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self-diagnosed as braindead

Joined February 2022
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@girlsbian_
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your brain tricks you into thinking this image is moving
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"women being awful" and it's the worst man to ever exist.
@WomenBeingAwful
Women Being Awful
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Grounds for divorce?
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funny how every character in this image is still a woman regardless of how they look.
@L__G__B
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Where’s the lie?
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@girlsbian_
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i'm convinced straight men are all just faking their sexuality because a real woman enjoyer would be thrilled to hear her ramble about her day for hours on end.
@HumansNoContext
NO CONTEXT HUMANS
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men are simple
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would you guys be surprised to learn that the bodycam footage shows him following the dog around for a good 30 seconds before shooting it out of nowhere.
@nypost
New York Post
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Distressing video shows Missouri cop gun down lost 13-pound deaf and blind dog: ‘What am I supposed to do?’
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how the fuck has nobody caught this kid yet.
@EmmaScott
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Obviously the solution is that we need more good toddlers with guns to stop them.
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@girlsbian_
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the futuristic novel in question
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@DEADLINE
Deadline
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J.K. Rowling Reveals She Has Started Writing A "Futuristic" Novel
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there's something so uniquely chilling about seeing a huge corporation scoop up a bunch of desperate people specifically to crush their hopes and televise their reactions all while theming it around a show that was about highlighting the evils of capitalism.
@netflix
Netflix
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299 had one of the most dramatic reality show exits of all time. #SquidGameTheChallenge
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this is the most activism liberals can stomach before they start getting scared.
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do straight men even like women anymore.
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@girlsbian_
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you just know she's having the second worst day of her entire life.
@PopBase
Pop Base
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Hillary Clinton endorses Kamala Harris for President.
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it's so funny how dropping out of the election basically restored 10 years to his natural lifespan.
@cspan
CSPAN
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President Biden: "I'm heading to do something that should have been done a long time ago; to make a formal apology to the Indian Nations for the way we treated their children for so many years. That's why I'm heading west."
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do straight couples even like being around each other.
@paris_shenae
Paris Shenae - Real Life #BratzDoll
1 year
Relationships deserve this type of energy 💕😂🫶🏾
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@girlsbian_
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conservatives when someone kills a healthcare ceo vs when someone kills climate change protestors
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@girlsbian_
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do you think there's a straight man somewhere out there who actually likes women.
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@girlsbian_
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straight men will never know the sheer lesbian joy of meeting a woman who can snap you in half without breaking a sweat.
@opiumpere
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1 year
How do men find these kind of girls hot? i feel like if you find this attractive you're a lil gay
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@girlsbian_
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"sorry miss" and it's the chad wojak given flesh.
@Transphobes_Ls_
People Whining About Trans People 🔥🌙
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@girlsbian_
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the fbi tweeting about how much they miss martin luther king jr
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@FBI
FBI
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This #MLKDay, the #FBI honors one of the most prominent leaders of the Civil Rights movement and reaffirms its commitment to Dr. King’s legacy of fairness and equal justice for all.
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still lowkey in disbelief that the only reason he bought twitter was so he could get back at his 19 year old daughter who hates him.
@Dexerto
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It has been 1 year since Elon Musk first entered Twitter HQ
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@girlsbian_
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ma'am please don't abort that fetus it could be my girlfriend one day
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before i saw breaking bad i thought skylar was gonna be some kind of evil conniving villain and i was so confused when she proceeded to act completely reasonable and justified in every single situation she was in for 5 seasons straight.
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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Most hated TV characters, according to over 20,000 votes:. 1️⃣ Joffrey Baratheon.2️⃣ Ramsey Bolton.3️⃣ Skyler White.4️⃣ Shou Tucker.5️⃣ Cersei Lannister.6️⃣ Livia Soprano.7️⃣ Todd Alquist.8️⃣ The Governor.9️⃣ Caillou.🔟 Rachel Berry. Lori Grimes, Dora, Barney & Petyr are among the top 25.
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@girlsbian_
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falling to the ground and screaming "i'm hit!!" while in a shootout with a fucking acorn is hands down one of the most pathetic things a human being has ever done on this earth.
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guy who's violently homophobic but loves his trans homies.
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@girlsbian_
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i have nothing against christianity but they really need to keep it away from kids.
@notcapnamerica
chris evans
11 months
What am I looking at here
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transphobe shocked to learn that most people do not in fact have violent fantasies about killing trans people.
@SneathTheresa
Theresa Sneath
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In front of Trafalgar Square, a transgender person with a wig holds the Palestinian flag with pride. The fact that the Islamists did not lynch him astounds me.
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@girlsbian_
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it's honestly incredible how being a conservative literally just boils down to getting mad at random people for having lives.
@SameeraKhan
Samirah
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This accent needs to be illegal and women should be banned from doing manual labour like this. There is NOTHING feminine about American women. American women are literally men.
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behind the mask of homophobia lies a guy addicted to lesbian porn
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i will never understand why gamers need everything they consume to just be porn
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he was a nazi groyper but take a wild guess what conservatives are choosing to hyperfixate on.
@Breaking911
Breaking911
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BREAKING: The deceased shooter at Antioch High School in Nashville is ID’ed as 17-year-old Solomon Henderson
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conservatives are really out here complaining that the 14 year old girl wasn't attractive enough for them
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i'm pretty sure that's the only thing they're doing.
@ArielleScarcell
Arielle Scarcella
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Wonder if these trans lesbians would date another trans lesbian?
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huge self report using the word immigrant exclusively to refer to non-white people
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"this is how men suffer under feminism" and it's the happiest little guy you've ever seen.
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heartbreaking: japan obsessed white boy discovers that the average japanese person isn't an insane fascist.
@politicalawake
🇯🇵 Colonel Otaku Gatekeeper 🇯🇵
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This is everything wrong with the Japanese youth summarised in one video 💀
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every zionist on this app just talks like this now
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@MelissaLantsman
Melissa Lantsman
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This appalling tweet is still up. You must have forgotten to retract it.
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this interaction has not happened a single time in human history.
@NotOkN1
NotOk
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Everyday on this site
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this is 9/11 for unremarkable insecure white guys
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@NinEverything
Nintendo Everything
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52% of Switch consoles are female owned in the U.S.
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guy who just found out capitalism is bad but hasn't worked out that people can starve to death.
@_rathbone
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STOP GOING TO WORK!
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remembering how he tried to test this exact thing on monkeys and ended up causing them so much pain and suffering that they had to euthanize over a dozen of them.
@consequence
CONSEQUENCE
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Elon Musk's brain chip company Neuralink has implanted its first device in a live human being. Musk says his brain chip will allow humans to communicate without talking, listen to music simply by thinking of a song title, and treat mental health issues. →
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my main problem with these kinds of posts is that they fundamentally do not understand how consent works and as a result end up misinterpreting abuse as a set of actions rather than an environment of coercive control where one party is denied from making their own choices.
@femazighen
༺𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒎𝒂༻
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it's genuinely tragic that a game with writing this witty and nuanced is stuck with so many fans who are fundamentally incapable of understanding it.
@Network_Synth
🎙️ Synthetic Nora 🔆
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"Helldivers 2 isn't satire"
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are conservatives actually getting mad at a baby show for saying it's bad to hate black people.
@EndWokeness
End Wokeness
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"Elmo… across this country, people of color, especially the black community, are being treated unfairly". This is a real scene from taxpayer-funded Sesame Street:
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if you ever find yourself using rick and morty quotes to justify your political positions you deserve every bad thing that's ever happened to you.
@TheRightCant
The Right Can’t Meme
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you'll never guess what kris is up to these days.
@ThatVeganHealer
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Friendly reminder that Mr Beast and Kris are disgusting bigots
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@girlsbian_
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baldur's gate 3 literally lets you mix and match your gentials and it won game of the year.
@not__vee
Vee
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He tried to warn us and they hated him because he told the truth.
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this is what conservatives think bottom surgery is.
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it's always funny when transphobes claim biology is on their side when every respected medical institution on the planet unanimously agrees on the validity of trans people and their identities.
@Aussie_GC_Man
Ferguson Alexander
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Says my understanding of basic biology 😃
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@girlsbian_
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it all comes full circle
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@SocDoneLeft
SDL
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Are conservatives even literate?
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every trump rally is just this now
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@ArtCandee
Art Candee 🍿🥤
3 months
This guy just said the quiet part out loud and called it a "Nazi rally."
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so glad to see tom holland continuing the peter parker tradition of having hot gay sex
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is he really trying to argue about catholic doctrine with the pope, the guy who decides what catholic doctrine is.
@AriDrennen
Ari Drennen
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Matt Walsh reeling after the pope said trans people can be baptized in the Catholic Church
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i have seen an army's worth of lesbians frothing at the mouth over this for the past 3 days
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biderman and estrogwen.
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how stupid do you have to be to see a single low resolution video of 9/11 and come to the conclusion that the most well documented and publicized terrorist attack in human history was actually a hoax the whole time.
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at this point i'm convinced that trans women are just naturally better at everything
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every so often biden remembers how to speak in complete sentences and he accidentally says something unfathomably based.
@JoeBiden
Joe Biden
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There is no confusion about who Trump is and what he intends to do.
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this must be like crack for sexually frustrated lesbians.
@pinknishii
Nishii
1 year
SCOTT PILGRIM YURI???? HUH? WHAT THIS SCENE HELLO???
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@girlsbian_
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i've posted this before but holy shit dude
@Zhane_Star
💫AstralWingz💫
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Name something that’s forever funny no matter how many times it’s repeated.
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she's unironically doing the thing
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@bbfeebee
𝖕𝖍𝖔𝖊𝖇𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖆𝖓 🥀
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ms. rowling is insane actually
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conservatives will claim to love dark humor and then lose their minds when you make fun of religion instead of saying slurs.
@ArkadiaCoast
Olivia🫒
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religious people are so goofy sometimes lol
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it's extremely telling that rescuing israeli hostages has been such a major part of israel's propaganda campaign but when they were actually offered a chance to rescue every single hostage with no strings attached they shot it down in favor of killing more innocent palestinians.
@Yo_Sagii
Sagi ★ Road to 400
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This is what Israel rejected btw.
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this exchange has not happened a single time in human history.
@alethia__23
Alethia (Hestia)
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i am so genuinely tired of seeing the internet repeatedly try to rebrand actual mental disabilites as quirky relatable personality traits.
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this video brings me indescribable joy
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the recent starship troopers discourse has been so amazing to witness because conservatives are literally buying into the fascist propaganda of a movie that's straightforwardly about making fun of fascist propaganda.
@hereliesthighs
Titus of the Dreamlands
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The communists are identifying with literal insects again
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if one of your main reasons for finding someone attractive is because they are "cute and childlike in appearance" you are jeffrey epstein i'm afraid.
@TopGyaru
Maririn~
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this is how conservatives sound when they say this
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@SantaDecides
Santa Decides
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We can disagree and still be friends. This is something forgotten in today’s world.
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funny how transphobes always claim to be following the science but when science proves them wrong their immediate reaction is to throw a tantrum and double down on all their prejudices.
@stillgray
Ian Miles Cheong
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Sorry, but no. This is insane. Milk from transgender women (biological males) is NOT safe.
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stonetoss thinking that people greet each other by immediately commenting on their skin color is a wild self report.
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this is like saying it's rape for an antisemite to unknowingly sleep with a jewish person.
@CNviolations
Community Notes & Violations
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it's so nice of straight men to let lesbians have all the hot women.
@lilgendszn
✞𝙻𝚒𝚕𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚍⋆✰𝙸𝚜 𝙽𝚘𝚠 ᗯᗩ𝘠ᗯᗩᖇᗪ✞💣💨
1 year
On behalf of all men, we haté this😡
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being a straight trans woman is a fate worse than death.
@ianimal69
90 Day Fidance
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IAN FIDANCE: WILD HAPPY AND FREE out NOW on YouTube!
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it's actually insane that saying children deserve to live full lives is somehow a topic of political debate now.
@notcapnamerica
chris evans
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NEW: In response to a 16 year old non-binary child being beaten to death — Republican Senator Tom Woods in Oklahoma calls LGBT people “filth” and says they “aren’t wanted in the state” . The audience then applauded and cheered.
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let kids be kids, unless that kid is trans in which case you should do everything in your power to destroy their life and future.
@yaf
YAF
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The Left can't make up their minds
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there has never been a man who understands lesbians quite like toby fox.
@wandydoodles
alex !!!
11 months
People always forget the actual most insane Noelle dialogue happens in front of that gate /lh
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twitter users will say they like chubby women and then point to the most conventionally attractive supermodel you've ever seen.
@intensify
Lex
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Top Tier >>
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do men think the fog is going to sexually assault them.
@CaribbeanRythms
◉⃤Prometheus (DARK MAGA)
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women: “I feel so unsafe walking home alone at night.”. average male experience walking back home:
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can somebody please tell me why i'm supposed to be be mad at this.
@strychninedrnkr
ekaterina ⚢
1 year
the damage this video caused
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conservatives find trans women so disgusting that they'll go out of their way to write entire smut novels about them.
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it's so cool living with the knowledge that a sizable portion of america is openly run by pedophiles and american lawmakers have zero interest in doing anything about it.
@WashTimes
The Washington Times
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House Republican: Jeffrey Epstein flight logs not released because colleagues would be ‘compromised’.
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@Andrew_978 honestly i'd get a fucking restraining order.
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does he think gaslighting a chatbot into being transphobic is going to make him look smart.
@Timcast
Tim Pool
1 year
We gotem
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conservatives should not be this comfortable drooling over 17 year old girls.
@MAGAResource
MAGA Resource
3 months
A picture says a thousand words
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the idea that sex and rape jokes are morally comparable in any way is actually insane.
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giggling uncontrollably at this
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@loafbreadmann
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Detention.
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it is so endlessly funny to me that the only people trying to kill trump are from his own voter base.
@mjfree
Morgan J. Freeman
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100% of them are white. 100% of them are male. 100% of them had assault rifles. 100% of them are not Haitians. 100% of them are not immigrants. 100% of them are Republicans.
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so yesterday i found a wiki page for spider-man lotus and it was extremely normal and unremarkable 🧵
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i'm just saying that if i were a pastor for the catholic church i would probably think twice before accusing anyone else of touching kids.
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i don't think i could take it if i asked my partner about their life and was met with nothing but one word answers.
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i feel so bad for hwang dong-hyuk, it has to feel absolutely horrible seeing netflix take your creation and twist it into the exact thing that it was supposed to be criticizing in the first place.
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lesbians famously cannot stand when hot women have huge racks.
@RichardHanania
Richard Hanania
11 months
Sydney Sweeney at the GLAAD media awards. Liberals have lost control of even the gayest institutions.
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you claim to hate lung cancer, and yet you have lung cancer. most curious. .
@alifarhat79
Not Jerome Powell
1 year
Smashing capitalism with a $12 Starbucks, $200 Ray-Bans and a $1,500 MacBook
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some of you guys just like to invent things to be mad about huh.
@antenacactus
Cactus
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Ma’am, you’re 40
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very interesting how the underlying cause of transphobia is almost always some kind of misogyny, i wonder what that could be about.
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this whole discourse has me feeling like a crazy person because did people just forget what genre is.
@sadotthegamer
Sadot The Gamer
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Agreed. Here you go, Spider-Man 2 gameplay vs Baldur's Gate 3
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finally got around to watching the new x-men series and it's actually insane how well they managed to capture the language of nazism
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have they considered simply dating each other instead.
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it is so genuinely funny to me how all christian music nowadays is about wanting to kill gay people.
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here's a short and non-graphic snippet of the cop's encounter with the dog as he "fears for his life"
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in what world is a straight white billionaire considered punk.
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