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my family friend nabil is trying to help his family who are still stuck in gaza. we aren’t sure if they will be able to escape, but any money they get can be used for food and other essentials. please share! he’s accepting donations through paypal:
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took my mom to detective pikachu she said she liked the “garlic pokemon”
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you’ve heard of flat earth and round earth but consider: long earth
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peppa pig is banned in china for promoting "gangster attitudes" so she became a symbol of rebellion that's why you find shirts like this
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when a male author writes a female character
buying people presents has my breasts absolutely undulating with excitement
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therapy isn't something that "works" on you, it's the work that you do yourself. of course it's not for everyone and I don't want to invalidate zero's experiences here but I think it's irresponsible to share this kind of misinformation w/thousands of impressionable young people
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actually stoked about how these fox and falco gingerbread cookies turned out
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men and men can never be “just friends” because eventually they WILL start a business or podcast together it’s simple evolutionary drive
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those 40+ members of the smash community who work for panda had no idea what was going on behind the scenes and panda using them to shield from criticism is beyond disgusting
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gamer dudes who slut shame girls who “dick ride” top players are actually just jealous that they’ll never know what their favorite players are like in bed and that’s my adderall fueled freudian analysis don’t even think about at-ing me
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if you beat me at smash during black history month it's racist sorry I don't make the rules
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if you’re interested in melee soundtrack vinyl please interact with this tweet so the person who sells them can contact you, they’re moving and have copies they’d like to get rid of!
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imagine how entitled you have to be to request that an entire tournament be moved to a different location just because you’re too pussy to walk past homeless people lol just don’t come to the tournament Oakland doesn’t want you anyway
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damn this is popping off donate to RAICES:
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made my non-gamer bf watch big house w/me and he said
@bobbyscar
and
@toph_bbq
delivered ESPN-worthy commentary :)
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I am going to keep melee alive by hosting the first ever netplay circumcised vs uncircumcised crew battle
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some dude who’s never made it out of pools: if women want respect they should try getting top 8 at a major
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lmao at that woman about to cry just because gay people exist
When
@Oprah
appeared on Ellen's coming out episode in 1997, she got more hate mail than any other time in her career
I'll never forget this moment on her show when an audience member said she shouldn't have appeared on Ellen's coming out episode
This was 22 years ago...
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the creator of this video is
@jorgelajudm
! I reposted this from the restaurant’s facebook page but he’s the editor
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pro tip: the lack of women at melee tournaments makes the women's restroom a nice private place to cry after getting bodied
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“Ultimately, it’s not really about Atrioc. He is just another man partaking in the problem. It’s about men feeling entitled to every part of a woman online, and the desire to consume so much that they are willing to rob women of their personhood.”
hi, i wrote about the atrioc stuff bc existing online as a woman makes me sad sometimes. u can read it if u want. big thanks to the men in my dms for the helpful contributions.
(link below)
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@JackStorm179
I did DMT once and ever since then I have been thinking in about 8 dimensions
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even if u don’t have covid it’s pretty awful to continue to compete in tournament UNMASKED and spread whatever it is that made you cough blood how is this allowed lmao
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I MODIFY MY AURA INTO A STICKY RUBBER-LIKE SUBSTANCE I CALL "BUNGEE GUM" IT SNAPS BACK WITH GREATER FORCE THE MORE IT'S STRETCHED I TOOK THE NAME FROM MY FAVORITE BRAND OF CHEWING GUM AS A CHILD BUNGEE GUM POSSESSES BOTH THE PROPERTIES OF RUBBER AND GUM
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gamers: *sobbing* please just play some music we can dance to
DJ: you want a Zelda remix? Huh? Mario remix? Is that what you want you game playing fucks?
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took a picture of the very unsafe area a block from the genesis venue
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this is bullshit lol big house does not "require" that players have an illegal copy of the game and slippi is also legal nintendo is just saying this because they know we don't have the money to fight them in court
Nintendo's statement on the Big House event cancelation:
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tonight someone asked me if I wanted to play connect 4 and without thinking I said “no it’s a solved game” do not ever ask me why I’m single this is the answer
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oh nice they’ve finally developed birth control for men
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on creepiness and how people hide behind “social awkwardness” to avoid being held accountable for crossing boundaries
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some of y'all have some really warped ideas about what should be kept private you out here wearing hentai tshirts but if someone is abused they should "keep it quiet so it doesn't reflect poorly on the community" lol ok
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Easy things to ask on a first date that tell you whether a man is worth deeper investment:
* How old are you
* How long have you been that old
* Views on garlic
* Ability to enter house without being invited inside first
All can easily be woven into a first date conversation.
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learning cursive should be replaced with learning sign language
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I feel like a fucking crazy person THESE ARE NORMAL PRICES TO PAY FOR CLOTHES shein has poisoned y’all’s minds thinking everything should cost $5
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women often talk to each other in private about creeps to avoid because if we go public we’re accused of lying, clout chasing, etc. so if this is your first time hearing about Pierce’s creepiness it’s not because no one mentioned it, it’s because no one mentioned it to YOU
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@Jindai
@AkilahObviously
@LindseyPelas
not sure if you’ve ever been dress coded at school but they absolutely do make you add clothing if you break the rules I was once made to wear a large cardigan to cover up my body and making kids change into their gym clothes very common as well
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if she lacks sex appeal it’s not because she’s “fully covered up” (she’s not) it’s because she’s a CORPSE
Mortal Kombat 11 Adds Jade To The Roster, Who Is Fully Covered Up And Lacking Sex Appeal |
#MK11
#MortalKombat
#BurkaBattle11
#Jade
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had a dream about a stoplight-based safeword system but instead of green yellow and red it was pogchamp pausechamp and weirdchamp why am I like this
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@DrJakespeare
they said he’s not wearing a mask because he’s having trouble breathing… which is a symptom of covid…
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I’m starting to think “high fashion” just means skinny
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the mayor of townsville has asked me to relay this message: happy halloween and STAY HOME!!
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looks like he runs like qwop
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the feminine urge to put an exclamation point at the end of all your sentences in an email so you don’t sound mean!
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just accepted an offer to work as a software engineer after nearly a year of job searching I’m finally moving to socal and getting started with my career I seriously can’t put into words how relieved and excited I am to be starting a new chapter of my life omg omg it’s happening!
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no one:
absolutely no one:
GOT fans: NOBODY GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU DONT WATCH GAME OF THRONES WINTER IS HERE BITCH TIME TO FUCK A DRAGON 🐉🐺🌨❄️
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attention men who use dating apps: I get that you think you look better with a hat on but if there aren’t any pictures of you without a hat I can’t see how your hairline looks and you’re hatfishing me and that’s not ok
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when I was suicidally depressed I actually refused to go to therapy because I thought it wouldn't work. I had gone to therapy plenty of times before but it never really "stuck." it wasn't until I actually started following through on my therapist's advice that I saw results
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thank you Rachel Greenspan for writing this article in Time so that whoever reads it sees “Ben Shapiro Drinks Horse Piss” embedded in it
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probably not too many as long as we could guarantee there’d be no women at the event
I wonder how many retweets it would take to get Ninja to come to a smash event
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@DSWBronson
“It’s ok to judge people for being gay and exercising autonomy over their own bodies but please don’t judge me for my past assaults Jesus loves you (unless you’re a gay)”
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the melee community is full of so much skill, passion, and camaraderie. the game’s code belongs to nintendo but its spirit belongs to us.
#WhatMeleeMeansToMe
#FreeMelee
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nobody complains that summit is an invitational that is by nature exclusive but try to put on an invitational for black players and all of a sudden it’s bad to be exclusive just say you hate black people and go lol
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in case anyone forgot
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infuriating how when a woman comes forward with an experience of misconduct she gets people telling her that she should have made it public earlier but also that she should have handled the situation privately through dms instead of ruining someone’s career
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there’s enough discourse about the doc that I don’t feel the need to add anything but I think there needed to be more footage of
@YungWaff
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@Doyouphilsme
talking about these momentous events in smash because they had me cracking up
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now accepting girlfriend applications please don’t apply unless you’re shiho yoshimura
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if scarlett johansson can be japanese then god can be a woman
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@slime_machine
why would you put this on my timeline what if i was suicidal what if that was my last straw
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fizzi doesn’t get paid enough to deal with people like this lol go donate to his patreon
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if you just wanna have fun with your friends and you don’t care about winning then why get upset at someone else who does care about winning idgi
A clip on 'tryhards' in games has gone viral, splitting opinions on hyper-competitive players.
Have tryhards ruined gaming?
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boys be talkin bout how “astrology isn’t real” well bitch neither are my orgasms but you don’t see me tryna burst your bubble
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the babyfighter statue at vigeland park in Oslo
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not to sound crazy but I think people deserve to live dignified lives no matter what work they do (or if they even work at all) because a person has value just for being alive whether profit can be drawn from their labor or not idk tho that’s just me
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and I didn’t wanna go here but San Francisco actually has a HUGE car break in problem, even bigger than Oakland’s, yet I see y’all suggesting SF for a venue. Is it because you associate SF with white tech bros and Oakland with black thugs? ask yourself!
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there's so many types of therapy so even if one type doesn't work you're probably not immune to all therapy. ideally, we wouldn't have to spend thousands to find the therapy/therapist that's just right for us but that's not a good enough reason to write off the practice entirely
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I really doubt kids are going trans to be cool BUT it is kinda funny to imagine a universe where the mean kids in middle school are going “nice gender loser, did your doctor pick it out for you?”
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the fear that cis men would take advantage of trans acceptance by dressing up like women and trying to kill us is so unfounded that JK Rowling literally has to invent a story about it
JK Rowling's latest book is about a murderous cis man who dresses as a woman to kill his victims
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you like my hair?
gee thanks just spent three days doing it
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if voting doesn’t matter then why did the US try to keep black people and women from doing it for so long???
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surely if you were terrified of going to hell you would already be well-versed about what could send you there???
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