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@goodluckkarly
karls
3 years
feel old yet?
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@goodluckkarly
karls
6 years
DONT EAT OUT IF YOU CANT AFFORD TO TIP DONT GO OUT FOR DRINKS IF YOU CANT AFFORD TO TIP DONT GET YOUR NAILS DONT IF YOU CANT AFFORD TO TIP DONT VALET YOUR CAR IF YOU CANT AFFORD TO TIP
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@goodluckkarly
karls
5 years
my mom asked me why i wanted to take photos in the rain but yesterday you couldn’t rain on my parade. 6 years, 5 apartments, 4 colleges, 3 failed science classes, 2 degrees and 1 very thankful little jelly bean. i did it 🥳
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@goodluckkarly
karls
7 months
Joann Fabrics is filing C11 bankruptcy. They SAY nothing changes, but I remember KMart, Toys R Us, etc. There are likely to be closures of some stores and very large sales. Here are my personal recommendations for maximizing your sewing haul at a good sale:
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@goodluckkarly
karls
5 years
twitter friends - near n’ far. i’m doing a summer long photo project that starts today and ends mid september. if you’d like to be a part of this, fav/text/dm me. check some of my photos below! (RT for good luck, looking for new faces)
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@goodluckkarly
karls
5 years
met our building neighbors at work today
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@goodluckkarly
karls
6 years
@angelesiegfried @hiitaylorblake i hope you or anyone you love is never in a position where their livelihood is based on a tipped income, because the disappointment associated with working your ass off to be left nothing stings. but go off sis. glad you too broke to leave a tip but can afford to run your mouth
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karls
5 years
@prodbabyprince @stasizzle1 @philorphilip thanks for lending my $5,000 to help me get back on my feet bro you’re a real one
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@goodluckkarly
karls
8 years
drake got girls born and raised in boca and jupiter swearing they're "west palm girls"
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@goodluckkarly
karls
6 years
I grew up below the poverty line and my mother only took us out to eat when she could afford to leave 18%. server’s shouldn’t have to suffer because you think you deserve something you can not fully afford. a tip is apart of the meal. end of discussion
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꩜ ꩜ ꩜ ꩜ ꩜ ꩜ ꩜ ꩜ ꩜
6 years
@karlyshoots God forbid poor people enjoy the infrequent luxury of eating out, getting their nails done, or going out for drinks. Stop poverty shaming. Some people count every last dollar, and if they yield just enough for their own leisure, they’re entitled to that.
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@goodluckkarly
karls
6 years
go find my art on the lower east side 💕
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@goodluckkarly
karls
5 years
@highimallyy “caplyn it’s ok” ruined me
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@goodluckkarly
karls
2 years
@hiitaylorblake but… does he know….. that you’re uh…
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@goodluckkarly
karls
2 years
nusi quero is a prime example of why like 99% of men who only shoot half naked women are weirdos
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@goodluckkarly
karls
6 years
josie is a brazilian princess with long jet black hair and olive skin and taylor looks like a soft porcelain european freckle queen. i’m willing to pitch in for her eye appointment
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DonnaDonDodda
6 years
Yall look like sisters.
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@goodluckkarly
karls
3 years
is this considered a @jackharlow fan cam?
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@goodluckkarly
karls
6 years
a reminder that the only way to get rid of the darkness is to add light
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@goodluckkarly
karls
6 years
without waitresses, baristas, nail technicians, janitors, mcdonald’s employees, or whatever you don’t deem “good enough jobs”, the world would stop dead in its tracks. i work hard to make ends meet as a freelance artist and i’m proud of myself so shame on you
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@goodluckkarly
karls
6 years
p.s. i quit my job to become a full time freelance photographer this week sooooo wish me luck :~)
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@goodluckkarly
karls
4 years
i have an extra room in my apartment with a queen sized bed and a pull out couch. if you get trapped in manhattan past curfew i will house you for the evening. please retweet #nycprotests #nypdscanner
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karls
6 years
tag your fucking photographers
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@goodluckkarly
karls
6 years
summer in brooklyn, july 2017
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@goodluckkarly
karls
7 years
josie and taylor are real life lesbian jim and pam and i’m fucking here for it
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@goodluckkarly
karls
7 years
do sorority girls have to sign something that says they won't post anything but annoying sorority girl pictures on instagram
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@goodluckkarly
karls
6 years
there’s nothing funnier than when Taylor responds to people using their first name like she’s their mother 😭😭😭
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eco sister
6 years
I’m talking about the Department of Motor Vehicles, Nina
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@goodluckkarly
karls
7 years
“Where you from?” “Florida.” “What part of Florida?” “West Palm Beach.” “What’s it by?” “Mar-A-Lago, Boca Raton, Lake Worth?” “Huh?” “Miami. I’m from Miami.”
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JΛKE🐧
7 years
“Where you from?” “Florida.” “What part of Florida?” “Merritt Island.” “What’s it by?” “Cocoa Beach, Cape Canaveral, NASA?” “Huh?” “Orlando, I’m from Disney.”
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@goodluckkarly
karls
6 years
y’all need to learn service etiquette. if you’re old enough to pay for your own meal you’re old enough to know the minimum tipped wage in your state. tips are the livelyhood of these servicemen and women. TIP. THEM.
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karls
5 years
@Kehlani @FKAMcButtz girl have you heard him sing? let’s sign him
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@goodluckkarly
karls
6 years
jus me n my bestie
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@goodluckkarly
karls
3 years
okay, final @jackharlow dump from the very fun eugene show this sunday
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@goodluckkarly
karls
3 years
hotboy wes, big scarr and bigwalkdog on rolling loud
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@goodluckkarly
karls
7 months
✅ Toile muslin, 100% cotton, linen, or wool fabrics ❌ Polyester or pleather unless for a specific, IMMEDIATE project. They don’t last as long in stash and are rarely worth the effort of making your own garments.
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karls
7 months
Final plea on behalf of your wallet esp if you have ADHD: If you came up with the project or decided to try the craft in store, have someone drag you away. In fact, decide your budget first, take it out in cash, and leave your card with a friend. Really.
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@goodluckkarly
karls
3 years
oh to be the thong thrown on stage and sniffed by @jackharlow
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@goodluckkarly
karls
2 years
fuck it! ass on the tl
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@goodluckkarly
karls
6 years
hi here’s a pic of me in front of some of my art last night at the gallery in brooklyn :-)
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@goodluckkarly
karls
8 years
"remember in high school when you--"
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@goodluckkarly
karls
6 years
things i don’t apologize for: -being tired n not wanting to go out -not being able to hang cuz i have work -wanting to spend the day alone -eating cheese whenever i crave cheese
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@goodluckkarly
karls
6 years
$ummer $mash ft. @THESLUMPGOD chicago, 8.19.18
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@goodluckkarly
karls
8 years
love urself. drink a beer and smack ur own ass. it's tough out there bitch
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@goodluckkarly
karls
6 years
@angelesiegfried @hiitaylorblake if you don’t have enough money to tip go home and make your food
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@goodluckkarly
karls
6 years
hey friends!! im gonna post some of my photography here and y’all can gimme some feedback or share w your friends. i’m trying my best to become completely freelance by the end of the summer :) hopefully this will help me meet some ppl! check me out 💖
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@goodluckkarly
karls
6 years
they’re playing 3 nights by @dominicfike at the apple store in soho this is so fire
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@goodluckkarly
karls
7 months
✅ Gingher scissors, Guttermann or Coats and Clarke thread, needles and feet for your machine ❌ Unbranded sewing tools; usually v low quality, you can get better at Wawak
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@goodluckkarly
karls
4 years
pay your dj pay your photographer pay your producer pay your pay videographer pay your graphic designer
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@goodluckkarly
karls
7 years
i miss twitter drama. let’s get some good ol 2013 messy shit up here. y’all know what i’m talking about
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@goodluckkarly
karls
6 years
i will never understand people who go back to their exes. like you good boo? there ain’t no one else out there?
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@goodluckkarly
karls
4 years
@Ghostly26616024 @truther_dare @thisdiegolopez this video isn’t in norway so it doesn’t matter wtf going on in norway
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@goodluckkarly
karls
6 years
havin a crush on someone u just met shud b flattering but instead ppl act wild funny abt it. like i just met u but i think ur dope and i wanna get to know u but ur gonna act wack abt it??? for what? for who? i just wannna know ur fav color
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@goodluckkarly
karls
6 years
15% is standard. 18% is expected. 20% is for exceptional service. write that down if you think you’re gonna forget
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@goodluckkarly
karls
10 years
adding dreyfoos teachers on fb was the best decision i ever made http://t.co/oquAntsN1A
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@goodluckkarly
karls
7 years
zuri still the most beautiful girl on the website tho lol
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@goodluckkarly
karls
5 years
might fuck around n do what’s best for me today
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@goodluckkarly
karls
7 years
140 characters: ur 280 characters: you’re
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@goodluckkarly
karls
7 months
✅ Elastic, interfacing, hooks and eyes, Velcro ❌ Buttons, beads, trim: you’ll buy 50 and still not have the color or size for your next thing
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karls
7 years
how many bagels is too many bagels
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@goodluckkarly
karls
7 months
✅ Cutting mats, batting, polyfill ❌ Tables, lamps, storage. Lousy quality even at deep discounts
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@goodluckkarly
karls
8 years
I just walked past joe jonas and he smiled at me like he knew I know every lyric to every camp rock song
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@goodluckkarly
karls
4 years
@miinimil @ymmatymmatt @strippedgardens @ohheyeri @halsey as the person before said please use a SPRAY BOTTLE when using solutions spray into eyes. i’m using a sterilized mrs. meyers bottle that creates a mist when sprayed as to not damage the cornea. stay safe ❤️
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karls
7 months
✅ Patterns you can remake a million ways, if you’re a standard size or know how to grade ❌ Really specific patterns or any patterns if you’re not shaped like a dress form and don’t know how to adjust them
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@goodluckkarly
karls
4 years
good morning to people who have used their privileged voice to speak out and stand up for oppressed people and fuck everyone else
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@goodluckkarly
karls
5 years
70 long days that turned into 70 difficult nights. over 100 applications, that turned in to only two responses, one that turned into a rejection and the other that turned into my dream job - that i will begin on monday morning at 9am :)
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@goodluckkarly
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11 months
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@goodluckkarly
karls
3 years
do y’all like my new bumper sticker
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@goodluckkarly
karls
7 months
✅ Tailor’s ham, sausage, or sleeve pressing board ❌ Dress forms; especially the “adjustable” ones w gaps right where you usually pin. The Joann forms are crap quality, and you can find a Wolf on EBay.
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5 years
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karls
5 years
never lost a friend worth keeping
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@goodluckkarly
karls
8 years
do u ever lay in bed when ur nose is so stuffed and think about all the times it wasn't stuffed that u took for granted
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@goodluckkarly
karls
8 years
azealia banks looked the world dead in the eye and said "i been performing bujeria on chickens in my closet"
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@goodluckkarly
karls
4 years
@chancetherapper @NinaDa_Weirdo what the hell is even the point of spreading misinformation during all of this
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@goodluckkarly
karls
5 years
new york city / april 17th, 2020
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@goodluckkarly
karls
6 years
📍lake wallenpaupack, pennsylvania
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@goodluckkarly
karls
4 years
@DJSCHEME_ no. that’s “this light”. if you wanted me to make a left at the light you’d say “make a left at this light”. if you said “make a left at the next light” i’d drive past the light and make a left at the NEXT light
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@goodluckkarly
karls
6 years
💜💖💜💖💜💖💜 @gohomemelina
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@goodluckkarly
karls
8 years
donald trump is SLUGGISH, LAZY, STUPID and UNCONCERNED
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@goodluckkarly
karls
5 years
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@goodluckkarly
karls
7 months
Overall: ✅ Good quality basics you will use for many projects ❌ Impulse buys, low quality, or things you’ll only use on one project you may or may not actually do.
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@goodluckkarly
karls
11 years
spirit week: the week every student in palm beach county wishes they went to dreyfoos
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karls
6 years
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@goodluckkarly
karls
8 years
the bartender at the bar I went to like three times a week when I was a freshman in college messaged me on FB saying "did you JUST turn 21?"
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@goodluckkarly
karls
8 years
hi💕
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karls
5 years
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@goodluckkarly
karls
8 years
WHEN URBAN CASUALLY PUTS YOUR ROOMMATE ON THEIR INSTAGRAM
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@goodluckkarly
karls
4 years
when and why did i start googling phone numbers instead of answering them
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4 years
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karls
8 years
when trump mentions palm beach florida and you want to crawl in a hole and die
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karls
4 years
@DylanAdler6 dylan :/ it’s upside down
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@goodluckkarly
karls
6 years
if anyone doesn’t have the time/resources/finances to go home for thanksgiving this year you’re always welcome to come to my wonderful mother’s home in brooklyn🧡
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8 years
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@goodluckkarly
karls
7 years
south florida don’t fuck around #561 #954 #305 strong
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@goodluckkarly
karls
6 years
*wipes away a single tear* florida...
@piperrrrrrs
Piper
6 years
I’ve found it, the promised land
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5 years
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