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RAISE YOUR HAND IF THIS MAN RUINED YOUR LIFE (because you love him so much it hurts) 🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️
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“I’m passing the information to his security team!��
The security team:
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I cry every single day that this was taken away from us. This was the rat man of my dreams. I would die for that stache and those sideburns. THE NOSE 😭😭😭
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I am telling you right the fuck now…if that man looked at me like this, I would shit myself and die on the spot. I wish it wasn’t true but I know myself and I already see how that movie ends. No glory. Just death via the shit wizard himself. 😂☠️🫠😭
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Phillip is the guy in the office who is TOO good at his job so management has him working 5 whole positions with no extra pay or recognition.
I think we should talk more about the Ghouls in Rats
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I just think it’s sweet that Seestor still writes his name on his things before the first day of school so they don’t get lost/stolen. 🥺❤️😭
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I go through all the stages of grief DAILY (sometimes multiple times per day) for the mustache/sideburn/nose that was stolen from us. 😭😭😭😭
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I don’t think you understand. I would walk across 5000 miles of lego blocks with bare feet to get 10 minutes with this filthy fucker. 🥵☠️😭
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I love this for him 😂 (commented on a MH Ghost article hating on them. Now he is getting “sex-addicted perverts from Hell” on his feed and is confused why) LOVE 2 C IT 🫡😘😂🤘🏻
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Starting a support group called: CARDINAL COPIA RUINED MY LIFE DOT COM
All are welcome.
First session is NOW. 😭😭😭😭😭🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
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Ummm I have to go walk my sock. I mean I have to go water my ceiling. FUCK. No. What I am trying to say is that I need to get the oil changed for my toaster. Ummm BYE 🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️
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“Anyways…I tend to get seasonal allergies. You know, the ‘achoo’ whole thing. You guys, say ‘achoo!’. Say it! ‘Achoo!’. Good…good. Ah no I’m not going to say ‘bless you’ but Jesus will! Let’s welcome Kevin ‘Jesus’ Kaufman from New York! You all know pollen is tree sex, right?”
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@ghosttemplatte
OMFG AND THE ROOM?!?!? WE HAD OUR ENTIRE HOUSE STOLEN DOWN TO OUR FUCKING SHOES 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 WHYYY TOBIAS YOU ARE TEARING ME APART
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HEY MR. GHOST!! A one, a two, a you know what to do…(RELEASE SOMETHING ON MY BIRTHDAY PLEASE OKAY BYE BYE)
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The first
#GRAMMYs
awards of 2024 will be presented exactly 48 hours from now. Updates as they happen.
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PLEASE TOBIAS JENS FORGE OF SWEDEN USE TIME TRAVEL AS A WAY TO BRING CARDINAL AND HIS OLD FACE BACK I AM BEGGING CRYING SHIDDING FARDING IT IS TOUGH OUT ON THESE STREETS WITHOUT HIM AND WE ARE STARVING YOU CAN DO THE RIGHT THING HERE JUST LET US HAVE OUR MANS BACK 😭😭😭😭
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SIR YOU CAN’T TRICK ME I KNEW I’D SEEN THIS BEFORE. Majoras ass playin’ nerd ass punny ass man. 😂😂☠️☠️☠️
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Lmao on first watch, I swore it flashed this photo 😭☠️😂
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“I can’t hear shit.”
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You know what is different about Ghost fans compared to other bands? Ghost fans are never afraid to give that “hey I love your sweatshirt” or “hell yeah I love Ghost” when in public and they see my sweatshirt. It feels like a motorcycle wave to other motorcyclists lmao I love it
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This is the love of my life. I will never be okay. He has ruined me and I haven’t been the same since I found out he existed. No amount of therapy or reality can help. I’m too far down the rat face Cardinal rabbit hole so I live here now.
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When you hammered the square a little too hard and now someone’s flesh is rotting tonight.
#relatable
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Sorry not Ghost related but LOOK AT THIS MAN 😻😻😻😭😭😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥹 he so happy ahhhhhhh
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Cardinal Copia rolls up looking like this in a red Alfa Romeo and offers you a ride. What are you saying (or doing)? 😇😈
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Me looking at myself in the mirror trying to understand how an old Italian dude in tight pants completely rules my life.
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Sorry to my boyfriend who had to hear me get the wind get knocked out of me and then proceed to make strange noises and breathe heavy like a creep when I saw this photo AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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@xzombiexqueen
is unreal. She ALSO commissioned a birthday present from
@Sanda_sielin
featuring me and my dark Cardinal 😻😻😻😭😭😭😭😭😭 I CANT HANDLE IT I LOVE YOU JO ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Peemo was for the ragers. Secondo was for the bros. Terzo was for the ladies. Copia is for the she’s/the he’s/the they’s/and the gays (that sexy slut).
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Happiest
#ghelfiesunday
everyone!! Going to ride my tricycle and hope I don’t crash. Bye!! 💕🤘🏻😘
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@sillysillystars
@lilchopin1
Cardinal Copia is my tight pants wearing kitten I want to…you know.
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Exhibit 6669 as to why I don’t feel bad about objectifying the old man. 🫠🫠🫠
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This is the face of a man who gave us the sexiest character to ever exist and then took him from us like an evil little shit wizard. (WHY IS HE SO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ☠️😭😭😭😭😻😻😻)
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My answer still stands: SMASH. Idk maybe extra smash because he looks so deranged.
I won’t be taking questions.
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I think Cardinal Copia is ugly.
APRIL FOOLS GOT YOU FUCKERS GOOD HE IS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE MAN I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP SOME NIGHTS BECAUSE HE WILL NEVER BE MINE
APRIL FOOLS AGAIN I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT HAHAHA YOU GIYS ARE SO GULLIBLE
😂😂😂
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A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TWO JOBS
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OMFG some religious people just came knocking on my front door. I am on the couch and just froze. My window is open & they were saying “hello! I like your pumpkin!” and she said that twice. IT’S MY FUCKIN PAPA IV HORRIBLY PAINTED PUMPKIN HAHAHAHAHAHA IM DYING BRO 😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️
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What if….just hear me out…(pretend this is the best photoshop you’ve ever seen)
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Phillip is about to make me take him to the penthouse and freak it. Like I’m about to act up in this club rn because of a motherfucker named PHILLIP. 🫦🤣
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MY FRIEND BOUGHT THIS GHATCH IN 2014 FOR HIS PRIMO COSTUME BUT NEVER USED IT SO HE GAVE IT TO ME TONIGHT 😻😻😻 Going to make a battle vest. It’s a thing, you’ll see.
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You ever wake up to see art of a fictional man giving the most passionate, open mouth with tongue kiss while grabbing face with his leather gloves and then just fucking have a mental breakdown because he’s not even real but he’s kind of real but you’ll never have him and you 😭😭
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Yeah. Error 404 can’t find MY SANITY BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING RIGATONI ASS MOTHERFUCKER ☠️☠️🙃🙃🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
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This one kicks me in the ovaries every single time 🙃🤤🫠❤️😻
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Happy
#ghelfiesunday
❤️ Just rode 80 miles so I’m going to sleep now. Speaking of things I want to ride….HEHEHEHE 😈😇
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Hi can someone please edit Terzo falling offstage but reverse it and set it to Josh Groban’s “You Raise Me Up”? No reason.
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One thing about me is that I’m going to always pretend I’m married to The Cardinal and no one can stop me. The end. 😘 (art by
@Sanda_sielin
and
@Jaxx29nyr
❤️)
"OC/Self-ship x canon is cringe!"
"NO you can't make your OC marry the canon character!"
Me, living my best life creating character designs, story and making the self/oc marry the canon character:
Life is short. Go have fun writing, designing your oc with your fave characters!
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Do you think that I (left) would have a chance with him (right)??
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Me when
@thebandGHOST
finally releases a Ghovie teaser. All was right in the world yesterday. And Mother Nature knew it. 🌈
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Probably already been done but whatever. I’m in love with an idiot who said gas leak. Deal with it.
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I’m so sickkkk 😭😭😭 I miss you all. I’ll come back when I’m not sleeping 22 hours a day.
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I know I say this about every photo of this man to exist but THIS IS *THE* PHOTO IM FERAL RRRAHHHHHGHHHHHH HELP
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EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. ☠️🥵🖤
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I get off of my phone for 10 minutes to put my makeup on and I come back to Cuntfest ‘24?!?!? LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO 😻😻😻😻😻🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
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Cardinal Copia at 18 years old probably
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Philliam please save us 😩☠️☠️☠️🤤🤤
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Me running away from my non-ghost obsessed friends after saying the most feral, unhinged shit about a filthy satanic pope and his tight pantaloons
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CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE AT FORGENATION WE LOST HIM TO THE GRAMMY BUILDING THEN SUDDENLY JOSH FUCKIN GROBANS ASS SHOWS UP WITH THE SWEDE WHO IS DIRECTING THIS THRILLER?!?
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*bars slam shut* You guys are probably wondering how I ended up in horny jail again.
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It’s normal to scream and hit your steering wheel (THE CAR WAS PARKED DONT WORRY) with pent up lust for an old Italian Cardinal who talks about his butthole and gets grumpy on stage and stomps around…right?! RIGHT?!?
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Update: Peemo’s Garden (aka mine) is POPPING THE FUCK OFFFF 😻🥹💕
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19 vs. now. That’s 16 years difference holy shit. Worked hard to know who I am, what I want/deserve, and found my passion for riding bikes. You couldn’t pay me any amount to go back to 19. Life isn’t perfect but I wake up with a clear head and that’s worth EVERYTHING. ❤️
19 vs now
i lost my makeup skills and became a healthy weight 🤷🏽♀️
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I just really need to feel that nose and fuck ass little stache against my —— ☠️☠️☠️☠️
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Ahem…well he nailed it with Cardinal Copia. He is to me what the Cats kittens are to TF. I dream of getting my hands on that tight pants man and “just…you know.” 😂😂😂😂😂 HE IS US HAHAHA HE GETS IT
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Kitten, short for Twitter Kitten
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Personal milestone: today I celebrate 8 years sober!!! I was ruining my own life and my best friend gave me tough love which is what I needed. “You are reminding me of your mom.” Poured the champagne down the drain when I woke up and never looked back. ❤️💕 Grateful. 💕❤️
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