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Disneyland fan. Disneyland writer for @TouringPlans & Unofficial Guide to Disneyland.

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Guy Selga
5 months
It’s been long enough now where I feel comfortable saying after I tweeted this and near the end of dinner, a cast member who wasn’t our waiter came to our table, leaned in, and said “hey you know it’s actually a good table because it’s elevated and you can see everything better”
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Guy Selga
2 years
My great view of Gaya’s performance for dinner tonight 😂 #galacticstarcruiser
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Guy Selga
2 years
The Baymax curry at Tokyo Disneyland. Whoever thought of this is genius. It also tastes fantastic!
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Guy Selga
5 years
Everyone else is all high energy in Mickey’s Happy Holidays... and then there’s Sadness 😆
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Guy Selga
4 years
I think about this no smoking sign a lot
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Guy Selga
6 years
Star Wars Galaxy's Edge as seen from Big Thunder, 2015 to 2019
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Guy Selga
1 year
I hope everyone who got mass married in the Waterworld stunt show arena at Universal Studios Hollywood in 2001 is doing well these days.
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Guy Selga
6 years
I had to see it for myself. There is indeed a VHS copy of Home Alone 2 in the rafters of the Downtown Disney monorail station #disneyland
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Guy Selga
5 months
Droid Factory in Galaxy’s Edge sells a little drum set for the droids now. Very silly. I love it.
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Guy Selga
5 months
And keep it mine, I did not complain in person or in the original tweet. Not even mad. Just a funny little thing. Felt like sharing that because of the current Starcruiser diScOurSE 🤪
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Guy Selga
1 year
Just doing a little magic trick in Tokyo Disneyland!
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Guy Selga
1 month
I just watched Blaze Your Path: The Finale in Galaxy’s Edge. It was neat to see a little taste of the show that what would have been in this area every night.
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Guy Selga
2 years
Bob Chapek today on park reservations: “it protects the guest experience so that when you get into the park, you can have confidence it's not going to be overcrowded" Meanwhile in the parks:
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Disney Food Blog
2 years
Meanwhile, not far away at the Haunted Mansion…crowds are lining up for the ride’s 75-minute wait. 🫠
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Guy Selga
3 years
Shout out to all the couples breaking in the beds on the Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser tonight. Jedi in the streets, Sith in the sheets. Know what I mean?
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Guy Selga
5 years
This part in Imagineering Story where Marty Sklar is walking around Pirates of the Caribbean as the animatronics move and quietly click and stuff is just so so so so so so good.
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Guy Selga
6 months
There’s a new gigantic Big Al statue in Grizzly Peak in Disney California Adventure. I’m sorry Michelangelo and Praxiteles, but this is the best statue ever created by humans.
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Guy Selga
2 years
Found a dude in HISTA cosplay at #D23Expo !
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Guy Selga
5 years
cultural impact: █    █  █  █  _ Country Bear The rest of Jamboree country music
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Guy Selga
7 months
I found my dream Disney job: Poking lost balloons stuck in World Bazaar’s roof at Tokyo Disneyland with a giant stabby poll.
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Guy Selga
6 years
Here's how the view from Big Thunder has changed in the last few years. #disneyland
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Guy Selga
5 years
Here's some art you need, Mickey and Minnie in their rainbow outfits and Captain EO 3D glasses.
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Guy Selga
3 years
Walt Disney World 50th anniversary statue commemorating Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s swollen testicle
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Guy Selga
5 years
Looks like Rey is on a mission with a kid. Pure Disney magic right there. That kid will remember that interaction for a long time #disneyland
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Guy Selga
4 years
I hope Disneyland’s 3 fences are doing okay.
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Guy Selga
5 years
Haunted Mansion is closed for a long refurbishment. A replica of the sign that was outside of the mansion before it opened in the 60s is out front again.
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Guy Selga
3 years
I really REALLY hope all the people saying they’ll boycot Disney stick with it. The parks will be so much nicer without them😄
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Shane Bettenhausen
3 years
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Guy Selga
2 years
My great view of Gaya’s performance for dinner tonight 😂 #galacticstarcruiser
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Guy Selga
2 years
Walking in to Super Nintendo World in Hollywood!
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Guy Selga
4 years
Magic Kingdom has been open for hours and none of you have posted from inside Country Bear Jamboree yet??? DISAPPOINTED.
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Guy Selga
1 year
After almost 10 years you can still see the ROCK IT text behind SPACE on the Space Mountain sign.
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Guy Selga
3 years
The iPhone 13 Pro’s camera is wild. Took these on Haunted Mansion today and didn’t even have to turn dark mode on #Disneyland
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Guy Selga
1 year
Whoa hang on. A Haunted Mansion sweatshirt without any giant text, garish colors, or weird caricatures? I’m in.
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Guy Selga
2 years
I built that Space Mountain model that’s on Shop Disney and in the parks. Looks good! Easy and quick build. Also Shop Disney built it wrong in their photo???
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Guy Selga
1 year
I never knew Hei Hei in Magic Happens is controlled by Wii nunchuks. #Disneyland
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Guy Selga
5 years
Crazy how Jan Levinson survived a haunted hotel to go on and be a VP at a paper company.
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Disney D23
5 years
Going up? Tower of Terror made its spooky debut on the Wonderful World of Disney on this day in 1997!
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Guy Selga
4 years
Seen in the Target near Disneyland. I think they’re going to need to do better than 30% off to move this one
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Guy Selga
5 years
Kobe in the Lakers championship victory parade at Disneyland, 2009. RIP.
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Guy Selga
2 years
As soon as I heard about this ancient Tomorrowland sign being uncovered in Disneyland I knew I had to get a selfie with it before they fixed it.
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Guy Selga
3 years
I bet seeing Mickey diving in the water like this will stick in those people’s minds a lot longer than any ride, show, or parade. Sometimes it’s the little things that standout the most.
@DisneyFoodBlog
Disney Food Blog
3 years
Mickey is celebrating #WorldOceansDay over at Epcot! 🌊
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Guy Selga
4 years
@dhm @narIstrom This dude wearing a mask too
@TheHoopCentral
Hoop Central
4 years
WHAT IS HAPPENING IN LA?! 💀💀
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Guy Selga
4 years
I’m sitting here thinking about Disneyland bread bowls. Anyone else miss those things?
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Guy Selga
11 months
Super Nintendo World binoculars. Powered by Windows.
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Guy Selga
6 years
Fairy Godmother Scary Godmother
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Guy Selga
6 years
Disneyland’s hub, pre-Partners statue
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Guy Selga
5 years
Goofy is also out in his Kingdom Hearts outfit #OogieBoogieBash #dca
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Guy Selga
2 months
The Starspeeder 3000 is the piece of theme park merch ever! The lights in the cabin sync up to the video.
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Guy Selga
6 years
I’m giving away a copy of the Unofficial Guide to Disneyland 2019! Like this tweet and I’ll randomly pick a winner at the end of the day. I can even devalue it by signing it if you want🎄🎁
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Guy Selga
4 years
Today’s Disneyland item: this retractable hair brush I got when I was a kid in the late 80s.
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Guy Selga
3 years
The Muppets Haunted Mansion photo op in Downtown Disney is 10/10 A+. It even has the stretching portraits and changing portraits
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Guy Selga
6 years
TBT to Long Lost Friends Week at #disneyland . It’s been 5 years!
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Guy Selga
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Guy Selga
3 months
If you went to a theme park that wouldn’t let you re-enter after you leave to go back to your hotel for a nap, grab some food, retrieve something you left in your car, run to CVS, or whatever… would you ever go back there again?
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JJ on EuroTrip
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Guy Selga
6 years
Disney announcing the new Epcot entrance on the same day Universal announces their new Harry Potter coaster. I love the theme parks wars!
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Guy Selga
5 years
When Big Al’s curtain opens in Country Bear Jamboree:
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Kim Kardashian
5 years
He’s here and he’s perfect!
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Guy Selga
1 year
Every once in a while Twitter needs to be reminded about "Three Bags Full." A trio of performers in Disney's California Adventure in 2001.
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Guy Selga
6 years
I met this nice lady who recently retired. She was quiet but overall very friendly.
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Guy Selga
5 months
@robjyeo I do have a good view of the show. Move along. Move along.
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Guy Selga
6 years
RIP Ron Miller, who is featured in one of the greatest pieces of art ever in the history of the world. He also greenlit Tron so if that doesn’t say how much of a cool and good dude he is then I don’t know what does.
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Guy Selga
6 years
Your Friday moment of zen is this video of the cast of the Drew Carey Show and Rosie O'Donnell riding and awkwardly reacting to Superstar Limo at DCA
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Guy Selga
4 years
Does anyone else miss the Walt Disney World smoking bug anus billboard and related smoking bug anus status report tweets?
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Guy Selga
8 years
RIP smoking bug anus billboard. "You can't blame someone for leaving if you never gave them a reason to stay."
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Guy Selga
2 years
Super Nintendo World is so small and crowded. UGH! Disney would never do this!
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Guy Selga
2 years
Disneyland got a super cute ride with a fabulous queue, Universal got a new land that’s incredibly fun and beautiful, AND neither tore anything of substance down to build them? Fantastic start of 2023 for theme parks in Southern California.
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Guy Selga
4 years
Here's some uh... "classic" DCA pictures I took in 2010 before construction began.
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Guy Selga
1 year
As usual, trying all of Tokyo Disneyland and DisneySea’s fantastic snacks have been a highlight of the trip.
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Guy Selga
7 years
Saw this couple taking a walk next to a river at sunset 💞
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Guy Selga
6 years
Target now has a Blockbuster Video shirt. Did you ever think you’d see the day where Target sold Blockbuster merch?
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Guy Selga
2 years
The Jolly Trolley in TDL Toontown is back after missing for over 5 years and looks great! The wind up knob on the top even spins!
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Guy Selga
1 year
They really don’t make Disneyland commercials like they used to. 10/10.
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Guy Selga
5 years
Mickey Mouse walking on to Main Street this week:
@tsf_podcast
The Spanish Football Podcast
5 years
“Put your hands away you f**king idiots”
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@guyselga
Guy Selga
5 years
Clearing out old pics on my phone and this one made me realize I’ve had a Disneyland annual pass for 25 years. I’m such a passhole 🙃
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Guy Selga
7 years
RT if you’re high key secondhand embarrassed
@WDWNT
WDW News Today
7 years
People are chanting “We Wants the Redhead” as Pirates remains closed.
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Guy Selga
6 years
Can you imagine seeing this in person?
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Guy Selga
4 years
Watching Antiques Roadshow and this dude moved in to a house and found 15 original Disneyland Fantasyland blueprints. The two he brought were Mickey Mouse Theater but he also has stuff like Mr Toad. Lucky!
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Guy Selga
4 years
@TheEllenShow I just realized next year will be 2021 😂😂😂😂 and then 2022 after that. Number goes up and that’s 😆😆😆😂🤣🤣🤣so funny. Hehe lol 😂
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Guy Selga
5 years
Oh my GOD the new Hungry Bear sign is AWESOME
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Guy Selga
2 years
Amazon exclusive Country Bear Jamboree plush for WDW's 50th! I could not have purchased these any faster. Almost melted my credit card.
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Guy Selga
6 years
WHOA Davy Jones is gone from Disneyland’s Pirates of the Caribbean. The original dialogue in that tunnel is back.
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@guyselga
Guy Selga
5 years
The entire checkin process for Galaxy’s Edge has been smooth. Crowds are well managed and I’ve had zero problems. As usual Disneyland cast members are the best. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
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Guy Selga
5 years
A specimen from my collection in honor of Disneyland Big Thunder Mountain’s 40th birthday: This Big Thunder McDonalds Happy Meal box from 1995
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Guy Selga
4 years
$600 stimulus $2000 stimulus
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Guy Selga
5 years
My Droid Factory creation is silly and it’s great
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Guy Selga
5 years
The soda droids have arrived in Batu west! #disneyland
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Guy Selga
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Hey everyone, it’s a character from the movie Migration, which I’ve definitely heard of before right now
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Guy Selga
4 years
I found a picture of Hooter without his shirt on. So here you go. Happy Saturday.
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Guy Selga
2 years
Moment of zen. “it’s a small world” with no music. Just the clacks and squeaks of the robots.
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Guy Selga
6 years
Live bears in Country Bear Jamboree.
@TouringPlans
TouringPlans
6 years
FLASH POLL: WDW has added live actors to Pirates for the Halloween party. What other Magic Kingdom attraction would be better this way? Other ideas? Comment!
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@guyselga
Guy Selga
5 years
The kind of stuff I hope floods Disney+ 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
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Guy Selga
3 years
I must be out of the loop. I had no idea Disney+ added these awesome Star Wars location flyovers and vehicle tours. Love nerdy stuff like this 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 NEED MORE!!
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Guy Selga
3 years
Cat under the ship at Rise of the Resistance. Hopefully it moves before takeoff 🙏🏼 #Disneyland
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@guyselga
Guy Selga
4 years
BREAKING: the nuiMOs Disneyland spirit jersey perfectly fits this Country Bear Jamboree Henry plush
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Guy Selga
3 years
Got the PeopleMover shirt! Celebrating 27 years of it being closed and abandoned! #Disneyland
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Guy Selga
10 months
I’m nostalgic for the level of stupid Vegas was in the 90s and early 2000s. Sometimes it becomes stupid again and it’s truly glorious.
@VegasIssues
Las Vegas Issues
10 months
In other Vegas news… the Luxor is officially a giant Dorito.
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Guy Selga
4 years
Disneyland people, the Disney Home Store in Downtown Disney has the Country Bear Jamboree ornament in stock
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Guy Selga
3 years
Disney Parks posted a thing on their YouTube channel about bringing “larger than life” characters to the parks. The obvious character would be Hulk, but I REALLY REALLY REALLY hope those fuzzy white feet mean Wampas from Star Wars 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
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@guyselga
Guy Selga
5 years
You may have seen Haunted Mansion with the wait time “13” when it has little to no wait. In TDL, Pooh’s Hunny Hunt shows 8. In the Japanese language, “hachi” is the same word for “8” and “bee” 🐝 🍯
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Guy Selga
5 years
You better believe I bought that vintage Disneyland popcorn box
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Guy Selga
5 years
Saw the red head today. She’s still enjoying retirement.
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Guy Selga
10 months
Hell yeah! Epcot’s restored Omnibus in the Rose Parade. Beautiful!
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Guy Selga
8 years
Liverlips is waiting in line for his own meet and greet
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Guy Selga
2 years
My name is Guy Selga. Assistant Manager at a struggling holo-video store in the outer rim. I’m visiting the Halcyon to promote our store and my planet’s two most popular rentals. Lonely: A Space Robots in Outter Space Adventure and Speed 2: Cruise Control! #galacticstarcruiser
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Guy Selga
6 years
Wish I had an office job so I could bring this pen in to an important business meeting
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