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Worked in a casino 10 years- it’s the saddest addiction. Seen people literally jump off the buildings, confess to stealing their kids piggy banks, sit in the same clothes for days, shit themselves. Its awful.
One addiction I’ll never understand is gambling addicts. How are you addicted to losing money?????? I lose $5 and I wanna burn the place down.
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The audacity of my toddler to say “ew” while IM pooping. Like I didn’t invite you in here
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I just called for an update and she’s in a CRIB and ate her full feeding in a BOTTLE without being pushed and weighs five POUNDS now? They said if she goes 24 hrs eating mostly her feeding in a bottle she can go HOME?!?
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Mila’s new bed ft: a perfect spot for me to sleep next to her (I’ll add my pillows and blankets when I go to sleep and take them out if I’m not in there) she doesn’t roll yet so I’m not concerned with her falling plus I’ll be next to her
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Some old bag yelled at my kids today in the dr office for being noisy and I’ve officially told my first stranger to mind their fucking business
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I absolutely cannot handle cleaning up every inch of my house. I want to get rid of all the toys because this is ridiculous. I clean this room spotless every night just for them to dump the stuff and not even play with it
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My mom got mad when I wouldn’t show her my bare baby bump and only let her touch my stomach for a few seconds. She said “it’s mine too” disgusting.
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I cleaned my entire house because V said I don’t do anything. I made dinner, cleaned up, bathed everyone all without a word to him and I’m sleeping on the couch tonight.
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3 year old: “OH COME ON”
7 year old: “OH COME ON YOUR FACE”
V and I at the same time: “DONT EVER SAY THAT AGAIN
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I took my first dose of Zoloft this morning and immediately felt my soul leave my body
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It’s crazy how different my kids are. My five year old asked if I needed water while I threw up while my oldest just said “mom we honestly don’t have time for this” 🙃🙃🙃🙃
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This is annoying. I know she KNOWS she bought the bow Mila is wearing and only commented that so others know she bought her the bow
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I deserve secret McDonald’s on my way from kid free grocery shopping right??
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Mila is allergic to dairy soy eggs nuts and fish and my pediatrician told me not to do formula and just cut that all out of my diet WHAT HOW so now I’m enjoying a bowl of fucking green beans
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Christ my kid splitting his balls open on the bathroom sink was not on my 2023 bingo card
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Remember when my mom allowed me to date a 21 year old at 15 and he groomed me and made me wear a cat collar and sleep in a dog bed :-)
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This episode of Bluey is called: MY ENTIRE HOUSE IS TRASHED AND THERES A MILLION PIECES EVERYWHERE
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My SO tried telling me being a SAHM wasnt ✨ THAT HARD ✨ and that I only needed to clean up once a week…
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I don’t think the last baby is talked about enough and the grief that comes with it. I’ve been a mother for almost 9 years and this is the last pacifier I’ll have. The last crying infant. The last sweet baby smell. The last constant feedings,late nights. The last diaper changes.
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My mom is the WORST LIKE no buying a gift doesn’t fix the fact that he doesn’t know who you are
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Nobody talks about the dynamic of SAHM vs working husband when all they talk about is work and stories about people you don’t know and all you talk about is the kids 🥵☹️
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Mila’s first picture without oxygen or feeding tubes in the nicu
I wanna see your fav photo you took in 2023.
Selfie. Sunset. Concert. Ball game. Idc. What’s your favorite one?
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I was making breakfasts and I came back to Luka singing to mila putting her to sleep 😭
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Do I have mommy and daddy issues? Absolutely. I’m a grown adult raising my own family still wondering why mine never loved me and why they don’t give a shit.
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I cannot be dead ass doing this SAHM + married single parent shit forever
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I found jeans that fit and felt sad so I bought mila this to cheer myself up
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Omg my MIL bought the kids 4th of July clothes because I casually
Mentioned I forgot to buy any 🥹
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I can’t with my eight year olds mouth and behavior on this trip. He said he’s going to make it miserable so we leave faster ? What do I even do?
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✨ little miss automatically goes silent when something hurts her feelings✨
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Went WIC shopping and I had sooo much peanut butter so I made cookies
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We’re at the “hand the baby anything and everything” stage
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I kinda wanna make a moms group on Facebook for only Twitter moms
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My sister got ENGAGED to her coworker she’s been seating for three months
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I got to give Mila a bath 😩🥰 the nurse said they usually do it around noon on Saturdays but snuck and let me do it since I’d be discharged by then
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She just finished nursing and rolled and wrapped her arms around me and I’m taking that as her apologizing for biting me all day yesterday 🥹
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I literally dreamed of seeing my daughter with the bow hat since the minute I found out I was having a girl 🎀
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Should I kill V now or wait til the end of the day? I left the house @ 10:20 to drop all the kids off 49 mins away, went to aldi/Costco to get last minute party supplies, drove 30 mins home, put everything awa. I’m pumping and he goes “oh you still haven’t done anything in here?”
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An old coworker saw me and said “heard you were pregnant but you aren’t posting on FB so I thought it was a lie” like THIS is why I haven’t posted about this pregnancy. It’s honestly nobody’s business ((except Twitter))
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Not my pediatrician mistaking my three year old for my five year old and being CONFUSED when I told him no the bigger kid is only 3 😵💫😵💫😵💫
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What a difference from my poor miserable rashy girl yesterday
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I impulse bought this bow off of a small shop for 2$ online and I am so obsessed even though I know it’s gonna fall apart
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Do you make it a point for your 6+ old to drink water daily?
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V freaked out on his parents at the end of Thanksgiving and now his mom said she has to have a talk with me about his actions LIKE WTF spank your SON
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They’re just gonna show his groundhog-ussy like that!!?
Punxsutawney Phil predicts an early spring after not seeing his own shadow.
#GroundhogDay
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My MIL bought mila a little cake and spent time with her today because she said she HAD to actually see her on her big day, not just at her party🫶🏻 while my mom sent a HBD text yesterday 😵💫
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I remember on tumblr I fell in love with a girl and everyone was so invested in us meeting and my dad drove me across the country to meet her and it was literally STILL the best time of my life but now we don’t talk and she transitioned
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Mila baby is off oxygen and the dr said maybe 6 more days and she can go home!!!
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V told me to “fuck off” last night for no reason so the kids and I left before he woke up AND I told his mom 🤓
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Forever grateful I can feed my kids whatever they want to pick from the fridge because growing up I had food pantry food (when my mom remembered to go)
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Dozed off after I laid the two youngest down and my five year old was watching a movie….BRO
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I do be zooming in on pics of your house/rooms when they’re in the background
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