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oh no!! a rainbow flag and pronouns in bio!! can’t believe all my arguments are invalid now (if you have rocks for brains)

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@goalferal
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🌿 Thread of (almost) every cross stitch I’ve ever done 🌿
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I’m glad Toronto failing at hockey in front of the sold out home crowd knows no gender
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No politics on the ice for warmups but we’ll cram the boot of a genocidal nation down our throat from how hard we lick it
@PR_NHL
NHL Public Relations
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The @NHL has released the following statement.
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@goalferal
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Ron Hextall, I’m in your walls
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@Jotterstan
Gengarlos
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someone do one for hockey
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@goalferal
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Anyways! Since men want to be sexist when their team sucks, casual reminder that Gwyneth Philips NCAA save percentage is higher than any man’s
@GoNUwhockey
Northeastern Women’s Hockey
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The highest career save percentage in NCAA history belongs to Gwyneth Philips.
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@goalferal
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This is how we all tweet about Quinn Hughes
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Gonna start the rumor that the NHL Board of directors and Gary Bettman are pro-cancer and anti-military so we all unite against the common enemy
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@goalferal
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Mormons are gonna see the Bruins goalie hug for the first time and that numbers gonna drop to 3,000
@RyanQualtrics
Ryan Smith
4 months
Wow! Over 6,000 season tickets deposits in first 2 hours👀. Utah is amazing!
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@goalferal
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Somebody forgot to tell NHL players not to kiss the homies under the mistletoe this year 😔
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About to tweet “USA! USA!” Then I remembered what happened last time I did that when we won world juniors (January 6th)
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@goalferal
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I think the Lady Byng should go to female hockey fans for putting up with this bullshit
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@goalferal
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2 years
If we lose Geno, I don’t know who will have a bigger freak out: me or Sidney Crosby
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@goalferal
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I am laughing so hard I’m in TEARS why does he look like that??? Who scared him?????
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@goalferal
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My theory is it’s solely bc the Tkachuks’ have a sister
@madsruns
maddie rundlett
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how come the hughes bowl is like a wholesome family event meanwhile every tkachuk bowl is like a cain and abel reenactment
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The Refs when Tanner Pearson beats the shit out of Brendan Leipsic
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@goalferal
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This looks like a still from a reality tv show right after somebody was revealed to be a lying bitch. Like the music gets dramatic and this is the zoom in
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@goalferal
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Sidney Crosby is now a two-time Emmy winner
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@goalferal
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WAIT THE ERIE OTTERS ARE ERIE PA NOT CANADA ERIE???
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@goalferal
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Quinn saw a camera and forgot how to walk normally
@layovertourist
aj ✈️
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can't wait to see what narratives of misery canucks media extracts from this video
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@goalferal
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Puck bunny blogs on tumblr have done more to grow the game than barstool ever has
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@goalferal
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The experience of being a Pens fan is waking up, seeing the Canucks beat the Sharks 10-1, and knowing your team is about to get hit like a nuke
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@goalferal
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Cutting my Bruins 2011 cup shirt to be sluttier, like Tyler Seguin would want
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I don’t think we as gay people talk enough about Jagr’s fits in the 90s like he slayed
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@goalferal
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4 years
Y’all know that elevator fight scene from Captain America? That’s gonna be every elevator ride in Hotel X
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@goalferal
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Y’all gotta stop putting Gritty’s name in the same sentence as Buoy’s. Gritty is an anarchist icon of the people. Buoy would see a tent under a bridge and call the cops. Stop disrespecting my orange king
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@goalferal
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3 years
The Pens: “Come join us in person tonight!!!!” Also the Pens: “Sidney Crosby is on the Covid protocol list.”
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@goalferal
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If ever there was a time for this, it’s now
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@penguins
Pittsburgh Penguins
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For the first time in Pittsburgh Penguins history, we have a GOALIE GOAL!
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@goalferal
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Maybe guys getting carried out on stretchers once a week should make us reconsider violence in hockey and how punishments for said violence should be much harsher But that requires thinking and we all know the NHL, NHLPA, and DOPS are incapable of that
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Connor McDavid Whore Era (Took on four guys at once)
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@goalferal
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Beau Bennett not only buys and promotes NFTs but also spouts antivaxxer bullshit? Damn, obviously being terrible at hockey wasn’t a big enough struggle for him
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I know we’re all hung up on Hotel X, but what about Royal York? The Canes are gonna be having crop top discos in the halls while the other 5 teams beat the shit out of Tony DeAngelo and Carey Price sits on the balcony with binoculars to watch the shit happening at Hotel X
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Patrick Kane trying to get signed by a team
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@goalferal
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2 years
How do you lose a Geno? You forget to cherish him 😔
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Claude Giroux hearing Kevin Hayes listening to WAP
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I CANT DO THIS DONT DO THIS TO ME PENS EQUIPMENT INSTAGRAM
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@goalferal
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Broke: NHL returns tonight Woke: NWHL returns in 10 days!!
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@beagleschmeagle The “reminder for me to start going to hockey games” really says it all
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Y’all were so worried about Seattle taking your faves that we all forgot about last second trades
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Only steers and queers in Texas, and I’m not a cow. Hi welcome to Mcdonald's can I interest you in a Tyler Seguin meal?
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@goalferal
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Hockey fights be like
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@goalferal
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They’ve failed to consider: some of us find goalies and all those pads hot
@amylynn_hunt
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@lexilafleur @Soon2Bshrink It’s just for cover aesthetics and overall vibe I guess.
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@goalferal
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This looks like the end of season pic WAGs take and caption “Gonna miss these crazy girls!! 🤪”
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@goalferal
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Happy flat fuck Friday y’all!!
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@goalferal
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Three months later... They’re all done!! 🎉🎉🎉
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Man, I can’t wait to cheer for the and . My two favorite teams in the PWHL
@KenzieTSN
Kenzie Lalonde
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As per Stan Kasten, there is a possibility the PWHL season will begin without logos and/or team names.
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@goalferal
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Not to get involved in the Discourse, but it feels really weird to me that y’all see somebody do a “bad” drug once and immediately call for rehab yet turn a blind eye to the insane celebration of alcoholism built into not just hockey, but every professional sport
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@goalferal
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Gonna grab my comically large Transphobe whacking spoon and go find Jamie Benn
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@goalferal
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Just casually leaving comments about your panties on your bros Instagram for everybody and god to see. That’s the goalie way
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Reminder: just bc K*rtis G*briel is a “good” ally compared to other male hockey players does NOT make him an actually good ally
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Right for my throat, I see
@ErieOtters
Erie Otters 🦦
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We've made a simple map to help you see where the Erie Otters are located! The areas in red (see: Canada) are NOT Erie, where as the areas marked with an Erie Otters logo (see: Erie, Pennsylvania) ARE Erie! #OttersNation 🦦
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He is having such a hot girl summer I love this for him
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Late to the game on this, but I finally pulled the higher quality original I made so y’all can bounce it around more clearly
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@OTCellyy
ryan 🛸
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RUSTY 🚨
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@goalferal
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Pens, Flyers, and Caps in Hotel X
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TW: SA Every. Single. Guy. And how many of those guys are still on the team?
@ByScottPowers
Scott Powers
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Former Blackhawks player: ‘Every guy on the team knew’ about video coach’s alleged sexual assault, reporting by ⁦ @KatieJStrang ⁩, ⁦ @MarkLazerus ⁩ and me.
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@goalferal
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Twink Lane being in Seguin, Texas? Feels right, feels natural
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@goalferal
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Happy Flat Fuck Friday everybody!!
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@ Seattle: trade for Marc-Andre and complete the Trifecta of Fluerys
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All of hockey twitter today:
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@kat_blaque My art isn’t “traditional” but still art nevertheless!
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Guys, we have the opportunity to make the division captains Oops! All Goalies! if we don’t fuck it up
@penguins
Pittsburgh Penguins
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Who will captain the Metropolitan Division in the #NHLAllStar game? Vote for one of these Penguins now:
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-It’s now the MNHL. The women can have the NHL title -Legally required to kiss the goalie on the lips, win or lose -If you try and play with an injury, the Team Jester (also a new addition) screams and jingles their bells at you until you stop
@KwnStorm
KwnHausen
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You're in charge of the NHL. Bettman got the boot. What are your 3 first changes you make to the sport/game? Mine are: -3v3 is 10 mins -1-8 playoff seeding -60 game season
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Connor McDavid’s whole everything makes a lot more sense now that I know he had to spend time in Pennsylvania
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If I click on this profile, there’s a guarantee it will have one of three things: -Grown ass man -Opinions literally nobody asked for -Weird ego boost for “flexing” on young women/queer people for enjoying things how they like This one is 3/3, folks!
@SeanDutton1111
Deon Sutton IV
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If I click on this profile, there’s a guarantee that it will have one of three things: - Pronouns - Rainbow flag - A list that includes two or more teams
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Sounds like somebody’s pissed his goalies aren’t as good as Corinne Schroeder, Elaine Chuli, or Gwyneth Philips
@BallyLightning
Bally Sports Sun: Lightning
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"We might has well put skirts on them then... I think we're letting the goalies off the hook." Lightning coach Jon Cooper weighs in with his perspective on the two disallowed goals tonight and the impact those decisions had on the game.
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Happy pride?
@hockeycontext
out of context hockey
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Idea: we bring back the Atlanta Thrashers, but as a NWHL team
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Must be nice being a cis white man. Throw one little hissy fit over having to pretend to be nice to gay people and now 700+ grown men can’t make their own choices 🙄
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@goalferal
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Why do 75% of NHL brothers seem to be one is hot and the other is tragically not?
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New Puck Personality: Can you identify your teammates based on ass alone?
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Just realized hockey players have to do the whole naked and afraid, trying to figure out a foreign shower thing multiple times a week. God bless them
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Hear me out: PWHL give us a Pittsburgh AND Philly team in the same season and watch the sparks fly
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Hot take, but sports needs to hire more artists beyond just graphic designers. It could take everything to the next level for a team, from graphics to uniforms
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@goalferal
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Sparkly Oilers? ✨ Sparkly Oilers ✨ Bought a fun (barely visible on camera) blue and white fabric and knew what needed to be done. So enjoy some McDavid and Draisaitl 💙🧡
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@goalferal
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3 years
Forgot the most iconic moment of his career:
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@NHLJets
Winnipeg Jets
3 years
Countless memories through the first 500 games — can't wait to see what the next 500 has in store 🤩 #GoJetsGo
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It’s only a 10 minute walk for me to go bully Tony DeAngelo in person. I could go do it and still be back in time to catch the Whitecaps vs Pride game
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@goalferal
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Sports dude bros be like: “Yeah he murdered 3 people, but it was 7 years ago and they were women, so who cares? He is white and semi-decent at sports ball so I will claim it’s all made-up. I don’t understand why the women in my life don’t trust me.”
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@goalferal
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He’s really just talking to the ghosts he sees, huh?
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@goalferal
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4 years
Hm. Thinking I’ll do an @NWHL portrait series 👀 One player from each team 👀👀 Make your case for which team/player I should start with, y’all 👀👀👀
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6 years
C A T E Y E S #Gotham
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M*tthew Tk*chuk is not hot
@DeanScorpion_
dean 🦂
4 years
Drop a sports take you have that gets this type of reaction
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@goalferal
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One last thing: if this buyout takes Carly Jackson or Saroya Tinker from us, we’re gonna riot, right??
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1 year
@KathFF Not even a phone call? And in front of his dad??? Hextall will not be seeing heaven
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3 years
And for my first act as NHL Commissioner, I’m changing the dress code. Go put on your required maid outfits and cat ears, boys.
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Huge middle child vs oldest child energy
wait chris’ headshot just looks so done w brandon lmfaooo
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💙💚 My finished portrait of @_EPettersson ! 💚💙 (ignore my sad tree, I was too busy stitching to decorate it 😂)
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2 years
🦑 “Let’s get Kraken!” -Brandon Tanev, probably 🦑 Breaking my creative off-season with an updated portrait of my favorite guy to welcome back the hockey season #SeaKraken
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Haters (nobody) said it (cross-stitch saxophone Squirtle) couldn’t be done
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I love that the Pens post Rusty ever pride so I get reminded that I made this image lmaoo
@h_kirk6
Hannah Kirkell
4 months
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🤍 ❤️💙 In honor of #NationalGirlsAndWomenInSportsDay , here is my finished portrait of @madison_packer_ ! She’s the player that got me into the NWHL, so it’s only right that she is the first player I do a portrait of 💙❤️🤍
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“Let’s grow the game and make everybody feel included!” *special guest cast of some of the worst people you know, representing the worst company you know*
@BR_OpenIce
B/R Open Ice
6 months
🍿 Wednesday Night 🍿 Hockey like you’ve never seen it before, when the Spittin’ Chiclets crew hosts a special altcast of Penguins-Panthers. You don’t want to miss it 👀 7:30pm ET on @truTV and @StreamOnMax
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Can’t believe y’all still out here comparing Carly Jackson to Mitch Marner after this smh
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4 years
Decided to challenge myself and cross stitch my favorite ally, @kurtisgabriel in the colors of the rainbow! I’m incredibly proud of how it turned out!! 🏳️‍🌈
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Finished another tote bag! Some secret little bi flowers so it’ll appeal to both old ladies and the gays at the craft fair
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@goalferal
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Who would win in a suit off: hockey men who make millions or one twink with access to a thrift store?
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3 years
Honestly the best way for hockey to grow it’s fan base would be to do collaborations with artists, both local and fans of the team, across various mediums. Cool designs can get anybody hooked on stuff.
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@goalferal
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3 years
How about we stop praising domestic abusers and definitely not award them the Vezina?
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@goalferal
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6 months
The Olympic US team is gonna succeed on goaltending and goaltending alone, isn’t it?
@DallasStars
Dallas Stars
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Just a few pretty good USA goalies and a fan 🇺🇸
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