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I'm like if Eddie Munson was dummy thicc CaptainHoney on ao3. she/they/he 30 MDNI
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Steve breaking his hand throwing a punch to defend Eddie and Eddie shaving Steve's face for him while it heals. they're not together yet but every morning steve sits on the edge of the bath and eddie stands between his knees and scrapes the razor over steve's jaw,
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eddie climbing over a bunch of people, walking on the couch, upending a bowl of chips, all so he can crouch over steve's lap and stare him dead in the eyes without blinking for ten whole seconds, say 'Yeah I thought so', and then leave
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Steve always gets a lollipop when he goes to the doctor because he flirts with the nurse. He always shares with robin and then eventually with eddie which leads to the gang all being confused about these 3 people who aren't dating sitting on the couch sharing one lollipop
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Wayne making sloppy joes and Eddie says they're 'sloppier than Steve's hole' and Wayne makes him sleep outside
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Wayne accidentally quotes Eddie when commenting on someone's work and 'sloppier than Steve's hole' becomes a common phrase at the plant
Wayne making sloppy joes and Eddie says they're 'sloppier than Steve's hole' and Wayne makes him sleep outside
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thinking about Joyce pulling some strings to get eddie a job stacking shelves at melvald's. most of his shifts are after close but he still has to wear the vest and put his hair up and take off his rings.
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Do you think they had to try a couple to find one that vaguely fit and nancy insisted on watching robin try them on to make sure they looked right and the cup wasn't sitting right so nancy had to adjust it, pulling the fabric up over robin's nipple, and-
Is there a particular reason we've all just glossed over the fact ronance shared a bra
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so obviously the buff eddie poster is referencing the he-man film poster but they really missed an opportunity by not having steve as the bikini babe
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Steve buys two mini figs and gets erica to help him paint them to look like him and eddie. He initially had some stupid prank planned but when he gets home he ends up 'accidentally' making them kiss then panics and throws them into the back of his wardrobe.
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steve in senior year and eddie in senior year 2: electric boogaloo. steve chases a basketball out of the gym, running bodily into eddie who's loitering outside in the hallway. steve ends up pinned underneath him, and surprised and sweaty. in his panic, eddie jumps up and
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eddie leaving in the middle of the night, so sure he ruins everything he touches so he goes while steve is sleeping, gets in his van and just drives...puts hawkins in the rearview and hopes steve can forgive him...the last thing he hears is steve's sleepy words... 'go piss girl'
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Eddie buying this for Eleven and blowing her tiny mind
Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely chugged your Eggo Brunch in a Jar Appalachian Sippin’ Cream
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Steve finds out Eddie is a virgin and he wants to make their first time special so he makes a mixtape of romantic music. Side A: Careless Whisper. Side B: Also Careless Whisper. It's 45 minutes of Careless Whisper.
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Difficult to choose because I'm soooooo great but I will always have a soft spot for this conversation
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Steve who doesn't have PTSD and doesn't consider himself traumatised but he's also repressed the shit out of basically the entire 80s and barely remembers anything that happened until years down the line when something seemingly innocuous sends it all crashing back.
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Wayne, after witnessing Murray do his thing: Your face looks pretty good for someone who must get punched in it so often
Murray: Are you flirting with me?
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Wayne adopting a mutt that keeps showing up in his yard because the place is so quiet with Eddie gone. The thing is half feral and won't listen to anyone but Wayne and only does that about half the time, but it sleeps on his bed and rests its head on his knee when he's sad.
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Eddie rushing out the door with a slice of toast in his mouth and he goes to kiss Steve goodbye and just slaps him in the face with the toast. They're not dating.
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Steve going to a gay bar with Eddie and robin and someone offers him poppers and he drinks them
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I simply do not understand headcanons where Steve doesn't understand popular culture. As if that bitch is not keeping up with the Kardashians.
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Steve and robin always go to the bathroom as a pair so they asked Eddie to look after the lollipop one time (eating candy in the bathroom is gross obvs) and he stuck it in his mouth without thinking and neither of them reacted
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Eddie doesn't refer to himself as 'Eddie' in his own brain. instead he calls himself 'Edathon', 'Eddica', 'Edmanda', 'Edtopher', etc. It always takes him a minute when someone asks him his real name
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Steve, trying to prank Eddie by not drying his hands after washing them and then patting Eddie's face: don't you hate it when you pee on your hands? haha
Eddie, grabbing Steve's hand and rubbing it all over his own face: wait, this isn't pee :(
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Steve asking Eddie how long it's been since he last had sex and Eddie unzips his fly and a lil moth flies out :(
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gently tilting steve's chin with his fingertips. eddie's concentrating hard the whole time so steve watches him, mapping his face, thinking eddie doesn't notice the way he stares.
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Have we thought about Eddie whose mom was more like a friend than a parent. Eddie who was the weird, quiet kid who bounced between home and his uncle's place. Eddie who came back to school after summer break suddenly loud and boisterous. Eddie who saw his mom last July 4th, +
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ok time to fully obliterate my twitter with horny nonsense, here's a nsfw steddie 🧵
(why am I so nervous about writing this lmao)
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pulls the fire alarm. they both get sent straight to detention, steve still in his lil gym shorts. eddie is contemplating jumping out the window and running into the sunset. meanwhile steve is trying to fabricate scenarios that will get himself pinned to the ground again.
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Eddie: I will pee on everything you love!
Steve: aw, you gonna piss yourself babe?
Eddie: 😳 *confused boner*
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Eddie keeps ball-tapping Steve because he thinks it's funny and Steve does it to Eddie once and Eddie immediately nuts
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Eddie swearing that if he ever fists someone, he won't be able to resist making glove puppet jokes, but every time he fists Steve he's just so in awe that his whole hand is up there that he forgets
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Eddie being embarrassed that he's not better at housework (even though Steve also sucks at it) so Steve makes him wear a maid outfit, cock ring and a vibrator in his ass and clean the whole house before he can come
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steve harrington who has a kinda small dick and wears a big packer and gets really into oral so no one knows the truth. actually getting into his pants is like that clown bit with all the handkerchiefs, digging through layers of fake dicks. a matryoshka of silicone
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Wayne gets absolutely blasted on secondhand smoke, forgets what they're doing, makes a lot of mac and cheese, then feeds mac and cheese to to-high-to-move eddie off of the wooden spoon
Wayne: so you wanna smoke weed, huh? Well I'm gonna sit here and you're gonna smoke the whole lunchbox full
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Eddie writing school assignments about Wayne
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They still don't get together for another three weeks when robin has finally had enough and mashes their faces together, thus completing the prophecy
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Please enjoy my very serious contribution
"It's boobies, Robin."
pls pls pls @ me if ever you are so inclined to play in my silly little xf au sandbox!!! i will actually cry
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lead guitarist eddie who has absolutely zero sexual magnetism when he's playing, like he's absurdly talented but somehow has negative charisma on stage. gets referred to as a 'musician's musician' and has tonnes of industry respect but zero bitches
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steve who sings songs in his head during sex to try and stop from cumming too fast and he starts humming under his breath without realising and then Eddie starts copying him which ends in them both yelling 'IIIII'M LIKE A BIRD, I ONLY FLY AWAYYY' at the same time
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Eddie finds them ages later because he heard a rumour steve still has his vest and goes hunting for it. He's very confused but does immediately start playing with them. Steve walks in on Eddie sitting in his wardrobe, making the lil guys kiss.
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modern steve who has lots of tattoos but they're all realistic and like, a pocket watch and a rose on one arm above that one dove taking flight with an infinity symbol with the word 'family' in it at its feet, and a lion with a cub on the other arm to represent him and the kids.
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steve shaving his pubes into a heart shape as a surprise and eddie seeing it and his eyes go all watery and he goes 'aw, babe, the batman symbol?!'
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tommy sucking eddie's dick in exchange for weed that tommy is getting for steve which basically means he's sucking steve's dick and eddie is getting his dick sucked by steve, it all makes sense
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It is my firm headcanon that there is no official scoops ahoy greeting and Steve just Said That
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Wayne: so you wanna smoke weed, huh? Well I'm gonna sit here and you're gonna smoke the whole lunchbox full
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ok I almost forgot but here it is, nsfw steddie oral cockwarming, established relationship, lil bit of spit kink, they're just kind of making it up as they go along so no formal dynamic and everything is under-negotiated but otherwise consensual 🧵
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@toburnup
and then two years later the events of s4 happen and they become friends and Steve is like 'what did you mean by this at that party that time' and eddie's like 'I literally have no idea' and Steve Commits a Murder
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I'm pretty sure I saw one of the costume designers talking about eddie specifically wearing his reeboks with the tongues pulled out in the way that was fashionable at the time which is a great character detail imo, despite himself he still cares about being cool
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Wayne is interrogating Eddie about why and how the hamster babies look like him, meanwhile HamSteve is pointedly doing this in the background
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I'm sorry but it is my belief that eddie does not have a slutty waist. that boy is built like an empty toilet roll that I trod on a bit
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WHAT IF Eddie was meant to be a lab kid because his mum volunteered for trials at Hawkins lab when they needed money but he was deemed an unsuccessful subject and his mum got sick from the treatment but she was supposed to keep reporting to the lab, and after she died a 'brother'
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Steve who has to spray the front of his jeans with that cat repellent stuff to stop kas eddie constantly trying to give him road head
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This is eddie and nancy friendship to me but instead of lacrosse they're larping
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Steve coming home to Eddie up a ladder changing a lightbulb with one hand and cradling their newborn in a football hold with the other arm
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writing steve who mirrors robin and eddie's stims so when something bad happens the three of them standing around anxiously flapping their hands in unison
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short 🧵steddie a/b/o plane crash au where eddie is a pilot of a light aircraft that transports rich people to their fancy, remote cabins. steve is the alpha son of a rich family, a minor celebrity for who he dates, always some flashy model or up-and-coming starlet on his arm.
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thinking about eddie having pretzels as his lunch at school and how he probably forgets to pack himself a proper lunch or get the right groceries but when he goes to the hideout he sneakily empties all the bowls of bar snacks into his pockets for later
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eddie who is very cagey about his wrist injury (he sprained it trying to finger his own ass)
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somehow every time he does have a shift when the store is open, he ends up having to help a lost child
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fat bong rip, roll over onto steve, fuck for one minute thirty seconds, nut, roll off the bed and perform gnarly guitar solo
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eddie who sleepily puts garlic bread wrapped in foil in the microwave. 'so convenient that it's already in foil and ready to go', he thinks, right before nearly burning the house down.
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1998 and he gets a whiff of butterscotch on a day when the air tastes just like it did after he got out of the elevator at Starcourt and suddenly he's on his knees, unable to breathe, the world closing in around him.
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Googling "emo boys kissing"
"The thing you do obsessively between age 13 and 18, that's the thing you have the most chance of being world-class at."
- Bill Gates
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Eddie sulking for a week during miley cyrus's bangerz era because she's sticking her tongue out all the time and Steve keeps saying 'that's you'
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piss piss piss 🔥🧵
steddie, established relationship dynamic, uuuhh consensual pain and impact play and watersports, they are gross. enjoy!
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Steddie au where Eddie is an egg and Steve accidentally boils him and then cries
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Celebrated tdov by having a foursome with 3 other trans people, I love being queer
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Eddie's biggest secret (that doesn't remain secret for long) is that if you mention hobbits when he's drunk he will automatically start crying
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This is definitely my most iconic line and also a joke I've used in two different fics
FIC WRITERS you can only use one line from a fic you wrote convince people to check out your works.
Which line you using?
OK GO!!!! 🥰
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I was going to keep going with this but then I decided to adapt it into the next pins and needles update oops
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sorry but I think Steve actually does have 'cool' taste in music which means he was pretty into new wave but in a modern setting would be into indie, house music, and probably like childish gambino and kendrick lamar. I love girlypop steve but it's not authentic to me
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boy is absolutely doped to the gills. one man opioid epidemic. son is higher than a kite, just flyin
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Steddie making each other laugh so hard they both pee themselves and then they both get boners about it I guess idk
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Wayne wears this and Eddie moves out for a full 48hrs
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5'6" Flight Risk Eddie fucking Steve, call that a crop top
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Folks. Pals. Tape players have a rewind function. The whole pencil thing is for when they become unspooled, not to rewind them.
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The first time Steve and Eddie have sex Steve gets so overwhelmed that he says 'Neat-o!' after he comes and Eddie can't finish because he's laughing too hard
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Something something size difference, eyes too big for his pussy, etc
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Cursed concept: kas Eddie cumming inside Steve and then getting mad at Steve for 'stealing his goo'
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eddie and nancy 'he asked for no pickles' friends, steve and robin 'we took his order and no the fuck he didn't' friends and tired employees
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If I have to listen to JK speak Italian while shirtless I am going to descend into a horny rage the likes of which the world has never seen
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nsfw steddie 🧵ft masturbation, accidental voyeurism, cum play, fingering, unprotected anal sex
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heading out to skull rock, my favourite drinking spot, with my buddy. better not be anyone suckin and fuckin there
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There's the sound of receding footsteps and Steve just manages to catch the guy muttering, "'Be seeing you'? What the fuck, Munson?" and, oh. That's the voice. /end
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alright sluts it's time for the next part of this nsfw steddie free/public use Steve business I've got going on with
@jffgldblm90s
, I have no plans here but probably more spit kink and probably some shoe kink idk anyway 🧵
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Nitpick but Eddie can't get pardoned by a local cop. He would also have to be formally convicted in order to be pardoned. In the show he's the prime suspect but never formally charged, so he'd be cleared as a suspect - not pardoned!
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eddie who survives the upside down and makes it big with his music, makes it to a supporting act for his favourite band but when he goes to play on the biggest night of the tour the lighting director is sick and the replacement uses a red strobe and eddie chokes
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I know there's jokes about merit badges for fic writers who've actually done anal but it would be fun and sexy if more people had a go at slippin a finger in while they're in the shower so we didn't have to read so much about burning assholes
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Eddie munson snail trail. Eddie’s tummy hair. The hair on Eddie’s tum tum that leads down to his trouser area. Eddie’s pubes but also the lil stripe of tum hairs leading to those pubes. The snail trail on Eddie Munson's stomach. For the love of god.
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Eddie
Being a submissive top is so awesome you just act pathetically and they bounce on it to teach you a lesson
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I love how people who are in the fandom basically hate stranger things but then you talk to a normal person and they're like 'oh that show is so good and cool'
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steve and eddie lazy painplay exploration hours. loose restraints and a wartenberg pinwheel. slowly increasing the settings with a violet wand. dripping candle wax that starts on the inner wrists and eventually makes it down to the thighs.
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alright blowjob enthusiasts time for part five of this nsfw steddie free/public use Steve thang I'm doing with
@jffgldblm90s
once again I have no plan so let's see what happens
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