Girlyswot Spider ๐ป ๐ ๐ ๐ฑ๐ท๐ช๐บ
@girlyswotspider
Followers
16,430
Following
13,696
Media
1,276
Statuses
88,703
GE24 ๐ฅณ ๐น๐ถ๐ Johnson will go to jail #MIPO #PR Twiglets & wine explains typos โThereโs a crack in *everything*. Thatโs how the light gets inโ And it did
๐ฌ๐ง ๐ช๐บ
Joined June 2016
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Adalet
• 229495 Tweets
#4MINUTES_EP7
• 110778 Tweets
Chester
• 109053 Tweets
ใใคใใใฏใน
• 108916 Tweets
Merchan
• 87219 Tweets
Jean Carroll
• 67100 Tweets
Eagles
• 66452 Tweets
#2KDay
• 65265 Tweets
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TANNIE
• 54862 Tweets
#dilanpolat
• 42720 Tweets
Franco Escamilla
• 36228 Tweets
Ayลenur Ezgi Eygi
• 33350 Tweets
Packers
• 29860 Tweets
#CristinaMostraElTitulo
• 22644 Tweets
Ganesh Chaturthi
• 14787 Tweets
Bafana Bafana
• 14541 Tweets
Tesehki
• 13943 Tweets
Barcola
• 13148 Tweets
Chaine
• 12323 Tweets
Alina Habba
• 10927 Tweets
Go Birds
• 10887 Tweets
Skylar
• 10060 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
Johnson said 'it was only right to say goodbye to colleagues who were leaving'.
My dad was leaving.
He left alone.
409
3K
17K
Dear
@bbcstrictly
@ClaudiaWinkle
@TessDaly
You will likely be approaching celebrities for this yearโs series.
Please PLEASE donโt entertain the idea of ex Tory ministers. Weโve got rid of them at last. Please donโt bring any of them back.
#StrictlyComeDancing
153
1K
9K
Dear Boris Johnson
We have not forgotten about the parties.
Do not think that this appalling war will be your saviour.
We. Will. Not. Forget.
@metpoliceuk
139
2K
8K
Lee Mack โfinally a party at a gate we can be proud ofโ
Fucking brilliant!!!!!!!
38
726
7K
Tories saying they will resign if not allowed 2nd jobs.
BRING. IT. ON.
194
918
6K
Dear Tory MPs
STOP the gaslighting.
โMost peopleโ in โmost homesโ DID NOT break the rules.
We knew we had to follow them to protect ourselves and others as best we could.
Your current narrative is deeply deeply offensive.
96
1K
5K
Dear Richard Madeley
@richardm56
You insensitive b*stard
I care very much and I remain apoplectic with rage at Johnson and
#partygate
I held my dad's 'leaving do'. 6 mourners. No wake. No fizz. Just wretched sadness.
How dare you say 'people don't care any more'
204
1K
5K
A new speaker is needed. Traditionally itโs potentially something a new government does. Though doesnโt have to.
I think
@RhonddaBryant
would be a fabulous choice. Fair and principled. And wouldnโt stand for any ๐ฉ. (Iโm thinking Fartage & co and the nasty party leftovers)
You?
372
567
4K
It appears
@metpoliceuk
arenโt publishing names of those fined.
If my MP is acting illegally doesnโt that mean they should resign?
Taxpayers pay their wages. They (allegedly) represent us.
I think we have a right to know. Donโt you?
#Partygate
138
894
3K
What the....?
How is it possible to claim taxpayer funded furlough payments - and also have non dom tax status? Arenโt the two mutually exclusive?
129
694
3K
To the man who hid in a fridge to avoid scrutiny. I give you Hugo Keith KC.
For 12 hours.
Bring. It. On.
#MIPO
105
845
3K
Iโm struggling to understand how Wraggโs behaviour (handing out colleagues phone numbers to avoid compromising pictures of HIM being shared) can be anything other than a โsackable offenceโ.
Anyone?
131
628
3K
Yes Iโm sick of partygate
But my Dad died alone while they partied
The ever present dialogue rips the scab open again and again
I will not โmove onโ til Johnson is gone.
I will not forget.
55
538
3K
Iโve just seen that India (population 1.4bn) has just recorded 18,166 new covid cases today
Uk (population 67m) has recorded 33,593.
Thoughts?
244
1K
3K
My dad died alone๐
He was 90 with nothing wrong with him but Covid.
I'm only thankful that he went before
#Partygate
broke. Before he would find out that the week he died Johnson was partying but his family could not visit.
I want Tories annihilated. For him and the country๐
July 4th: never forget, never forgive
356
2K
4K
94
1K
3K
Good grief โฌ๏ธ
What goes on between that manโs ears?
925
218
2K
Just one example in the
#EnergyCrisis
My mother in law is 95.
Still independent in her family home.
Energy bills will be ยฃ700 a month in October WTF
Sheโs on state pension. Doesnโt pay tax or NI.
@trussliz
howโs that supposed to work?
106
819
2K
Blackford: "If you don't send a letter (to the 1922 committee) how will you ever look your constituents in the eye again"
Dear Tory MPs
Your move.
Better be the right one.
@Ianblackford_MP
#Partygate
27
599
2K
Dad died alone Jan 21
Whilst Iโm not a royalist the image of the Queen sitting alone at Philipโs funeral is vivid & had me crying buckets - we had 6 at dadโs. He would have had 100s.
So we, & the head of state obeyed the rules to the letter
How can
@metpoliceuk
justify this
HOW?
54
565
2K
Call me a cynic. But what is it with all the Tories christian posts??
484
175
2K
Not omicron/partying/Brexit
My brain needed something else for a few minutes
๐
1K
230
2K
Anyone remember day trips to Boulogne for lunch?
Aaah, memories.
207
154
2K
Watching the HoC debate
Struck by
1. how much more civilised the discussion is than
#PMQs
2. those speaking today are speaking with courtesy and respect for their colleagues
3. much sense is being spoken.
No coincidence that Johnson, Fabricant, Patel, Gove, Javid aren't there.
44
401
2K
Can you imagine how much worse the last 10 days would have been with the Tories still in charge?
Thankyou
@Keir_Starmer
@YvetteCooperMP
and police, community leaders and everyone who has shown up to face down the
#FarageRiots
84
368
2K
Dear Tory MPs
1922 letters done and made public
Christian Wakeford, David Davis, Sir Roger Gale, Andrew Mitchell, Andrew Bridgen, Douglass Ross, Caroline Noakes, Tim Laughton, William Wragg, Peter Aldous, Tobias Ellwood
Where are the rest of you?
#JohnsonOut9
112
655
2K
I reckon Johnson โforgotโ his ID on purpose. Gets him a headline and attention.
Toddler.
122
159
2K
My lovely dad
Died 11th Jan. Covid
He had nothing wrong other than be old
NOTHING is how we want it
We canโt bury him until March
We canโt have the eco coffin
We canโt include the many who want to mark his untimely passing
Itโs heartbreaking
Itโs just shit
303
123
2K
For most of you under 40, you have no practical experience of what rising inflation feels like.
Itโs abstract.
Prepare people. Itโs about to get very real.
116
310
2K
Starmer has managed more good in less than 12 hours than Johnson managed in 4 years
Almost double Johnsonโs majority โ๏ธ
Speech that had me crying with relief not rage โ๏ธ
Appointed a team of experts โ๏ธ
Cancelled Rwanda โ๏ธ
Public service โ๏ธ
Thank god
#Hope
21
327
2K
๐จ Gaslighting alert ๐จ
7000+ Covid deaths in January 2022.
Thatโs 18 jumbo jets
No survivors.
And the government are trying to tell us itโs over? Figures wonโt be published from April ๐ณ
Public Health completely disregarded
#JohnsonOut10
๐
47
862
2K
Did I really just hear Patel say โ... two great countries... both global leadersโ referring to USA and UK
Sheโs delusional isnโt she?
171
191
2K
#Census2021
Iโm putting my nationality as
#European
Not British
Not English
Whoโs with me?
#FBPE
159
239
2K
Priti Patel put in charge of 'Operation Warm Welcome'
Anyone else see the irony in that?
157
226
1K
Hancock and Gove have both been found to have broken the law. Thanks bigly to
@GoodLawProject
What are the consequences? Are there any?
73
414
1K
Whereโs Carrie?
This is their first wedding anniversary.
Would have expected a โhappy familiesโ picture or tweet somewhere.
Wouldnโt you?
136
199
1K
First it was Care Homes
Then it was the public
Now the government is blaming GPs
At what point is the Government going to realise *they* are the ones to blame for the unholy mess they have created?
79
429
1K
Andrea thinks a 'baying crowd' justify a finger.
She clearly hasn't ever led a Year 11 algebra lesson.
34
181
1K
Iโm taking a break frm Twitter
The anger and sadness following my dad passing is ever present and Iโm โstuckโ
The
#cowering
outrage at the weekend was the final straw
Thankyou to the many lovely people who have been so supportive
I will be back but for now I need to look after me
212
52
1K
Hasnโt Johnson lost the whip for failing to vote? Heโs in the Caribbean so canโt use the โmy swipe card didnโt workโ lie.
If heโs lost the whip he canโt stand in the leadership contest.
69
257
1K
Weโre world-beating again....
โWe always have to be a bit sceptical about learning lessons from countries that have failed very badly.โ
New Zealand not willing to risk UK-style โlive with Covidโ policy, says Jacinda Ardern
28
407
1K
Bloody BBC voxpops
โI wouldnโt vote for Keir. Iโve voted Labour all my life. But not himโ
Why? โOh I donโt knowโ
FFS
89
52
1K
Remember those halcyon days when MPs would resign if caught buying a duck house on expenses?
BREAKING
24 Tory MPs being investigated for funnelling well over ยฃ100,000 taxpayer money to NRG (Northern Research Group is a Tory group set up by Jake Berry MP) & then receiving money directly from NRG's main commercial backer.
Great article โฌ
695
11K
18K
15
442
1K
This clip is extraordinary.
โThe impressionโ of
#Partygate
that has entered the national consciousness is a million miles from the truth. Says the man who was at a party when my dad died. Alone.
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
#MIPO
Shameless Boris Johnson still refusing to accept that
#Partygate
was wrong. He thought they were working hard and within the rules.
We managed to observe them FFS, we all worked hard. Lady Hallett reminds him of how people felt.
#CovidInquiry
#ToriesOut518
331
639
2K
102
475
968
Dear Mr Hunt
Doesnโt cutting National Insurance cut funds for the NHS?
What a shitty thing to do.
It doesnโt even get you extra votes.
What the hell do you think this will achieve?
107
337
905
Thursday - obliterated by Carrieโs hat
Friday - boo-ed by middle England on the steps of St Paulโs
Saturday - Lee Mack and Stephen Fry were brilliant (and with Johnson in the audience lolz)
All live streamed by the worldโs media.
Where will he be humiliated today?
43
175
861
I'm having the screaming ab dabs. You?
- go out and have fun - but test before you do (Oops sorry no tests)
- Omicron is mild - so we're building hospitals in car parks because some will be seriously ill/ die
- Most infectious variant - retired teachers please help
WHAAAT?
13
183
875
Remember Starmer is a strategist.
Dealing with the Brexit clusterfuck will have been part of his planning for years. Just as winning this election has been.
He canโt fix it โtodayโ. But soon? Yes I think he can.
111
162
887
Where is Gove?
Where is Sunak?
Where is Hunt?
Are they watching and waiting about to declare Johnson is unfit to be PM......?
107
181
796
My hairdresser had covid in mid July. Salon has been a model example of super careful Covid protocols.
She shut the salon for 2 weeks and asked all staff to do PCR.
4 people positive.
All - ALL - had been double vaccinated.
Itโs. Not. Over.
36
291
823
My dad died alone on Johnson's watch.
He was old - but had nothing wrong with him.
Johnson partied the week Dad died Jan 21, in strict lockdown. And seems to think it doesn't matter.
The scab is ripped open. Yet again.
Fuck you
@BorisJohnson
41
263
766
โGoing ahead with Brexit in a time of plague is the height of irresponsibilityโ
โฆ
@BorisJohnson
โฉ
CAN YOU HEAR THE COUNTRY YET?
Latest YouGov poll - 50% vs 38% now think Brexit is a bad idea
62
342
775
Ironic if this tips Johnson over the edge
After 160,000 dead, and corruption on an extraordinary scale, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
Right now, I donโt care what takes him down so long as something does
19
227
724
What the.... ๐๐๐
Is Moylan for real??
186
214
719
Hello lovely followers.
I've decided I'm taking a break from Twitter.
Tories are wiped out ๐ฅณ
Grown ups are in charge ๐ฅณ
And I'm in need of some peace and quiet.
My timeline is full of Fartage and Tr ump - which isn't peace and quiet at all!
Keep my seat warm โฅ๏ธ
96
33
713
Boris Johnson.
My fathers death is blood on your hands.
Yes Iโm raging.
Your incompetence and worse has robbed me, my mum and my siblings, his grandchildren, his friends, of a wonderful man who has been taken before his time.
You utter bastard.
85
214
690
148 letters of no confidence in June.
60 odd MPs resigned by the time Johnson resigned.
Itโs farcical. The world is looking on in bemusement.
The country is looking in in despair and fury.
#GeneralElectionN0W
16
253
691
@Steven_Swinford
Just remember Johnsonโs language. He was allowed to get away with it countless times. By the Tory party - YOUR party.
Tories have enabled that racist (and more) language.
I was pretty angry then. Werenโt you? No. You elected him leader.
8
75
706
Dear
@BBCNews
@bbclaurak
@BBCOne
STOP platforming REF Uk. A ltd company with only 5 MPs. And a lot of questions to answer
@ElectoralCommUK
BALANCE PLEASE
LibDems 71 MPs
Greens 4 MPs
@KuntiePlopkins
ยฉ
21
290
686
Given what happened yesterday how is this a front page? Jeez.
297
143
657
I taught my kids that โIโm sorryโ means nothing if followed by โbutโ.
Seems I was right.
136
70
620
So if you're over 80 you are expendable "for the greater good"
@BorisJohnson
This is still turning my stomach.... I can't get it out of my head
Anyone else?
#ArrestBorisJohnson
45
250
617
My dad didnโt get the send off he deserved.
Unable to comfort him. Hold his hand. Or tell him I loved him.
Unable to visit his coffin.
8 weeks before we could bury him.
6 mourners, no singing, no wake.
Iโm being very selective about what I watch right now. Itโs too painful. ๐
50
96
598
@bbcquestiontime
@GregHands
What absolute codswallop
@GregHands
Trying to be โcleverโ by using accounting terms doesnโt change the facts. In normal language, money given and required to be paid back IS a loan.
Or perhaps more accurately, a debt.
The one thing it isnโt is a discount.
5
42
597
And look.
Applause.
Not table thumping and boarish grunting.
Hallelujah. The grown ups are back ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ
7
139
600
Why are journalists going out of their way to say how extraordinary they are finding the evidence at the
#CovidInquiry
?
Werenโt they seeing what everyone else was seeing at the time?
40
178
594
Iโve been here since 2016.
8 years of Brexit, Covid, the ๐ฉ govโt ever and the traumatic loss of my dad๐
Iโm feeling v emotional and quite overwhelmed. That speech was pitch perfect. And now a team of grown ups?
Oh. My. God.
The relief.
21
59
590
You killed my dad.
You missed 5 cobra meetings
You shook hands with covid patients for photo op
No protective ring around care homes
YOU DID NOT DO EVERYTHING YOU COULD
Boris Johnson says government did everything it could to limit Covid deaths
24
259
561
Three biggest issues for me.
Brexit
Covid killings ๐
NHS
You?
169
130
580
I bet Johnson is p*ssed off his office reporting what he was in for.
Couldn't they have lied? It's not like they don't have the expertise.
#Cocaine
15
109
568
The Flag-fest
It feels very different to London 2012 when ๐ฌ๐ง represented national pride.
Now all it symbolises is hatred, division, corruption.... how did we come to this? ๐
36
125
562
Iโm over 50 and Sunak can fuck off. And fuck off again.
Anyone else?
I'm over 50 and Sunak can fuck right off.
Anyone else?
81
274
2K
19
108
555
The fire which started in Chesham and Amersham has been joined by Batley & Spen
Progressive Alliance by any other name
Tories. Youโre working your notice.
Well done Kim ๐๐๐
13
100
548
Donโt cower.
Is that official government advice now?
Like โtake it on the chinโ
45
123
538
Anyone else feeling a sense of optimism right now - I have to say politically I haven't felt this positive for YEARS. We might just be seeing the end....
#ThankyouLondon
#GeneralElectionNow
42
104
548
Just caught up with Sadiq Khan evidence to the
#covidinquiryuk
Wow.
Responsible for ~9m people in London. Routinely ignored by Johnson et al. Finding stuff out in the papers.
OMG moment. Johnson was not aware of other countries' lockdown. In March 2020. WTAF???
23
230
557
Speechless.
This was in response to a tweet about me following the rules and not being with dad in his final days. In hospital. With covid.
163
41
506
Poulterโs defection has been a trigger for me, bringing all the Johnson๐ฉ back. When I lost my beloved dad to Covid. Dad followed all the rules but left alone. While โtheyโ partied. And Poulter, my MP, defended it.
Apologies for being a bit ranty. It still *really* hurts.
39
93
539
And after spending ยฃ200k to avoid releasing WhatsApp msgs - when they lost Johnson and Sunak just โdeletedโ them anyway. And that was it. No challenge. No tech investigation. No teenager available.
Un-fucking-believable.
Government Forced to Reveal Cost of Failed Legal Challenge Over Release of Covid-Era WhatsApp Messages from Johnson and Sunak โ Byline Times
โThe Government wasted nearly ยฃ200,000 of taxpayersโ money on lawyers to fight its unsuccessful legal battleโ
90
852
1K
7
230
530
@scottnull
@okthenprincess
Thatโs a pretty selfish attitude.
I think โwilful ignoranceโ sums it up.
Virus ๐ฆ only going to be โdefeatedโ if chains of transmission are broken.
Every time you go out maskless and without social distancing YOU are the potential vector.
2
14
503
โrefugees who describe 50 people in a room, and a few being picked off by officials โ you go left, you go right. It seems arbitrary.โ
Remind you of anything?
37
164
502
Anyone who has managed Dry January THIS January - respect to all of you ๐
Is there anyone?
288
25
504
@CatharineHoey
Oh my god Kate. Have you been paying any attention at all? One day you may realise that the quality of someone's work has nothing to do with presenteeism.
Oh look.....
3
19
489
@JamesCleverly
What really disgusts me about this - us that youโre an MP.
Standards matter.
I pay your salary.
9
21
493
@i_iratus
And to think Labour have only been in power since the early hours of Friday.
Look what they have achieved in 72 hours
- appointed a Cabinet stuffed with talent and experience
- steadied a nation
- cancelled Rwanda
and now this.
Oh my days ๐ฅณ
7
57
498
So. Will King Charles sign the Rwanda bill into law?
#DoesHeHaveTheBallsToSayNo
#RwandaNotInMyName
229
210
489
My dad has very recently died
One of the 130k
Iโm now plagued by ads for funerals. Pre and at need.
Thanks algorithms. Not.
97
23
453
11 Jan 2021 my dad dies alone
14 Jan 2021 Johnson attends a โProsecco fuelledโ party
18 Jan 2021 Johnson โWe did everything we couldโ at 100,000 deaths.
I could not be with dad.
I could not be with mum.
We followed all the rules.
So had Dad.
40
163
462
Please BBC have Victoria Derbyshire lead your coverage of Election night.
Youโd like an audience -right?
So no Kuenssberg, no Vine.
Victoria Derbyshire
@vicderbyshire
ripping
@RicHolden
Tory Chair Richard Holden to shreds on immigration on Newsnight
Worth a watch...
Things Can Only Get Better
#generalelection
@mikoh123
๐๐ผ
262
2K
7K
11
150
468
Someone explain this to me. Iโm clearly missing something
197
31
454
@David_Cameron
Iโd keep your head down Dave if I were you.
You wonโt ever be forgiven for trashing the UK.
Were it not for your inability to stand up to the ERG/Farage etc we wouldnโt have got landed with Johnson.
A sliding doors moment on so many levels.
7
68
425
โLet the bodies pile highโ Autumn 2020
โWe did everything we couldโ 18 January 2021
โIโm immensely proud of the achievements of this governmentโ
Johnson 7 July 2022
#LeaveMeansLeave
13
183
409
Watch this.
Especially those of you that don't 'get' the Harry/ Meghan conversations.
Searingly honest - and you know what? I'm SO impressed that Harry and Meghan had the courage and the strength to break the cycle.
Privilege has its downside. Big time.
Good on them.
13
104
397
@ceribooth
@ukhomeoffice
Still bound by the 1951 Refugee Convention. For now anyway.
Iโve reported the original Home Office tweet. Disgusting.
17
86
396