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First sablay🌻
Max Arsenio S. Guanzon
BS Business Administration
Summa Cum Laude
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I just wanna ask kung naghalo-halo na ba election anxiety at academic anxiety ng mga estudyante d'yan?
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thailand winning with moo deng, same-sex marriage, and now lahn-mah oscar nomination😭
they outclouted us, outgayed us, and outfilmed us😫
Thailand officially submits Pat Boonnitipat's How to Make Millions Before Grandma Dies as their Oscar submission for Best International Feature Film.
Thailand has submitted 31 times and has not received an Oscar nomination yet. This could land them their first nomination.
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"Dalawang libro lang ang masasabing nagpabago sa buhay ng mga Pilipino, Ang Noli Me Tangere at Ang Diary ng Panget"
just remember oomf saying we should have a ph version of CUNK ON EARTH starring rufa mae quinto…
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Dinala ako sa mamahaling 10-course restaurant sa isang isla. Super ganda nung place but sub lang pala ako dun sa ex niya. Weird ng mga courses like yung bread platter walang tinapay. Kupal din ng date ko. Buti napansin mg chef and pinagluto ako ng cheeseburger to go.
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ITO PINAKAMALAKING ISSUE KO SA SIMBAHANG KATOLIKA CHAROT Pero seryoso si hesus nga hinugasan paa ng servants niya tapos bawal nakatsinelas sa simbahan? Gurl? Also walang masama sa pekpek shorts sa simbahan. Sabi nga ni hesus dukutin mo yung mata mo kung malibog kang motherfucker
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I can’t imagine being a (UP) student in a Marcos Presidency. Just the thought of it makes my gut churn. 🥴
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Sent my letter of withdrawal from the UP College of Law today.
Thank you to everyone who helped me throughout this process, assured me that there is no shame in admitting that some things are not for us, and gave me the courage to pursue things I really love.
Semper ad meliora
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PH is such a cultural anomaly😭 we could relate to the latinos because of catholic and/or hispanic roots, to SE Asians because of geographic and ethnic proximity, and to the west because of US hegemony. We're the platypus of countries.
Feminine person blowing fire.
( philippines filipino brazil brazilian brazilippines drums parade party salazzle )
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Short rant: CAN WE STOP USING BASKETBALL AS A MEASURE OF MASCULINITY?
Thanks.
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If this Joe and Blondie can dispel breakup rumors, that other Joe and Blondie can do too!
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Papatayo ako ng bakery sa Taft tapos papangalanan kong Pan de Salle
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JC Punong/bayan pag nalaman na mas marami ang summa this year compared to last year.
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When will NON-Lasallians stop romanticizing lasallian cElEbRiTiEs and assume na we care about them? You can be famous nationwide but if you're a shitty student who wants special treatment just because you're a celeb, transfer schools na. This is DLSU, not Wattpad University 😖
@jamiejuantong
@loveyouCci
So you want us to believe you that you dont know he’s popular? Honestly, naging classmate mo anak ko? When? Sa previous school niya? YOU DIDN’T KNOW HE IS POPULAR WHEN HE WAS STUDYING THERE? REALLY? Sad that you’ll lie after tweeting this. I hope you’re happy
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Sana may jowa na ako tapos “the house that fried chicken built” yung bio niya kasi Max’s.
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100+ years of Lasallian presence in Taft and no one thought of TaftSilog, I'm disappointed.
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We should all move past titles and address everyone equally with a respectful “lods”. Si Idol pala to eh
It’s so weird talking to students from La Salle. They call me “Miss” even though my email signature says PhD and Professor.
But then I promised myself I would NEVER be that person who insists on being called “Dr.” when I got my PhD.
So I don’t say anything…
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Our obsession with titles is the reason why ambaba ng tingin natin sa ibang jobs dito sa PH.
CPA, Atty, Dr, MD etc. should not be put at a pedestal. It is just a profession like any other.
Also not all celebrities need a moniker (i.e. Asia’s Multimedia Star?? Baduy ampota)
Unpopular opinion about Filipino customs/traditions that will get you
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Tawang tawa ako sa mga nag-expect ng kabadingan😭😭
Anyway, just realized na Jollibee and TVJ are similarly positioned to McDo and Showtime
Jollibee/TVJ
- conservative
- traditional
- nuclear family values
McDo/Showtime
- liberal
- not afraid to try smth new
- modern values
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Daig ng privileged ang masipag.
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// generational trauma
been thinking about tweeting this but here it goes. Sobrang hirap na when you're trying to fix and heal generational trauma but is met with denial and lack of accountability. Nakakapagod.
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Spent my entire morning creating a simplified route diagram for UP Diliman Jeepney Routes. Hope this helps!! (especially sa mga di mahilig magbasa ng maps)
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HOT TAKE: Hindi dapat inasa sa profs yung discretion kung F2F or not. UP, or at least the colleges, should have decided which days, weeks, or months ang may F2F. Tomorrow, I have a mix of F2F and online classes. Ang hirap maghanap ng space for online classes in campus.☠️
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What’s cool about this is (similar to production design) what makes a background inherently Filipino are the mundane stuff we take for granted (mga lumang tarpaulin, mga sinampay, mga buhol-buhol na kable) and not national(istic) symbols (i.e. pics ni Rizal at Aguinaldo sa Tár)
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While UP's changing demographics is no student's fault (systemic), ang worrying lang na ang rampant ng matapobre/elitist takes and displays of wealth from iskos (personal), esp. in this economy. Onting reading the room naman hahaha
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"No grade lower than 85" should not be an academic award rule. Some professors really give students shit for no reason at all.
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We can also see Metro Manila's class divide here
The white spaces in the middle is Makati's Forbes Park, Dasmarinas, and San Lorenzo villages. Next to it is Taguig's green spaces. Another pocket is Wack Wack Gold Club. We can also see White Plains and Pasig's rich neighborhoods.
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Sana may jowa ako tapos “the house that fried chicken built” yung bio niya kasi Max’s.
WHAT A CONCEPT.
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Petition to replace "UP Naming Mahal" with Maroon - Taylor Swift as UP's School Hymn
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Being a UP student means constantly fighting for your life, may it be state redtagging, academic overload, or yung putek na lumot sa mga sidewalk.
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The Economics of UP Fair Tickets: A Failure of the Free Market System
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For a university that prides itself for being the home of the country's brightest, ang daming tanga at katangahan sa UP 😭☠️
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I hate the limbo this extended sem is giving. Tangina. January is supposed to be about new beginnings and a fresh start but here we all are with academic, emotional, and mental baggage all the way from September.
Salamat, UP (backwards)
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A video explainer on Martial Law's "theme song" and BBM's 2022 Jingle. Never Forget. Never Again.
#ML50
#NeverAgain
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Y'all. This is why Vito Cruz schools want exclusivity.
BE CAREFUL AROUND TAFT YALL BUNCH OF CRAZIES OUT THERE READY TO THROW FISTS im shook
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This goes deeper than just quitting law school. I can feel that this is the start of a long overdue healing process. I finally got to hear some important words from my father — that I'm excellent and that my failures don't and will never define me as a person.
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The world is healing
1. SMNI closing
2. ICC entering the PH
3. Badoy and Celiz detained
4. Magno arrested
🥰
JUST IN: 𝐉𝐚𝐦 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐧𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐁𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐧 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲
Jam Magno was arrested in Butuan City on Dec. 12, 2023 at 11:45 am for the violation of RA 9262 or the Violation Against Women and Children Act. The Warrant of Arrest was issued by Judge Ali Joseph
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Nadine Lustre’s roles are the female rage personified in different Filipina contexts - a neglected partner, a dirt-poor countryside lass, an abused BPO agent, and now, a daughter who’ll do anything for her father. She eats it up every time. President Nadine is back!!!
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Saying this again as a Guanzon myself, don’t glorify her. Yes the Guanzons are a family of service (doctors, lawyers, etc.) but they’re also part of a political dynasty in Negros Occ. Her sister (a former judge) will be a city councilor; her brother, a provincial board member.
Was Guanzon already part of Comelec when the PL was accredited? She was still with Comelec when it filed intent to run and submitted nominees in 2021. Why did nominees resign? From bardagulan icon to becoming an example of the bastardization of the partylist system? Honor?
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Yooooo UP just approved my financial assistance for Madrid and I have stipend (besides airfare and insurance) BRB CRYING 😭😭😭
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As a commuter from Vito Cruz to UP, mas prefer ko talaga ang PITXtoFairview Bus-PhilCoA jeep kaysa LRT1-LRT2-Katip Jeep.
While the LRTs can bring you from V. Cruz to Katip in 40-50 minutes, makacancel out lang yan kasi 30-40 minutes ka rin sa Katip when it should only take 10.
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Had to redo this map because of some inacuracies (Sorry aken 😬😭). Also included Pantranco and SM North Jeeps and Night Katip and Night PHILCoA in this new version. Apologies for the mishaps✌️✌️
PaRT na lang ulet para matabunan yung previous
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Dearest Math Building,
Ano po bang nakukuha natin sa pagsara ng gate sa gilid ng Math Building?
Sincerely,
The UP Community
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Filipino Resiliency is just a euphemism for Government Incompetence
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Imagine working your ass off for the entirety of your college life to be summa cum laude only to 1. be invalidated by grade hyperinflation theories, and 2. be told you're not going to be recognized on stage in the Univ Grad, unlike the past years. 😬Oh well.
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so the council is more interested in mocking me than actually doing shit about the Econ cheating issue.
This is your student council, CBA. This is WHO represents you and your concerns to the admin.
DO BETTER,
@UP_BAC
and isn't this guy running for BA Rep?
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DP Blasts Culture and the Social Identity Theory: A Look Into University Students’ Sense of Belongingness Amidst the COVID-19 Pandemic
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Imagine being a UP student and not being able to join UP student-led concerts only to see tickets scalped at thrice the price. Di naman sa beneficiaries napupunta yung markup but sa scalpers. Sana may better allocation next year na ipaprioritize ang UP community.
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Kasalanan 'to ni
@yanihatesu
'di na mawala sa isip ko simula ng marinig ko ;-;
Hello - Joy Piano Cover
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What the fuck? Lasallians criticizing Kisses is only a sign of how much we value rules, equality, and social order. 'Pag ibang babae 'yan, sa gate pa lang hinarang na 'yan. 'Tsaka anong will build character kemerut kayo d'yan, eh di nga marunong sumunod sa rules idol niyo
I know Kisses isn't a big star yet but she's also a legit DLSU student - pero ganon lang sya kadali i-bully at imock ng mga LEGIT DLSU STUDENTS na mga ito - then paano pa kaya yung mga nasa mas nakakababang antas na mga tao sa society? Paano kaya nila tinatrato? Just wondering 🤔
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COME AWN EPIC COMEBACK!!! MY FINAL CW IS 1.1875 🥹😭🥹😭THAT'S WHAT I CALL LATE GAME
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Funny how DDS picks on one ABS-CBN mistake but will blindly ignore Duterte's mishaps and intentional fuck-ups mga ulol
#YestoABSCBNShutDown
pa kayo papanget nyo
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And that’s just mainstream/majority Filipinos. Of course, we have the Chinoys, the Filipino Muslims, Lumads, and other minorities that make this country what it is.
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Tanginang double standards 'yan.
THIS IS NOT OKAY. Walang systematized oppression against men pero hindi tamang minamanyak niyo ang mga lalaki KAHIT NA ANO PANG suot nila. Nakakahiya kayo 🤢
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Generally a supporter of a "you do you" mindset pero most rich kids forget who funds their education and take their UP schooling for granted. Bare minimum na dapat ang gratitude at recognition of privilege.
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Marami akong kasalanan pero ito siguro yung pinakaproud akong gawin; tumugtog sa misa nang nakashorts at tsinelas, masita man o hindi ng mga kinauukulan. I'll wear what I want and people should be able to as well.
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I’d like to dedicate this song to everyone who’s having a hard time in uni
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GOOD EVENING, IM OUT;
( Cant believe I talked about my mental health and sexuality at the same time today)
also, i'm getting checked tomorrow(?), wish me luck.
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And none of us 305 will be recognized on stage on Sunday ☠️ damot niyo UP
There will be 305 summa cum laude graduates on Sunday, according to the final numbers released by the Office of the University Registrar.
Pagbati sa mga magsisipagtapos na Iskolar ng Bayan!
#Sablay2023
Design by Andrea Medina
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Nakakadisappoint ‘tong mga artists from the 80s who played iconic Martial Law era roles and turned out to be pro-fascists. Lino Brocka is prolly rolling in his grave rn.
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Assigning F2F days/weeks/months will lessen the days students need to go to campus but more importantly, hindi kailangan pumunta ng student sa UP for JUST ONE CLASS and then take two online classes on campus. SAUR INEFFICIENT. Mas okay nang F2F na lang lahat para sulit pasok mo.
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Congrats sa mga DCAT passers!!! Piece of advice: stay. Other universities might take you to awesome rides but DLSU will always be your home 💚. Semper Animo. 🏹
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Y do ppl hate lloyd cadena huhuhuhu he's one of the best local youtubers
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Thanks for warning me about the Heraldic Code(i know) but this is more reason why this is protest art. Legality =/= morality. If we treat national symbols (the flag, the anthem, etc.) with more respect than the lives, the land, and the freedom of our countrymen, it becomes ironic
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Still waiting for BOR's final approval but claiming it. I'm graduating BS BA as a Summa Cum Laude 🥹🫶
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If I were to have children, ieenroll ko talaga sa kung saan-saan - ballet, piano lessons, swimming, etc. It's so helpful to have hobbies. The random commissions I get from are funding my luho THANK GOD!!!
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*a little context
Every time may family reunion or any gathering na you meet people, THEY ALWAYS ASK YOU IF YOU PLAY BBALL and you get THAT look every time you say no.
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Oyyy don’t get me wrong ahhhh it’s hard to get licensed and there’s value in professional exams but it should not be a reason/a free pass to look down on others hehe ✌🏼
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habang nasa ikea
me: "ma tignan mo nga to, pwede kayang upuan"
mama: "parang marupok, pag nagyugyugan kayo ni silver dyan baka masira"
MAAAAA??!!
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