laura @ yakuza 0
@goromajimas_
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“what’s yer mama gotta do with this bomb?” full time majima simp ✨pfp by @ficmenhitdiff
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majima’s realistic as fuck because i’ve done ten years of customer service and i’m about to go fucking insane
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ichiban is so fucking resilient a character. it makes me so sad that’s he’s so often reduced as “child-like” or immature. this man has been through hell and came out of it with love for his friends and a heart made of gold
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slutty ass men with their slutty ass waists and their slutty ass hands. fuckin sluts you guys make me sick
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“my princess” and it’s a fictional man with an insane criminal record
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yakuza fandom be like
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they finished the series………..
someone in work is starting yakuza because of me is this what success feels like
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nvm i hate it
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i’m so excited for this fucking thing is need to throw him against the wall
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if kiryu looked at me like that i’d shrivel up and perish
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the things i would do to keep ichiban kasuga safe continues to grow at an alarming rate
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has this already been done
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“i miss him” i whisper, as i spend yet another day not playing yakuza 0
"I miss him."
Oh u mean that little fictional 2d man in ur phone?
This is me every single day unfortunately
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hi please remember to turn off the jukebox before starting a cutscene :)
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it could have been literally anyone else but NOOOOOOOO i had to fall for this fucking thing
enough ships. tell me your favorite character, the one you unconditionally love above all others and will defend to death. just thinking of them makes you emotional and they’re your number one.
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bro’s got a nose and jawline that’s been chiselled by the fucking GODS
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not to be dramatic but oh my god???? what the Fuck???? his cheekbones??????????????? jesus christ??????
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hey so uh do you think the kiryu crying scene from gaiden could be after his diagnosis
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i’m so excited for this fucking thing is need to throw him against the wall
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( majima ) ( majima )
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( majima )
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This fictional man has issues so naturally I desire him carnally
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my bad bro, i keep getting distracted by your beauty
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i am going to put him in my pocket
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hear me out
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There’s always one who values their personal space and one who goes “don’t you mean OUR personal space :) ?” while shamelessly sticking as close as humanly possible
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hey so have any of you heard of this game i've heard it's meant to be kinda good
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majima strikes me as the type of guy that would be so damned clingy in his sleep like anyone shares a bed with that man and they're gonna wake up to being absolutely smothered by him, arms and legs just draped over them. of course he'd deny it and be all Indignant Man over it 😤
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so did you immediately see majima get soaked with alcohol and decided ‘yes, i’m going to make him my entire personality’ or was there some other reason? — my work colleague, clocking me
me:
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I AM BEING SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS SHOT HAHAHAHAHAHA TOTALLY NORMALLY
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my brain be like “do it for majima”
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throwback to the most bomb ass line i’ve ever written and did nothing with
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it’s finally official so i can finally yap about this!! but I GOT A NEW JOB!!! 🥹 i’m super scared but excited as hell for it ✨
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laura’s going into the sin bin
what’s one photo of your fave that fucked you up so bad you couldn’t think of anything else for days?
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this is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever witnessed what is blud doing here
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life is so weird because what do you mean my life changed because i picked up a video game because of an attractive man with an eye-patch. like how has that single decision led me to an amazing community and even better friends that i actually get to meet up and see??? wild.
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hi i commissioned
@RivKamurocho
to draw my lil skrunklie ai and majima and i???? am in awe???? like it’s literally perfect??? thank you so so much omg i can’t stop looking at this 🥹
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me and ichiban had the same reaction fr it was visceral
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got introduced to the new starter as ‘the department’s antagonistic little shit’ by my MANAGER!!!!!!!
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"Guys look at my girlfriend" and it's a grown ass man
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this is so funny to me because all i can imagine is the jimas getting their asses handed to them by kiryu and immediately deciding they need a vacation
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adding the option to say hello to everyone in infinite wealth has to be the most Ichiban Kasuga mechanic rgg could have added, i love it
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mfw the tattoo artist i was randomly looking at for a portrait has tattooed???? majima’s????? hannya??????????????????????
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#rggocweek
hello this is my lil half japanese half norwegian skrunk, ai muso, who’s lived in my head since last year. she’s a runaway from an omi family who eventually ends up a smuggler; though her main purpose is to help women and children targeted by the yakuza to escape it ✨
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this is healing like a little bitch, just like majima (i adore him)
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hey someone told me i might be shadowbanned or whatever, can y'all see this??
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someone in work is starting yakuza because of me is this what success feels like
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> i log on twitter
> see rgg's post about majima's birthday
> immediately get flashbanged by memories of spending his birthday last year drunk as a skunk, pole dancing on the london underground
> i log off twitter
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happy good friday everyone i am going to a drum 'n' bass gig
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every time an artist draws majima with sharp teeth i kick my little leggies in pure ecstasy i cannot get enough of that shit
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