if it’s an upper body injury, it’s a broken heart. if it’s a lower body injury, dick fell off. hope this helps!

18-24 year olds do not remember what it was like under trump 1.0. they were young teenagers and didn’t internalize the chaos and unpopularity of the first term, and have no context for a gop not openly dominated by fascism or a democrat party that isn’t functionally useless.

RT @ArtButSports: This account has long been a champion of Women’s Sports, which is why I’m extremely excited to collaborate with @Nike on…

RT @ArtButSports: Sabrina Ionescu | Judith and Her Maidservant, by Artemisia Gentileschi, 1645-50

every time a man disrespects the liberty and gotham fc another year is added to the men's sports championship drought

RT @kailynschofield: tell the men to do better then idk

@alyssalerae

@alyssalerae i need fit checks live from montreal please and thank yew

i don’t think there’s been a better copy than “liberty has a nice ring to it”

@thedeparted_rat exactly. like why do you have that tone.

decided i could celebrate for one more day and put on a green dress. however i accidentally spilled laundry detergent all down the front so now i am back in blue and back to being a hater

this was amazing. made it a day ahead so it sat and got almost puddingy. also: gluten free!

RT @virtueswift: i would never do this to you my queen, i would simply catch the ball

it’s not like she’s being deprived of space. she she is allowed to sleep anywhere in my double bed except for there

@molfully interception by the defense that leads to a touchdown

RT @avenirineva: severance is like [45-50 minutes of life-altering television that leave you wanting to walk into the ocean or perhaps perf…

underrated part of this is he doesn’t actually call him a pedophile in the performance which is a funny way to get around being sued and/or censored

jd vance next please