Blinx: The Time Sweeper
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gas pumps having the lil TVs interrupts Me Time
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Just had to try DQ’s new chili cheese and Oreo Glizzard 💯😋
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I just got “thats crazy” from my plumber?? cmon man
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This is the second half gallon of strawberry milk I’ve bought in 2 days
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pov I’m showing off to you the cornbread I just made
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you’re “in your bag” or “getting that bread” mf I be doin both
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when I see a pretty girl I act like my ceiling and fall for her
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hello to my e-friends ONLY no physical flesh allowed
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maybe the real sexual tension is the friends we made along the way
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Girls that wear 3+ necklaces want to be wind chimes so bad
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If my girl had an Onlyfans I’d simply subscribe
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in celebration of reaching 800 here’s a rooftop reveal
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You ever been zoned out and someone interrupts and ask what you were thinking about like sorry you’re not invited this was a private event
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When girls have multiple hoop or dangly earrings it’s like come here my little keychain
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quirked up white boy who’s goated with the sauce
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personality? I already have a nose ring and listen to the smiths what more do you need
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pov you’re the customer who ordered a large pizza 10 minutes before we closed and I’m about to end you
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1 problem of college is some days I only get an hour or so to flex an outfit
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honestly only came back to say I found this chair, 20 road flares and these new shades
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Just a midwestern cowboy pretending to know country songs
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Stop and drop a pic of you that looks like an album cover
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hm should I reflect on my life and change for the better or buy a half gallon of strawberry milk? anyways check out my new tattoo
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For the second time in my life I can legally buy cigarettes
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Queen had the right thinking. fat bottomed girls DO make the rockin world go round
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smile😀though your hearts achin🤡
smile 😀 even tho its breakin 🤡
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i was born the day after christmas because god knew I’d outshine his lame ass son
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I have to wear a fit to go to the bookstore for some reason
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the lords on their way to buy some rings idk I didn’t watch the movie
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my 7 year old self to my parents when I ran away from home only to come back 15 min later
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that’s not a picnic that’s graduation party food
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quote this with 4 pics of you during quarantine that all hold very different energy
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I still think back to high school English when our class read native son out loud and our teacher told us to not say the n word that was in the book and literally 15 minutes after a white girl said it with her whole chest
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There is literally no garden in either of these
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just like none pizza, your beef with me is one sided
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If I had a girlfriend I’d wash my sheets I guess
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putting on a fit so when I go for a walk I can show the birds
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a male and female skunk couple call that straight gas
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“you’ve changed” bro I recognized my trauma and working to improve myself
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early morning Twitter is nice cause you get people that never sleep liking your bad tweets in their unhinged state
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Lifeguards when they see you running by the pool
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8 year old me when my dad brought me along to hardware store to get new door handles not realizing he did it to lock my mom out of the house and her calling the cops later that night while I play Pokémon emerald in my room for 4 hours as they scream at each other
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you’re in her dms but i just compared my hand size to hers. we are not the same.
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got compared to this mf by a 14 y/o and I’ve never wanted to hit someone more
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