Funny story. So I just flirted my ass off with the fucking hot, straight & married daddy bull security guard at the mall. I asked him if could take his pic and he immediately posed like this for me. I told him I was gonna post and he seemed excited. I was so turned on I almost
Eggs, bacon, toast and a doughnut for breakfast. Double cheeseburger for lunch and Mexican food for dinner. I’m eating my way through my 33rd Birthday! I deserve it, right?