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πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Private Yacht Captain. Sailed the seas to approx. 50 countries. If you threaten my crew, my guests, or myself...you will wish you chose another boat. πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

Atlantic Ocean
Joined November 2018
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@guyintexas2
Capt_Underpants
3 years
@DannySword1 Oh man. So sorry to hear that. Sending ❀❀❀
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Capt_Underpants
3 years
RT @SpanbergerVA07: Members of Congress should not buy or sell stocks. Neither should their spouses. My bipartisan TRUST in Congress Act…
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Capt_Underpants
3 years
@RonFilipkowski I know absolutely Noone who has intentions to move to South Dakota.
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Capt_Underpants
3 years
Congratulations to Tyron Woodley for taking the most obvious dive in the history of combat sports. Been a fan of @ufc since the very first one. Glad he got paid for tarnishing his legacy though. Hope it was worth it. #scammer
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Capt_Underpants
3 years
@LadyJayPersists Dick in a box!
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Capt_Underpants
3 years
@LadyJayPersists Same, girl.
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Capt_Underpants
3 years
@jordijoints Strange response but whatevs.
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Capt_Underpants
3 years
@ASoftstar Manufactured video
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Capt_Underpants
3 years
@mail_american Corrupt
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Capt_Underpants
3 years
@ASoftstar Any food. Lol
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Capt_Underpants
3 years
If you wondering what to take to a Holiday Party this year, grab yourself a bottle of Sun Goddess Sauvignon Blanc from @maryjblige πŸ₯‚πŸ”₯
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Capt_Underpants
3 years
@stucam7771 Of course. You should be compensated for your results...not your time IMHO.
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Capt_Underpants
4 years
@Parkerlawyer This is how we level up. Great job being humble. I feel sorry for the opposing side when they face you again. πŸ‘ŠπŸΌπŸ’ͺπŸΌπŸš€
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Capt_Underpants
4 years
@She114r The bf/gf thing seems like a limiting concept. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
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Capt_Underpants
4 years
@dugglebutt Time for gym, buddy.
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Capt_Underpants
4 years
@LadyJayPersists I can’t remember how to kiss. 🀣
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Capt_Underpants
4 years
@JM_Woolrich My Turkey Chili
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Capt_Underpants
4 years
@savagediana I have that job now.
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Capt_Underpants
4 years
@She114r My mom was like this and raised three boys who’ve each gone on to accomplish some pretty cool things as a result. When we don’t need anyone, we are free to choose anyone we want to have in our lives. Good stuff. πŸš€πŸ‘ŠπŸΌ
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