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Gncile X. Stay patient. Your legacy is coming. Stay humble. It's all inevitable, as long as you stay true to the journey. Sneakers and Romance.

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Guys, I am screeeeeaming she replied 😚🙇‍♂️🫶 I am relocating to South Africa. I will miss you guys 😂
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Ms Namibia 2024 🔥🔥🔥🔥 you read it here first.
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Who is she, and why is she trending?
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IPC full of whites who invested their money and you (black) someone who didn't even add a dollar and you expect them to give you a lavish lifestyle on their expenses? Whites don't invest where they don't benefit. Vote for SWAPO young child.
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You see how Twitter huns are quite about that hoeing list 😂 that must tell you a lot about them it's their business. A lot of them are just under cover.
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Ugandans explaining how they lost a twar war from only one Namibian.😂
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Omwafa mwaza mefudho mweethelwa nani mahn. 😂
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Is this the SWAPO you are saying will lose to IPC 😂 stop dreaming
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SWAPO with this big big headquarters, and you expect them to lose to IPC with a house in Shandumbala 😂 you guys like jokes fr
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Not only does she have wack confidence, but even the cholesterol of the national problem is out of shape. 😂
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Wtf is Caltex?
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Windhoek huns are such an embarrassment. 😤 What cause someone to get out of their room without wearing an underwear, as a woman? Kuneike nohoni ne
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Are you gay?
@Sir_Minnie
William Ronaldino Minnie
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Good morning from the Coolest Presidential Candidate! Don’t forget to register and vote LPM. 😃💚🧡
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Why are you a student funded by NSFAF, but you are supporting IPC, and you hate SWAPO? Ya'll ungrateful fr someone paying your studies and you hate them? That's crazy.
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Women hate each other, but they all be shouting women empowerment, but they don't perform it. 🚮
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If it was a list of gents who are stingy. The whole namtwitter huns will be participating 😂 but now they are quiet because we are shaking their business.
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Mara, why do "poor" people give birth to multiple children?
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Hage Geingob was the only productive president we had before Nangolo Mbuba. Brul ruled even under covid 19. He made sure the pension was increased. Implemented harambee and build roads. What did Sam and Pohamba do if everything that they found was built by the whites from SA?
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Now you are shaming someone because he works in Namib Mills, but when people say you have a diploma, you want to cry 😂 if it's about shaming, let it just slide in
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This is so hilarious 😂 like tf man
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Mbalantu Kwaluudhi Mbandja These are the only tribe in Namibia with beautiful ladies who don't cheat.
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Her: Let me go visit tate weeCement manga 😂😭
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In case you missed it. A degree and a diploma war 😂 not for sensitive viewers.
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Who is fooling who?
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@Shipululo
Prof. Job Shipululo AMUPANDA
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Glad I didn’t teach Gaza in school. I would be embarrassed as his teacher! It may actually be that he doesn’t know how government works!
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9 modules in one semester. Now I understand why most teachers don't further their studies after one degree. 😭💔
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Boyfriend catching astray 😂😂
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Not hating, but in reality, there is no way that our small population can build 250k houses in 4 years. We are not China.
@namibiansun
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"Give us five years. We will be able to construct 280 000 houses within four years. We have worked it out." So says IPC leader, Dr Panduleni Itula, on The Agenda this Sunday.
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Her legs are not straight, just like your boyfriend.
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Kaboy Kamaliki really got hard on this verse 🔥🔥
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Reading and understanding is really a problem 😂
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Guess the tweep? 😂🔥
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If you want to talk to any of them, talk to her first 😂
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@grootman_NAM1
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After reading Kadhila posts, Are you still supporting IPC? I told you IPC is not transparent.
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Plan A: Education Plan B: Forex, Scam Plan C: Drugs Plan D: Sugar mommy Plan E: Heist Plan F: Revival church Pastor The choice is yours
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My landlord looking at me after I just brought in the fifth girl into the room while I just moved in last night. 😎
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Some of you are not depressed. It's the success of your friends that's giving you chest pain. 💀😂
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Prostitution rumours for a woman are the worst rumours ever, just like gay rumours for a man, that will be your brand for life.
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Her: OmG, I love your kwanyama accent. How old are you again? Me: I am fetty free 😂😂💀
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Nam local caps🇳🇦🇳🇦 Pick your fighter?
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"Kikiki Namibian men's don't know how to take someone out." tsek, we don't want to be seen out with aboubakars
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Ambassador wokakumbu
@Senior_Indongo_
𝙉𝙖𝙢_𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙩 🇳🇦
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I can't hate you because of them nghelo 😏🙅🏾‍♂️🙅🏾‍♂️
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Ohombo kaishi eecement edi holande oxukula paka po
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Twitter for Tiktok Are these two siblings?
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Limpopo zoiNamibia 😂
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The problem with me when we start dating I already think we will get married. 😭💀
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Give Namibians farms, and the first thing they will do is sell out all the cattle, machines, and everything on the farm 😂 there are no 25-35 aged Namibians who can handle a farm here.
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Hi guys, what does this sign mean?
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Which one will you go for?
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Why are you geh?
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China helped Namibia gain independence. What did the West do for us apart from colonising us? But still, you are going to vote IPC because you are stupid, and your mind is washed by the whites with lies that they will build 280k houses. Wake up
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Simon inviting degree holder to his bar 😂 oto afraid
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Voting other political parties will just delay all the progress we have so far. Let us vote for SWAPO if we want to move forward. Why would you even vote for IPC? A political party with an HQ in London did they wish you a job in London or what? 🇳🇦
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"So you made a date look like an eating competition 😂 no wonder your father didn't marry your mom" 💀
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So it's possible to find a woman between 20-24 something years, but she doesn't have a kid? Yoh uunona oko wuli wiikwatanawa mboli 😂😂
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@grootman_NAM1
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By looking at the class average, who do we blame the teacher or the learners?
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You are following and watching Talah daCosta videos on IG..
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A. Or. B. ?
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They said Dj Vuyo is now closer to Gazza. Apart from Dorado ft Page Ethnix, which other Vuyo song is a banger? I will be camping here until December.
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In case you missed it 😂
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@grootman_NAM1
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As a guy, why are you voting for another guy? Are you geh or what? Let's vote for our Netumbo. 💙❤️💚
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Is it safe to date someone with a birth control implant? Or what is your say on dating someone with that rod inside their body?
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You people act like Namibia is the only country living like this. Even developed countries have people living in shacks and people on the streets. Y’all want Namibia to be perfect so badly that you ignore the good side of it. 🤮
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Imagine AMUSHELELO if he joins SWAPO. It's over for IPC 😂🔥 not even a threat.
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Where can I buy this for N$300?
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"Hey sister, why are you walking alone?" That time you are walking with your girlfriend. This niqqas will provoke you fr
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@grootman_NAM1
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Twitter for Biology: Can a lady fall pregnant if she has an implant? 😭
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Smell good, that's the scent of a gangster 😎 pay Shyna a visit in Wernhil.
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In case you missed it 😂
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@grootman_NAM1
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Mara, how do ladies do it, accepting someone knowing that you are 2 months pregnant?
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@grootman_NAM1
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We must not let Ugandans see that IPC headquarters it will be over for Namibia 😂😭💀
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@grootman_NAM1
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If you find one, make sure you keep her safe. Such gems are rare. 🫶💪
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Student: Prof, I forgot to write my student number on my exam paper. Prof: Don't worry, you will write it next year. 😂💀
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@grootman_NAM1
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Otate nga eli nawa momutwe nguno? 😂
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What's your favourite colour?
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Her : Stop touching me ! That time you bought her 6 pack of Savana With your rent money 😭😭💀
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@grootman_NAM1
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Hi (with the intentions of buying you a polo)
@brwnshuga_
𝕀𝕪𝕒𝕝𝕠𝕠-𝕆𝕞𝕦𝕨𝕒🌸
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🧸
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Some people are pretty, and then they disturb it with piercing
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Man, i envy people who had no generational curses to break. Their homes did not need rebuilding. They studied, got jobs, and are living their best life, this thing that we are in is hard. GOD bless us who are struggling 🙏 🙌 🫶.
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In case you are blocked.
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Are we all just going to ignore this?
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@grootman_NAM1
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If you take social media jokes and criticism seriously tofi kuulai nena 😂
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I think I have a problem 😕 once I get a girl number I only text them "Hi" that day if they reply then that is it back to viewing status, just waiting for her to make the move. Such a lazy mf
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Guys, this is how our IPC is going to do it. This is how those 280k houses will be built in 4 years,very simple and reliable. I was never used to my goat 🐐 Iitula games. Vote IPC if you want change. 🔥🔥🇳🇦
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Twitter for lazy thinkers: Why are you not going to vote for SWAPO?
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Are trains in the Maruera Mall strictly for kids only 😭?
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Them: Ano owa zala obashu? Me: Yadengelwa kuho ilo?
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All non degree holders against one degree holder 😂 stop hostspoting hatred and live by yourself.
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Waasha, it's your boy, Skuza. You shake me. I shake you 😂 tell your boyfriend to work hard.
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We really need to be realistic in life, how do you expect a country that play home games in a foreign country to qualify for World cup?
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Which websites/app can I use to watch movies for free guys? Apart from Onstream. 🤗
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If a Golf 7 R and Toyota WISH are travelling from Okahandja to Windhoek, who will get to Windhoek first?
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@grootman_NAM1
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Choose one A. Or B
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There's nothing to see here, just Twitter doing it things. 😂🥱
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@grootman_NAM1
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If I send you this, just know that I am tired of your corruption. 😂 "My fellow namibians"
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@grootman_NAM1
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Another crazy thing to do is hiding things no one asked you to post 😂
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@grootman_NAM1
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It's your duty as a man to hate your sister's boyfriend.
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@grootman_NAM1
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This dismissal is unfair. Our ministry never favor teachers, maybe because they think we are a lot. At the end of the year, they are blaming teachers for learners' failure. How do you expect me to teach effectively without disciplining learners?
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Namibian ocean for sale N$5 million, very clean with mas banker, tuna, seals and many sea foods 💀
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@grootman_NAM1
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You want a wedding ceremony like that of Patrick but you don't want your so-called boyfriend to impregnate you first how is that going to work?
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"Are you sure you can handle me?" 😂 That time, it looks like an abandoned borehole
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