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@gohmbino
alyssa
5 months
@muglare his respectable schpeel about not wanting to be too much for the oscars bc he wanted to respect time and place & then stepping OUTTT at the met gala is SO PEAK. esp bc he mentioned he's going through a hard time, but he still eats down. man is a legend @modsiwW
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@gohmbino
alyssa
11 months
tom holland's coming to my work event next tuesday and i got so excited not because i'll see him but because that means zendaya might come
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
@ihavenotiddies the volume is astronomical
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@gohmbino
alyssa
10 months
@grovymango I HAVE NO ORIGINAL THOUGHTS
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
i'm in a bad place rn 💔💔 not mentally i just live in orange county
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@gohmbino
alyssa
2 years
idk why people think tattoos are unprofessional like i see someone who has a decent amount of money and shows up to appointments on time
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
@julishaze perioddttt how do i send this to him w out sending this to him
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
i forgot that students in the quarter system are STILL IN SCHOOL RIGHT NOW... respect for ya'll for literally going into FINALS week while unable to focus bc of all the shit going on in the world
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
I GOT AN INTERNSHIP FOR THE FALL HOLY FUCK
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@gohmbino
alyssa
5 months
@GlomojiR6 @zekkenVAL ur daddy issues are showing brandon!
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
how can you be both a woman AND a poc and still be a trump supporter...... girl he doesnt give a shit about u or ur rights 💀🤡
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@gohmbino
alyssa
3 years
@MissGinaDarling I KNOW @ROSSBUTLER 'S HAIR WHEN I SEE IT
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@gohmbino
alyssa
6 months
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@gohmbino
alyssa
3 years
just signed with a LA/NYC modeling agency & i'm going to an oscars afterparty tonight...... like.........,,,
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
does anyone feel like when they turn off their camera on zoom it's not really turned off
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
guys be like "i know a spot" & then take u to the back of target in amerige heights
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JAMYSON
4 years
guys be like “ i know a spot” & then take u to seaside
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
so faded that when i went to mcdonalds intending to order a 6 piece chicken mcnugget meal i just asked the guy for a "meal" thinking he'd know exactly what i meant ....... A MEAL
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
nah its not just the "asian boys" or "oc boys" who say the n word. it's all the girls too who are too scared to call them out on it bc they want these guys to like them
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
my sitcom class is so cool i'm literally on a zoom call with the writers of new girl & devil wears prada
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
now yall understand why i put "socal" instead of "oc" in my bios??? lmfao fuck this place
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@gohmbino
alyssa
11 months
love u too tom
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
just signed up for my first therapy appointment 🥺
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
i know this is rlly small and i'm still not great at it and nobody gives a shit BUT i've been working rlly hard to answer texts & messages faster again!! its so dumb but it takes a lot of energy so i'm really proud of myself 🥺
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
some of ya'll have the audacity to be at a motherfucking kickback rn??? not only is the virus still obviously present, but there's people out there risking their lives rn to protest and you're getting drunk w friends?? get your head out of your ass. you look STUPID @@@
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 months
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
GUESS WHO GOT A MF INTERNSHIP !!!!!!!!
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@gohmbino
alyssa
2 years
I'M EMPLOYED BITCHES
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
january 6 2021, US capitol:
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
not my professor literally saying "no matter how depressed and anxious we are, and either way the election goes, we are going to work past it and your assignments are still due!"
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
surprise surprise!! 'godspeed' is out now on all streaming platforms (link in bio) <3 ty frank ocean/james blake for this masterpiece. more stuff coming soon (it’s gonna be a big year ya’ll) & let's make 2021 our bitch ;)
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
why did i go through his following 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
why does the phrase 'you're welcome' not sit right w me...... i'm such a 'no problem' & 'of course' type of bitch
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
I JUST FOUND OUT SOME CRUCIAL INFORMATION & ALL IMMA SAY IS: SOMEONE'S LIFE IS ABOUT TO BE RUINED 🤪😈
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@gohmbino
alyssa
2 years
A BITCH IS FINALLY EMPLOYED HOLY FUCK IT'S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME
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@gohmbino
alyssa
2 years
JUST QUIT MY JOB WITH MY ABUSIVE MISOGYNISTIC RACIST HOMOPHOBIC BOSS CAN WE GET A FUCK YEAH
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
it was so beautiful to see how much HAPPIER people were today. strangers were giving out roses, everyone was glowing and smiling, and it was so powerful to see mass groups of people finally CELEBRATING rather than PROTESTING something for once
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@gohmbino
alyssa
3 years
if you need me i will be high all day tomorrow
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
why did i EVER care what these guys thought of me............ it's unbelievable how easy it is to be trapped in the vicious oc bubble dude
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
lately ive been feeling like that spongebob episode where he has to write an essay but he keeps procrastinating and spends hours drawing that extremely fancy "The"
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
snapchat memories are such a bitch
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@gohmbino
alyssa
6 years
OH MY GOD YOU PARTY NO WAY BRO DUDE THATS SO COOL WOW U DONT USE CHASERS NO WAY WOW U CAN SHOTGUN A BEER QUICKLY HOLY SHIT ARE THOSE RED SOLO CUPS IN YOUR SNAPCHAT STORY WOW
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
damn covid must be over since everyone's hanging out with their friends lol
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
just talked to my friend about how i wish i could marry @jordanfisher but i realized my name would literally be alyssa goh fisher. GOH FISHER. GOH FISH. BYE
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@gohmbino
alyssa
3 years
JUST HAD AN INTERVIEW AND THEY OFFERED ME THE JOB ON THE SPOT. PERIOD
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
if u ever see me in the amerige heights target without makeup on............ no u did not
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
do u ever open up and rant about something and IMMEDIATELY feel embarrassed and regret all of it lol
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@gohmbino
alyssa
3 years
autumn: i'm certified in CPR sue: i'm a cerified EMT me: i'm a certified..... freak
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@gohmbino
alyssa
2 years
when u notice ur being 100% urself, look around!! who are u with!! remember these people!! stick with these people!!
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@gohmbino
alyssa
3 years
i love how excited everyone gets over their spotify wrapped. my favorite part of the year. so cute
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
so fucking devastating that at this point the second i see a celebrity posted on someone's story my heart falls and i immediately know what it means
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
you know ur sleeping schedule used to be fucked when you're overjoyed to finally start getting tired around midnight
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
couldn't sleep until 7 AM last night bc of insomnia/anxiety so i worked on my linkedin and terraformed my animal crossing island.... she said PRODUCTIVITY
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
my professor just prefaced our class today with "to be transparent, im on 4 hours of sleep from checking results and extremely hungover"
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@gohmbino
alyssa
3 years
my best friend just went on a date with an olympic medalist & i'm meeting up with a popular tv-show actor.............. if this isn't thriving idk what is
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@gohmbino
alyssa
3 years
just saw someone refer to a mental breakdown as a "menty b" and i kinda like it ngl
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@gohmbino
alyssa
3 years
seeing dressed up freshmen go to parties makes me feel so old. like these days i wanna be showered and in bed by a nice solid 10:30 pm
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@gohmbino
alyssa
3 years
I JUST GOT INVITED TO AN OSCARS PARTY HOLY FUCK
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@gohmbino
alyssa
2 years
i'm realizing "dream job" is such an insane concept because why do we as a society even dream of labor
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@gohmbino
alyssa
5 months
@badestoutfit hands down my fav outfit from tonight
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
bro the amount of tweets in my drafts about hating orange county lmfaooooo....... get me out
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@gohmbino
alyssa
3 years
i'm literally an aspiring screenwriter working as a part-time barista. dear god
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
just remembered that people can perceive me. cringing
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
are you even asian if you don't keep a stash of plastic bags under your sink
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
so ur tellin me that in a couple months im gonna get seasonal depression ??? on top of THIS depression ??? scuse me ?????
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH HOURS IN A DAY
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
u ever see a guy on tinder and just KNOW he would call you a racial slur
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
CAN WE GET A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR MY BEST FRIEND WHO JUST ROASTED THE FUCK OUT OF HER EX TO HIS FACE
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
or when you're leaving the parking lot and blasting the music of the artist you just watched while singing with random strangers 🥺 that shit hits different
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
why is everyone on my snap going out with no masks to restaurants, hangouts, & parties.... something isnt adding up here
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
DONT TRY ME BITCH
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@gohmbino
alyssa
3 years
i'm sorry but it's so funny when people who peaked at your high school start hitting on you
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@gohmbino
alyssa
6 years
god will you just shut the fuck up already
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
6 years
I applaud and congratulate the U.S. Senate for confirming our GREAT NOMINEE, Judge Brett Kavanaugh, to the United States Supreme Court. Later today, I will sign his Commission of Appointment, and he will be officially sworn in. Very exciting!
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@gohmbino
alyssa
2 years
i just learned that parental trauma can cause a constant state of "feeling like you're in trouble" in all situations, even when you haven't done anything wrong, and now i feel like my whole life with anxiety has been debunked
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
if only i could parallel park.... it'd be over for u hoes
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@gohmbino
alyssa
3 years
just worked out, showered, cleaned my room, self-care pampered, made hot chocolate, journaled, and sanitize-wiped all my electronics. try me
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
isn't it heartbreaking that you can go YEARS without remembering & actually recognizing that what someone did was violating? at the time i didn't think anything of it but now im like ?? what the fuck??? that was not okay????
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
"KINTSUGI" DROPS ON FRIDAY SO KEEP UR EYES AND EARS AND NOSE PEELED 🏺🏺🏺 @brentdondalski
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
the only lie that came from zuko's redemption arc was that men can change
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@gohmbino
alyssa
3 years
my future husband better propose to me by saying "can i be your husband" not "will you be my wife"
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
old men judging beauty pageants just don't sit right with me
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
tell me why my professor just started off his email to us with "hey you"
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@gohmbino
alyssa
3 years
currently sitting in a cute little los angeles coffee shop in my cute little fit with my cute little iced chai latte working on my cute little screenplay
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@gohmbino
alyssa
5 months
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@gohmbino
alyssa
3 years
um?? why is no one wearing masks anymore??? i dont even mean keeping it on their wrists or something - i mean PURPOSEFULLY NOT HAVING ONE ON THEM WHEN THEY GO OUT??????
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
some toilets are too tall and don't give me the right bowel position
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@gohmbino
alyssa
3 years
the car in front of me just paid for my starbucks. wish i could give them some sloppy toppy
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@gohmbino
alyssa
2 years
I'M OFF THE STREETS BITCHES
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@gohmbino
alyssa
5 years
darth vader be like, "luke, who's your daddy"
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
my to-do list post quarantine is: tattoo, piercing, tattoo, dye hair, tattoo, piercing, repeat
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
im so drunk i tried to heat up pizza in the fridge
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@gohmbino
alyssa
3 years
if one more guy tells me their favorite movie is interstellar, pulp fiction, inception, the godfather, or the dark knight series, i'm throwing myself off a cliff
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
sometimes i put on a good comfy pair of sweatpants and im like wow. this is a good comfy pair of sweatpants
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
just watched Contagion and ur tellin me this is a fictional movie... and NOT a documentary ???
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
if you're feeling dumb today, just know that i was trying to reference "metamorphosis" and instead i said "photosynthesis" and "chrysanthemum" ....
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
just cleansed my private story viewers and its craaaaazy how many ppl i don't trust anymore
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@gohmbino
alyssa
3 years
WELCOME ME BACK TO THE STREETSSS GALLSSSSS
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@gohmbino
alyssa
4 years
how could they release another season of 13 reasons why (which shouldn't even be airing in the first place) during this time......... the disrespect is astronomical
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@gohmbino
alyssa
3 years
I'M TOO HOT FOR MEN TO TREAT ME LIKE THIS
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@gohmbino
alyssa
3 years
ok but hear me out: an escape room as the first date
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@gohmbino
alyssa
3 years
someone i went to hs with just got engaged and i can't even get a text back
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