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Jonah E. Thompson (Blue Checkmark)

@gurujonah

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Offensive, maybe. Like-able? DEFINITELY. Sex positive, otherwise very negative, bravoholic, raging homo. he/him/bro

D.C. / NOVA / Pittsburgh / PSU / Erie County
Joined June 2010
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Jonah E. Thompson (Blue Checkmark)
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@BravoPublicist @brynnwhitfield has friends in the bravosphere which is why she’s fake
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@TheRichFromCali Assassinated
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Jonah E. Thompson (Blue Checkmark)
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Not @WMATA silver line running 20+ minutes between trains and this one coming in hot at Tyson’s corner at 3 inches an hour. 🤦‍♂️ at least they got the puke cleaned up…… probably….
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Jonah E. Thompson (Blue Checkmark)
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@wmataGM @wmata anyone wanna clean up the excessive amount of putrid vomit on the platform at McPherson square station? @WashProbs
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Jonah E. Thompson (Blue Checkmark)
9 days
know i was just complaining about how annoying johnny weirs goofy accents are (i stand by it-they are), but as a dc resident, figure skating fan-with friends at iceplex and ice palace, @taralipinski and Johnny deserve an Emmy just for getting through a ✈️ crash & dick button 🪦
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Jonah E. Thompson (Blue Checkmark)
12 days
@NBCSports listening to Weir commentate is annoying. The WEIRd Russian accent is a mosquito in my ear. The name could be “barb smith” and he’d say it with a Russian accent. He’s from like Lancaster. Stop. Bizarre and annoying. @TaraandJohnny @taralipinski is good and not weird.
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Jonah E. Thompson (Blue Checkmark)
16 days
@USFigureSkating @AmberGlenn_ #alysaliu and #saraheverhardt deserve world spots. Love the absent competitors but this is an event designed to identify qualifiers. If you weren’t hit in the leg with a tire iron the week of, you should not get special treatment
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Jonah E. Thompson (Blue Checkmark)
16 days
@USFigureSkating having seen some challenger series events and one Grand Prix event and not knowing her physical readiness for worlds, there’s really no argument to displace a national qualifier. Sad that she’s injured but that is sport.
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Jonah E. Thompson (Blue Checkmark)
16 days
As a huge isabeau levito fan, @USFigureSkating should really NOT be considering her petition to go to worlds. The national championships should serve as the deciding factor unless you’re attacked with a tire iron AT nationals. Personal injuries are part of sport. 🤷
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Jonah E. Thompson (Blue Checkmark)
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As a huge isabeau levito fan, @USFigureSkating should really NOT be considering her petition to go to worlds. The national championships should serve as the deciding factor unless you’re attacked with a tire iron AT nationals. Personal injuries are part of sport. 🤷
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Jonah E. Thompson (Blue Checkmark)
17 days
Brandi Granville has a clit that is bigger than some guys I’ve fucked around with. Damn.
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Jonah E. Thompson (Blue Checkmark)
17 days
The way @AshWagner2010 and @Ben_Agosto have to lie to make us pairs figure skating seem good… 😂 bravo you guys. Tough job.
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Jonah E. Thompson (Blue Checkmark)
19 days
@acnewsitics She’s definitely a bull
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Jonah E. Thompson (Blue Checkmark)
19 days
@realDonaldTrump your mom and dad owe the world an apology. See why abortion is good?!
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Jonah E. Thompson (Blue Checkmark)
19 days
@Mollyploofkins Where is the taliban when you need them?
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Jonah E. Thompson (Blue Checkmark)
19 days
@kresnxk Hahahaha this is so good
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Jonah E. Thompson (Blue Checkmark)
19 days
@MistaMarshall00 @briantylercohen The Bible is a garbage book written by men (probably mentally unwell men) used as a political tool to oppress others. You can fuck that funny book. Go back and read Leviticus ma’am if you want to get hard into biblical interpretation. Sinner.
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Jonah E. Thompson (Blue Checkmark)
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@carrieunderwood ya get what ya sign up for. Low rent begets low rent. 🤷‍♂️
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Jonah E. Thompson (Blue Checkmark)
19 days
RT @BuzzingPop: Trump’s second inauguration viewership hit a 12-year low with 24.6 MILLION viewers. It also garnered 9.2 million less than…
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Jonah E. Thompson (Blue Checkmark)
19 days
I completely support fully closed borders. If you’re gonna come here come here legally. Otherwise revolt like the good old days.
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