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My new reel, courtesy of Samantha Ireland
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I’m a woman in STEM
(shenanigans, tomfoolery, enjoyment, and mischief)
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this sign in my neighborhood has Dystopian Southern Gothic energy
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You should search
#ClearTheList
and help out some teachers today.
If you’re an educator, drop your wishlist below
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I want y’all to know, from the bottom of my heart, that every cruel joke you’ve ever made about the south has stuck in my mind, and I’m petty enough to never ever let it go.
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@brokeymcpoverty
mine is incredible. she's sent me links to self-compassion worksheets and how to's on tapping meditation. both are easily google'able as well!
i struggle with not being able to plan right now, last night she said: "let your moment to moment be enough."
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“They’re all thick in the lower body.” - I can relate to that, ESPN
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when john candy shifts into the Devil in the “you’re going the wrong way” scene in planes, trains, and automobiles? that’s cinema
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Sebastian Stan is this generation’s Jack Nicholson. I will not be elaborating.
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I’ve literally never been less worried about something
Millennial women are 'worried,' 'ashamed' of out-earning boyfriends and husbands
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@NedWhat
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Real talk, you DO NOT want Amish smoke. Them niggas swing hammers like they the descendants of Thor.
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i only have the pdf, not sure another way to share but here you go!
sorry i should've linked them in the original tweet
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if you've never listened to fullcast, i'm begging you.
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My grandad photographed Alabama football, 1979-1982, I just inherited literally thousands of photos and slides- I’ll be digitizing them and offering some prints/downloads for sale later 🖤
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Hi! I don’t have an air date yet but next week I’ll be on set to film my debut for the Oxygen network on a true crime series. No spoilers, but I play a killer girlfriend.
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@MaraWilson
everyone complaining it wasn't scary enough, meanwhile i'm emotionally devastated
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shout out everyone who has to rewind/re-listen to podcasts because you didn't retain what they said the first time
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me waiting for my fellow true crime friends to wake up so we can discuss the Golden State Killer getting caught
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James Wan’s hottest new movie is MALIGNANT. It’s got everything: supernatural elements, fight choreography, callbacks to other horror films, bangs, and a human headache.
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Here’s two reviews by the same person, one on Nightmare on Fierce Street and one on the podcast that attacked them for having a similar name, but conveniently didn’t attack anyone else with a similar name who was lighter than a paper bag.
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I Want To Thank You For The Compliment But I Don't Want To Invite Further Advances: An Exhaustive History of Dealing With Strange Men
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This woman in Trader Joe’s really just said “I’m on my way to throw the teachers a mocktail party!”
Yeah, I bet some room temperature juice is gonna really take the edge off of dealing with McKenLeigh, Brinleigh, and Traxton all year
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There is no way on Dolly Parton’s green earth that the Dyson hair tools are worth $559 a piece.
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Hi yes, I have several questions about the US Postal Service x Forever 21 collab, beginning with: what the hell?
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Every Jan. 31st, I celebrate. It's been a personal milestone since 2010, when I realized my health is a gift and my body couldn't keep up with how I was living.
Today is 8 years of being in recovery from my eating disorders 🎉
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aren’t you tired of schools, theaters, synagogues, malls, and churches becoming memorials?
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🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃
“ I am Nature's arm. Her spirit. Her will. Hell, I am Mother Nature, and the time has come for plants to take back the world so rightfully ours! 'cause it's not nice to fool with Mother Nature.”
- Doctor Pamela Isley
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Happy Halloween 2021!
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got accepted into the masterclass program at the company acting studio, starting january. cheers!
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@celebrityhottub
explained, in detail, which terminals were the best at several airports and why to my trek group while drinking a craft sour beer in a bar after summiting part of the Andes in Peru
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My birthday, wedding, anniversary, and various other celebrations cake
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i'm halfway through this documentary on the slenderman stabbings and i have one quick question:
what the hell?
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This former bulimic with asthma just taught her first group fitness class. Rowing and weightlifting.
“Imma keep running cause a winner don’t quit on themselves.” - Beyoncé 3:16
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Also shout out Madam VP for being a non-traditional mother and not having biological children
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Asked for Coke Zero, waitress says they only have Diet Coke, brings what is actually Diet Pepsi
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So every year, most of you know my story by now, I celebrate entering recovery for my eating disorder.
The process is exhausting and frankly I think going into details glamorizes the ugly bits.
I’m just happy I still have all my teeth.
Happy 12th recoversary to me 🕯
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Me refusing to stop using “y’all” in business conversations because it’s a legitimate contraction and the concept of professionalism is inherently classist
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Really into how this person edited themselves in a pic of a mirror they’re selling
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hey friends, had a surgery this morning, not gonna get into specifics but it went well and they’re sending some stuff off to pathology but the docs said it looks pretty good!
I’m gonna eat a bagel and nap now, bye!
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Let’s goooooo- Ghislaine Maxwell has been arrested by the FBI, NBC New York reports
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Never once have I been like, “You know what’s missing from this pool day? A stranger’s Bluetooth speaker on top volume.”
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I would pay actual American dollars to read ex-Twitter employees group chats rn
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I’m a theatre monologue. I start with something attention grabbing. Short follow up. Another.
Sudden emotional shift.
Loud! I get loud aND SAY SOMETHING BIG! ONE MORE LOUD THING!
Emotional shift. Bringing it back down. Some kind of breath. A final button to make you remember me.
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Oh, the director just said I could tell-
Tuesday, April 21st, I’ll be reading as Tatum opposite Tori Spelling as Sidney in a clubhouse table read of SCREAM
More details to come!
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Last night someone described me as 5’2” with a 6’4” attitude and I’m never letting that go prepare to be sicka me
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I’m a damsel. I’m in distress. I can handle this.
Happy Halloween 2019 🤗👻
It’s been a real slice.
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listen. so we create an international koala based crime ring...
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told a car dealer my final offer on a new car, including down payment, and didn't say anything else after.
As is tradition, today I will ask you for the most Dad thing you did in the last year (fatherhood is not a requirement). I'll go first:
I gave someone a rechargeable battery combo pack as a gift "because they really do come in handy."
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me waking up today knowing I have until 8pm to dread the Orange Bowl
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“But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end?”
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“Well baby, I went down and got it for you.”
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“Aww, you shouldn’t have.”
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OOPS! Happy Halloween, 2018🎃
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Petition for them to remake the live action Inspector Gadget with John Mulaney as Inspector Gadget
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you have a crush because you don't have enough enrichment in your enclosure
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my partner doesn't have twitter but he won a travel photography contest as an amateur against hundreds of professionals and i'm telling literally everyone i know
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Doing a Ho Ho Homicide murder mystery party on zoom and I’m Vixen
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I was going to make a joke about how the first gold of the Olympics is in a shooting event, but then USA won & it wrote itself.
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COME HERE YOU DEVIL LOG
Feel the chi. Repulse the monkey. Part the wild horse’s mane
Attention campers... HAPPY HALLOWEEN 👻🖤🎃
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He passed peacefully 90 minutes ago. Thank you for the love.
My grandfather, who I am sitting vigil with as he passes away, and who is comatose, raised his eyebrows when he heard me talking about Alabama football. RMFTR y’all.
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Got in trouble because at my parents’ church this AM they gave all the moms a single red rose and I said “this week, on the bachelor”
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Friday the 13th is actually lucky & based around goddesses in folklore but patriarchy didn’t like it so ignore those suckers and thrive
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