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Dylan Palacio

@greentoepalacio

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Dont get bitter, just get better. L~40.🎈

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Dylan Palacio
3 years
We Are So Excited To Announce That The L40 Foundation, A Registered Non-Profit Designed To Finance The Costs Of Low Socioeconomic Kids To Attend High Level Wrestling Camps In The Summer, Has Officially Launched Its Website.
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5 years
Unpopular Opinion: This Was The Best Character Performance In Cinematic History.
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On July 18, 2008, The Dark Knight opened in theatres. 🦇
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5 years
One Of The Most Insane Errors This Generation Has Made Was Turning Leadership/Positivity Into A Negative Trait.
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5 years
Russell Wilson gave us the most cringe-worthy mic'd up in NFL history on Monday night
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7 years
Shoot Your Fucking Shot Everyone
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Dylan Palacio
5 years
some girl messaged me saying that i post too much and i’m ugly. i did a lil research and found out she works at this spa an hour away from me so i made an apt and asked for her specifically. needless to say she’s waxing my butthole on monday
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6 years
A Fraternity.
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5 years
If Y’all Think Im Still Hanging Out With/Gonna Smash This Girl After She Blatantly Lied To My Face ..... Then You Are Absolutely Right.
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5 years
Well She’s A Guy So....
@NCAADII
NCAA Division II
5 years
Franklin Pierce’s CeCe Telfer is your #D2TF women’s 400 meter hurdle champion.
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6 years
Rather Have A Bad Ass Eye Patch From Serving My Country Than Two Butthole Eyes And A Shitty Tattoo Of My Ex.
@RealSaavedra
Ryan Saavedra
6 years
On NBC's Saturday Night Live, Pete Davidson mocks GOP Congressional candidate Dan Crenshaw for losing his eye in war: “You may be surprised to hear he’s a Congressional candidate from Texas and not a hitman in a porno movie. I’m sorry, I know he lost his eye in war, or whatever.”
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5 years
Trump Is Still The President. Some Of Y’all Didn’t Pay Attention In Your Civics Class And It Shows.
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Dylan Palacio
6 years
Steve Irwin Got Shooters.
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6 years
So A Girl DMd Me On Instagram Calling Me An “Uneducated White Piece Of Shit”. So I Found Out She Worked At A Medical Spa Not To Far From Me. So I Booked An Appointment Tomorrow Specifically Asked For Her. She’s Gonna Be Waxing My Balls And Ass All Morning. Lmaoo
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Dylan Palacio
5 years
No Fans At NCAAS? How Are The Refs Gonna Know When Someone Is Stalling Without Iowa Fans There.
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Dylan Palacio
4 years
I Would F5 You Through A Table.
@LoganPaul
Logan Paul
4 years
$10,000 to any influencer who can beat me in a wrestling match
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Dylan Palacio
5 years
If I Exposed Myself To A Woman In A Tight Space Elevator Without Their Consent There Would Be A Trending Hashtag Before We Got To The Lobby And I Would Be Arrested. She Should Be A Sex Offender.
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Dylan Palacio
6 years
He Gonna End Up Right Back In That Wheelchair Lifting Like That.
@GenerationIron
GENERATION IRON
6 years
Drake is putting in work
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7 years
One Year Later And Not A Single Regret.
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Dylan Palacio
6 years
My Culture Is Not Your Goddamn Costume.
@leaguefits
LeagueFits
6 years
Sweats tucked into socks is a major hooper wave 🌊.
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6 years
We Need To Bring Back Bullying.
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Drake Moore Miller
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4 years
The Chinese Every Girl Government I’ve Ever Known 🤝 Lying About Their Body Count.
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Dylan Palacio
5 years
If You Get Smacked On The Ass Like That After Getting Teched You Gotta Square Up. That’s The Rules.
@FloWrestling
FloWrestling
5 years
And Austin DeSanto is into the quarterfinals here at the Midlands.
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5 years
Well She’s A Guy So.
@MrAndyNgo
Andy Ngo 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
Australian trans athlete, Hannah Mouncey, has been vocal about policies in sport she says discriminate against trans women.
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6 years
Shorty Look Like An Unseasoned Chicken With An Ar-15.
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Dylan Palacio
4 years
Lebron James Would Never Be Able To Play Basketball Again. If He Fought Colby He Would Be In A Wheel Chair. And If You Think The Opposite You Are Insane.
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Dylan Palacio
6 years
Literally No One: Kaitlin Bennett:
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5 years
In 2020 We Bringing Back Body Shaming.
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2 years
It’s Insane That A Couple Of Neck Bearded Friendship Lottery Recipients (Who Rode The Success Of Portnoy Without Ever Accomplishing A Single Thing Athletically Themselves) Decided To Dunk On A Woman During Heartbreak. And The Kicker Is Spencer Is A Barstool Athlete And Great Kid.
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
2 years
Iowa wrestler Spencer Lee went for his 4th national championship tonight but unfortunately got upset. His mom was not happy and it looks like she’ll need some new glasses as well
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Dylan Palacio
6 years
Do You Know How Insane You Have To Be To Have Tom And Terry Brands Tell You To Chill Tf Out?
@FloWrestling
FloWrestling
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Tom Brands has suspended Austin DeSanto.
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Dylan Palacio
5 years
So You’re Telling Me A Millionare Global Sex Trafficker (Who Had Information On Some Of The Most Powerful People On Earth Including Two Presidents) Suddenly “Commits Suicide” In A Federal Prison While Under 24/7 Watch After His Guards Were Dismissed And Security Camera Broke? Nah
@thehill
The Hill
5 years
#BREAKING : Jeffrey Epstein dies by apparent suicide in Manhattan jail cell: report
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7 years
When Your Girl Takes Your Phone And Guesses The Passcode Correct.
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big hoss
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4 years
Would Anyone On My Timeline Like A Tesla.
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6 years
Waiter drops off food: “Enjoy Your Food!” My Brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me: “Thanks! You Too!”
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6 years
I Would Wrestle Dillon Danis At Beat The Streets.
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5 years
Is Ur Mom Eric Cartman?
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6 years
Here Comes The Putter Throw. Wait, He Has Restrained Himself. This Looks Like A New Happy Gilmore.
@FloWrestling
FloWrestling
6 years
Austin DeSanto returns to the mat and gets a first period tech fall.
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5 years
Even If You Didn’t Play Basketball All It Took Was A Crumpled Piece Of Paper, A Seemingly Impossibly Distant Trash Can And The Words “Kobe!” To Feel As If We Were In The NBA. We All Envisioned Ourselves As Him Because His Influence, Mentality And Legacy Transcended Basketball.
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4 years
In The USA, If You Use Your Platform As An Athlete To Protest Against The Government. You Become A Millionare. In Other Countries, They Kill You. But We’re The Ones Who Are Oppressed.
@Neda_Sab
Neda Saber 
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#BREAKING According to state media reports, #NavidAfkari was executed this morning in Adelabad Prison in Shiraz. It is time for change in Iran and we shout with one voice, we will #NeverForget the blood that was shed innocently. #نویدمان_را_کشتند #StopExecutionsInIran
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Making A Joke In 2019.
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6 years
Kyle Dake Really Out Here Ending Communism.
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6 years
To The Straight Guys In My DMs Demanding I Stop Retweeting The Things Gay Guys Say In Response To This Photo. Take Your Homophobic Shit Somewhere Else. Y’all The FIRST Guys To Tell A Woman To “Take A Compliment” No Matter How Explicit. Miss Me With That Little Dick Energy.
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5 years
1000 Favorites And I’m Showing Up To @nyjets Open Tryout For A Kicker Tomorrow.
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7 years
PSA: Stop Hanging Out Woth Toxic People Just Because You Have Known Them A While.
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3 years
1000 Percent Completely Fixed. Ben Askren Was Fine And Asked To Continue. Snoop Dog Bet A Million On A Fighter In His Own Event.... He Picked The Ref Fuck Outta Here Lmao
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6 years
Teach Him How To Sprawl.
@espnmma
ESPN MMA
6 years
Conor Jr. learning to throw hands like his dad 👀 (via @TheNotoriousMMA )
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