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Not the most SFW. Tech, privacy, mediocre comedy. Most of these are lies. For very serious business, upgrade to the enterprise version, @glumDumpst3rPro .

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If you see me, please, don't be weird. Do feel free to introduce yourself and buy me a drink or tattoo. Preferably a tattoo.
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It's throttling how quickly I add you all back, but I will. The benefit of being mutuals twice is that now I can like your tweets two times.
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Get that bread
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Sometimes the stripper *does* love you
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If life is so short, why do we waste half of it dating 25 year olds ? I really don't understand
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You understood the assignment!
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I only have bandwidth for one social media today and it's my other one.
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I got @crumbl to write "cream pie'd" on a cookie delivery. Thanks for making the day special.
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... that's it. I'm getting a pole for the house. I'm very serious about winning amateur night.
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DOOM DOOM DOOM 🔮
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I average more tacos per day than any of you
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Maybe we're being distracted from something way worse
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Finally got one of those infosec tentacles
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Huh
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If you think I missed you it's because you're premium or your messages are closed
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I'll delete this in the morning so if you reply you're going to look stupid
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I'm getting it secondhand I really have no idea if it's safe or not but I'll ask.
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Do the chocolates at the gas station work? You know the ones
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There's a cream pie cookie this week FYI . Feel free to steal my idea
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invitemetoyourlavishindianweddingdaddyyyyy
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... invite me to your lavish Indian wedding
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@MSH_Dave Only one way to find out
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+ 4 tacos + 1 burrito
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@sqlstudent144 I think I'm going to start doing trad wife content on mine
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'Ika'
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@kimmydotzip @TechEmiiily @MicheleSRN98 Sigh. I bought a full tube yesterday why didn't you share this then
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@MattyGx75 You can't just ask people that
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@DrewMeziere About 4 a day
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@Celmaun I was going for 'nice little demon '
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@thebigbadme Its a tension one , which CAN be good quality but this one Im buying off of a friend .
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@DrewMeziere Sometimes. I have a rotation of taquerias and trucks.
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@koronkowy @clearpill_ Lets find someone to buy us tattoos
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@JeremyLimn This hits 🔥
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@coleens_ I vote red but you can always do a mid day outfit change .
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@JakeHendy Wait, this is a real phenomenon?
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@st4rk1ndustries @crisisofconsc Why did you stop? Just kidding. I've been a very good girl. I don't condone drinking at all.
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@smallfoxx Thanks, it's for anonymity
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@JeremyLimn Hell yeah jeremy
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