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@haking
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Swim Instructor. Birth Worker. Caregiver. MOTHER. Don’t come here with your wrong opinions
Your Mom's side of the bed.
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Do yall realize we were tweeting FROM FLIP PHONES!? I been on Twitter since Aug 2008.
I remember texting my tweets to 40404. some of y’all simply WERE NOT OUT HERE
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They are, but Nike could just keep making the fucking shoe and resellers wouldn’t even be a problem.
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Literally every straight man on the planet
Y’all ever had someone who claimed to be “a freak” disappoint tf outta you??
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But are they running him HIS coins tho?
A Florida boy who was bullied for his homemade T-shirt representing the University of Tennessee Volunteers at his elementary school’s college colors day had his design made official by the university – and the demand crashed the school’s website.
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@thefeduppoodle
As you shouldn’t. They LITERALLY tell you when you test drive that you are to stay alert and keep your hands *near the wheel* while in auto-pilot. This fool out here trying to die.
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So...by this logic, after a man has sex with 20 women...he doesn't have a shadow anymore. Ladies, beware of the shadowless men. They hos.
My Sister Every man you have sex with, 5% of his shadow remains in you, that's why you have different moods ,many spirits are living in you.
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Not getting tested.
What tf is Georgia doing that everyone one else isn’t? 🤔
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Donald Trump: I’m gonna lower taxes so low they won’t even exist
Trump: We’re gonna build roads & bridges &…
Me:
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They was not. And they still is not
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@Maria_Giesela
The government exposes a minority demographic to illicit drugs in order to wrongfully improson them. Unlikely duo saves the day!
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You
ALL
need more platonic touch in your lives.
Period.
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😂😂😂 RT
@DailyRapFacts
: When Diddy tried to buy the handle “
@SeanCombs
” a couple of years back.
http://t.co/wGkmZMO1ZN
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You ever wonder what your “…but” is? You like when you come up in conversations
“Yeah, I lover her/he’s great …but”
Do you know your “…but” or do you think you know?
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So...everybody Hates Idris?
First-look at
@IdrisElba
's 1980s comedy series inspired by his childhood, ‘In The Long Run.’
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My child is on punishment. No TV, no switch, no tablet.
She hasn’t stopped talked to me since 10:00 AM....Tuesday.
Mistakes were made. 😂😭
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@unicornyemi
@itsmanniebaby
FLIPPED tables nshit! Idk what Jesus these folks be talking about but MY Jesus, flipped tables when shit wasn’t sweet.
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Bitch.
I will cut you.
Stacey Dash calls Rep. Maxine Waters a "buffoon" for her
#BlackGirlsRock
acceptance speech:
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So there is a difference in someone telling you the truth about yourself and it hurting and someone saying nasty things just TO hurt you.
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Let. Me. Count. The. Ways.
1. Fried
2. w rice
3. BBQ’d
4. Baked
5. In soup
6. On a stick
7. In a house
8. w a mouse
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Y’all, please pray that my home is not overtaken by spiders because this nigga killed one outside. Now I gotta ask the Godspider for forgiveness on the day of his daughters wedding cause this nigga is a spider killer all of a sudden 😂
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This is your periodic reminder that you can’t own people.
People do not belong to you.
Not your significant other
Not your friends
Not even your children
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@yallthefeds
That’s weird af. Like...even if no one “aspired to only be a CNA” 1. CNAs are still VERY necessary and 2. That is some people’s path to nurse...RN...LPN...DR. etc...like girl shut UP
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Please guys...
PLEASE stop having “first annual” anything’s. PLEASE
It’s “inaugural”.
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@mminthecity
OKAY!? And they grow full fucking length and thickness over damn night! I keep tweezers in my car. In my purse. In my pocket at all times because WTF!?
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WE ALL FUCKING BROKE. 7 mothafuckas in this bitch got ALL the fucking money and y’all talmbout “paying off debt” bitch please.
Perhaps Americans should add “paying off debt” to their New Year’s resolution lists as credit card debt hits an all-time high
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Same energy
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@PriceTheCreator
Because what is 16 wings!!!??? How did we get to that number? 😂 it’s 12, 15 or 20. I don’t make the rules lol
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100%. Jelly is made from fruit juice. Jam is made from the crushed fruit or pulp of the fruit.
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That nigga who your mama thought you thought she looked like RT
@_BrookieB_
: Question, black people.... who is Boo Boo the Fool?
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Also…why is this the photo that comes up of Tisha Campbell? WHAT IS THIS!?
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You ain’t finna whoop my ass doe.
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Why is Jolene Billie Eyelash? 😂
Dolly and Beyoncé dealing with Jolyne
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WHY AM I DELIVERING PUPPIES RIGHT NOW!!!!!???happy damn new year...
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Or....
Hear me out...
Give freely and with an open heart and only as much as you can actually spare and regardless of the means by which someone else obtains their blessing, yours will always come back to you and then some.
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When you thought all your chicken was gone but you look down and it’s some that you dropped on ya titties
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Hey
@beyonce
@mstinalawson
!
3 generations of women. 2 generations of Tuskegee graduates! My baby sister graduated from Tuskegee today making her the 3rd oF 5 sisters to do so...we celebrate! 💜
#tu
#tuskegee
#blackgirlmagic
#beforeiletgochallenge
#beyonce
#dance
#boodoesnine
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Did I tell yall I got accepted into a Doula training/work study program?
Well, I did. It starts Friday. Holla at ya boy for all your birth partner needs
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We do not give a shit.
#MuteRKelly
means there is no more room for what he has to say. He been telling us his story for decades. That’s over. It’s cancelled. Thnk u, nxt.
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This is what fuck niggas think when they see mutual love and respect. When they see a men who put in the same amount of work in a relationship as women do. SMH
Future on Ciara and Russell Wilson: "He do exactly what she tell him to do."
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Also...I’m 33, today. On the Negro Solstice. Do with that information what you will. But gather yourselves accordingly and know...
I am.
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M’Baku is FIIIIIINE
Winston Duke is...less fine, but still handsome.
Same way James St. Patrick is waaaaay more finer than Omari Hardwick
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SCAMuary
FEDuary
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June
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#WasteHisTime2018
I’ll explain later. Maybe
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Have him train me and share outfits! Cause he is SNATCHED RT
@YahBoiSelfie
: What would you do if he was your brother
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@_kiaranelson
@LegatronPrime
I have screamed at EVERY one of these that I have seen! This one almost killed me. 😂
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@MrGee54
@MsTosciMarie
Ugly folks fucking and having babies every day. If you ain’t getting chose, you whack, you boring, you lame, you have the personality of toast cooked *just* right. Period.
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CAN WE PAUSE for a moment and congratulate my little sister!? A mother fucking SCIENTIST on your asses????
#USA
#WomenInSTEM
#WomenInScience
THE WHOLE CONFERENCE OF SOUTHERN GRADUATE SCHOOLS
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Broke is broke. Can you pay the bill or nah? Light bill don’t care if you bought Cartier Shades or Apple stock.
Going broke after INVESTING is not the same as going broke after IMPRESSING....🤔🤔
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@MelechThomas
“Mary Don’t You Weep” is the PERFECT song for the whole drive by montage in a hood nigga coming of age story.
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@Running_AwayNow
@msprettypisces7
@iamejaythedj
@_EVANGELO
They still gone get it cause half the folks in that room went home to get in the bed with them/sent “you up” texts. SMH
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My unhealthy relationship with food, spending money I don’t have, and sleeping for ungodly amounts of time...
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@aaauset
@sk00ldazedQuay
@lecoochieman
@myVisaExpired
@DrTGIF
Well actually, at that point I think we’ll all see that Issa prolific.
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@mminthecity
I think part of it is people aren’t actually out living life anymore (for whatever reasons) so we’re either locked up inside reading more watching more and learning and becoming interesting but never really consistently going out to interact with others or just don’t have the
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All this talk about blacks people not knowing how to swim and I just need to remind y’all that I am a Red Cross certified Water Safety Instructor and Lifeguard and I do swim lessons in AL, GA, MS, TN, and the Florida panhandle.
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