* jeiazu (ydaz) delusions
heard the idea from a jpn acct, but since jade canonically gifted azul coins when they were younger (jade d100), how cute would it be if the coin that azul assumingely carries around in his pocket incidentally happens to be one that jade gave him. 😭
i feel like the leech brothers frequently playing with azul’s body means that azul rarely masturbates. 🤨
the eels know this and coax azul into touching himself as they watch, because they love seeing how easily frustrated azul gets with the inability to make himself cum
hello!
i'm going to start softblocking accounts with the recent breach of privacy in this fandom (not just pertaining to myself).
if your account:
1. is locked
2. doesn't have any posts
3. doesn't have a description and/or age
i will be softblocking. sorry! 🙇♀️
NOT ANGST!!! JUST TOXICITY AND CUCKING!!!
xtremely roughly drawn utena parody idea...
"This love will crumble if we touch. But when people don't touch, the love eventually dies away."
‘The loser in love is the one who lets their heart be ruled by it.’
jade and floyd trying to manwhore their way into azul's heart because azul's otherwise immune to typical romantic advances is honestly one of my favorite tropes because it's so chaotic
half of the reason why jade likes making azul suck him off is because he loves tainting azul’s ✨ refined ✨ tastebuds
esp since azul’s discerning, sophisticated palate is something he admires so much about him 🐬🐙
azul being eager to assimilate himself into land-dweller culture initially buys the unsexiest night gown and bonnet combo ever for pajamas. grandma couture.
the eels hate it but especially because azul loves this stupid granny gown so much and how well he’s adjusting to land
thinking about how jade tsum is canonically an expert at giving massages, which indirectly means (to me) that jade is also very skilled at massages…. 👀
🐬🐙
🐬 uses 🐙 to practice being a foot masseur (after 🐙’s longtime complaints about how much his feet cramp).
🐙 feels a bit devilish and decides to playfully push his feet against 🐬’s face in hopes of seeing 🐬’s annoyed face but 🐬 grabs him by the ankle
/thoughts BUTTTT
🐬 being a supportive, patient, and understanding hypeman for 🦈🐙 is such a lame, uninspired, and lowkey ooc take
🐬 and 🦈 would become the biggest, most annoying cockblock against🦈🐙 + 🐬🐙 until it becomes 🐬🐙🦈
there was another 🐬🐙 jpn fic where 🐬 convinces 🐙 to model for an observational drawing in their merform and puts a two-way mirror between them so 🐙 doesn’t have to deal with 🐬 staring at him
and 🐬 starts jerking off instead of drawing 🐙. it was so unhinged BDKWKS
anyway!!!
i’m a firm believer that jade has an azul humiliation kink!! but i don’t believe it’d be cynical and ruthless in oppose to him being so sickeningly sweet that its condescending.
it makes 🐙 writhe since it hits his praise + attention kink, but also ridicules his pride
my last degenerate thought for the TL tonight
but!!! jade and floyd having a huge exhibitionism kink because they treat the laws on land like a game and its a challenge to play with azul somewhere in public on land, versus how easily they could find a spot in the sea.
this acct will also permanently remained locked from now on and any future rated m+ creations will remain in this acct [both art and fic.] 🙇♀️
thank you for enjoying my art and listening to my rambles, sorry for anyone who ends up getting unfairly softblocked. 😔🫰
OVERALL. JUST OBSESSED WITH THE GRADUAL SLUTIFICATION OF 🐙.
the eels can’t prevent azul’s obsession with his human form, but they WILL subtly goad him into slutting it up, if only to make it worthwhile to them.
🐙 agrees under impression that eels obsession over +
adding on:
🐙 inevitably getting annoyed with 🐬 + 🦈’s constant cumfeeding and breeding obsession would have him devise a plan to restrain them and milk them dry via his tentacles or toys so he can have a break. (plan that will eventually backfire on him)
🐬 is notoriously into cumfeeding 🐙. its a roulette whether 🐬 swallowed or is about to snowball 🐙 whenever he kisses him after oral.
he just loves sharing the taste and experience with azul 😔
THAT REMINDS ME.
there used to be a jpn 🐬🐙 artist on pixiv who had an ungodly obsession with 🐬’s tits. they’re gone from the fandom but i will always remember them 🫡
couples who compare hand sizes as a way to flirt but instead its ydaz comparing feet 🦶after they take the transformation potion for the first time and jade’s getting way too into it
every time someone is like ydaz is only a business relationship im like.
ah yes, the business relationship where they smack lips and clap cheeks. (azul delusional cope)
when azul and the leech brothers finally start sharing a bed, they start ✨accidentally ✨ tearing up the pajamas and azul gets so angry he starts demanding that they owe him replacements
so they buy him increasingly sluttier fits (🐬) or just toss him one of their shirts (🦈)
his body gives him power and leverage over them (as the object of their desire), but is unaware that now a small percentage of his wardrobe is under control of 🐬 + 🦈.
nods sagely.
OK GOODBYE 🫡 i swear i will draw more on this side acct
ydaz, who are now dating!!
eels are excited because its their upcoming first ✨official✨ valentines day with azul and they start planning ideas out… only for azul to rain on their parade and fill their valentines day up with an obnoxiously large schedule.
Fake dating is FINE but fake hating is BETTER. “You’re the bane of my existence” in public but “You’re the reason I exist” in private. Snarky jabs as flirty foreplay. Secret kisses in dark corners. “We came out of the same room flushed and undone because we were ARGUING.”
🍩 omegaverse ruggie has to be a beta because he’d be too powerful as an omega.
he comes to nrc and immediately sees how this school is SWIMMING in rich kids + royalty, and immediately tries to figure out their rut cycle / weaponize his heat so he can babytrap someone LMFAO.
preface: i know its not in azul’s nature to invest in shoddy business
but!!! ydaz au where azul’s a cryptobro but, after a failed business he’s forced to work at a maid cafe and the leech brothers are customers and they have this exchange while he’s trying to serve them LMFAO
the homoeroticism of jade giving azul a massage and azul desperately trying to hide that its arousing him.
jade just loves seeing azul glistening with oil 👌🏽
i am shy and not good at writing n/sfw twitter scenarios NDKSKSKSK hopefully i can find some time to do one-shots soon 😭
thank you for coming to my ted talk!!! (disappears into the wind)
when he’s desperate, they’ll coax him into rutting against their palms or their thighs and promise they’ll fuck him if he puts on a good enough show. 🫡
but 🐙 and 🍩 capitalizing off abo dynamics in omegaverse is an interesting thought. LMFAO
pheromone warfare… two capitalist kings who shouldn’t be collaborating.
OK GOODNIGHT
and nips at the sensitive underside of 🐙’s foot, making yelp. 🐙 tries to squirm out of 🐬’s grip because it tickles, but 🐬 holds him down and starts kissing his feet until 🐙 melts into his touch as it grows into into heavy pe/tting and body w/orship. 🫡 👌🏽
GOING TO BED BEFORE I SPIRAL FURTHER INTO HAVING THE ENERGY OF DERANGED RAGGED DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH A GUN.
BUT I REALLY LIKE JADE'S EXPRESSION HERE.... GOODNIGHT
on a more chaotic note, a silly thought i had for a while
i feel land training camp would have basic sex ed, but since its from the mermaid princess it’d be very catholic school-esque where its like. IF YOU MASTURBATE IN UR HUMAN FORM BEFORE MARRIAGE YOU WILL EXPLODE AND DIE
🐬 is notoriously into cumfeeding 🐙. its a roulette whether 🐬 swallowed or is about to snowball 🐙 whenever he kisses him after oral.
he just loves sharing the taste and experience with azul 😔
laughing at prep!🐙 getting catty with punk!🐬 like in 🐬's ceremonial robes, 🐬 stays quiet and 🐙's about to go off again but then hears people around them whispering
"omg... i can't believe an honors student is taming a delinquent... just what kind person is he in private"
azul has too much dignity and body issues to weaponize pregnancy. ruggie’s shameless and is on the hunt. also thinking about how its canon that ruggie’s trying to get idia to sugar him bc he knows idia is the shroud family heir LMFAO. (doesn’t ship it but its funny)
sorry to ramble so much on everyone's tl but also.
where is floyd in the deranged prep (highkey actually a goth) azul and anarchist punk jade timeline? he's a gyaru jock--
@uddermyname
whats azul supposed to do with such dainty, little feet. they can’t strangle anyone like his tentacles do. the skin is so soft and supple + azul shudders at the touch. his toes are so short and stubby compared to theirs, why js azul so pathetically small and vulnerable now? 🤨😩
azul makes a petty comment once about how jade doesn’t need to wear platform shoes because he’s already tall and huge and so jade buys new platforms that makes him even taller and stands by azul constantly (not that he doesnt already loom over azul 24/7)
VERY loosely based on the emotional rollercoaster between veronica sawyer and jason dean in heathers…. very loosely with jade’s charisma being the temptation that draws out azul’s own heinous inclinations.
BUT ANW…. PUNK JADE. BRING HIM HOME….
last thought but i feel like 🐙 would develop a potion to give beta 🍩 a psuedo heat, under the condition that 🐙 gets a certain % of profit. i dont think 🍩 would actually take the offer bc he knows 🐙 charges predatory interest rates—
currently focusing on my grad portfolio, so i will take a break from drawing until may 1st. 🙇
instead, i'll be focusing on writing nsfw one-shots ( + chain my heart)!!
thinking about how in the past new years events, jade was the one who triggered azul’s competitive nature and got azul to get back in line and splurge for more chances to get the mystery prize despite azul’s nature not to waste money.
now this year he’s shopkeeper 😏
ALWAYS ON MY MIND. i’m too preoccupied with writing cmh, but i had a fic that was centric around punk! jade and deranged prep (actually a goth)! azul where azul was trying to white knight jade and manipulate him into this grandiose revenge scheme to catfish prince rielle
the five homoerotic love languages:
- intimate stabbing
- outright obsession
- confused pining
- “no one knows me like you do”
- lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows
jade falling to his knees rn seeing jetsum being pampered more than he is... that tiny bitch stole his face and is now getting all of azuls affection!?
and why is a minor lurking on an nsfw acct that clearly says minors DNI??? this space is not for you, this space is 90% locked at all times so it doesn’t creep onto people’s TL and anything remotely explicit is censored under sensitive content. 😭
girlboss cringefail succubus 🐙 aiming for a rank in the upper echelons of demon society + succubi enthusiast menace to society, definitely-not-obsessive 🐬 + freeloader, steal-your-succubi 🦈 come together under one household and it suddenly becomes a contest of who’s
(one braincell hard at work, momentarily deleted the og post)
under the idea their human form bodies are independent from their merform bodies
jade + floyd fighting over who gets azul's land-dweller virginity vs who gets his merform virginity.
thinking about that one jpn 🐬🐙 omegaverse fic where it was rumored that 🐬 was a mated omega, so his alignment became a topic of conversation at NRC and students started shadowing him and swarming Mostro Lounge in hopes of finding out who he was mated to.
🐙 gets flustered by this and tries to play up his dainty little honors student image but the damage! has been done! they know what he is!
🐬 plays the poor wittle ol bashful me act and while it makes people uncomfortable theyre like "but he did get chewed out by a nerd..."
@uddermyname
the eels are MANIFESTING in your area
$350 erection fee
$150 fee for laying your lecherous gaze upon azul
$150 fee for thinking unholy thoughts abt azul
$700 jacking off fee
pay in the next 5hrs or risk becoming an anemone
I FORGOT I WAS SUPPOSED TO UPLOAD OLD IMAGES.
i don't want to make a privatter / poipiku right now though so i'm just reuploading with sensitive content.