and for the final time...
the further adventures of elf!sanji and ranger!zoro, chapter twenty-six (26).
it has been an honor to share this story with you all—I truly hope you enjoy. ❤️
you know, I've always assumed Mihawk and Zeff knew each other for some reason, but it's entertaining to think of Mihawk as a Baratie regular. imagine Zoro's face when he realizes Sanji has known Mihawk for years, has his order memorized, has seen how well he tips.
do you think sanji ever eats over the sink like the rest of us? late at night, after everything's been cleaned, like a darling little kitchen cryptid?
zoro saunters in and is just... [stunned] and you call *me* barbaric? did something happen to all the plates?
Zoro casually pumping Sanji for information while Sanji can't believe that polite if somewhat aloof Mihawk was capable of everything his reputation promised. Mihawk's face as he realizes his adopted sword child is on the same crew as Shanks' feral kid and Zeff's mouthy sous-chef.
fully embracing my sojourn into island vacation mihawk family shenanigans with this absolutely masterful piece by the incredible
@GoldsteinAny
—thank you for making this gothic garden glam wine connoisseur every inch as fabulous as he should be. ❤️❤️❤️
mihawk family shenanigans—beach episode!
[*gasp*—a deviation from my usual zosan?]
on the off-chance you'd like to see a continuation of mihawk’s chaotic vacation, let me know—i would happily accept any tropey prompts you toss my way.
happy new year, all! ringing in 2024 with a little elf!sanji update! 😬
for your perusal, a very lengthy chapter twenty (20), in which several adventures occur.
hope you enjoy! 🥰
for your consideration—
a fairytale adventure detailing the vaguely medieval, fantasy hijinks of on-a-quest Zoro and ...🐎🐇 🐍🐧🐈🐤... uh oh, Prince Sanji, what's happened to you? 😳
surprise!!! a modern au with gamer!zosan for
@mercuryfrogs
!
what will these boys find in the wilds of their vaguely medieval rpg? certainly not each other... 😳🤭🐉
Sources go on to say that the man justified his actions by stating, "My cook and swordsman are on their honeymoon." We have reached out to the newly wedded couple for comment, but they appear to be otherwise preoccupied.
Somewhere after Sabaody, deep below the ocean's surface before Fishman Island, a quiet reflection takes place in the men's bunk...
Inspired by the incredible
@ljubicov
I cannot even tell you how delighted I am to share this space with you. 🥰
a final thought before i disappear, but that clip of zeff and sanji... the idea that sanji has really become this (mouthy) goldfish who has outgrown his pond... finally being able to spread his wings on a crew with humans who will cherish him and let him continue to grow?🫠
almost to the end of their magical adventure... for your consideration, the further adventures of elf!sanji and ranger!zoro, chapter twenty-five (25).
hope you enjoy! 🥰
imagine, if you will, that we're having the loveliest of dinner parties when you pause the conversation to ask me the time. I shift my wine glass to my other hand and dutifully withdraw my One Piece Dracule Mihawk Pocket Watch from my waistcoat and–
i think Sanji attends local food festivals and has the time of his life. Zoro goes too (there's invariably booze), and always ends up with a weirdly inappropriate commemorative t-shirt and some strangely specific food fact he recites to impress Sanji at the most random of times.
@peftasteria_ao3
very nice, very nice. we've all tried to recreate a favorite dish at some point, and mihawk is fabulous enough to pull it off. this is a lovely, angsty, homesickness option and i'm here for it. 👏
I can't believe we've reached amidinine's anniversary! what a journey this has been... I can't thank you enough for your encouragement and support; they truly mean the world to me.
for your consideration, more vaguely medieval, woodsy wanderings.
finally, my time has come! he's quiet, contemplative, and vaguely friend-shaped if you're willing to deal with snark and introversion.
(he's just like me, fr fr)
enjoying a bit of nerdy numerical symmetry by posting chapter thirteen (13) on the thirteenth (13th).
for your consideration, a little more elf sanji and ranger zoro.
what if mihawk is just The Worst at seafaring and he scavagened the pallbearing coffin boat from his little isola di san michele because it was the only viable vessel and he's merely too confident/Tired to be embarrassed. besides, it matches the aesthetic, so he might as well.
oh, boy. was anyone expecting soft galley-la bondage smut from me?
🔞 please, and do mind the tags.
please note that there is one (1) reference to boxer briefs—i do not specify in the fic, but please picture Lucci in
@GoldsteinAny
's trademark pantsu.
for your consideration, chapter sixteen (16). in which the author realizes she was too hung up on elf!sanji to think about much of anything else this week. hope you enjoy.
phantom of the opera au where mihawk lives in the bowels of a gorgeous theatre and thrives on gloomy solitude with the convenient perk of attending the opera whenever he wishes, from his box seat, of course.
me, w/my last client: hey, how are you toda—[eyes go nyoom] is that sabo on your keychain? 😳
them: 😳 did we just become best friends?
me: well no, we have to maintain the bounds of professionalism.
them: but it's still about to be the best hour ever?
me: oh, yeah. definitely.
had an irl human ask a lot of detailed questions about [a thing i am writing] today, and i realized halfway through the conversation that this human had previously agreed to watch opla with me... and oh dear, if that happens, the odds they will connect the dots are not zero.
so much ice skater!sanji!!! they executed my vision perfectly. 😌😉❤️
if you have a hankering for an ice skater/hockey player zs au, I can humbly offer you this one. hope you enjoy (or at least enjoy a re-read)!
"What are you dressed as, some sort of flamboyant pirate?"
"...I'm a depressed vampire waiting for my pirate captain husband to come back from sea."
"Is that a thing?"
"I would hardly be standing here, dressed as Dracule Mihawk if it wasn't." [Swaggering Exit, Stage Left.]
wow, you guys. 😂 I think the best part of any closet cosplay I do is that folks who don't know just assume it's just elie being elie. but mihawk it is.
time to debut that perfect mihawk blouse...
after many moons, i am officially starting whole cake island. (someone get me that, i'm in danger, meme.)
on a spectrum of, elie will write ungodly amounts of vaguely medieval-flavored nonsense to elie will write nothing, what's your guess?😂😅
particularly fond of:
1) elf!sanji x ranger!zoro, an ongoing, vaguely lotr-themed medieval fantasy au
2) under-a-spell prince!sanji x on-a-quest-to-find-the-missing-prince!zoro, another vaguely medieval au
3) time traveler!zoro x 1940s soda jerk!sanji
(links below)
if zoro has his no-sword-style, do shanks and mihawk also have no-sword-styles where they just radiate awesomeness and cut things? or is zoro the only one allowed to number his styles and mihawk just downsizes until he ends up with his kogatana?
consider—brook hanahaki fic...
because seriously, the ✨️ aesthetics ✨️ of his ribs all tangled with vines, flowers blooming where his organs would be... is the implication that it could be perpetually unrequited and everyone admires the beauty instead? does he even realize?
if zosan go kayaking... can zoro even steer well enough to sit in the power seat? or is he going to be paddling up front while sanji just clutches his paddle and stares? or maybe the entire venture is so useless, it's just endless circles and capsize drills...
@8balldoodles
🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭 ooooh my goodness! His shrewd little hawkeye at that gorgeous baratie babe!!! This is amazing!! (I'm kicking around ideas for more... and they may very well involve this rudimentary photo I've graffiti'd...) Thank you for this incredible compliment! 🥺😭❤️
offering you a deliberately cringy, I Didn't Dress Appropriately On My Vacation And All The Giftshop Had Was This $55 Sweatshirt Perona Bought For Me While I Was Asleep And I Now Wear All The Time, au with rainbow-aurora-tiger sweatshirt zoro and greasy envelope aesthetics.
for the amazing
@GoldsteinAny
!!! please enjoy this moment of silliness inspired by your
#GoldsteinDTIYS
extravaganza. thank you for sharing your wonderful zosans with us, and congratulations on 1k+!!! 🥰🍹
dear lovely shirtless construction man wearing suspenders and working on a rooftop while this storm picks up intensity... how would you like to be remembered as a fic concept. I have positions open on a pirate ship or at water 7; have your people call mine.
@PT_Lynnn
LOOOOOVE!!! I saw someone had already mentioned, but I'd written a zs mummy fic inspired by the movie!!! your art is so incredible, I've been zooming all over it! 🥺❤️
i just want to read a 100+k slow burn adventure for my rare pair with bonkers world building, a gripping plot with a side of well-executed violence, and a stunning denouement worth weeks of mental replays. is that too much to ask?
is there a niche interest group for limejuice yet? because...*sir*... the glow up from a bomber jacket and mickey mouse biker gloves to rockstar thranduil in a rose frock coat is perfection.
utterly consumed by the thought of a feral baby elf!sanji acquisition origin story for amidinine. pov zeff, medieval found family shenanigans, potential length: [probably way too much]k.
mom: now, what does your shirt say?
me: (looks) uhm, cipher pol 9?
mom: ...and is that some kind of secret government thing?
me: (laughs) yes.
mom: but they still advertise with t-shirts?
me: in this case, yes. they're a very funny sort of secret government thing.
attempted to explain a heavily redacted summary of zosan ss to non-op friends and one asked, what is this, a group of soul mates where you all just find each other and feed off everyone's creativity?
@GoldsteinAny
Any... 😂😂😂 Sanji's face when he covers his mouth with his hands, and Zoro's absolute flat look as he breaks the 4th wall. Everything you do is such a delight. You're cracking me up over here. 😂
after my sanji wig cutting adventure last night, i have come to the conclusion that he deserves *every moment* of teasing zoro gives him for his hair in fics. in fact, i may write one specifically about zoro making fun of his hair just to have an outlet for all this irritation.