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made one of the hardest decisions of my life this morning. I’m so proud of myself and ready for sobriety this year and hopefully forever. So glad I have people supporting me through this journey. Cheers to 2024 🎉
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When your best friend knows you’re stressed about being able to go to Lost Lands and surprises you and buys your ticket to Lost Lands!!!!!??? 😭💓🦕🦖I am at a loss (pun intended) for words. Thank you
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💓💓💓 I will be seeing y’all at the valley!
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The only thing helping me through this election day is the fact that I get to watch
@RyanAshleyM
slay lives tonight, yet again 💖
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@alyssa_schoener
painful seeing people calling you the red flag being serious when in reality you just have a great sense of humor that they don’t understand
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What I say: wyd
What I mean: are you available to smoke weed with me in the very near future
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i think about this lineup every single day. we were robbed.
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liking someone a lot is a disgusting gross and unfamiliar feeling and I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy
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What I say: "I want to choose what I do with my body"
What they hear: "I love abortion and want to murder babies and have unsafe sex"
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In class my professor asked us what the “title” of this chapter in our lives would be. He called on me and I said my chapter would be called “I’m sad” (as a joke) and no one laughed so now everyone thinks I’m clinically depressed which I am but that’s not the point.
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if you are actually considering voting for Kanye please unfollow me and then immediately after get a fucking therapist
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*white girl goes on mission trip in Africa and says it changed her perspective forever*
*same girl votes for Trump and calls the poor lazy*
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Ladies yall ok with ya man thinking he can tell you what you can wear when you going out?
Fellas yall ok with ya girl going out like this?
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Me: a college student, currently writing this paper while abusing adderall
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ya girl got offered a job using my degree at the pay I wanted can I get a hell ya brother
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Anti-environmentalists rn wondering why it's hot in January and still avoiding the reality that is global warming
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You’re right. It is my fault that mosquitos are biting you while you’re eating outside at the patio table you chose in Charleston during summer at 7 pm :( im sorry let me go tell the manager to kill those mosquitos that are biting you in Charleston during the summer outside
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somehow i’m maintaining my sobriety, working 3 jobs, going to school full time, working out 5 days a week, going to 4 yoga classes a week, attending meetings everyday and loving every minute of it. not questioning it. everybody clap!
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Tell us more about discrimination and your rights being threatened pls lmao
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I just have very little respect for people out here on mission trips taking pictures with impoverished black kids for Instagram clout, tryna give off the impression they're woke when they couldn't give less of a fuck
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convinced that Fetty Wap existed solely for the purpose of freshman year of college
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@iamwaledotcom
@trashwitch2287
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@allurejes
“This girls’ friends left her alone drunk at a bar” is the first sentence. Very obviously placing blame on her friends.
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27, sober, and loving life more than I ever thought was imaginable! happy bday to me! wish me happy birthday or meg the stallion will write a diss track about you
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When you're about to pet a cat and don't know if it's going to purr or bite the fuck out of you
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10 years ago I posted this on facebook thinking it was so hot I-
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Like this if you think Lady Gaga is ONE of the greatest female vocalists of this generation.
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Me: I don't give a fuck anymore if Kylie is pregnant
Me right now:
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Do I need to write "I have a scale and have been smoking weed for 6 years" on my head in order for drug dealers not to fucking try and short me????
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married people be like “yeah it’s not always easy. It’s actually really hard. I actually hate myself most of the time and I hate my husband and I haven’t been happy in years and I contemplate divorce every day and my mental health is suffering so badly. But we make it work 💓”
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Makes u high tho
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POV: your neighbors leave their cat in the pouring rain so you steal him and have a sleepover
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Me in English today when this guy tried to say anybody can be successful in America if they work hard
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@LanaGallery
best song on the album. this album is truly some of her best work. didn’t get the credit it deserved because she wanted to play picsart
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relatives on Facebook reply some nazi ass shit to your posts then be like “with that being said, love you honey hope all is well 🥰”
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Hate when girls act like they'll be the coolest, chillest, most laid back girlfriend ever once they get a man because YOU WILL BE CRAZY
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one time I went on a date with a dude and I ordered a spicy margarita and a steak bowl and he ordered a single ground beef taco off the kids’ menu and a sprite. I think about this a lot.
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Playing this new game called “How many Clemson bars can I get kicked out of before I graduate?”
I’m at 2.
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Told everybody last night it was my bday and then I don't remember much after that
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I’ll never forget the day Danny McBride came into my job and said he had a 7:00 reservation and I looked him dead in the face and said “last name?”
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I saved my sociology essay as "stupid soc essay" and uploaded it to my teacher on accident without changing it I truly hate myself
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DON'T COMPARE YOUR RELATIONSHIP TO OTHER PEOPLE'S OH MY GOD!!! Different strokes for different folks gah damn
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remember the sun baby from Teletubbies? this is him now. feel old yet?
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I honestly dgaf who is posting an instagram picture for the first time in a while!!!
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Can't wait for the day my kid tries to get smart and I square up and say "cash me outside howbowdah" and they don't know what's going on
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3 weeks sober from blow today. not the biggest milestone but every day counts ❤️
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I go pspspsps
Weed smokers... if someone holding the blunt too long, how do you ask for it back?
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