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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
3 years
I’m convinced in every indian household we all have this blanket
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
Kinda digging the short hair
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
3 years
Y’all ever attended a class for 2 hours straight and not understand ONE thing
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
3 years
You were saying something?
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
3 years
Kiss him on his forehead when he’s suckin on yo tiddies 😡❤️
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@goyangkepalane
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2 years
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3 years
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
3 years
Shower sex is all fun and shit till one of us slips
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
1 year
Yeah whatever Josh said
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
I want a son. Right now. Gimme a son right now
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
Throw(back)
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
The chokehold this song has on me
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
1 year
As a tamil girl right now, I’m just Astaghfirullah-ing through life
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
She turned 21 today🧍🏽‍♀️🫵🏽
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
4 years
As an university student it would be amazing if Microsoft came up with a dark mode update for Word 😭
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
I don’t like to talk to her
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
3 years
That wave of sadness you get after jerking off. How rude.
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
4 years
Ladies, if the bar is too low, go to Bar Atas 😎👍🏽
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
3 years
Rusty people stay off my dms thank you, use WD-40
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
Saw a muslim guy say other gods do not exist and only Allah exists. The way I laughed, shat, farted, sharted, puked and wheezed. Anyways thaipusam is this Sunday pullaingowssss
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
I cannot with this man😭
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
3 years
Your last October and this October are two different people
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
1 year
“I’m not racist but” that’s like asking Im curious la just curious but kenapa malays mostly pemalas ye ? Are they just too blinded by their privilege that’s sugarcoated by the term ‘kuota & hak bumi” ? Not racist la but just asking. 🥺❤️🤟🏽
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
3 years
Being the eldest in the family is not fuckin easy bc we were the lab rats so here we are 10 years after with trauma
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
Y’all stay safe tho
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2 years
Never date anyone from Twitter. I repeat FROM TWITTER!!! I SAY WHAT I SAY
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
3 years
I’d like to think I did justice to low rise jeans
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
3 years
The fact that most malays even in a grave situation do not choose to help dogs or take food from Gurdwara bc it’s not halal just shows how problematic y’all are.
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
I graduated from my diploma 🧍🏽‍♀️🎓
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
💜💚
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
3 years
No kitkat means no head for you idc idc
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
So staring is a no bc it triggers trauma but random men paying $5.99 for your OF videos is all rainbows and unicorns ?🧍🏽‍♀️
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
3 years
😭😭😭
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
Breakups are painful and all but have you ever scrolled thru 4 pages on Pornhub just to have the most mid nut?
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
Any woman can give birth. Not every woman can be a mother.
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
1 year
If I saw someone do this I’m throwing my fucking popcorn at them. Sit down bitch I did not pay for you to twirl Cinderella
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
My Indian friends how to explain what’s kauci in English
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
Post nut clarity be having you asking yourself wtf is wrong with you
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
Indian parents should stfu with the whole “sit properly” to their daughters at any given chance
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
Went to sleep depressed. Woke up depressed.
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Madhu
3 years
Once I heard this elder man sell a bag of soil just so his wife & kid cld eat. When questioned how he felt abt going around asking ppl to buy the bag he teared & said; It’s embarrassing,it’s painful, it tears me apart but if I had to put my pride away to feed my family, I will.
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
3 years
“How much do you love him?” I would use his pubes as parmesan bro
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
1 year
One last nut
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non aesthetic things
1 year
wyd in this situation?
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
Touching a dog❌ Marrying and r*ping a minor✅
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
No one hates Indians more than Indians
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ArsenalGunning
2 years
Seeing viral videos about the nasi lemak akka. Some indians are really rowdy. Sold out 50 bungkus pun kena mai buat scenes ke? Tak malu ke destroy business orang? Pariah betul Kalau sold out means sold out la. Kudos to her son for protecting his mom
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Madhu
3 years
Mad blessings this morning 🤩
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
Lanciao if you unfollow means remove me as well. I followed you out of reciprocity not of obsession.
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
💛💛💛
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
Mothers be calling your name just to go silent after you respond back.
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
“You can’t hate a movie character” The character in question:
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
Girls don’t want sex or money. Girls want their hair on the head to grow as fast,thick and healthy as the hair on their cooch
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
4 years
I have 5 guys in my dms who look this 😐
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
3 years
I need men to buy me gifts bc that’s how you can reciprocate half the energy I give 😡😡😡😡😡😡 I know how to love, other people don’t 😡😡😡😡😡😡
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
3 years
Anyone wants anal advice means go ask Saran now 😡👍🏽
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
Your mande? I break
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2 years
Her bra? I remove. Her legs? I spread. Her hair? I pull. Her lips? I kiss. Her heart? I protect.
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
1 year
Yeah breakups hurt and all but have you ever searched for the right video for an hour then have the most mid nut ever ?
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
Please stop retweeting porn on your main 🧍🏽‍♀️
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
3 years
I just wanna know who the FUCK started the “repost if you don’t support rape” trend
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
4 years
“I’m not like any other girl” She says with straighten hair, black roots with brown highlights, about 5’2, wears Pandora, studying @ Taylor’s/ Sunway while driving a Honda Civic City and give the squints eyes-shakes head-leans off the camera frame smile.
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
Bro I’m so tired of being mistreated wtf
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
Investing in my boyfriends hobby >>>>>>>>
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
My two personalities
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
Sex is fun and all but have you ever ripped out the loudest fart?
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
People who make dating,sex,clubbing,weed,alcohol,drugs, heartbreak,body count their fucking personality piss me off. Like go touch grass bro.
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Madhu
3 years
Happy deepavali everyone, please play with the fireworks extra louder 🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
3 years
Mfers with curly hair and a taper cut be saying shit like “I’m not like your ex” Yeah bro bc you’re busy looking like every sunway guy 😭
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
4 years
I just CANNOT with her 😭😭😭😭😭
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
As a Malaysian who hates singapore, this man spoke facts. Singapore is an island yes, but much more developed than a whole ass country—Malaysia. I’d like my fellow Malaysian brother to stfu please
@DnashKumar
Dinesh Kumar
2 years
@sarcastic4sfuck Yea, an Island with a much better GDP compared to a country 💀 I rather you choose better arguments than embarassing yourself or i suggest keeping your hands busy with that 5 meals a day rather than typing what you deem as 'insults'
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
For those asking if I wear coloured lenses or any contact lenses. I have dry eyes I can’t wear em🧍🏽‍♀️ I’m also scared to wear them
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
3 years
So y’all have different colours and more than one too huh? 😐
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
My man, I bleed 84 times a year do you think YOU get to speak what womanhood is 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
3 years
Dettol : 99.9% kills bacteria The 0.1% of e.coli :
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
4 years
Instagram should have multiple close friends list feature. I be having different posts for different targeted audiences😭✋🏽
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Madhu
3 years
Did she just say “if she went through pain”???? Dei you med student right?? Isn’t it given that shitting out another human being is painful??? Did you not say yes to having a fkin baby😭😭 You say yes to babes = you get hurt = husband get vasectomy 💯✅
@RobBatBattins0n
⚔️ JACK BING ⚔️
3 years
The mentally deranged femcel strikes again
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Madhu
3 years
How’re you gonna say there’s a low bar when and that we don’t understand love when you go out of your way to say the stupidest things 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Madhu
2 years
Idc who says what, you’re a bitchass if you eat banana leaf food with cutleries.
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
What’s Thalapathy67 and why’s everyone talking about it 🧍🏽‍♀️
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
What world do you live in of you think every man at the gym wants to bang you?
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@melinagoranson
Melina
2 years
What world do you live in if you think every OF girl would fuck every random dude on the street???
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Madhu
2 years
Why test on animals when rapists and pedophiles exist ?🧍🏽‍♀️
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Madhu
3 years
Post nut clarity have you feeling disgusted with yourself bro 😫
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
A life with respect is earned not demanded. A lot of Indian parents need to hear this from their kids
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
Malays saying there are also malay students who don’t get scholars when you know damn well MARA & UiTM is an option. Giving all lives matter energy
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Maiden Muna
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Madhu
1 year
Did this make you feel manly 🥺🥺. Did you get the applause you needed so desperately 🥺🥺. Are your teeny tiny testicles twitching right now 🥺🥺I know you is not the one to be talking lil bro 😩😭 You do look like someone who’d say something so degenerate like that tho :/
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Lisan al-MyDick
1 year
Yea, you'd be safe. Normally Indian men check out pretty chicks.
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
She’s an extrovert He’s an introvert You’re a pervert
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Madhu
3 years
He has lived so many lives
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
3 years
To the Chinese mfer who said indian culture is different. Knn Cina and Malay got any similarities in your culture is it 😭😭😭😭😭
@hYdrOXiDeEeeEe
megan !! ₊˚ੈ♡‧₊˚
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Madhu
3 years
Please wish me luck for today’s accounts paper🥺
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
11 months
Oh I forgot to say I chopped my hair and dyed it maroon.
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Madhu
3 years
Guess who’s gonna be happy and healthy in 2022 🥳🥳🥳 not me👍🏽
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
3 years
She not a pick me bro. She just knows how to treat both parties right. Y’all ladies do nothing but be bitter abt your lives.
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Madhu
3 years
Guess who got into deans list again🥺
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Madhu
2 years
I told you I’m an all rounder
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
4 years
Sex is fun and all but have you opened the Danish biscuits tin and actually find biscuits rather than the sewing kit ?? :’)
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Madhu
3 years
Every.. Med students : I can’t come for your wedding dei I need to study for the next 6 yrs Law students : *19th mental breakdown* KNN I JUST WANNA KMS WTF LA KILL ME ITS ALL BC OF MY PARENTS WTF IS CONTRACT FUCKING KILL ME Biz students: dei when’s the exam? “Yesterday dei”
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
2 years
I want a toothless in my life
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
3 years
You can’t hurt me da, I support gunners.
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@goyangkepalane
Madhu
4 years
Twitter is 90% of too opinionated girls and 10% of “male-feminist // ABC Hons // 21 // ♏️ // I advocate on humanitarian rights // he/they “ guys
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