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Kate Shapiro

@godkatesusall

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novelist, writer, etc.

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Kate Shapiro
11 months
KILL THE RICH is out now. Buy it online or have your local bookstore order it and then leave a positive review on Amazon and Goodreads Good tidings will follow those who do.
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
@antoniogm at a literary conference i told these lit elites i lived in miami and they said “im so sorry” like i lived in a evil proud boy war zone and its like dude you teach at a college in rural iowa.
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Kate Shapiro
10 months
@twtrp8d @Eve6 lol america is NOT following the geneva convention either.
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10 months
@uphidian @ByYourLogic is this not what everyone does the first two weeks of a war before they get bored and move on to something else? flag in the bio!
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Kate Shapiro
10 months
@Eve6 not excusing this but white phosphorus and cluster munitions are used in every modern war. the geneva convention is just completely ignored worldwide. arms control is a joke on all sides.
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Kate Shapiro
2 years
@StephenMoore @RyanAFournier i mean texas also has a completely broken power grid
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
guy next to me on plane texted his wife asking her for a DIVORCE then spent entire flight staring at his iPad waiting for a response
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Kate Shapiro
2 years
nightmare blunt rotation
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
@jaderaer i think it’s pretty normal for people in incredibly stressful and emotional situations to laugh at inappropriate times
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Kate Shapiro
10 months
finished this book. ben is right, michael lewis was duped. i feel this type of boomer always vehemently excuses the acts of "quantitative" young white guys who could be their son in an alternate timeline-- all while the rest of us know it's just fraud.
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10 months
Michael Lewis thinks SBF is innocent, I thought SBF was full of it ⁦ @Slate
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Kate Shapiro
2 years
It’s been a wild ride with KILL THE RICH. So proud of this book and happy me and @jackallisonLOL ’s novel found a home at @CLASHBooks . Shoutout to the 1% and @elonmusk for making this possible. Don’t know what we’d do without yall’s hustle and inspo.
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CLASH Books
2 years
Awhile back @jackallisonLOL said he wrote a book with @godkatesusall called KILL THE RICH & @feraljokes recommended us. They sentence a the book and we loved it and now it’s coming out in Fall of 2023! This book is so damn funny and good!
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Kate Shapiro
2 years
here is a picture of the KILL THE RICH book announcement pasted on top of pictures of me on a 60 foot yacht.
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Kate Shapiro
11 months
currently sobbing in my fave nyc bookstore @greenlightbklyn seeing me and @jackallisonLOL ’s novel on display 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Kate Shapiro
10 months
i’m trying to read the elon book, mostly for the lols, but keep opening, reading this first line, and having to close it again.
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
@RWApodcast not capitalizing Russia very lol flex
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
🚨🚨🚨
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Kate Shapiro
2 years
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Nana Sajaia
2 years
Sean Penn brings his Oscar statuette to President Zelenskyy saying: “I’ll feel much better knowing there is piece of me here”. “Until we win,” - Zelenskyy responds.
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Kate Shapiro
2 years
i had to go all the way to argentina to find a bookstore with a genre section that my novel fits in
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Kate Shapiro
8 months
i would like to see just one na’vi smoking a cigarette
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
@WarMonitors gotta love when germany builds up its military ! always leads to great outcomes.
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
@tvdeets ariana tanking the show
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
surreal reading a book review for this!!!! i need it framed for my house omfg. thank you @vithelibrarian for reading and writing about our crazy book!!!
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1 year
Woof...I have no idea where to start with this one, so I will start by profusely thanking @CLASHBooks for sending me an ARC of this wildly fun and subversive debut by @jackallisonLOL and @godkatesusall . Kill The Rich is in no way a simple book to explain, but I'll try: (1/12)
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Kate Shapiro
2 years
Storming capitols becoming a trend is 1.) so funny and 2.) something @jackallisonLOL and I predicted in our novel, KILL THE RICH
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Kate Shapiro
10 months
six year nephew with the greatest kill the rich review yet
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
Me and @jackallisonLOL 's book KILL THE RICH comes out NEXT MONTH (9/12). Do you have a podcast? Put us on it. Do you want to review it? Let us know!
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Kate Shapiro
11 months
favorite amazon review so far. kill the rich should be in every hotel room. cc: @jackallisonLOL @CLASHBooks @MarriottBonvoy
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Kate Shapiro
11 months
the greatest celebrity death match of all time.
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Jack Allison
11 months
KILL THE RICH is creeping up on the audiobook of ATLAS SHRUGGED on the "Political Fiction" list. Help us defeat Ayn Rand once and for all and buy your copy of KILL THE RICH today!
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Kate Shapiro
11 months
@TheChiefNerd @joerogan literally we all know
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
looking hot and outraged
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CLASH Books
1 year
. @godkatesusall and @jackallisonLOL killing it reading KILL THE RICH!
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Kate Shapiro
9 months
just wrapped the kill the rich audiobook featuring myself, @jackallisonLOL , @alana_johnston , and @RobsRobertRobs , coming soon to a... place where you purchase and listen to audiobooks near you? your phone maybe? i will mail you a CD.
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Kate Shapiro
11 months
once i did shrooms and my big takeaway was to stop ranking things and now i don’t even know what my favorite movies are.
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Kate Shapiro
11 months
celebrity death match
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Kate Shapiro
11 months
@EricSpracklen thats a fantastic outfit she has. hunter is so cool.
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
I am reading at this with @jackallisonLOL ! It is the FIRST reading in history of Kill the Rich, out September from @CLASHBooks . Everybody in Seattle (Frasier Crane, I’m looking at you) and at @awpwriter should come to this historic event.
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1 year
We're in the #AWP23 official offsite guide. Is the Paris Review even real? Come find out!
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
here is a picture edited to make me look like a serious author
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Kate Shapiro
11 months
@antoniogm i mean… the playa is pretty out there. closest city has like 200 people who hate burning man living in it. reno is three hours away. not on an interstate or anything.
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
not on lsd!
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Kate Shapiro
11 months
here is a photo of my mom buying Kill The Rich at @interabangbooks in dallas!!!!!
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Kate Shapiro
2 years
does anybody want me, kate shapiro, to write a poem or short story? here is one i wrote about pete davidson:
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Kate Shapiro
11 months
@jackallisonLOL buy Kill The Rich this Labor Day weekend brought to you by OceanGate
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Kate Shapiro
2 years
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Kate Shapiro
8 months
white girl in front of a wall constructed for pictures of white girls
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Kate Shapiro
11 months
@goodreads give them to a friend ❤️
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
@svdate @BillyCorben serious question- does anybody know about any other war besides WW2?
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Kate Shapiro
2 years
the wire season 2: the way of water
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Kate Shapiro
2 years
watching this show called the wire for the first time feel like its for boys and is gonna suck
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
the only technological innovation in the last 5 years is mechanisms to pay more fees
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Kate Shapiro
9 months
I am coming to @MiamiBookFair tomorrow to both sign KILL THE RICH at the @CLASHBooks booth then convert to Jehovah’s Witness. See you there!
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CLASH Books
9 months
Well, this is gonna be a interesting weekend
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Kate Shapiro
11 months
@PodDamnAmerica @jackallisonLOL @CLASHBooks i remember plugging that if any listener in miami has a boat and wants to take me on it pls dm me then literally an hour later someone called me to go out on their boat. nobody dm-d me (yet) but this podcast is magic.
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Kate Shapiro
8 months
alex garland delivers the “i took a kolonopin and opened four wikipedia articles about january 6” experience of dystopian america while KILL THE RICH by @jackallisonLOL and I delivers the “life changing shrooms trip” experience. order the book instead:
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A24
8 months
In this land, anything is possible. Welcome to Alex Garland's CIVIL WAR. In theaters and @IMAX April 26.
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Kate Shapiro
8 months
cried during godzilla
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Kate Shapiro
2 years
the clouds were moving very fast
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Kate Shapiro
2 years
i sadly had to change my twitter account back to my real name and picture which means i can no longer talk about what *really* matters (whaling, HIMARS, ezra miller) anymore.
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
@THR brittany murphy being dead wouldn't be that hilarious
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Kate Shapiro
2 years
enjoying how the beer fridge at the local pharmacy is honoring martin luther king jr.
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
THIS WEEK: get ready for the fanfiction event of the century #PumpRules #Scandoval
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Kate Shapiro
2 years
BLM in the bio for banging local milfs
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Kate Shapiro
2 years
have you ever thought that perhaps large gray crabs may be watching you and planning something
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
he also asked if she would carefully pack his things
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Kate Shapiro
10 months
this amazing #PumpRules podcast i guested on is now available for ALL. Enjoyed talking to @RobsRobertRobs about the thrill of cheating in Miami, the danger of placing your genitals on a mangrove (eels! crabs! stingrays!) and this gang of shirtless cocaine cowboys.
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Robs
11 months
Wow, @godkatesusall and I get to the bottom of why Miami is so important to the #PumpRules world! Then we talk about her new book with @jackallisonLOL “Kill The Rich” Listen:
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Kate Shapiro
11 months
im not saying the novel kill the rich is prophetic (not at all, just a great novel i wrote!) but this woman wants to become a U.S senator.
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Kim Kardashian
11 months
We are sharing our recent Op-Ed again for background information. Sadly, the potential for genocide of Armenians Artsakh/Nagorno-Karabakh is worse now because of full-scale attacks by Azerbaijan on the civilian population after months of blockade & starvation. We appeal to the US
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Kate Shapiro
2 years
hello new followers. look at this lizard i saw at the hotel pool. tell him he is a good boy.
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
feeling insane that botox was originally developed as a biological weapon and is now something people inject in their faces to look hot but i guess chlorine was a biological weapon that people now clean their swimming pools with
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Kate Shapiro
11 months
some people who preorder a signed copy of Kill The Rich will get a special message (that isn’t financial advice or market manipulation) from me ❤️❤️ link ⬇️
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Kate Shapiro
9 months
@KyleKulinski this is just a really bad, mumbly plagiarism of a lenin quote
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Kate Shapiro
11 months
the atlantic should kill itself
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Kate Shapiro
2 years
it may surprise you to know that the adderall shortage is due to russia's war of aggression in ukraine. those brave ukranian soldiers need it more than you.
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
Cat
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
i wish the real world was like video games and people just left chests full of money everywhere
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Kate Shapiro
2 years
i am tweeting my year in book reviews again because my last tweet did not get enough engagement likely because i am silenced by the government for telling the truth about wuthering heights. please say congratulations in the comments to TRICK elon!
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Kate Shapiro
2 years
here is an author photo taken of me by my aunt when i was really drunk
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Kate Shapiro
8 months
Obamas copying @jackallisonLOL and I with their dystopian america Netflix movie. Just like Alex Garland. Shameful. Considering legal action. Buy the original:
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Variety
8 months
Michelle Obama Hits CAA for Meetings After Impressive 'Leave the World Behind' Netflix Debut
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Kate Shapiro
2 years
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
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Kate Shapiro
2 years
@CLASHBooks @jackallisonLOL ahem I was the one who told @jackallisonLOL to tweet about our book.
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Kate Shapiro
10 months
thinking about how when i saw the movie jack as a kid i ran out sobbing because i thought that by watching the movie i would transform into middle aged robin williams
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Kate Shapiro
10 months
i don’t know what people mean when they talk about “silencing” people because it seems like nobody shuts the fuck up, ever.
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
Kill the Rich cracked the top 1000 in “dark humor.”
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
forgot i was doing nice profesh photos yesterday so i had no makeup, my hair was insane, and wore my @CLASHBooks shirt
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Kate Shapiro
2 years
@CLASHBooks @jackallisonLOL i got jack a pair of avatar disney ears im dropping in the mail today that should be his author photo
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
tfw your novel predicts the future
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
@TBQuarterly @wombatarama and MFA programs hate writers
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Kate Shapiro
8 months
ChatGPT wrote this important message: 🎁 Immerse in KILL THE RICH by @jackallisonLOL and Kate Shapiro – a holiday thrill ride! 🔍✨ 🎄📖🕵️‍♂️ Perfect for twist-loving readers. 🔄🔒Unravel mysteries, feel the excitement, and get lost in festive magic! 🌟🎅 Escape into the intruige!
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Kate Shapiro
2 years
@Kovach17 @CLASHBooks @jackallisonLOL I am going to convince Jack that we need to go on a Royal Caribbean cruise (that I will write off on my taxes) to sign all these books together lol
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
do i look appropriately serious?
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Kate Shapiro
8 months
you can tell just by looking at someone if they stand to wipe after they poop or if they sit
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
Me and @jackallisonLOL ’s book has a @goodreads page if you want to rate it, or say you want to read it, but only open the link if you want to rate it highly and say you want to read it.
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Kate Shapiro
7 months
Happy J6! @jackallisonLOL and I totally roast it in our novel, KILL THE RICH, a perfect gift for the hellish election season we are embarking on.
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Kate Shapiro
10 months
great company tbh
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10 months
feeling indie lit rich, hope no one kills me @jackallisonLOL @godkatesusall @grahamjirvin
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
@TheStudyofWar @nytimes theyve been saying this offensive is about to begin for six months
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
LA ppl, go to the LA Times Book fest and check out me and @jackallisonLOL ’s book and buy like 20 other awesome @CLASHBooks titles then go home and take a shot.
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1 year
Out here at the @latimesfob supporting a few CLASHmates and repping @atomicbooks with the best bookstore shirt in the game! Stop by the @CLASHBooks table! Cc: @Nina_Schuyler @eugenio_volpe @jackallisonLOL @godkatesusall #LATimesFestivalOfBooks #indieauthors #writerscommunity
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
ah a blue check. get ready for some novel promotion and misinformation about the war in ukraine.
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Kate Shapiro
2 years
i need some friends
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
is LSD appropriate for preseason football with the fam?
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Kate Shapiro
1 year
after five days in cold rainy seattle went out into the south florida sun and felt the presence of god.
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Kate Shapiro
2 years
hollywood- i got a message for you. i can barely see or hear any new art being made. not everyone has 5K surround sound god damn
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