Greg Moodie
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Artist and writer, deviant collagist. Author of 'Six Degrees Of Stupidity' and other peculiar books. Always YES. 'Crazed genius' - AL Kennedy
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What do we think of this? I can't decide if it's finished.
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I think this is all hilarious. The whole of the UK has just woken up to the fact that Scotland overwhelmingly rejects tory values. THEY JUST NOTICED.
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I can only assume that anyone in Scotland considering voting Labour has no memory of how utterly useless they were here the last time. Vote for a Scottish party, not a branch office of an English one.
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My favourite Alex Salmond moment: David Cameron joins him at St Andrew's House, a strategically placed Scotland map showing SNP dominance in the background. Classic.
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What water companies? Scottish Water is publicly owned. Has this been cut and pasted from an English leaflet?
@scotlibdems
@agcolehamilton
@theSNP
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I love the phrase "socially conservative". It's so much cuddlier than "rabid gay-bashing creationist nutjobs".
#DUPCoalition
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IT'S IN THE BBC'S INTERESTS TO STOKE UNREST IN SCOTLAND.
The state broadcaster has been desperate to paint English nationalism as UK-wide unrest because it does not want Scotland to think it could do better as an independent country.
#ScottishIndependenceASAP
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NEWS: As a result of the Salmond allegations, there are reports of a split between journalists and the rest of humanity.
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My heart goes out to all Scottish unionists who have just realised how much they mean to Westminster.
#ScottishIndependence
#YesScots
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They really are desperate to bring Scotland into this. They were already clutching at straws with Belfast, calling it 'UK riots' - anything to avoid addressing the real problem of English nationalism. (1/2)
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Shock as London-based Scottish broadcaster prefers the union.
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I cannot wait to see Alister Jack's face when he loses his seat. Random Sunday morning thoughts.
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Millionaire says union works well for him.
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Shock as Labour Party revealed to be duplicitous bastards.
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BUT WHAT CURRENCY WILL YOU USE? I couldn't give a fuck. If it was beans we'd still make a better job of the economy than Westminster.
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Mundell: SNP sought to “use Brexit as cover to change constitutional settlement to give Scottish Parliament a veto over UKwide responsibilities; something we cannot accept”. *WE*. YOU'RE THE SCOTTISH SECRETARY. YOUR JOB IS TO PROTECT SCOTTISH INTERESTS. RESIGN
@DavidMundellDCT
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The idea that this toadying little weasel is meant to be in Westminster to represent Scotland's interests makes me sick to my stomach.
#ScottishIndependence
#YesScots
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Yesterday I got my hair cut. Young Muslim barber from Kurdistan said he'd lived in Liverpool and Manchester, laughed about unemployed rioters saying 'they took our jobs'. Much prefers Scotland because 'the people are friendlier'.
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Why did
@BBCScotlandNews
choose this picture and not the one where the man in white holds a massive England flag?
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Voting for a party headquartered in London is voting for the union. That is all.
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So just who is it that Scottish Labour are trying to appeal to? Ah, OK.
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It'll be a long time before England admits it shot itself in the foot, but it will eventually. Scotland - you have a way out of this economic disaster next year.
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A one party state is where opposition parties are outlawed, not where opposition parties are just a bit rubbish.
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"When I voted to leave I didn't think it would change anything for my rights to live in Spain," said one moron.
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You can always tell when the Tories are really struggling because
#ResignSturgeon
starts trending.
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Said nobody ever.
"I've always voted SNP... but I'm voting Labour for the future of my children and my grandchildren" - Joanne, Glasgow, on why she's backing
@AnasSarwar
and making it
#BothVotesLabour
on 6 May.
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It seems a shame to waste time creating a Kay Burley character for Monday's strip. I'd never heard of her and will undoubtedly never use it again.
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Dump the BBC.
#BBCScotlandSwitchOff
Tory Director General Tim Davie visits BBC Scotland. A week later coverage of First Minister’s daily Covid Briefings are cancelled. This is a political decision that will cost Scottish lives.
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"It's an artist's duty to reflect the times in which we live." - Nina Simone
#CoronaLockdown
#RobertBurns
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We should start using the phrase "pre-independence" when discussing events affecting Scotland in this next part of our journey.
#ScotRef
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"Ruth Davidson throws down gauntlet to May". The Herald still under the impression that the PM cares about anything her Scottish branch manager has to say.
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I'm now really looking forward to seeing everyone's reaction to the Andrew Neil cartoon I have planned for tomorrow.
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'Vote Scottish Labour to counter the effects of UK Labour.'
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For this reason, I'm not sure any counter-demonstration in George Square on Sept 7th is wise. Obviously we all want to send them a message that they're not welcome in Scotland, but wouldn't it be better to leave them isolated, their ignorance and hate exposed? (2/2)
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Mate, have a word with yourself.
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NEWSFLASH: Outside of the twitter bubble and the
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press, Nicola Sturgeon is really popular.
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MYSTIC GREG PREDICTS: The Greens are going to suffer from this more than the SNP.
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1. For any Yessers considering a Labour vote: Corbyn may be a sound bloke, waffly & bearded though he is, but his party is very messed up..
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Why would anyone in Scotland ever vote for English patriotism?
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Steve Bell made some pretty ignorant cartoons about Scotland but has just been fired for this one about Netanyahu. Discuss.
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Just in case you ever had any doubts about having cancelled your TV license.
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Journalists finally locate where the 'UK' riots are taking place.
#ScottishIndependenceASAP
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Look at the picture they chose. The Herald have already decided he's guilty of something.
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Thoroughly enjoying the fury that the Wings fundraiser has unleashed.
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“The organisation publishes no information on its donors and lists a firm of solicitors as its main director. This makes it impossible to know for certain who controls or funds it.” - EXACTLY THE WAY THEY WANT IT.
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Expect to see Ross Thomson and ranty loyalist Ukipper Billy Mitchell in Monday's cartoon.
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This is all just starting to look like England has a massive inferiority complex. Blue passports, pint symbols on glasses, imperial measures. All of it symbolic and utterly pointless.
Boris Johnson is to announce the return of imperial weights and measures, making it legal for market stalls, shops and supermarkets to sell their goods using only Britain’s traditional weighing system post-Brexit
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Why the union is doomed:
"On average, in the latest polls nearly three-quarters (72%) of those aged 16 to 24 say they would vote Yes, whereas only two in five (40%) of those who are 65 or older want Scotland to leave the UK." John Curtice
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Apparently the Scottish Liberal Democrats just held a conference. Who knew?
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I've received yet another knockback from Creative Scotland. I'll say this for them, they're getting very creative in their reasons for refusing me. I only mention it here so you understand why I depend on crowdfunding. No choice.
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Why are we still hearing his opinions? Nobody cared what he thought even before he was fired.
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Today we join The Herald in mourning the loss of its only story.
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"Ewing famously said 'Stop the world, Scotland wants to get on'. Scotland has been trying to get on ever since, but the British establishment would generally prefer that it stayed off." - My tribute to Winnie Ewing in 'Cool Scots'.
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Shock and dismay as politician who wins May election with record share of the vote declares intention to do job.
#YesScots
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I'm happy to put my name to everything I do. How about you, troll?
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I see. Rather than passionately believing Scotland suffers from a democratic deficit, Salmond is simply a chronic agitator. Weak.
@guardian
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Somebody should have a word with Steve Bell. 'Retire'.
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Evergreen tweet imo.
BUT WHAT CURRENCY WILL YOU USE? I couldn't give a fuck. If it was beans we'd still make a better job of the economy than Westminster.
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Starting a campaign on 49% with several key No arguments in tatters would be a significant step up from
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"Boris Johnson’s push for Tory leadership could kill off Ruth Davidson's bid to become First Minister." What's more likely to kill off her bid to become First Minister is a lack of votes.
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Good morning
@murdo_fraser
. I'm delighted you've thrown yourself into the shallow talent pool that is the Branch Manager (Scotland) contest. You've been excellent value as a cartoon character - think what you could do as leader! Anyway... (1/2)
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Can't help feeling they're going to be pummelled for this at the next election.
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Independence is inevitable, but I can't help feeling that Westminster's
#indyref2
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My HS2 cartoon from ten, yes ten, years ago is still bang on.
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One week later and it's confirmed that William and Kate are still thick as fuck.
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FYI the way to complain about this wilful misrepresentation by
@BBCScotlandNews
is not through Ofcom - they won't respond until you contact the BBC directly. You can do that here:
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Here's that cartoon that got the Lib Dems all hot and bothered yesterday, 'The Discreet Charm of the Liberal Democrats'. Expect the abacus of truth and an Alex Cole-Hamilton shaped space.
#libdemfightback
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Are we actually waiting for Westminster to club us round the head before we finally say 'I think that's a step too far'?
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If any of the new independence supporting parties suggested Scotland become a republic, I suspect it would be a big vote winner.
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"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise." - Voltaire
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