Very first, very evil. Congratulations to
@DanhausenAD
! As far as I know, the VERY FIRST in history to register his makeup and appearance in wrestling.
@The_MJF
it has been an honor, a privilege, and the crowning achievement of my career to be allowed to pay you for the right to procure your trademark registration from the federal government. I’m not worthy. No one is.
Trademark if you can, register if I let you.
Thankfully
@OfficialTAZ
was pleased that the US government officially recognizes him as THE HUMAN SUPLEX MACHINE so I didn’t have to get dumped on my head.
Happy to give this to my client and my friend. You own your name now akd forever more, and nobody can take that away.
#straightcashhomey
@CashWheelerFTR
Thanks again to
@IAmJericho
for having me on Talk Is Jericho. (Stop what you’re doing and listen now! Subscribe! Follow!) It is always my pleasure to talk shop with one of the GOATS. And his alter ego Clint too…
Grief is weird. You don’t have to have known someone personally to feel the sting of losing them. Sometimes they were no more than the coolest cat to enter your home via your TV for weeks on end for years. And that’s enough. Thank you, Scott Hall. RIP
I am blessed to have seen the wonderful, kind, compassionate man behind the paint
@Sting
. Not for attention or praise or credit. But because they are the right, Christian things to do. Thanks for too many memories to count.
#ThankYouSting
When the history of wrestling is told, it won’t be forgotten that
@HeyHeyItsConrad
and
@StarrcastEvents
got CM Punk back to wrestling to refresh his memory on the love for him and his love for the craft.
For the LAST time: The 1st Amendment prevents the GOVERNMENT from censoring (abridging) speech. Run ya mouth to a stranger, at work, to a family member, to your dog, or to a temperamental goldfish and you may suffer consequences. Free speech does NOT equal free from repercussions
"I want to tell you that the windshield is bigger than the rearview mirror for a reason. What's in front of you is so much more important than what's behind you."
@JellyRoll615
Babe Ruth, Roger Maris, Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa, Barry Bonds... and now Aaron Judge. The only players to ever hit 60+ home runs in a season. That's an exclusive club.
Only Ruth is in the Hall of Fame. Yikes.
WWE has come to terms on the releases of Braun Strowman, Aleister Black, Lana, Murphy, Ruby Riott and Santana Garrett.
WWE wishes them the best in all of their future endeavors.
Had a family member pass this week. The last of my parents’ siblings. Blessedly I still have both parents, but as the youngest of four siblings I feel deeply for them.
Let me say in a clear and loud and unequivocal voice:
FUCK CANCER
FUCK ALZHEIMER’S
@HeyHeyItsConrad
Here is your invoice for my time listening to
@WHWMonday
this week. I could've listened to it on
@adfreeshows
to have a faster, ad-free listen and to get bonus shows, but.... nah. You and
@tonyschiavone24
and his sweet, sweet Khan money can afford it.
Today we celebrate the life of my uncle. A war hero, Freemason, Shriner, and devoted servant to his country, community, and his family. A finer southern gentleman there never was. The world is a better place because he was in it. RIP Uncle Floyd.
Thank you
@tonyschiavone24
! You are silently watching and judging me from across my office… just like you would if here in real life!
Get your Tony figure today at
@ringsidec
and use promo code MAJOR to save 10%.
When my daughter says ‘Daddy I need you!’ I wonder if she has any idea that I need her billion times more.
Happiest of 13th birthdays to the one who made me a dad.
@Myers_Wrestling
,
@TheMattCardona
, and
@MajorWFPod
Always great to see you and hang. It was weird giving you this at someone else’s fest but when you’re able to do your own MAJOR FEST in person it is gonna be 🔥 🔥
Official statement:
While
@dgsilva1975
has retained the services Michael Dockins, Gimmick Attorney remains in the employ of
@HeyHeyItsConrad
. One of those two dashing, charming, wise, and talented attorneys will get to the bottom of plopgate!
#doublebilling4life
#therealheel
Reminder: With all these releases it is not a 30/90 day non compete. It is 30/90 days notice to terminate their contract. Their contracts have a LOT of restrictions, including not performing for other wrestling companies. 90 days may seem like a lot but that’s 3 more months pay.
When you have the law, pound the law. When you have the facts, pound the facts. When you have neither? Pound the table. Eh
@DaxHarwood
and
@CashWheelerFTR
?
When I entered my 40s I was ok with “you will look and feel different” and “you’ll see life differently”. No one prepared me for “this is when you will start losing friends and family with regularity.” As my friend
@HeyHeyItsConrad
always says: tell your people you love them.
Nothing in this world takes more energy than the energy required to get up from a couch you've fallen asleep on to get to your own bed in the middle of the night.
BREAKING: The FTC just banned non-compete agreements.
The Federal Trade Commission has issued a final rule making it illegal for bosses to make workers sign noncompetes in any scenario, and voiding nearly all existing noncompetes.
This is a game changer for American workers.
At the risk of “in hell where lawyers belong” jokes thanks to the lighting, congrats to my friend and super lawyer and representative
@MarkSterlingEsq
!
In the wake of Bray’s release it is important to note that, in my experience, there is no 90 day non-compete. They are given a 90 day notice (contractually required) that their contract will be terminated. That is to say they remain under contract for 90 more days.
Shout out to
@RefSuperDavePWD
for helping make smiles today.
@LittleDebbie
Christmas Tree Cakes are LIFE in this house. They were nowhere to be found around me. He diligently searched around him, found them, and overnighted them to me. Friends are the real Xmas miracle. ❤️ 🎅
When I was a wee lad, my great aunt from Cali mailed us special cookies at Christmas. She passed many years ago and my oldest brother took on the role of maker. My kids LOVE them now too. For the first time this weekend (and definitely not last) we made them too.
#newtradition
Baby Gimmick CRUSHED it on his wax museum project today. I know adults who can't memorize a 4 minute speech and he rocked his 10+ times in the 45 minute parent/friends visit. So proud of him.
For the love of all that is holy. The right to freedom of speech allows individuals to express themselves without GOVERNMENT interference or regulation. If you run your yap about other people you can be held liable for such lies, malice, and defamation.
A couple years ago my best friend pestered me to start lifting with him. I resisted but finally gave in. I struggled to throw up reps of 110. Last night I set a PR (for now). You’re never too old or busy or out of shape to change your lifestyle. Thanks
@jzamfit
for the training.