RT @FilledwithUrine: bro idc if im 25 if i fall asleep in your car it’s your responsibility to carry me to bed and give me a kiss goodnight

RT @michaelscat2: Jimmy has immaculate balance

RT @MattZiemak: Dogs aren’t even allowed to hang out with other dogs if they don’t have all their shots.

RT @hopfbifurcator: I wanna go here so bad

RT @Bellows4L: Wish I’d thought of this.. mine was puzzles

RT @poregan: who do I contact if I found a plot hole in an episode of Criminal Minds that aired in April of 2006?? is there a hotline

RT @CdyRnkn: I’m so baked i didn’t notice that the pizza I wanted didnt add to the cart before I hit “order” so I just waited an hour and a…

RT @itsnella_: pressing play on netflix with a full plate of food

RT @itsmariannnna: meet cute at the vaccination clinic call that moderna love

RT @fibulaa1: At Trader Joe’s with no list. No plan. Clear eyes. Full heart. Huge ass. Can’t lose

RT @jakemorgan34: Now accepting funding for my DC based coffee shop called We Did It Joe

RT @chadopitz: I'm a little suspicious of the new maid they just hired for the White House