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Senile old man. "Mental illness"-maxxing. Post-revolutionary proletariatcel. Graveyard shift enthusiast.
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@villecallio
being condemned to unwilling avant garde intellectual status sounds like a funny layer of hell
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@Newposter2
asmongold is living proof of the fact that being a NEET is a state of mind totally divorced from economic reality. he could be a billionaire and he'd be in mom's basement waiting for tendies
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@Trey_Explainer
i genuinely do not understand the people who think MattPat retiring is a bad thing. this guy was at the bottom of the content barrel. he was one of those fish that clean the bottom of the tank for you for, like, the last 6 years
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the idea of wanting "someone who doesnt disagree with me" is actually the wildest thing on here to me. i cannot fucking stand people who are bitchmade and wouldn't call me out when i'm wrong being my friends or Otherwise. this "you gotta support me always" mindset is wack!!!!!!!!
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it's crazy that this is a thing. when my boyfriend was first comfortable of crying around me it totally changed how i felt about him in a positive way. knowing that someone is comfortable enough to be weak around you is genuinely the most touching thing i've ever experienced.
My first GF got the ick when I cried after learning my childhood best friend had terminal cancer at 21
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@hostilecatnip
it's a weirdly specific cultural subset of annoying twitter lesbians who are absolutely insufferable, like a reverse nazi femboy cabal. most people are chill about
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@twinkophrenia
i used to think the 4chan schizoposting about paid shilling was insane, but it's starting to get hella obvious since i started using twitter
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@snowbriight
@BossGangCanada
opera is sus ever since it got sold to a crazy shady Chinese company a while ago, would not trust it
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Is it weird to be attracted to the noises someone makes? What's the word for this. Not even the sound of their voice, but the way they laugh and you can hear the little smile. Uoh....
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@lilaieskero
unsure if twink that should be obliterated or 19th century Gothic beauty that should be respectfully appreciated
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@PERCMODER
how do u go from stunning to stunning in two different genders this game is RIGGED
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i like my eggs like my sensitive young men, poached and running
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Is it just me or are bottoms incapable of making interesting conversation if you ever find them in the wild. It's like I'm poking a dead fish with a stick and telling them to do something
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Young Men Posting their Exposed Midriffs and its Consquences have been a Disaster for Homosexual Society, a thread
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If you are a beautiful man (or woman - if they exist), the law says you MUST be attracted to taller and stronger men than you. You are not allowed to be attracted to other skinny 5'7 twinks. Some of you see to have been forgetting this,
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Just spent 200$ on books. Guess who isn't eating this week? That's right, it's this guy.
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me when the Twitter boy 2,000 miles away I've never DMd responds to someone else (I am plotting a murder-suicide)
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got "sir'd" by a little 5'3 guy and felt something primal activate inside of me ,
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@Xaviery_Is_Near
this shot of vodka is for all the depressed gay boys without special people to celebrate christmas with
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It'd be so fucked up to post interaction bait and have no one respond to it at all . It's why u'll never see me QT one of those charts
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today i am going to victimize young men on the internet *cracks knuckles*
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transphobic chud who complains about the liberals destroying the sissy boy and pretty twink population and turning them all into hot women instead
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@beAllendAll_
individual of indeterminate ethnicity fentanyl zombie shuffling towards me at 3am on an unpopulated street
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its interesting that in certain parts of the world that the victorian colonizer mindset still exists in terms of a like. perceived social class "intelligence" berth. it'd be really funny if this person's like malay and has somehow acquired the white man's burden syndrome
blackpill time wtf
yesterday, i delivered the maid's monthly salary in cash. Today she asked permission to "hang out in the city with her friends" and I'm like "sure". She just returned, and apparently she just blew half her salary to buy a necklace made of literal gold
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me and which groomfie (legal)
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i love when people straight up make shit up. it's pretty well known that Ted K. had episodes of dysphoria and visualized himself as a woman. the dude even called himself a liberal(the chud original definition, not leftist) and talked about total personal autonomy
Ted k literally believed you were a social contagion created by social decline
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my timeline is scaring me bro send help. i thought twitter only showed me fagslop. not whatever this is, ..... (women. EW!)
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@owenbroadcast
neverwinter nights is the craziest case of this. thousands of people still doing multiplayer d&d in their own little fantasy worlds(literally). it's mostly just boomers rping with each other but it's so precious
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if any feminists would like to do this to me please contact me forthwith
This is actually a good representation of what feminism is doing to men.
Making them docile and weak.
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every time a long haired twink gets a haircut an angel loses it's wing
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who needs friends when i have homo thug rapist 9000 to keep my depression at bay
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allah forgive me i'm not sure how much more "femboy discourse" i can handle on my timeline it's killin' me dog
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oomf may actually be the funniest person i've ever met oh my GOD these posts are actually pure fucking gold. can i have a fujoshi girlfriend who talks to me like this please
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Important Hunter update: I am going to start being Normal on . From now on I will post photos of my food, selfies of my cat, and I will randomly DM people like a Grindr NPC going "Hey what's up" and if you ever respond my answer will only be "Cool".
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after seeing people who post about the word "twink" 24/7 and coming to a realization i'm like one step apart, i've decided i need a hobby. like posting about anime, or smugly quoting excerpts from books again.
i actually miss sharing old books and my favorite passages on here
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@twinkdefcon
sat through this for roughly two years; first person to give a call back was a human papermill subcontracting out work for like 1/3rd the normal pay. had success with applying to weird local businesses who needed graveyard shift people after.
"employment crisis" my ass. bizarre
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no more yearning we getting a roommate and a little angel twink girlboy wife in 2024 or else
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i wonder what it is about socially maladjusted gay boys in their teenage years and counterculture'ing their way to being hardcore right wing. it never lasts more than like four years either. whole phenomenon
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that one guy in your friendgroup who breaks down screeching and crying on a weekly basis and you really don't want to deal with , but people keep inviting him back
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This pops up whenever I log onto twitter
Spotify "age cap" means you can't listen to some artists if ur too old
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I miss having close friends and family I looked forward to talking to every morning. Life feels a little hollow when everything you do is for yourself alone, I think. Twitter and stuff helps a bit.
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This is so me and my strongest mentally ill twitter friends who have given up on any semblance of normal Human life while I try to teach them that someone can still love them coded
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oh boy is that (a certain cultural subset of) Lesbians Morality Policing Male Homosexuality again on my timeline? can someone make one of those funny autoblock lists for people who self-report as sapphic
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please twitter i dont want to see more transmasc butch lesbian discourse comics on my timeline make it stop. this is my personal hell
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@gay_ass_link
speaking from experience, yes but the problem is keeping them (you must build a VERY powerful boycage)
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How banal and self-obsessed people are continues to shock me. A man's son killed himself and he received the call while I was taking to him. The first words out of his lips were, "I don't give a shit, but couldn't he have at least saved this bullshit for tomorrow?"
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I don't think I can be expressively heterosexual on twitter. The Indians have me beat and they can't be topped. That's why I spend my free time sexually harassing men - performative comedy.
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I feel like someone telling me my eyes are beautiful is low key calling me hideous
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Do you talk to your own mind?-- And I don't mean in a superficial "talking to yourself" way, where you're just muttering things under your breath. I mean can you speak to your own conscience and idle thoughts? Can you have an argument inside your own head?
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Recent events serve to remind me that my mutuals are, perhaps, some of the most beautiful boys to walk God's green earth. If I met them in person, I absolutely would not be able to make eye contact or avoid stammering. Which is funny, because I'm half a foot taller and 100lbs up
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I don't believe in "Direct Messages". Send me your unconscious thoughts through the utilization of the zeitgeist. Interprative dream messages and smokestacks on the Astral plane.
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i say it plenty but i love u little guys trapped inside my computer. hope today's going well for everyone. i'm staying comfy
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Greaseball:
OOMF referred to me as a "greaseball" and forever destroyed my self confidence ! ( i will never post face again)
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i am an old man and all of you are twelve years old (am i beating the groomer allegations?)
Peanus: Male genitalia but misspelled.
Weanus: My Peanus is a W
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me and who
is this a girl from dies irae vn i cant stop thinking abt her loving fat men
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got cute boy's number, god is good. all is right with the world. the sun is shining, and it will rise again tomorrow .
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whenever i go "hiii :3" know its a 6'3 man with a gorilla body smiling like a discord emo kitten at you
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Gomen oomf-san please forgive my tweets I'm gassed up on caffeine after not sleeping 30 hours and the cracks in my mental health are showing
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chat, what's your favorite genre of Boy. mine is the 5'10 muscle-twinks who think they're too manly to be a bottom, and are immediately reduced to a stuttering mess when you call them cute
FAGSLOP POSTED AT 12:13 AM FROM MY NOKIA MOTOROLA
@cumburger_cafe
I can classify a bottom's height by the way they type. Advanced psychic warfare. If there's no capitalization and at least one :3 per ten tweets they're 5'5 or below. 5'7s have aristocratic Marquis de Sade twink-refinement.
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If you have ever used the word "degeneracy" you are not gonna make it dog. We're straight up beating you to death
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if you even SLIGHTLY disagree with my opinions or acknowledge the obvious (i am decrepit old man with failing health and am chronically unfunny) i reserve the right to beat you with a lead pipe
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is it cringe to watch movies with terminally online internet friends . i dont think i can ask my irl bestie to watch beau is afraid with me
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hot girl at my job just sent me a pic of her and her 300lb ogre boyfriend . maybe there is hope for me in this cruel and evil world still ...
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actually in retrospect i guess it's part and parcel with the "gay but not that kind of gay" identity crisis where you have no interest in clubbing or grindr so they're essentially a social fourth wheel. same for a lot of the more groan-inducing queer movements i guess
i wonder what it is about socially maladjusted gay boys in their teenage years and counterculture'ing their way to being hardcore right wing. it never lasts more than like four years either. whole phenomenon
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Coomer guy who supports the Genshin Impact boycott because he heard they were rioting about there being too few dark skinned girls and gyarus in the game and thought they were so real for that (Does not know what cultural representation is)
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dating history:
bpd e-boy
rocket scientist
yea ... u could say im a stonecold trucel
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@regularaugust
I dislike his books after storm of swords but Sanderson's still higher up on the literary war crimes list. If you're looking for genre fiction I've been pretty partial to the First Law trilogy and the Book of the New Sun by Wolfe.
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slowly working on my "best friend's hot dad" aesthetic. we might just make it. saw myself in the mirror and didn't wanna puke,
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GOOD NEWS! i have fought my landlord into submission. i think i've won and i get to stay where i live. ^_^
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Just found out one of my closest friends as a teenager killed himself last night. RIP to my favorite sleazebag in the world.
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I remember when my schizophrenic tangents about wanting to peel off my own skin were my most liked posts, now it's all "what if I picked up my 5'7 e-boy followers and physically crushed them like they were built to be played like a meat accordion" that people enjoy
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must arrange a playdate for you with fidelis . our socially maladapted young men struggling with the constraints of modern social dynamics should form some kind of adventuring party or 19th-century literature book club .
perhaps start with mishima
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i need to find decent men's haircare products or something i hate how it's all frizzy and dry no matter what conditioners i use
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Timeline is slowly being replaced with Japanese tweets about cute guys. Perhaps life is still worth living. Thank you whoever infected me with this.
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how old would u assume i am based off my tweets (oomf said they thought i was 36 and i felt my soul physically leave my body)
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The generational morality shift is something I'd really love to study under a microscope. Gen X, Millenials and Zoomers, and iPad babies have such an interesting dichotomy.
When and how did we veer from free expression and rebelliousness to being whiny morality police?
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I love how even being autistic has become "white girl sanitized". Where it's just vogue enough to be another way you're unique, but the other guy who can't make eye contact with you is a freak; after all, you have your Adderall to cure you, so why can't he just be normal too?
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you gotta fight back, oomf
Türkiye has big strong men 💪🇹🇷
Meanwhile the average GAYreek: 🇬🇷
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This was the most awkward and fascinating night of my life
I feel like a little schoolboy. Beautiful girl is coming over in a couple of moments if I never tweet again I fumbled it and shot myself twice in the back of the head
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