Bilbo Baggins lookin ass (endearing)

he’s gonna get dumped by the entire league twice isn’t he

@robbgeron @zombiepux Just send me the coordinates

Imagine becoming knowledgeable enough about something that you can appreciate the parts of it for more than just how they serve the whole

@AWB5521 @SmashenAsh87 Already wayyyyyyy ahead of you on the booze but yes you can officially kick it

@AWB5521 @SmashenAsh87 Make it vodka and we can work something out

@frentfrederic Like ya know what we could’ve used just a little of tonight? ɹǝpuǝןq ǝɥʇ

@SmashenAsh87 The rest of my night bout to be sponsored by Ben and Jerry’s & Nestle Tollhouse

@AWB5521 @SmashenAsh87 What are you making

hockey was a mistake and to be clear I mean the invention of it, bc just regretting my involvement isn’t enough rn

@SmashenAsh87 Bless you

@robbgeron two games in a row too

@SmashenAsh87 although the real question is HOW do you make your banana pudding?🧐 Like are we talking stovetop vanilla pudding, sweetened condensed milk, cool whip, banana slices and nilla wafers? Or instant banana-flavored pudding….

@SmashenAsh87 Oh I LOOOOVE banana bread😍

…maybe I’ll just—

…maybe I’ll just stick them in the oven early

ZADOROV BOMB OMFG