow him anywhere, even if it means me wearing navy blue in 2024
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remembering Sam Walsh has potentially 10 years left of football to play
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✅ zero haters ✅ 100% aura ✅ king of australia ✅ generational talent ✅ him
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idk but i did witness this so 2023 is a W
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2023 almost over what have u achieved so far?
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Pies just win tomorrow. 🔒
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2 years
AHHHHH
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1 year
private for a little because the comments are fr out of hand, thanks for all the lovely messages and support 💙💙
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if you see every carlton supporter crying rn just know this is why
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1 year
happy last day of patrick cripps being the reigning brownlow medalist 😌
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2 years
friendly reminder that the reason Charlie got 4 free kicks in front of goal is because north were undisciplined in their defence, i would panic too if i was up against Charlie Curnow 😌 all 4 free kicks were clear infringements
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can’t believe i’m about to watch sam docherty play football
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1 year
how i sleep knowing my team has the current best full forward AND key defender in the league
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4 months
think of any woman in your life, and chances are that she has experienced sexual harassment in her lifetime. on average, one woman a week is being killed by the hands of a man. tonight is more than just a game, let’s paint the MCG orange as always, go blues 💙🧡
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1 year
me but with Boyd 🫶
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if you see charlie curnow rolling around with a friendship bracelet just know i have the other one
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2 years
you guys like my new tatt
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let’s not compare sexual assault to a little bit of booger sugar, also not sure what this guys been reading but melbourne is literally being smashed for their culture
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JDG got smashed for his bad behaviour with oppo supporters screaming to sack him, and we had a bad culture. Now, Oliver runs riot all over town, Smith tests + during finals & we're told to respect their privacy - and Melb doesn't have a culture problem? Bullshit double standards
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Sam Docherty appreciation post, one of the strongest and most inspirational players in the game, genuine hero and superstar ⭐️
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tonight is a win/win for carlton supporters Collingwood win: better for Carlton Collingwood lose: Collingwood lose
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@AFL bring back Gillon
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everyone needs to go look patrick cripps in the eyes and say sorry, im so serious
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@AthanCreation95 not all men but definitely this guy
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2 years
Breaking: Bulldogs midfielder Bailey Smith, has just been spotted on Lygon Street enjoying a rigatoni bolognaise. Are we edging closer to a deal with Carlton? More to come.
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me whenever the photo of Daicos and Ginnivan crying comes up on my feed
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this one’s for you xx
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me: i’m done with carlton i have no expectations for the rest of this season this mf dragging me back in to have belief:
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carlton after sitting second for majority of the season
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one like and i’ll go full nuff and wear the white kit on friday
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let’s goooo
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2 years
the 2023 norm smith medalist, premiership coach, and premiership captain
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1 year
hey jarred, making fun of someone beating cancer and coming back to afl isn’t cool or funny, you are a genuine clown and embarrassment to collingwood supporters, your mother has failed when raising you, i suggest you reflect on that and kindly go fuck yourself
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@delzkiii @CollingwoodFC Nah there's been way worse, like that one that announced Sam Docherty was coming back
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PLEASE STAY FIT PLEASE STAY FIT PLEASE STAY FIT PLEASE STAY FIT PLEASE STAY FIT PLEASE STAY FIT PLEASE STAY FIT PLEASE STAY FIT PLEASE STAY FIT PLEASE STAY FIT PLEASE STAY FIT PLEASE STAY FIT PLEASE STAY FIT PLEASE STAY FIT PLEASE STAY FIT PLEASE STAY FIT PLEASE STAY FIT
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grow up if you don’t put mustard on a hotdog
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today, i’ve had men come at me for saying that an abuser shouldn’t play afl, have been told to get in the kitchen, and have had threats to leak personal information against me and many other females on this app
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brb going to watch the replay
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this game made me homicidal actually
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Every sports fan got that one game that made them suicidal
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@Audacia_Verum this is true, but you gotta call it out when you see things like this
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1 year
coupla best friends
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Also, red and black suits you @harrymckay_ 😉
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selection 13 “the young man who carries so much hope” that one player a whole generation will tell their future children about through the years of pain and now finally seeing light at the end of the tunnel, there has always been patrick cripps #cripps200 #crippa200
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cant sleep, thinking about matthew cottrell
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2 years
going into 2023 the same way i went into 2022 - hating collingwood 🥰
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game day x
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🤭
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baggers 🫶
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@lovingit5555 we actually lost, hope this helps
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1 year
he’s back
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@DavidZita1 @FOXFOOTY put some respect on his name
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why is it that the only time men bring up violence against men is when there is a violence against women conversation happening?
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2 years
Genuine superstar of a human being 💔
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2 years
collingwood supporters complaining about playing geelong round one like they didn’t finish top 4? i thought you guys were gonna win the flag???
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