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she/her. aspiring winemaker. i like food and genre fiction. not very funny
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my dad is a synth guy and so inadvertently taught me about trans ppl at an early age when i asked why the name on his vinyl copy of the clockwork orange soundtrack was different from the name on the cd copy
telling kids about this stuff isn't hard
Happy 80th birthday to Wendy Carlos, an electronic music pioneer whose early albums and film scores (A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, and TRON) put synthesizers on the map.
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you were a legend and a genius and a pioneer and an innovator but you were also my dad and you were a really really really great dad
i love you so much. thank you for everything.
in loving memory
Dave Smith
1950-2022
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as an engineering manager i am appalled at this. if my engineers were working nights and weekends to hit a deadline that would be a huge failure on my part
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this is not an april fools joke just a smol work tweet
after four years as an android engineer at slack, as of today i have transitioned into an eng management role :)
i expect to forget everything i know about android within about three months feel free to check back
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lmao fuck this is the best description of anything i have ever read
http://t.co/JC4QC2RiQy
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@meat
@137eggs
@misandrelazar
the first meme is pretty directly related to his work and he loves it so good job to the OP's friend
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"unlimited pto"
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Chrome 3%
Maps 7%
Twitter 85%
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someone who is good at cell phones please help me budget this. my battery is dying
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my cat just looked up at me & said "wikileaks' spiral into the reactionary alt-right comes as no surprise" 😂 cats say the darndest things
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might fuck around and become a thought leader and change my bio to "Wife. Cat Mom. Foodie. Bay Area Native." followed by an abbreviated résumé including the twitter handles of my current and former employers
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five years ago today i went on an okcupid date with a cute scientist wearing an "i <3 ramen" t shirt. four years and two months ago i moved in with him. ten months ago we got married. four months ago we bought our first home together. and today i am just a lucky happy girl <3
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reminder to SF tech workers: dont cross picket lines. if your office is being protested for collaboration, consider going home (or quitting)
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how is anyone supposed to be able to focus on jira tasks and okrs when their hometown is on fire
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wow being a manager is really hard why didn't any of you (aside from my manager, my director, my therapist, every workshop facilitator and conference speaker and coach, every eng turned manager that i know on here) warn me?????? smh
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i have worked at slack for 6 years now and my friends got me balloons and im very happy and feeling loved and appreciated!!! it rules!!!!
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cmon guys, im not misandrist, i have a dad, im even DATING a guy, how could i hate men. i have many male friends
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we have to call lasagna "pizza cake" to get my 3 year old niece to eat it but like where's the lie
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when are we going to hold pg&e accountable for the horrific loss of life and destruction wrought by their negligence? when will California take the grid into its own hands rather than leaving critical infrastructure to the whims of capitalism?
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i've been a software engineer for 8 years and i have no idea what 'yak shaving' or 'bike shedding' means. do not tell me, it's much funnier not to know
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the internet is real life. anywhere that one human is communicating with one or more other humans is real life. thanks
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yeah this fucking sucks and there's no excuse anymore. HP was super meaningful to me as a kid but we can't keep giving this woman our money if we also claim to care about trans people
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the longer I go without a tech job the more convinced I am that I never want another tech job
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fellas is it gay to breathe
nothing about this is an insult unless you... hate purses ??
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anyone who can't see that this was a clear act of intimidation has never had a stalker or been harassed online. don't @ me
“Because one of my biggest harassers is sitting in the front row.” Read Anita's post on her experience at VidCon:
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@codinghorror
@Pinboard
god this is such a boring take about programmers. it's not 1994 anymore we can have more than one personality type
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google search "how to tell people you are quitting the best job you ever had without crying or upsetting anyone"
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i love not having a tech job. if you are able, i highly recommend taking a job where you use your hands to make something that is good. even if that means sometimes when disconnecting the line after a pumpover you get a bunch of grapes on your shirt. it's so much better than JIRA
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for some reason a lot of tech people are following me immediately after i posted that i don't work at the company anymore. i can't stress this enough: do not talk to me about software lmao
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@lil_morgy
hey it's me, a complete stranger, here's an extremely defensive and detailed post about my very specific situation, can you read it and then reassure me that i'm Good
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a guy wearing a hot pink Harambe T-shirt and a twitch backpack just walked into karaoke. I quit
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@elleduncanESPN
this is a labor strike, not a boycott. the players are workers, not consumers.
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feeling very blessed to have quit my job and therefore not have to pay attention to discourse about it on here. instead i am going to read a book
in related news I finally got the okay from the dmv to put my LOG OFF plates onto my new car. words to live by
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wow 3 years ago I met a rando frm okcupid for lunch & now we're getting married! happy anniversary
@misandrelazar
💖
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you cut scope, you take people off lower priority projects to help, or you push the deadline back. crunch time is not worth it
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me reading this take
Thank you to everyone who gets my point about how a man is praised for something a woman would absolutely be dragged to hell for. Do you think Hillary would be a loveable meme if she dressed like that with that look on her face? Hell no.
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literally every man cited their wife or mother or sister as their reason for feminism. not just because women are ppl
#ghc14
#ghcmanwatch
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please consider setting up a recurring donation to the
@TransLawCenter
. our trans brothers&sisters are under attack & its going to get worse
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today's dear prudie made me so angry!!! hyperfocus is a massive adhd symptom! i WISH i had been diagnosed in high school instead of waiting until I was 27. good for this girl for taking her health into her own hands & thanks
@danielortberg
for telling this mom what's what
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why are people celebrating this
(2) when the third party developers were brought in a few weeks before the event, they were told they were only flying in for the day for a meeting. when they found out they would be stuck there for weeks, we had to take them to target to get more clothes and other necessities.
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@RepBetoORourke
we stan a leftist king who [checks notes] licks the boots of an apartheid state
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@codinghorror
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consider that the types of folks who comment on HN threads may no longer be representative of the general population of programmers
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can I be cheesy for a second? today marks 4 years with
@misandrelazar
, and we are gonna be huge nerds for the rest of our lives together
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diversity in tech is a double edged sword... on one hand diversity is good but on the other hand i just had to wait in line for the bathroom
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on what PLANET is it appropriate for WALNUT CREEK to have this kind of equipment?
“IF YOU DO NOT MOVE, YOU WILL BE DEAD” WALNUT CREEK, CA
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this is the best thing i have seen all week. we have the best customer experience team on the planet
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an upside of this whole trump thing is that all the men saying "that's how all men talk" are safe to cut out of your life forever 👍
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@BlueSpaceCanary
at some point my body will expire from the sheer amount of anger contained in me but until then I remain livid 24/7 about this in particular
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this week i had to say goodbye to my best friend, my perfect old baby river cat
in loving memory
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i will miss you forever
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remember, don't take Uber or Lyft today in support of the drivers striking for pay transparency and fairness. if you take an Uber or Lyft today you are crossing a picket line, which is bad!
consider: yellow cabs, buses, BART, Caltrain, a GoBike, or even a scooter!
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how do you write a whole ass exposé on vice's shitty culture without once mentioning that it was literally co founded by a white supremacist
Breaking News: Groping, unwanted kisses, propositions for sex: At Vice, a hard-partying, boundary-pushing culture created a degrading workplace for women.
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everyone is out here with their gamest*p and their cr*pto meanwhile the lumber i bought last week for my new deck has already increased in price by like 40% because the entire universe is a huge racket and money is meaningless
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@adrjeffries
any resources on how to determine which of our installed apps are reporting to safegraph?
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can't believe I've done anything at all for 4 years. shout out to slack for staying good and also not firing me
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in an effort to look more like a 28 year old professional woman and less like a 14 y/o emo boy or dickensian street urchin I have purchased myself a BLAZER but now i'm spiraling and am seriously considering MATCHING DRESS PANTS to go full Power Suit send help
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i just got my wedding photos back and feel the need to share this photo of our cake with you all. because it rules
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my favorite thing about being a manager is slowly watching my engineers, who are much smarter than me, fix all the terrible code i wrote in the last 5 years.
this isn't sarcastic, it feels like a measure of success to see how little of my original code remains in our app lol
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mute me tomorrow y'all because i am going to be insufferably sentimental about this incredible milestone. so grateful that the team took a chance on me and that i get to stick around to continue on this absolutely wild journey
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been wanting to take a class on sashiko mending for a while so today i just looked up some videos and tried it out on these old jeans ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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sfpd won't release the maga sword attackers mugshot meanwhile berkeley police happily doxx protestors whose only crime is carrying a sign 🙃
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mom just texted me that she met Lana Wachowski at a hotel bar in Detroit and they are going to a party together and im ?????!!!!!!!!!!
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few things rankle me more than employees caping for the employer that steals their wages using scams like "unlimited pto" which isn't paid out on departure
there's a reason this is illegal in countries with stronger labor protections, folks
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sneak peek at how I will be spending every single weekend for the next 6 months
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he really just signed a whole executive order to cry about reverse racism
the right calls feminists and anti-racists "thought police" when their man is literally banning the teaching of history that hurts his feelings
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you can always tell a karaoke newbie because they enthusiastically put on no scrubs without understanding that it's a trap and you get to watch their enthusiasm fade through the stages of grief as they sing the chorus 100000 times
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today andy told me he has a friend who thought ACAB stood for Assigned Cop At Birth and i can't stop laughing about it
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