Malcolm Tucker
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Joined October 2014
Thread: . Debunking the myths and lies of the SNP/Yes and how they’ve radicalised Scots.
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If you went to that march today and cheered the Houthis over RAF and Royal Navy servicemen and women then you are literally an Enemy of the State. Don’t come crying to TV when you are fined, jailed or deported.
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If Dominic Cummings is aiding and abetting a foreign actor to destabilise and bring down our democratically elected Government then he is by very definition a traitor. No ifs or buts.
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Who knew David Tennant was a bit of a cnut?. Very disappointed in him.
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I’ve been a Labour voter all my adult life. Jeremy Corbyn is a clear and present danger to the United Kingdom. He lauds our enemies. He panders to separatists. His front bench is full of loonies. He is unfit to govern. Labour, please, please, please, get rid of him now.
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I hope you all hold your fcuking heads in shame. She has cancer. Happy now are you? You fcuking cnuts. Our media are utter cnuts. And social media are full of complete w@nks. She should never have given in to these cnuts. Leave Kate alone. #katemiddelton.
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MI5 should be all over his arse. Actually, I’m sure they are.
Yousaf criticises the RAF strikes on rebels in Yemen which were made to protect the safety of UK citizens carrying out their work and duty. We need to get rid of Yousaf as soon as we can.
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Bill Gates is a genius. A billionaire who has given away most of his fortune to feed, sanitise and vaccinate the world. He’s a humanitarian. Elon Musk is a selfish cunt who now thinks he is President of the United States and can interfere in other democracies. Soft on Russia.
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Remember when Scotland was welcoming?. It seems we are welcoming to everyone except the English. If that isn’t racism, then what is?. I despair of what the SNP has done to this land.
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To you Nicola Sturgeon, from the people of Scotland…. Feck right off and don’t darken our door again. Return to obscurity. Salmond’s true legacy was her. A toxic, vile, divisive ned.
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For the thickos out there:. Musk is trying to undermine the democratically elected Government of the United Kingdom ffs. Regardless of who is PM or in power that is not on. Agreeing with that makes you a literal traitorous cunt. #bbcqt.
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Boris Johnson promoted Pincher to deputy chief whip knowing he was involved in sexual harassment. Nicola Sturgeon promoted Grady to chief whip knowing he was involved in sexual harassment. Media apply pressure rightly on Johnson. Why not Sturgeon?. Is Scotland corrupt?.
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Can anyone say now in all seriousness that Scotland isn’t corrupt?.
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This wins the Daftest Cnut on Twitter Award 2024.
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On Saturday night Sturgeon put out a bullshit statement to say she didn’t delete her WhatsApps. Yet today she admitted she did. She is a bullshit artist. Lie, lie and lie again.
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Who would have thought Nicola Sturgeon was a hypocrite, an authoritarian, a bit of a fake, a snake oil saleswoman and overall horrible person?. Anyone?. Anyone?
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Alexa, show me what it looks like when you get sacked from a £110k a year non-job…
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When history is written JK Rowling will be viewed on the right side of history. A champion of women’s rights. Bravo @jk_rowling.
.@wizardingnews I've done everything I can to keep my children out of the public eye. My eldest daughter doesn't owe you or anyone else details of her private life. However, for the avoidance of doubt:. 1. Contrary to your claims, we are very close and last talked an hour ago. We.
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Thoughts and prayers to Val McDermid, Ruth Wishart, Pat Kane, Eddi Reader, Gerry Hassan, Wings, Olaf, Elsa, Lesley Ridiculous, Kelly Given, Kevin McKenna, Stuart Cosgrove, Irvine Welsh, Alan Cumming, Martin Compston, Brian Cox, Brian Cox, Jeremy Vine, A. Campbell. #SNPMeltdown.
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Matt Hancock has rightly resigned. That’s what happens in a functioning democracy. Up in Scotland we have charlatans who can make mistake after mistake, crisis after crisis, fcuk up after fcuk up and yet nothing happens. Please send help.
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The People of Scotland when Sturgeon resigns. The pressure is mounting. She can’t survive this.
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BREAKING: Humza Yousaf says he is “winging it”. Scots everywhere shout: “We fucking know ya daft cnut. Resign!”
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I would vote in a heartbeat to close Holyrood. It serves no purpose. All of the areas it legislates for could be performed better by cities, counties or councils. Or even the old Regions. Devolution has paradoxically led to greater centralisation in Scotland. Time 4 change.
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Oh well one thing to come out of this is James Hamilton’s reputation is now in tatters. Over to you Salmond.
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Let’s say what it really was. It wasn’t deleting. It was destroying. Destroying evidence.
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Btw to all those banging on about what Lockerbie was called…. The actual name at the time wasn’t Air Disaster but the Lockerbie Bombing. BOMBING. That’s what it was known as by the majority. Not a disaster. But a bombing. By terrorists. Rewrite history if you want. Not me.
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Surely there has to be some action taken against Sturgeon?. She cannot get away with this or we really are a banana republic.
‘Can you guarantee to the bereaved families that you will disclose emails, WhatsApps, private emails if you’ve been using them. Whatever. That nothing will be off limits in this inquiry?’. My question to @NicolaSturgeon August 2021.
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Honestly, if you think the SNP’s outrage over the Gaza #ceasefire vote is actually about Gaza then:. 1. You are naive.2. Or a fcukwit.3. Or a useful idiot . You guys down South don’t know how vile and nasty the SNP are. We do.
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Honestly if you voted SNP in May then hold your head in shame. They are rank amateurs who do nothing but cause division and incompetence. Is there anything they’ve not fcuked up in Scotland?.
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Scotland under the SNP is heading towards civil war. Discuss.
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Sturgeon crying right on cue. Nobody is buying your bullshit. Poor me?. Fcuk right off. #CovidInquiryUK.
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Devolution needs an overhaul. If we don’t scrap Holyrood then at least:. 1. Elections back to 4 years.2. government changed back to executive.3. Downgrade from parliament to assembly.4. Cut number of MSPs to 60-80. It’s not fit for purpose and has delusions of grandeur. Enough.
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BREAKING:. Saddam Hussein has just joined the SNP.
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Nicola Sturgeon has overseen the worst Covid cases in Europe on her watch. She stupidly made controlling a virus a competition. It’s backfired. Her position is untenable. She has to go. #ResignSturgeon.
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The Strange Case of Nicola Ferguson Sturgeon:. A Thread
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Thanks to Braveheart in the mid 1990s, toxic, divisive nationalism which was the lunatic fringe slowly entered the mainstream. Discuss. We used to laugh at them regularly. Odd types with too much tartan on and obsessed with obscure customs etc. Don’t believe me? Here’s Billy.
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Isn’t it funny how quiet Sturgeon is?. For 9 years she was never off the airwaves moaning and wobbling her heid. It’s so much more peaceful and tranquil.
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I’ll say it again. Anyone with a mortgage who votes SNP and wants independence is an economic illiterate at worst and a gambler at best.
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The division, bitterness and hatred in Scotland is the fault of the SNP. Scotland was a relatively happy place before they took over and spouted their bile along with their fake news, many lies and even absurd myths. All to stoke grievance and radicalise the gullible.
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Spot the difference. #Capitol #indyref2 #Congress #CapitolBuilding #capitolhill #DCProtests #brexit #COVID20
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BREAKING:. Humza Yousaf to change the Scottish National Anthem from Flower of Scotland to the Benny Hill Theme.
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Let’s not miss the bigger picture in Natland. Humza is a buffoon. A moron. But he’s the fall guy, the scapegoat. The person who truly fcuked Scotland is Nicola Sturgeon. After we voted to end this Nat bollocks in 2014 she stirred up hate. She fanned the flames. Shame on her.
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The BBC need to have a word with Fiona Bruce. She is the presenter, not the star. We do not care what she thinks. #bbcqt.
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Why are the SNP closing down libraries in my hometown of Glasgow?. Absolutely fukkng disgraceful.
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Regular reminder this devious tube is still collecting a wage from the taxpayer.
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We haven’t forgotten about Morocco Mike. SNP are corrupt.
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Is Nicola Sturgeon the most protected politician in Britain?. Her private life is allegedly protected by super injunctions. Her position as Nat Leader is protected by Party Rules: no dissent. The Scottish “media” protect Nicola by ignoring her record & hypocrisy. Why?
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Where have all the Scottish journalists been over the last several years?
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I’m not one for flags, after all you can’t eat one, but it really is about time we Scots reclaimed the saltire from the Nats. It doesn’t belong to them. And like many older people I prefer the darker blue version. The new version is dreadful. SNP isn’t Scotland.
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Sturgeon faces a career ending controversy yet @STVNews and @BBCScotlandNews are awfully quiet on the issue. Why?.
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The implosion, disaster, comedy that is unfolding in front of us in Scotland isn’t truly a surprise to those of us who have opposed the lying, vile Nats for years. What grates was the pass given to this corrupt cabal by likes of Peston, Vine, Campbell et al. Shame on you.
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I am now coming to the conclusion that Nicola Sturgeon appears to be blind, mute and deaf when she entered Bute House. She sees nothing, hears nothing and says nothing. And we are to believe this?. Either she’s a rampant liar or an utter incompetent. #ResignSturgeon.
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@Peston Pots and kettles. She’s the most bitter, divisive politician in Britain. No personal attack too low for her. Remember her outing a private confidence by Kezia Dugdale live on TV? No, thought not. You know nothing.
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I’m a Scot and I couldn’t give a flying fcuk about Gaelic. Get kids to learn Spanish or Mandrin. Or even get them to read and write in English to a decent standard. You’d be amazed at the true literacy levels of children.
@AndrewMarr9 Honestly as a Scot I’m dumbfounded that Gaelic offends you so much.Get a grip.
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Mhairi Black. Jesus suffering Christ. A Ned, a bigot from Ralston.
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John Swinney doesn’t represent me or Scotland. He’s a toxic Nat. Britain fought in WW2. British soldiers landed in Normandy. British forces helped liberate Europe against tyranny (again). This pathetic parochial lack of respect for our country should always be called out.
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Sturgeon has had 7 years as FM and 14 in “government”. Yet everything is demonstrably poorer. She doesn’t deserve any more time. Choose wisely.
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The venom directed toward Jackie Baillie tell you all you need to know about the SNP and the toxic nationalists they are.
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Regular reminder that Sturgeon posed for pictures at Auschwitz. Yes, Auschwitz. The Nazi death camp. That Auschwitz.
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Did Sturgeon resign because she got a tip off that she would be arrested?. Something stinks. I simply do not trust anything the Nats say or do. They are horrid.
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People of England:. Don’t celebrate Nicola Sturgeon to get one over Boris Johnson. You don’t know that half of it.
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Jesus. Sturgeon really is in deep shit. I didn’t know England stopped the moving of the elderly into care homes before we did. What the fcuk was she thinking? And her response to Neil Findlay is typical of her. “I know best. How dare you question me.”. She is horrid.
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Nicola, you’re simply not up to it. You are a divisive, bitter, nasty wee person. Oh and you are utterly incompetent. Can we face another 5 years of your guff?. Nah. #ResignSturgeon.
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She divided Scotland and turned friends and families on each other. She is of the gutter.
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One good thing about this breaking news story is that the wider UK media will start digging. And they won’t hold back. Sturgeon will be bricking it. Humza could well be brought down too. Kate Forbes may well indeed be Rishi Sunak to Humza’s Liz Truss.
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Clear it up then Humza. Release all information to this unredacted including WhatsApps. No ifs or buts. Or are you telling porky pies?.
Yousaf condemns 'outrageous smear' over Scottish government's Gaza funding
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Nats, how does it feel?. Hoe does it feel that you been suckered? Lied to?. The Big Fraud, Nicola “Selfies at Auschwitz” Sturgeon has conned you all. Hold your heads in fcuking shame. Nationalism is all about making money for THEM, not you.
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Memo to English folk who think SNP et al are normal…. Ruth Davidson, a Scot, is appointed to the Scottish Rugby Union Board. Cue boycotts, homophobic slurs, calls of traitor etc. Nothing Ruth hasn’t seen before, to be fair. The Nats have fcuked us all. Scotland is a cesspool.
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Memo to English, Welsh and Irish Twitter. Opposing the SNP, Yes etc which is toxic nationalism doesn’t make a Scot a Tory, nor a Leaver, nor a Quisling. It means we want normalcy back. We want a functioning democracy. We want devolution to work within its remit. Simples.
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For all those commending Ian Blackford please know your enemy. Read what Ian Blackford and his chums did to Charles Kennedy. And there are multiple accounts not just The Spectator. He’s not your friend nor ally. He’s a toxic, vile nationalist bully.
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When the SNP fall we will hopefully see:. STV return to normal.The National axed.Fewer bots on Scottish Twitter .Grown men refusing to cosplay as Wallace or Bruce.End to Scottish Cringe.Politicians being held to account.Fewer scandals.Less corruption . A return to normality.
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Douglas Ross has just done John Swinney up like a kipper. “How can you oppose Labour’s winter fuel payment cut at Westminster yet cut it yourself in Scotland”?. Swinney floundering. Now resorting to lies about budgets. The SG budget is increasing. Presiding Officer useless.
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Can we Scots request an English police force to investigate Holyrood?.
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Hey Nicola, how come when you change your mind and do a U-turn it’s because this is an ever changing situation yet when the Government do it, it’s “shambolic”?. Sturgeon is playing politics as she always does. She is a disgrace.
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I hate to say it, but I do fear Scotland is heading down a violent path.
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I will celebrate when Blackford finally goes. Charles Kennedy was a decent man. Blackford and his cronies are not fit to lace his boots.
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The Great British Public is calling bullshit on this. #queuejumpers . Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby should hang their heads in shame.
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BREAKING: Humza Yousaf makes a state visit to Pollok. Locals at Silverburn said it was nice to meet a foreign dignitary and look forward to developing closer ties with Broughty Ferry.
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“We don’t hate the English it’s just Westminster…”. Aye right. Scottish Nationalists are pathetic. Not them all, to be fair, just the ones who indulge in horrible anglophobia and propaganda bullshit.
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I see the lawyer who dared to rebuke Chief Mammy is now facing calls to resign from the loons. When did we become such an embarrassment?. Natland is a joke. I can now say I am truly ashamed to be Scottish. We are a joke thanks to these cosplaying, incompetent fuds.
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Is this for real?. Imagine if this was said about Scotland. The Nats would be rioting. It just shows the Anyone But England bile is alive and well and the civic and joyous bollocks is just that. Scratch the surface of the Nat and you will find a parochial, Anglophobe.
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This isn’t just banter. This is full on bigotry. The National knows it’s audience. It’s not the chattering classes, the Pret A Manger West End Nats… no it’s the knuckledraggers who spout bile, burn union jacks & go goosetepping waving flags once a month. Jumped the shark.
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Alexa, show me a member of the London media elite who hasn’t got a fukkng clue as to what is going on in Scotland under Sturgeon…
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Let’s be honest. Today nae cnut wants to hear anything from Sturgeon, Salmond or any other separatist.
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This reaction to Jo Swinson losing her seat should haunt Sturgeon. She has no class. If someone did this to her she’d demand an inquiry and probably have the person jailed. Karma’s a bitch. And in the words of The Carpenters: “It’s only just begun…”
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With the disgraceful, unprofessional and unedifying behaviour of Jason Leitch coming to light it begs the question:. Was he appointed because he was a Nat?. And if so how many other bodies/associations/quangos etc have Nats appointed not on merit but because of their politics?.
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I did find it odd that one of the men who have not been paying taxes for 10 years and working illegally in the UK was interviewed and hailed as a hero by the media. Did the reporter even ask the man about his situation?. Again, it wasn’t about the 2 men. It’s about the SNP.
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Again many are missing the point of today. Do we wish to see refugees or asylum seekers removed? Of course not. But today marked the descent of Scotland into mob rule. If the Police cannot enforce the law and The Rule of Law is not enforced then we have a problem.
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The point about Humza isn’t that he was of Asian ethnicity, a Muslim or anything else. It’s that he was fcuking useless. Most people don’t care these days about where or what someone is etc. It’s how competent they are.
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Why is there no campaign for Gender Neutral toilets and changing rooms to be added to any new builds as a third category? . Surely that’s a good idea?.
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Nicola, we heard all of this from the Prime Minister. About ten minutes ago. Are you his fecking echo?. It’s all about you, isn’t it?. You are an amateur.
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So Neil Gray buys tickets for Oasis when at a meeting about dementia. He also uses taxpayers money to get chauffeured about to watch Aberdeen play. Who is kidding who?. Corrupt AF. Typical SNP. They know the muppets will defend them. Resign.
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