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gonna kill my piece of shit son for looking like this
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GOOFY'S FUN FACT OF THE DAY: No matter how many times you kill me, I will never die.
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PLEASE DON'T FUCK! If you do, I will kill you, you sick mother fucker. You bastard bitch, I hate you.
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My FUCKING IDIOT son keeps sending this to me with no context
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Did something happen in Smash? I was busy having insane penis sex.
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My name is Goofy
And I'm here to say
My dick is big
And mickey is gay
That's not bad, being gay is sick
All I'm saying is Mickey loves dick
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sorry for being gone guys i got arrested lol. apparently its illegal to break into mickey mouse's house and fuck his priceless vase
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My epic son looks fucking awesome. Goes hard!
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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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Uh Oh! Goofy Didn't Prepare a Holiday Tweet in Advance. Gay Rights! Not For Me Because I Fuck Women Like A Machine
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Oh so you like Mickey Mouse huh? You like Mickey Mouse you little bitch? Think his big stupid ears aren't stupid? Cause I got news for you buddy
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Doesn't really matter if you run away from me. Just because I won't chase you, it doesn't mean I won't catch you.
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GOOFY'S HELPFUL HINT OF THE DAY: Before you stab someone, say "Knifes to meet you", so you can say that you warned them in court when they try to wrongfully imprison you
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GOOFY'S FUN FACT OF THE DAY: Mickey Mouse may be a fucking bitch but Donald is a kiss-up, a shoe licker, and stole my fries
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GOOFY'S TRUST EXERCISE OF THE DAY: Fall into a well. If no one catches you, there is no god.
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Send Terracotta Pig To Your Crush. They Don't Like You Anyway So Why Bother Trying Anymore
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My wife left me because every time I bought her a pie I tripped and fell and it landed right on her hyucking face
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Are you guys ready for the Relatable Content? Here it is: Fuck You
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Gawrsh, this sure did blow! Snapchat me on instragram, a-hyuk
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Hey Guys
Did You Know That Um
Your Days Are Numbered
And Your Sins Are Inescapable?
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GOOFY'S SAFETY TIP OF THE DAY: If a stranger starts talking to you, kick them in the dick. If they don't have a dick then go for the ankles
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Max Sedated Me And Left Me On A Raft In The Atlantic Ocean To Die. And What's Worse... I Slept Through Christmas
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Hope everypony is having a Happy Holidays! Your souls shall be damned
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HATE YOUR FAMILY. HATE THEM NOW. HATE YOUR FAMILY. HATE THEM NOW. HATE YOUR FAMILY. HATE THEM NOW. HATE YOUR FAMILY. HATE THEM NOW. HATE YOUR FAMILY. HATE THEM NOW. HATE YOUR FAMILY. HATE THEM NOW. HATE YOUR FAMILY. HATE THEM NOW. HATE YOUR FAMILY. HATE THEM NOW.
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Mickey Mouse, If You're Reading This... I Want A Divorce
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Gawrsh, it's my favorite time of the year! I can't wait for Mickey Mouse to shove an entire turkey up his fucking ass
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HYUUUUUUUUUUUUUK....no max......you're here for life....
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Young Man
GET your Balls Of The Ground
Young Man
Clap Them So They Make A Sound
#sponsored
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Daisy,
Daisy,
give me your answer do.
Please kill
Donald
I'll wire money to you
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When you're nut sure what to do, just think about SLUT:
Slurp
Lotsa
Unusual
Titties
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Would you quit fucking snitching every single time oh my got
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Normally Today Would Have A Joke About Mickey Mouse And Chocolate Up His Assholes, But Today We're Celebrating Valentimes With A Heartwarming Lesson:
Stop Fucking
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Oh Okay Bilch If Your Gonna Play It Like That Get The Fuck Off My Page... Dont Need A F*ckin Joker Here....
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There will be no jokes today. You fools are not worthy of the horrors that await you.
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GOOFY'S TIP OF THE DAY: Don't litter! Always be sure to clean up after yourself, and never leave empty food containers, dead bodies, or other kinds of garbage where they would bother other people.
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Gawrsh, it's my favorite time of the year! I can't wait for Mickey Mouse to shove his entire mother- actually no this tweet is cancelled
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Gawrsh, it's my favorite time of the year! I can't wait for Mickey Mouse to shove all these eggs up his fucking ass
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It was a shame what the mouse did to my brother. He was always so articulate....so well spoken....his love for the cosmos was unparalleled....what a cruel joke that the mouse should make him quadrupedal...and name him....pluto...
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No One Will Believe In You. You Are Scum In The Eyes Of The World. But In The Eyes Of Goofy, You Are A Promising Servant.
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SONIC THE HEDGEHOG ATE MY CURLY FRIES!!!!!!! HYUK YOU BASATARD
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Gawrsh, the time of merriment is almost here! You all better enjoy yourselves, or face my wrath! A-hyuk
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Why Does Shadow The Hedgehog Get His Own Awesome Action Game Spinoff When All I Got Was A Son
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Gawrsh, it's my favorite time of the year! I can't wait for Mickey Mouse to shove a firework up his fucking ass
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Gawrsh, it's my favorite time of the year! I can't wait for Mickey Mouse to shove this HUGE BLUNT up his fucking ass
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I Won The Game Award FOr Biggest Fucking Cock And Dick And Balls baby!!!
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To be immortal is to release the greatest fear of all. Come and fuck me.
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Don't Give Your life for your COUNTRY, HYUUK, Give your LIFE FOR ME
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Little bit o' Disney Trivia! Mickey, Donald, and I were modeled after the Holy Trinity! The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost! Betcha can't guess which one I am... ;)
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No longer need some girldick. Need treatment for a gunshot wound
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FINALLY some recognition
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Gawrsh, it's my favorite time of the year! I can't wait for Mickey Mouse to shove the entire year of 2017 up his fucking ass
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Ah-hyuck! Happy holidays, everyone! If you're not happy, your soul is forfeit!
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I don't feel like tweeting. Someone else make the jokes today
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Never look back, so you don't see what's coming for you.
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Gawrsh, it's my favorite time of the year! I can't wait for Mickey Mouse to shove twenty pumpkins up his fucking ass
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stevens universe be like
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the gays
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Gawrsh, it's my favorite time of the year! I can't wait for Mickey Mouse to shove an entire Christmas tree up his fucking ass
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