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no matter what ruin i make of myself
20s, lesbian, asia • 20/50
Joined May 2023
every man has a novel he loves that he thinks no one else has ever heard of.
Every man has a novel he loves that no one else has ever heard of.
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does anybody have good recommendations for SHORT NOVELS.
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@Ainwonderland i might skim it a little quicker but i'd never skip anything in a book sdkjksj.
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if you actually enjoy a book you can finish it in a matter of hours. let's all calm down.
I tried analyzing it. 110 books means you finish a book in about 3 days. This means that you’re reading every single day of the year, (save a few days you can hand count). To finish a book in about 3 days it means you need a good number of hours per day. How do you run a full.
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such a perfect use of this
I think straight ships in fiction can actually be very cute and enjoyable
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my friends merged their souls together to become a nonbinary lesbian but i found out they're naming themself paul. i want to be supportive but, fucking paul?.
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can we start doing this to men who watch a lot of porn instead.
Googled these books and half of them have descriptions like this. This is a porn addiction.
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once in a while i need to remind the general populace of their existence. fuck the american government this is the trifecta of all time
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becky albertalli is bisexual and felt pressured to come out due to people on twitter causing controversy over her writing queer books lol.
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if you wanna gatekeep don't post about it on twitter 😭😭.
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@dykezillaa they regurgitate this shit daily just say you want the luxury of not having to worry about money and leave it at that skdjsk.
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made this for my irl but might as well post here too. read the locked tomb and begin fantasizing about bones today
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i don't consider griddlehark butchfemme because if anything harrow is a Creature. my opinion only.
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'prologues spoil the story' by that logic chapter 1 also spoils the story. and chapter 2. and the whole book actually, i can't read them bc spoilers :(.
When reading a book, do you read ALL of it, eg prologue, epilogue, acknowledgements, etc. or do you consider it finished without reading all that?.
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the very concept of lesbians in stem-based dark academia makes me go feral just in case anyone out there is listening.
i don’t understand why more dark academia books don’t focus on STEM when these fields give you the perfect opportunity to explore moral ambiguity in the pursuit of knowledge and the mad scientist trope.
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it's gonna be like. animal farm. also considering my experiences irl i find it hard to believe that the average man actually reads novels apart from those required by his high school english courses lol.
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you prepared to die with the locked tomb on your lips. but your idiot dying mouth rounded out three totally different syllables, and they were three syllables you did not even understand
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no comment on the book yet but. can we discuss 😭
started our wives under the sea . queer literary horror with a stunning cover i have high hopes.
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i think end of year wrappeds should come out at the end of the year.
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every time someone dnfs gideon the ninth an angel's wings are struck from their body btw.
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ianthe is so embarrassing. like the arm scene in htn was clearly the most erotic thing she's ever seen and she probably still gets off to it.
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reading a shitty book rn and i'm gonna make it everyone's problem. it replaces fuck with 'scrum'. it's used every TWO FUCKING PAGES.
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i think messy homosexuality just really elevates any piece of literature.
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harrowhark nonagesimus i fear.
born to lez out forced to experience the horrors.
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i gave you my whole life and you didn't even want it . .
You can't post a random quote and expect people to know the book.
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“i hope you deactivate forever” is boring. it’s basic. “i hope the book tracker app you’re addicted to and check twenty times a day goes down for maintenance and keeps extending the timeframe” is terrifying. it’s scary. IT’S REAL. and it’s happening to every storygraph user today.
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not a single trope that works better in straight romance than in sapphic romance btw. take the man out of the equation and suddenly there is beauty in everything.
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my most disappointing (not necessarily absolute worst) books of 2024. merry christmas ig
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thank you c. s. pacat!.
I think the best thing an author can do is write a normal non-sex scene like it's sex.
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nothing touched by empire stays clean
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2025 priority tbr but it's completely ripped from my buddy read plans <3
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yeah we should all implement the chinese library classification system for our collections of 30 books.
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priory of the orange tree is here in spirit
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this is how you lose the time war i miss you.
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i hope everyone who hasn't finished their first yet doesn't sleep fitfully tonight
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me when captive prince.
big fan of yaoi where one of them is short and evil.
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can you lot stop finishing books and movies and doing anything productive for one day at least i just played overcooked for 3 hours.
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does booktwt even like reading anymore like the only time we can count stuff towards our reading goal is when we fucking eat the books. with sauce on the side too.
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oomfs we should do a book rec swap thing where i give you one & you give me one and we reconvene in a couple months time to spend one hour in each other's dms yapping please volunteer.
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the word 'lesbian' is not a slur.
I'm pretty sure wuh luh wuh is just a cute little joke but nah you rather be called a slur??? I don't think it's about the word maybe you just like to be called slurs.
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the way every sentence just kept getting worse.
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dorian gray. .
reading a classic and understanding why it's a classic is possibly the best experience in the world. it feels like you're simultaneously connecting with everyone who's read it before you <3.
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a memory called empire is devastatingly good because it's a stunning exploration of imperialism & the inherent horror of empire and how that impacts individuals but also because it has such lovely names as two cartography, aka map.
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honestly if a woman wants to read smutty silly romance books that's none of my business! it's good to read something informative or that stretches your brain a little sometimes but also reading is a hobby. that we do for fun. to relax. you know.
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i've also finished 110 books this year and it's really not that strange 😭 you just slot an ebook or audiobook into breaks and lunches and before bed. choose not to scroll twitter sometimes. please.
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seven hundred likes on my humiliation. i had no idea people on here hated me that much. bye.
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here you go
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if you think lesbians wanting to be referred to by masc terms is heteronormative & 'literally just bisexual' i will pick your locks in the night and smash your head in okay goodnight.
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honestly the only reason i made this was so i could get people interested in a memory called empire i'm glad i'm being taken up on that <33.
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people discovering others perhaps live in third world countries is hilarious.
@smriiislibrary refuse to believe there’s no library near you lmao.
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oomfs please do buddy reads with me next year. literally going to start begging in your dms atp.
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i will never not be against straight dark romance on principle LMAO if i wanted toxic heterosexuality i would simply socialize irl.
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happy november! last month's reading wrapup (and i only lied a little)
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sorry but if in a book a man calls a woman a bitch, regardless of how in the wrong she is, i will start to hate him a little.
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sorry some of y'all are incapable of being even semi normal about chinese people xhs is not your social experiment playground and we are not a new species.
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started our wives under the sea . queer literary horror with a stunning cover i have high hopes.
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downloaded like seven books & 300k words worth of fic for my flight and ended up sleeping for most of it.
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you consumed angels before man so ethically babe you're so getting into heaven.
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a memory called empire & the teixcalaan duology as a whole is just so fucking peak. lesbians, aliens, cultural imperialism, questionable neurosurgery, official correspondence encrypted with shitty poetry. come on now.
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as a lesbian, this doesn't even make sense.
as a lesbian, dating a woman with kids counts as dating a straight woman to me.
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don't want to be that person but western (especially white) queers take a ridiculous amount for granted. there are countries in which being gay is literally illegal and you have the nerve to come on here and go WAIT BUT GAY MARRIAGE WON'T FIX THINGS.
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do u guys think he wanted to propose and just didn't know how to.
Finally hit the romantic part of Angels 3 💙 (Lucifer just shot Michael in the throat with a revolver).
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freydis moon is hilarious bc if so much evidence was stacked against me and my friends renounced me and i was desperate enough for drama to search up my name (censored w/ asterisks too) on twitter dot com, i would walk out onto train tracks and sit in a puddle.
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this is how you lose the time war you will always be famous.
i love you. i'll write it in waves. in skies. in my heart. you'll never see， but you will know. i'll be all the poets，i'll kill them all and take each one's place in turn，and every time love's written it will be to you.
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september wrapup!! nineteen of these were sapphic so i'd say i did pretty well in that dept
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existential crises are so my thing
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for god's sake. as a reader just avoid it.
Normalize writing fantasy novels with no spice. 🤓.
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you're in her dms, i'm in her mouth and throat and stomach. we are cannibalising each other. we are also lesbians.
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haul <3
going to start posting screenshots of my recent files as book hauls bc i am so deeply jealous of everyone with physical hauls. in this economy tho.
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'twitter wrapped' if you wanted to be called a slur you don't need to resort to ai, you can just ask me <3.
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every time i think about the regent beheading nicaise but keeping his body i throw up in my mouth a little and start hallucinating an alternate universe in which i never read past chapter 19 of prince's gambit.
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'my gf said' 'me and my femme' 'we went to see nosferatu together and we're matching' i will lock every single one of you in the basement i don't have and kms in front of you.
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and this is why this app is goddamn unbearable.
Chat gpt gave me the answer, nvm folks.
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