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Maybe I can do a shampoo commercial

@Ander_ito Και εγώ

Who wants to brush it?

My hard man bit. Who wants to try it?

Looking for a good morning kiss

@DavidFu52264083 Don't love the fact that you don't have any pics on your page that are of you.

@hrdadbod Just….daaaaaamn

Needed some air I guess

@HereRiverside 10th grade world history teacher. Played a year in the Canadian football league. It was the early 80s, tight pants were the style. Once stood on a chair to fix an overhead projector right in front of my face. I almost jizzed my pants.

@HereRiverside To become bottoms!😈

@HereRiverside There was this kid in school who started going through puberty well before the rest of us - he took a bunch of us into the boy's room and dropped trou to show us his pubes. Strangely, I dated his big brother not quite 10 years later LOL

Leans to the left

For all the small dick pages that follow me - there’s a BIG difference in being small and being soft - ha! See what I did there?

Hump Day - you’ve no idea how badly I could use a good tongue fucking

Testicle Tuesday - I could use someone who likes to casually play with my balls.

@BlueySkyler @Utahgayz I mean, I don't do hook ups...

@HereRiverside As a senior in HS, was an aide to football/wrestling coach in his history class. With his wife pregnant, he planned to take a day over Xmas break to paint the weight room. I offered to help w/a plan to offer him head. He declined my help painting, so never got to blow him.

Skipped the gym