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Grug extract rock 🪨 | Founder @warlock_xyz | Investing @capitalgrug
Grug Cave, Grug
Joined May 2021
I had a ton of fun joining @choffstein on @flirtingwmodels to talk MEV. There are a number of topics we didn't get to touch on but overall I think it turned out to be a good overview, especially for a more tradfi focused audience. Do give it a listen!
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Trump just freed the guy who sold me an ounce of weed for 133 BTC once. Amazing, welcome home Ross.
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@vocalcry I did not plan on speaking publicly about this, but Ethan’s tweet really crossed the line between private and public. When Ethan was my employee, he would constantly barge into my office and do impersonations of Dwight from ‘The Office’ and beg me to do the Michael Scott
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@LozXOsol Not worth it, I have not smoked weed in years. Horrible drug that kills your self actualization.
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You will live to see man made horrors beyond your comprehension
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Girls will shoot their shot by hugging you for 1.5 seconds longer than average.
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If you made life changing money this past month, remember to engage in massive lifestyle inflation because you will definitely keep making this much money forever.
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Why does Binance have an 8-day hold on my funds when they have my driver’s license, passport, SS number, selfie, phone number, home address, tax ID number, an established history of deposits, proof of life video, dick pics & a Betamax recording of me literally being born.
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Cold plunge dudes in 10 years when they realize all they ever did was get really chilly
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I know a guy who once showered with a tea kettle for a month (he regularly burned himself) because he didn’t want to talk to the maintenance guy. He later sold a startup less than a year after founding it for a nine figure exit. That’s the power of autism.
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The only algostable that’s ever worked is backed by aircraft carriers and men with guns.
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It’s using the same Cloudflare server as his Trumpcard NFTs website so this Trump coin is almost 100% official.
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Adderall is for plebs. You need to be Modafinil maxing, you need to be staying up for a week straight chasing MEV ops on chain, you need to be seeing shadow people by the time you hit that 500k backrun.
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There’s “fuck you” money, and then there’s “fuck me” money. A prime example of the latter is being able to fund your wife’s perpetually failing cupcake shop.
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Do not let these vicious predators convince you to funnel your gains into a punk or a picture of a penguin with down syndrome.
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Please pray for me, I am in a horrible place right now (England).
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They’re called trains.
The self-driving car problem will be solved by roads built for self-driving cars.
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If you don't sound like a delusional retarded schizophrenic right now, you'll be wrong about everything in 4 years.
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That meow founder can’t pronounce the r anyway don’t worry about it.
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The best posters are all 30+ year olds who have just totally given up.
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> get invited to crypto dinner.> ask if it’s going to be social or cripplingly autistic.> I pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is social & what is cripplingly autistic.> friend laughs and says “it’s going to be fun!” .> go to dinner.> it’s cripplingly autistic.
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When I was 16 I used to run a very profitable WoW gold farming business. Eventually the Chinese realized they could force prisoners to play WoW seven days a week for 12 hours a day and crushed my margins.
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You need to have a chip on your shoulder, you need to be fueled by a burning desire to show up everyone who ever doubted you. The greatest people in history all shared this quality.
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When this all ends there is going to be a global realization that there was only like $17 total invested in crypto and everything else was massively leveraged high risk contracts ordered through a derivatives clearing organization.
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If ETH ever loses out, the moment people will probably look back at as when things truly went to shit is probably when sharding, concurrency, etc. were largely abandoned in favor of letting L2s cannibalize mainnet.
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London kicks the shit out of NYC tbh. Every street is prettier & full of more culture, it’s not dirty, haven’t even seen a rat yet. Thoroughly bongpilled.
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Over the past several weeks myself & @jimmyjames198 have been collaborating on a critical economic analysis of the @EdenNetwork.
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I don’t have a gambling problem, I have a gambling solution. It’s called winning.
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If TA was real, it seems like ML models would have cracked it by now tbh.
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The inability of those in crypto to turn money into soft power is pathetic. Collectively we have billions of dollars, but when it comes to regulatory & social influence ratioing Gensler on Twitter seems to be the best we can do. This needs to change and it needs to change soon.
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You are being watched, your transactions are being traced, your every move is being monitored. You are being spied on every single day, you are being observed 24/7.
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lol at everyone depositing into the solana farm with no withdrawal function.
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Contemplating hosting a “Grug teach us MEV” space at some point since I get so many DM requests about this. Is this something folks would be interested in?.
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Explaining the Curve Wars to a group of CPA & CFAs today. “Wait so everyone just owns everyone else’s tokens? Isn’t that just one big house of cards?”
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People in crypto who talk about "onboarding" users all day when the single greatest onboarding event in history happens
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I was escorted off a local engineering schools campus the other day for passing out brochures on MEV in an attempt to hire some local autists.
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Those who can, extract value. Those who can’t, write research.
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No one wants to talk about how after it rains now that there are barely any worms. I remember tons of worms used to appear when it rained. Now they simply are not there or are far less numerous. What happened? Chemtrails?.
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Half a million dollar airdrop so far, I will now pause my dumping for all of your sakes 🫡.
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“Did you know that bitcoin is at $61k?”. No, I know friendship. I know love, I know kindness. I know how to see the world in a grain of sand & heaven in the petals of a wildflower.
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Everyone I know who has become really obsessed with psychedelics becomes a derivative of the same type of asshole. They scold you for not “opening your mind” and make absolutely moronic life decisions based on some “epiphany” they had while high as fuck. Ego death is a myth.
The study is a formalization of what you already know if you've spent time around habitual psychedelic users: it makes people highly suggestible, & causes them to ignore or reject the boundary between self & other.
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This is not at all true, the biggest MEV operation on Solana has made nearly as much revenue as pump fun has.
The fact that MEV bots disappeared is such a top signal.
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Rest in peace pops. Didn’t make it back this year, but made sure there were flowers there.
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Got twenty year olds at ETH Denver going to bed at 8PM. What happened to that dog in you bro? You have to put it down?.
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You need to be arc maxxing, you need to jump from obsession to obsession, you need to have a storied past & a deep well of knowledge from varied experiences to draw upon at any moment.
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If you crush a cockroach, you're a hero. If you crush a beautiful butterfly, you're a villain. Morals have aesthetic criteria.
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@BenArmstrongsX Do you want to animate it before you sell it? You could probably get more, I can send you a link.
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I’m sorry but why would people stop vaping if they also got paid in governance tokens to vape?.
We're thrilled to announce Puffpaw has secured $6M in seed funding. We’re taking vaping to the next level with our “vape to quit smoking & earn” model built on @Berachain
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It seems that you've been living two lives. In one life, you’re a wholesome man looking for a family. You have a social security number, you pay (most of) your taxes, and you volunteer at the local Jewish school.
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Let’s see a token.
let’s see an animated NFT.
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I think Euros should be banned from commenting on US politics unless they provide a ZK proof of air conditioning.
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I actually have a deep appreciation for Uniswap, I love Dan Robinson & Doug Colkitt, the founders of the Uniswap protocol.
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I keep a pack of Marlboro Red’s with salvia in them on me 24/7 in case anyone ever asks me to bum a cigarette.
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People in crypto truly wilding out in Japan. Friend hands me his business card and says “careful the corner is an acid tab so if you don’t want to see the walls breathe don’t touch it”.
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One time I built a GPT-3 e-girl and one of my enemies on CT fell in love with her. When he asked her out for dinner, I deleted the account.
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Most rollups have the exact same security guarantees or very similar ones to Hyperliquid but you won’t see people flaming them on twitter because they’re “ETH aligned”.
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Lex Fridman will take 20 minutes to ask his guest the dumbest question imaginable and by the time he’s finished you won’t even remember what the question was.
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It’s like friend tech, but incubated by alliance DAO and it looks like shit.
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For many years today used to be a rough day for me. As all Moms do, mine likes to remind me how proud my Dad would be of my successes, but what I am most proud of and know he would be too, is that I have taken care of her in his absence at every opportunity. Happy Father’s Day.
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You’re 45, you have a child. Stop talking about what happened in “the group chat”.
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My heart stopped earlier today. For eight minutes and thirty two seconds. I was legally pronounced dead on the scene. I saw God. And he was smiling. He was holding a door open. He said, "Come in son, you made it.". I looked around. "Where is everyone else?" He said it wasn't.
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One of the most respected engineers in the space texted me at like 2:30am in Denver to come to some house party. When I got there he was piss drunk singing karaoke. He played Viva La Vida like 5 times and every time it came on he said “oh man this one’s a classic!”.
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sorry I lied I don’t want to have sex let me explain how the Flashbots auction works.
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I will not wear the Patagonia Vest.I will not drink the green juice.I will not live in Menlo Park.
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@OrwellNGoode @gemsays People who complain about crying babies on planes have always irked me, it’s a baby, they cry, we were all one once too. Just put your headphones in and tune out, I gaurantee the parents want their kid to be quiet way more than you anyway.
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lmao on the site you can on-ramp straight into the token with a debit card.
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The reason women are attracted to men with status or wealth for the most part is that those qualities are difficult to obtain and are markers for traits that reflect good genetic fitness. This doesn’t mean they’re “empty” or are gold diggers, it means they’re good at selection.
pro-tip: find a good woman before you make money. your dating pool will be irrevocably changed and you'll foolishly think for the better but money brings empty people to your side + helps to have some normal to ground you.
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I bought a dog token while I was drunk and made 700k.
If you don’t understand calculus and differential equations , you should give up trading . This is what it takes to generate proprietary trading signals to live luxurious life . There is no substitute for hard work
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The other life is lived on Crypto Twitter, where you go by the alias “Gainzy” & play out your gambling addiction for everyone to see. You are guilty of virtually every moral and financial crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them, does not.
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The average user does not care about decentralization. They do not care about client diversity, they don’t even know what it is. The sooner you realize this, the sooner you can build products that people actually want to use.
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If you’re single today just remember that he’s hitting it from the back, she’s telling him “oooo yes daddy” and they’re gonna cuddle up after and laugh about how you ain’t shit. Anyway have a blessed day 🤗.
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Oh my god a market maker is making markets!.
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