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do any of u drug dealers need a receptionist
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sahlt will forever be the baddest EVER
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if everyone used their platform like @AustinMcbroom & @CatherinePaiz do, the world would be a different place. i love you guys ❤️😭
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ICE is in orlando. Pls RT. Stay safe, mi gente. Know your rights Stay home if you really don’t need to leave your house. Que Dios me los cuide. 😞
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can't decide which one of these moments was my fave 😂😂💀💀 @CatherinePaiz @AustinMcbroom
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3 months no alcohol today (: 🥳
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5 years
I have to work a double tomorrow but best believe i’m staying up to wait for @gucci1017 new album to drop. shit is gonna be so fire 😩🤩
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5 years
i really did this twice
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i’m laughing so hard at the photo choices bc it’s so accurate 😂😭
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me after watching blink twice & it ends with us back to back
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5 years
WOW I JUST QUIT MY FUCKING JOB THATS BEEN MAKING ME SO DEPRESSED AND I FEEL SO FUCKING HAPPY RN 🥳
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5 years
a 28 yr old guy i hardly talk to messaged me saying “can i ask you a question” and i said yea of course and he replied “i’m shy 🙈” and now he can’t ask me bc he’s blocked
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6 years
i’m honestly so glad christmas is over & done with😬
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5 years
what a tough time for workaholics who aren’t “essential workers”. i never did anything besides work so this is really driving me crazy.
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5 years
Armani, for the love of God, please shut the FUCK UP YOU FUCKING PRICK
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3 years
imagine being from florida and you say your favorite beach is daytona??????????? LMFAAOOOOO THE GHETTO
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4 years
a random guy followed me yesterday on insta and asked me to go get a drink, obviously i said no bc ??? anyway it is now 8am the following morning and...😑
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y’all a gym employee found my bfs number thru his membership profile and TEXTED HIM ASKING WHEN HES COMING IN AGAIN AND SHE HAS SEEN ME MULTIPLE TIMES WITH HIM YALL BITCHES ARE SAVAGES also i’m telling her supervisor moral of the story stay in ur lane hoes
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1 year
i never post pics on here so hello
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4 years
this is how imma announce i have a man one day
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4 years
i posted on insta but idc
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5 years
2 kinds of snacks 🤪 #NewProfilePic
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8 years
and how mothers would feel knowing what their sons DO at clubs 😕
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I wonder how dads would feel if they saw what their daughters wear to the club
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2 years
benito pls don’t embarrass us like this rn
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Kendall Jenner and Bad Bunny are rumored to be dating.
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I KNOOOWWWWWWWW THEY DID NOT BRING BACK THE OLD RETWEET BUTTON!!!!!!!! LETSSSSS GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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6 years
am i the only one who enjoys appetizers more than the actual entrees
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6 years
working with a pregnant woman is exhausting like i am not ur husband i did not get u pregnant i shouldn’t have to deal with ur hormonal ass attitude bye @ jocelyn
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7 years
first time wearing red lipstick 😘💄
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my mom is my mom. i love her but she taught me exactly what NOT to do as a future parent 😕
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5 years
are men ok???? asking for myself
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5 years
so u did all of this for pencil dick oh my god
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hola me siento bien cute 😄
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5 years
STFU ORANGE JUICE IS BETTER
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8 years
my ex told me he's voting for trump to get me outta this country but jokes on him bc i'm a citizen and he's a criminal...so he can't vote 😂
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5 years
very cute i am never lurking again
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3 years
double homicide
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10 years
am I the only one who hasn't gotten ios8
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6 years
so i served this table tonignt and they said they loved how i made all their drinks and asked me to bartender their wedding this weekend so not only did they speak to my manager to cover my shift but that they would pay me fat and my manager said yes 😭🤑
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4 years
i think we should all collectively agree that we’re gonna need to go to therapy after 2020
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5 years
being financially ready for kids is important but y’all need to realize that your mental health/stability is just as important before you start having kids.
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4 years
a lot of y’all are having kids before you heal from your insecurities, abuse, and any other mental illnesses. you can’t raise your child to know how to fight these things if YOU haven’t been able to. we’re supposed to stop generational curses/trauma and y’all doing it all wrong.
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y’all...this cute guy finally DMS me...we’re having a basic convo about our near future careers and....i...just...need the universe to stop trolling me & no...he wasn’t joking
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el mundo es mio🦋🌎 #eutdm #yhlqmdlg
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when your best friend finally joins the ace family 😁❤️ @CatherinePaiz @AustinMcbroom
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so fucking creepy that as i deadass scroll past this tweet, i was listening to this exact part of the song. i started reading as she sang it😱 SPOOKY SZN
@simplykennedy_
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“I been through some shit man, But I be on my shit man, I decided that what you give is what you're given”
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had to be a lil extra w the kitchen flowers🌷
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4 years
i wish i could do this but i’ve never had good dick 😔
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5 years
do ppl really drink more alcohol when they wake up w a hangover to cure it? bc that sounds like some crack head shit
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4 years
am i the only girl who has no idea what my true bra size is????? pls say no
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nobody: a white girl:
@SteffiP4Liberty
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Cilantro.
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soy la kim k de la familia
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5 years
MY NAIL TECH ALMOST BEAT HER CO WORKERS ASS WHILE DOING MY NAILS wow 50% tip that’s my bitch right there
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everyday
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so i recently found out you have to manually pick your “close friends” list on insta and y’all i’m laughing so fucking hard thinking about how many close friends stories i see bc i am NOT y’alls friend goodnight
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bitch you are literally fucking delusional. sharing it isn’t really gonna do shit for you so again, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BAG OF DICKS
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4 years
required bachelors degree for $12/hr??????? LMFAAOOOOOOO
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3 years
i can’t believe i just started my own business today...HOLY SHIT
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yktv 😄
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Trust men or have beautiful tiddies?
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y’all constantly talking about these government microchips while holding a cell phone always makes me laugh 🤣
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4 years
happy one yr to the bitch who shit on my white leather couch 🥂
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ppl: how do u work two full time jobs with no days off? aren’t u tired or stressed? me:
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4 years
i’m gonna start posting my dms bc i-
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THE GASP😂😂😂😂😭
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Diego Mendez🦁
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HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS 😌
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just spent $200 at ross can y’all imagine how much shit i just bought 🤩
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i can’t believe this guy takes me on a whole ass date, same day follows maria, i mention shes my best friend, he proceeds to dm her talking about “i know you gloria but” BUT NOTHING NOW WE BOTH BLOCKED YOU BITCH BYEEEE
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i should really start accepting compliments and remind myself that not everyone sees me the way i see myself. accepting love is also self love.
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it’s national gf day can i be someone’s fake gf for today i just want flowers thank u
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7 years
a lady rolled her window down and politely asked to cut in front of me in the middle of horrible I-4 traffic. i hope she has a good day.
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@julian_morriss worst movie to watch during quarantine bc now i’m cryin forever again
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just when i thought someone was flirting with me
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y’all i just bought a car im really out here adulting but congrats to me and here’s a shoutout to God & Jesus goodnight
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i need girlfriends who like to smoke and just chilllllll🥺
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nobody: me: how’d u know i was a leo? 🤭
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my eyebrow lady since i was 14 moved to a diff salon monthssss ago and never told me. i booked an apt at a random salon near my job and i walk in and she works here and i was so excited for her to say “hiiii omg you’re pregnant?!?!”
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i really was living my best life a year ago. i hate it here.
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#NewProfilePic 🏋🏽‍♀️
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i need y’all to get your fucking shit together and go to asian markets, or even go get a pedi/mani from a local salon. i stg i’m getting a pedi rn and the tech thanked me for coming and and they SHOULD NOT HAVE TO BE GOING THROUGH THIS!!!!!!!!!
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i need to get drunk today actually
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it would be a bird ass bitch going to the beach rn
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i know it’s almost 11am but does anyone wanna get margaritas
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OH MY GOD I CAUGHT FEELINGS LMFAAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I CANT BELIEVE THOSE RAY BAN MFS GOT ME AND SENT OVER 100 DMS!!!!! SRY EVERYONE 😡😡😡😡
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*eric in front of his fam* him: babe u still want that head? me: ...........🙃 him: ...massage...head massage
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y’all...my “ex” from when i was a freshman in hs still tries calling and adding me on everything, every time he gets out of jail...
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savannah from the perfect match is a prime example of you can be so fuckin hot but when you act like that all you are is a mean girl 🥱
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6 years
#NewProfilePic halloween 2k18
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after sex i need you to leave
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i decided to unblock my brother and then saw all the the racist ass shit he was saying/agreeing with then blocked him rignt back again lol but moral of the story is BLACK LIVES MATTER and fuck racist family members 😄🖕🏼
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