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— really into vampires ☞ cr: the tale of the body thief
he | eng/fr | 2/25📓
Joined October 2020
do you eat your nephews?.have you eaten your nephew?.will you eat your nephew?.when will you eat your nephew?.
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lestat’s ability to say the worst possible thing in any situation is almost hilarious
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louis: i almost ate my nephew oh my god i need to die i was a mistake. lestat:.
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called her dad a dumb harlot right to his face. claudia you will always be famous
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bisexual, vers and nonbinary… she said you will NOT make me choose
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anne rice was on acid seeing lestat in the corner of her room like “write another book about me… do it… make it the craziest shit anyone’s ever read”.
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“i’m sorry :3” — guy who is about to make you wish you were never born
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feeling very normal about the fact that i found a first edition of tvl today
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“stay down cheri i don’t want to fight like this!” — guy who started aforementioned fight.
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@boygirlafraid rip kurt cobain you would’ve loved the woman who releases multiple versions of the same album to maximize profits and take up all the spots on billboard charts when you publicly denounced madonna for charging $50 for concert tickets ❤️.
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*takes 3 ibuprofen, ties hair back, wipes sweat* alright team… here we go
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watching iwtv after getting past that ad for daniel’s online course .
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“i can’t wait for more cute armandstat scenes in s3!”. armandstat in s3:
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the “i could be on my knees in a second” line was more disturbing than sexy to me
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i never see anyone anyone talking about this scene but it’s one of the funniest things louis has ever said
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tw / suicide. eden knight was a trans woman who was abducted by people hired by her religious family to de-transition her. as a result, she ended her life to escape from it. as a fellow trans person, i needed to make people aware of his. please spread her story and be an ally.
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“lestat uses solely he/him pronouns” did she tell you that?.
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people on twitter: i like this season’s claudia better than that season’s claudia . real claudiaheads: holy shit! two claudias!.
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louwee… ze 5G signals are being transmitted by le gouvernement to mind control the humans. us vampires will be ok i zink but i still fear zis thing! society is too advanced for us now louwee… i can’t tell what is l’AI and what is not… ze chemicals in the blood made us gayer….
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do i even need to say it.
Talking to this French guy and the way he just spelled “oopsie” is making me mad
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“lestat de lioncourt is genderfluid" i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame. “no, he’s right” says a voice from the back of the room. the lights come on. it’s lestat herself.
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this is still one of the funniest scenes in stranger things
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imo lestat’s most cringe moment was “bad daddy”. can’t watch that shit without my skin crawling.
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this is quite possibly the most romantic thing i’ve ever read
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looking back after not rewatching the show for a while, that “tickets please!” lestat scene was truly fucking INSANE.
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oh lestat with pink eyeliner covered in glitter and blood how i love you
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“are those fangs?”.“hi :)”.“fuck man, are you the zodiac killer?” . 😭😭😭😭.
iwtv is GENUINELY a funny show at times.
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i made a brutally honest stranger things kin assignment quiz!.the results will be mean so this is not for the kind-hearted.
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sometimes i forget how much of a freak lestat is and then i remember this scene
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@NicklingR @RobynDMarley_ @nonbinarybooty they’re 2 news anchors on good morning america who were found out to be having an affair with eachother. they’re co-stars and people are saying they’re cute together when their relationship is a result of disloyalty.
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“hello, lestat.”.“hello, louis. passing through?”.“no. i came to see you.”
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how it feels being both a loustat and devil’s minion shipper in this fandom
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it’s been two years and i’m still thinking about “my muse!”
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armand goes over this every night to make sure he did all of them in order
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oh louis, you ginormous homosexual
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dustin: yeah it’s like frankenstein or something . steve: isn’t it frankenstein’s monster?. eddie, *profusely sweating*: …do you wanna kiss.
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Kim Kardashian has purchased Steve Harrington’s Scoops Ahoy uniform from Starcourt Mall for approximately $65 million.
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i can’t stop thinking about claudia while we’re on the topic of birthdays today. the fact that two supposedly detached-from-humanity monsters still put in effort to string up decorations and get birthday hats and gifts and all the opulence for their little girl gets me misty-eyed
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i hate when people draw steve as this tiny little thing… he is THICK!! he has MUSCLES!
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“louis hates lestat” and this is him after not seeing him for nearly a century
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your daughter is upset over being physically stunted forever and THAT’S what you think to say first? 😭.
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tfw you start a transactional relationship with a 500-year-old vampire. #iwtv #danielmolloy
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“i’m so glad i’m out of my eddie munson phase i was so cringe” were you cringe or were you just made to believe your interests were something to be embarrassed of and now you make fun of people over the thing you once loved?.
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in season 3 robin wears a watch before she and steve become friends. then in season 4 it’s only steve that wears one. it’s a cute comparison because like steve driving her to school, robin would probably rely on steve to tell the time so much that she stops wearing one altogether
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she’s bouncing on it in a way that makes me fearful of being abandoned.
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you were really fucking rude for this actually! this isn’t funny.
my account may be suspended but i still have the screenshots you will never take this away from me!
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people that say nancy dove into the water for steve because she loves him make me so mad. she cares about him but it’s obvious she’s over him and she’s in a relationship? she has survivors guilt and she doesn’t want to fail anyone anymore, she just wanted to make sure he was safe.
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@snow_droplet season 3 follows lestat learning how to use a vpn after getting his address sent to him by a scammer on discord.
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@m_gentakeda i could be your abusive ex-husband… i could be your daughter you forced into codependency… but BETTER… 😝.
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“i love you, louis. you are loved. i send my love to you, and you send it back ‘round to me. and this circle, this home we barely had a glimpse of… know it frightens me as much as it does you.”
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you have to be a whole other level of gay and traumatised to recognize this location
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me and my gigantic brown eyes against the world. .
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i need to see louis being this sexy and unapologetically evil again
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i hate that most autistic characters are depicted as geniuses can we get an autistic character that’s an absolute dumbass like srsly.
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@snow_droplet louis also says it was a cold winter when lestat sees him for the first time, but grace says the next morning that it was a month from her wedding day making it around april if paul dies in may. there’s so many discrepancies with time and date when louis tells his story.
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“eddie munson is a loser” okay? and that’s what makes him sexy.
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the autism is off the charts for everyone in this gif
happy autistic acceptance month!! qrt with ur fav autistic characters, canon or otherwise
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it’s should be a crime to have a waist like this as a man
god gives his sluttiest waists to his most beautiful males.
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the dangerous nephew in question:
“my nephew may look dangerous but he didn’t do this, that just ain’t in his nature”
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welcome back lestat and claudia.
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@SiasBrokenGlass whether sia is autistic or not, she horribly misrepresented autistic people and made us seem like a burden to allistics. you can be from a certain community and oppress others within it whether it’s intentional or not. there were horrible ableist and racist attachments to +.
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the framing of their scenes was undoubtedly erotic (especially with daniel lingering on armand’s body) and reflected their book dynamic but daniel’s knee-jerk reaction being to offer armand favours in exchange for his safety is worrying to say the least and informs us of his past.
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‘70s daniel is only 20 and has already begun a system where he exchanges sex for drugs. he tried it with louis as well, and it makes you wonder when he learned to do this if this is standard procedure at such a young age. imo it’s a look into queer youth being driven to sex work.
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DO NOT KILL YOUSELF IDIOT!!!.
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“he was insane for this” and it’s just eddie munson hotwiring a winnebago
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armand is clearly disgusted by this offer as well. he brings daniel to his knees not because he desires the favour, but because the very idea of him soliciting sex from a person, particularly someone vulnerable and visibly terrified, is understandably triggering and vile to him.
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absolutely zero blood flowing to his upstairs brain.
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