@Humpenscrump

One day soon you'll see a tweet that isn't about the Corona virus. This isn't that tweet.

I do love that an anagram of Nadine Dorries is 'Inane Disorder'. Just fits.

To all those going bonkers over anti-bacterial hand wash - Covid-19 isn't a bacteria. It's a virus. Just wash your hands properly, you dirty bastards.

RT @JennyandEve: We played some of the arcade games that our parents played as kids. They were old! This is our video :

This is what happens when you take kids and show them what old arcade games looked like...

I just logged on to write this exact thing. There's so many videos of people at their worst, and it only took a multi-pack of toilet roll to do it.

RT @carsonsmummy: Nice surprise inside an @AmazonUK parcel this evening. Husband was SO close to grabbing it with full fist as it was INSID…

RT @postmanspotting: I just asked Eve what happened to her forehead. She told me she'd held a tube against her head and sucked it. My daugh…

RT @postmanspotting: Looking for the Postman is restarting after a 12 month break. It's what the world needs, obviously.

@Flying_Inside I'm on the train now. Terrified.

@OnlyMeWaffling It's a shame he doesn't display even a fraction of the empathy that you have.

I made an album and it's finally out. 12 instrumental tracks. 'Borderless' Amazon : Apple Music : Google Play : Spotify :

@BadlyRecorded @1veritas1 I still have that pate. Nothing wrong with it.

@jamajestical Aww hun. The Jim Davidson twitbots have brought me this wonderful gift. 🥰 😀😀😀

@orbette I think that's an olde style moth.

@MrMarioUK