hi this is uhh a scheduled post and if your seeing this today is my birthday!!! im probably asleep at the time of this being sent so i wont be able to see anything you guys say until like
5 hours later lol
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do you think after martha realised she nearly continued the cycle she constantly thinks about it and thinks shes a failure and is a terrible mother because she nearly became like her dad and all of the pain comes back to her
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h-hey! i'm not gonna waste time so... *puts my mouth against yours, moaning softly.*
you taste... so good.. i love it..! mmph.... *starts salivating over you, dripping it down your chin.*
wdym you guys aren't your pfps? ghibli food looks so good "minor" are you 7 or 17 ? reply and ill assign you a character. we should rename selfcest dopplebanger. Left facing pops dni. was i robbed? losing interactions please reply if you see this Help me I got scammed sugar daddy
"Oomfs..?" I say, in panic. "Don't go... You Can't! What...what would we do without you?" "A-after all of our memories together...I can't just lose you!" I say, trying to hold back tears. "I'M NOT READY FOR YOU TO GO!" I exclaim.
"All of my brazillian mutuals, gone just like that..?" I say, devastated. As I get up I slowly walk towards Elon Musk, "You're nothing but a filthy scum.. I wanted to give you a second chance, I believed that you could do better, and you do this? I'm sick of you and your tricks."
i wish i had enough followers for me to just say "ሰይጣንሁላችንንምወደሲኦልይጎትተናል666666666666666666666666666666666666666666" and have 100 people say "THEVOICESTHEVOICES HURT.THEVOICESTHEVOICES HURTSOMUCH.THEVOICESAREGETTING LOUDERTHEVOICESARELOUD"
*blushes* Y-you really think so, astrology-chan..? I...never got a compliment like that before.. Umm... *nervously twirling hair* ...w-would you like to go out with me..?
o-oomfie-chan! w-what a… nice surprise… bumping you here… hehe… W-WELL! i got something… hmph… to ask you oomfie-chan… will… will you meet me under… the main cherry blossom tree…? You k-know… the one at the back of the school… Y-YOU WILL?? *blushes* O-OK!
me: im a sigma
big chungus: *shocked pikachu face*
keanu reeves: wholesome chungus!
reddit: take my upvotes
[everyone liked that.]
20 like for part 3 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
isekai memelord meets the monster girls
retweets would be cool even though it doesn't look that great
feel free to say would to any of these ladies
i anticipate many of you will
if your my mutual theres a 80/20 chance i see you as a friend or that one weird cousin you never really got close enough to be to friends but close enough to the point where they think your friends with them when your not and its gets all weird and
wdym you guys aren't your pfps? ghibli food looks so good "minor" are you 7 or 17 ? reply and ill assign you a character. we should rename selfcest dopplebanger. Left facing pops dni. was i robbed? losing interactions please reply if you see this Help me I got scammed sugar daddy