austin reaves, when he cooks

Merry Christmas to Austin Reaves

home wins are *mwah* gorgeous 🤌🏼 if we can just get the road game together

They usually don’t because I’m either focused and I look boring, or I’m shouting obscenities lol

I was testing the theory that they usually win when I sit court. 😬

I gotta get out here more 🏅

I wish I had a more interesting item to return with but unfortunately all I have is “reporting live from: lebron is mad.”

Hi. it’s been too long. I gotta do a ritual under the next moon. I got us. Trust.

incredible work you did here. would watch.

some of the rumors would be promising but i’m not reading into anything. i honestly have no idea what happened / what’s going on / what’s gonna happen. I’m still like, grieving 😩

i know ive been quiet, but i gotta say, i love this nba soap opera. everyday i look forward to it. what are we calling it? the young and russ-less?

this account is for being funny and right now everything is sad

Precisely !

I didn’t do it on purpose dammit!!!!!!

if anyone asks this is a parody account

that’s very chill of u

pls keep this account away from the m*dia this is all I have left in this life

yes I am kidding!!!! my whole album is about being an awesome mom who FUCKS.