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I am a penis and a weed cloud rolled into a Gaymer(tm) 28, genderqueer, stinkslut, fat stinky unhygienic neet gooner, puppy, piggy MDNI
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I OINKED 🐷 FOR MY BIG SIS 💖 AND IT MADE ME SPURT 💦 IN MY PANTS WITHOUT PERMISSION 🔒 NOW SHES MAKING ME TELL YOU ALL WHAT A LOSER I AM 🥰
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@tz_toast_rider
The fact people are going to be quoting this unironically in a few months fills me with the worst kind of dread
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@hornsonhalos
"They're both flawed" isn't the question, green going "except you" after teaching someone a lesson is disgusting and if you've done this to a person you are the reason for at least one of their traumas.
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@BROserade
@TekoOtter
I love all the people defending a billion dollar corporation over something they're literally objectively incorrect about. That "one video" being 4 hours of information about the topic makes you belittling people using it as a source even more pathetic tbh
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It's all "I love stinky girls" and "where's my neet gf to sniff and watch jerk off" and then u meet me and realize what someone who hasn't showered in months smells like
I deserve like, attendants
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@BROserade
Feigning ignorance really makes you not seem disingenuous and like you're actually trying to engage with a conversation and not just looking for a gotcha, this seems like a worthwhile thing to talk about with you
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I tried to reach out to an old friend and things were actually going great and then I literally couldn't stop myself from asking if they were a gooner and they left me on read sjdjdjsjf
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Sorry i want billie eilish to come back to her porn addiction so bad
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Ppl r like "I want an evil gf" but when I say I want to physically abuse u and live off ur money suddenly evil is bad
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@HalimedeMF
hrt is not a requirement to be trans, why is 2013 truscum nonsense on my goon timeline
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@kiiroi_jacket
Lame post about more rules for gender, you could've presented this in a way that didn't belittle people who didn't know or disagree or don't want to do it but instead you just acted like mainstream gender expression is the only way to go and made everything about this suck.
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i have to not jerk off for like an hour so my mom can go to work and im sitting here like "im gonna miss out on so much porn all the other gooners are gonna have more porn knowledge than me at the halloween ball"
did i mention i am very mentally healthy and fit to be in society
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@upsidechazwick
@AdequateEmily
"I don't think this thing means this" isn't an argument to harass people and attack them like you do just after a cursory glance at ur post history. You're a pathetic hateful wretch doing whatever you can to hurt people because you're too sad in your own life to let them live.
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me jerking off to regular porn for 7 hours: this is fine and good and i can not cum
me on twitter for literally 30 minutes: nNGGHHH UJTYDHGHSTDYF HHHHHHHHHUUUU BLUUHHHHH *cum spurting noise*
what gives seattle!
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My plastic gf weighs 6 pounds... how many hip slamming plappy sessions til I'm not fat
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@3meitloml
i tried to not jerk off today and almost had a panic attack so now im milking my pp for the next... however long :3
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Me and my inner brain gf when people talk about being mentally unhealthy
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It's OK to be parasocially attached to Belle delphine right
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I literally do not know how long I've been wearing these clothes and it's been almost 2 months since my last shower. Get nastier
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"Findomme is fine because both parties consent" no actually narcissistic sociopaths taking advantage of addicts because ruining their lives makes their pp hard isn't safe and consensual kink play and I'm tired of pretending it is. Every findomme supports this by doing it.
I made this loser burn his daughters plushie and her underwear while I took everything from the savings account he set up for her. I don't care who u have to betray. I have no remorse and I will destroy every relationship u have to get wat I want hehe 😈😈 I deserve everything
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@HalimedeMF
trans people who dont receive hrt arent "not who they always were yet." they are who they are. it is absolutely nothing like a childs ability to consent in any way and has nothing to so with that, and im gonna laugh at any other weirdo who calls me a pedophile for saying that
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@clearSNR
@vanillaopinions
@discopothos
"Let the disabled pay for being disabled" isn't the gotcha you want
I'm all for walkable cities and think it would make getting groceries easier even for my social anxiety ass, but maybe rethink "the disabled can buy cars if they can't walk to the grocery store"
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actually looped this for ten minutes where am i
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@tgirlsadie
@Porta_Skunk_Mom
Respectability politics is fash bullshit and the wording of your response to "leave it for another time (except this one thing I have to address but don't talk about it after bc we aren't having this talk rn)" is pretty clear abuser talk if nothing else. You are the problem.
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Just an update, I love being a porn addicted loser. Thank u for ur time
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@kiiroi_jacket
@762x54RAWR
Wow u actually just suck ok nvm trying to reason with u, lame ass post about how other people aren't transing right. Good job girl you really did anything positive for the community and didn't insult people for not conforming like you do.
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Me when I would absolutely go out and hang out with my friends instead of gooning and jerking off 24/7 but I have! None!
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Why did this god awful website decide I want to see anything but porn. Stop showing me streamers and people being happy. Please.
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@fakeboyslut
If the dude doesn't have a detrans kink he's a dude, if he does he's a pretty girl. I don't make the rules
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God if I lived alone I woke be so unhealthily skinny
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When she sends u a cumming vid and she goes HUURRRNNGGHHHHUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHDDDDRRRRRRUUUUGGHHHHHHHH
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i got new add meds... i am fucking HORNY
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When the cute autistic trans girl is a tankie :/
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@Sil3ntSpring
@hornsonhalos
I didn't once say don't cut contact with toxic people and you putting words in my mouth doesn't make this a very good conversation and an even worse argument. The wording in this comic is very clearly intended to punish someone, which is what every person here has a problem with.
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@nerdygoonette
Woah a findomme that's just a sociopathic piece of shit exploiting addicts? I'm so shocked. This is my shocked face, I swear.
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"beating the fuck out of my dick" is just a funny little saying until u stumble across someones 75 video folder of t1nak1tten edits on tiktok.... my day is better
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@Youngcfdomme
You specifically are why findomme is disgusting. Narcissistic sociopaths don't deserve to have their desires catered to, actually, especially not when they have to exploit actual mental health issues to do it. This is not "safe and consensual kink play" because addiction is real.
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literally the only things that can hold my attention are video games and porn. even talking to people i will straight up forget to keep doing. why is finding someone who will take advantage of this and keep me as a gooner pet so hard
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Hypersexual asexual hyporomantic panromantic trans girl autist who stinks a lot (me)
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Total war warhammer 3 is great to play while gooning bc the loading and turn timers give u like ten minutes per battle to edge, do ur turn, edge, and repeat. Anyway I'm selling an ancient empire to the God of Fucking All the Time
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Bruh I was talking to someone on discord and they blocked me after setting (which is honestly so normal in my life it didn't effect me) but then he fucking reported my messages he had me send in his reddit inbox and got my reddit banned? Like? That's just rude.
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Do u ever spend 6 years thinking ur a sub and then go "hey wait a second"
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Do u ever jerk off so much that u stop being horny
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@hi_im_sweetness
Stop acting like there are hard and fast rules to communicating or u will never escape the allistic brain
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@Sil3ntSpring
@hornsonhalos
Ask yourself if dealing with that in a toxic and damaging way like saying "this is fine when most people do it except you" is remotely a way to deal with that situation
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@venusmoorez
Listen, you're rly hot and your cock is rly nice. But it's also decidedly out of the denim.
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"Twitch is no longer safe for kids"
*flashbacks to gambling streams, streams encouraging you to watch for a certain number of hours for rewards, people playing world of warcraft in general, the fact that a lot of twitch streams are just hives of racism*
Yeah those darn tittys
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Me but actually let me come live with you and be gross
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love to get on twitter and elon musk slap me with someone being transphobic instead of getting to jerk off. i cant goon now, im just bitching. why do people exist. im literally gonna private for a couple of days to stop getting dms from psychos, thank you very normal truscum
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With legitimately zero irony, respect the things that make your life go on, even the inanimate ones. I tell my computer I love and appreciate her every day
calling my almost empty moisturiser bottle a good boy as i pump the last drops out of it
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The frankincense I burn for aphrodite while I goon smells like my dad's aftershave when I was little
Anyway *jerks off*
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@xDeerSkullx
@dormancisa
@BepDelta
im sure theyre super unrelated and not the same people in different places with the same ux design
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@full_goonette
I also did this for a few months, seeing ppl go through the stages of gooning is so cute tbh
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how to not be lonely when i am literally incapable of making friends
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@Na_x8_Dende
@TallBart
This is pearl clutching nonsense, the joke is funny and that person made this ok with their responses to anyone telling them demonizing trauma isn't ok. "In bad taste" refers to stuff about people dying or actual tragedies, not someone being made fun of for being an asshole.
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proving my porn addiction by beating my dick actually raw and jerking off more anyway
hopefully it heals soon, im sure all the love im showing it is helping <3
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Thought about how I missed my wow friends so naturally I'm jerking off
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me! where are my caretakers smh
neet roommate thats messy, obnoxious, and stinky that facefucks you if you start complaining about her
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U r all gah bc I am so afraid of talking to people and forming connections uwu
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@xDeerSkullx
@dormancisa
@BepDelta
Yes because 4chan takes down reddit coomer bait games all the time
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@Ida_Clemens
Me not starting because I don't have a ride and can't remember to take medicine and would get stabbed if I walked outside remotely femme: ha ha what a funny joke about how I'm a Coward for not risking my life
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"Why don't you ever shower" it couldn't be because I'm getting accused of hiding a fucking bar of soap with zero irony
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Someone encourage me to piss myself I'm having a hard time just doing it djfjsjfjd
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@cervixpiercer
@pitoukai
This is not an argument, this is nonsense. Something being done "on purpose" implies design, something having a purpose, ie something it exists to do, does not. It just implies a thing evolved to do a certain thing. They still have a purpose, they just weren't done on purpose.
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Me tbh
Neet big sis that spends all day locked in her room gooning and makes you do everything for her
Cleaning up all the cum tissues and broken cocksleeves and doing her chores so she can keep gooning nonstop making her whole room unbearably musky of dick and sweat and cum constantly
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Sometimes I'll be watching YouTube and get an overwatch ad and have to jerk off
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Ok I didn't cum time to make miao Ying a slaaneshi whore in total war warhammer 3
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its a very "lash out at random people" kind of day apparently and i cant even jerk off bc my mom doesnt work and will kick my door down if i close it (at 27 years old teehee i wanna die) literally i need connection with another human so bad! fucking help me! lmao
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Still literally all I want out of life
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Someone got this note on their car on reddit and it's so fucking hot lmao
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bro.... my hiptoy fell on the ground... she's... so dirty... im gonna cry. the grit from my dick dirt with albolene was hard enough to deal with, i will literally never feel like i have gotten her clean enough to not feel it grating on my dick. gooning is over, sorry everybody
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goony cummers.. goonty cummders.. so many got damned goondy cumpters.....
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thats not even a joke the situation my brain concocted when i went to examine why i was getting actually upset i wasnt jerking off was just an image of me on the ground pounding my fists on the concrete as someone else walks away w the golden fleshlight
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