I just had an ungodly
#soapghost
idea and I need to share it with you.
So one day Ghost is eating something, and Soap comes by and leans in for a little kiss and then that kiss becomes two kisses and soon enough they're snoggin in the dining room, right?
😵💫📢 Come get your horny thread-fic!
🔞Ghost is stressed to all hell and his Sergeant is all too happy to help out🔞
Based on the quoted tweet. Peep the CN in the second tweet of this thread. This one is long af so settle in!
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"Can I uh- help you with anything? I don't know about that paperwork but-"
Ghost stares at him for a long moment. "I don't see any way for you to help me unless you're down with a quick blowjob, Johnny."
"Honestly, sir. I am."
okay but what if soap convinces himself that ghost THE GHOST would never be into him so he is absolutely oblivious to his flirting.
doesn't help that ghost is a bit rusty, so his flirting is... of questionable quality.
imagine the absolute agony for price and gaz.
ghost on his back, soap dipping up from between his legs absolutely dripping on the sheets, smile so wide the corners of his mouth must hurt.
ghost smiling back.
chef ghost being all moody and dark and not talking to anyone. waiter soap tries everything to get him to warm up. eventually he gives up.
one night at the restaurant, a patron gets violent with soap and is suddenly dragged out by an enraged ghost who beats him bloody.
thinking about sexually promiscuous soap being a party animal, going out and sleeping with a lot of people. one day he meets a masked stranger at a party and gets the best fuck of his life. he's ruined for it, can't fuck anyone else, it just feels bad in comparison.
landscape gardener soap x freshly discharged ghost.
soap's business gets a new contract and he heads up to the old cemetary to work the bushes and mow the lawns when he sees some masked guy sitting near a bunch of graves that are horribly overgrown.
ghost and soap casually hook up from time to time. after a particularly bad day ghost comes into soap's room in the middle of the night and just blankly says "you in the mood?" he sounds beaten down, sad even.
soap doesn't open his eyes but he grins. "i am sleeping."
💀🧼HC
Soap really likes thunderstorms. He always watches them, loves the feeling of rain on his bare skin during a summer storm.
Ghost however is scared of them. He'd never admit it, but he flinches at the loud sounds and hides away from the lightning.
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guardian angel au where soap is absolutely reckless. he has fun almost blowing himself up and pushes the line over and over again until he has a very pissed off guardian angel in his room one night, yelling at him.
ghost setting up a google home bc he likes the novelty of it only to discover soap standing in the living room screaming at the damn thing because it doesn't understand his accent.
Soap growing up with nudity being normal. Soap walking around the showers naked after a mission. Soap being blissfully unaware that Ghost is biting his own hand drawing BLOOD bc he cannot handle this as he walks by with a quick "oh hey LT".
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ghost and soap have the same phone and after going to the gym they switch by accident and soap discovers that the lieutenant has shit phone security because he unlocks it without thinking twice and is met with some very risqué pictures ghost took right before putting it down.
Soap continued, hollowing out his cheeks so increase the pressure even more. Ghost whined, throwing his head back as he shot his release deep into Soap's throat.
He felt the motion of swallowing press against his head, milking his orgasm for so long Ghost forgot how to breathe.
He glares at Soap, who happily kicks his feet off the side of the hospital bed. "Wanted to kiss you."
"Did you see what I was eating?"
Silence.
Then, "yeah."
"Fuck's sake!"
"Worth it!"
old man ghost having a disc prolapse during sex so he has to be carried to medbay by soap.
gaz is taking pictures, laughing about how soap "broke him".
price is standing by the door shaking his head in disappointment.
little assassins au treat for u bc my mind won't shut up abt that scene
cn: slutshaming
"heard you've been looking for me. i ought to teach you to keep your whore mouth shut." soap swallowed. "didn't seem to mind my mouth the other night." there was a huff, then the sound of a
lifeguard soap meets competitive swimmer ghost?
tan, fun, summer-loving, easy going soap on the guard tower exchanging smiles and glaces with ghost who wears a full swimmers suit despite the temperatures and decidedly *ignores* the hot lifeguard who keeps winking at him.
😳📢 IT'S HAPPENING! THE THREAD HAS ARRIVED!
🔞Soap is in need of some release and things go south from there🔞
There has been so much build-up, I am actually nervous to post it. This is 4500 words so uh - yeah. CN in the second tweet.
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ghost x soap except ghost has to bottom bc whenever he even comes close to fucking soap he just comes. every time without fail. can't hold it together long enough to fuck his mans
what if i told you i'm writing a ghost that is such a fucking bottom, so whiny and needy. all arrogant and smug until he wants something buried in his ass.
🔞| professor!ghost x student!soap snippet
simon took him in for a moment, taking his time before he walked over. long fingers glid over the skin on his arm, slowly making their way to his shoulder.
soap shuddered under the touch, eyes flicking up to simon’s.
🔞| THREADFIC TIME
soap heard a lot about the elusive ghost. mainly scary stories passed between soldiers during their long nights of waiting. but when soap hits a rough patch during a mission, he finds that maybe ghost is not quite the monster everyone thinks he is.
still thinking abt this hmmmm cn: slutshaming
soap begging for more, needing it, wanting it so badly and ghost just standing in the shadows telling him 'i don't fuck sluts, forget about that night' and soap telling him to give him a chance he'll do anything
thinking about sexually promiscuous soap being a party animal, going out and sleeping with a lot of people. one day he meets a masked stranger at a party and gets the best fuck of his life. he's ruined for it, can't fuck anyone else, it just feels bad in comparison.
what about civvie ghost living in a shit neighbourhood, working the graveyard shift somewhere and always seeing some dude putting down graffiti on the walls.
one night, the police show up and almost catch the guy, but ghost sees and waves him over to hide at his place.
🌶️💀🧼🌶️
soap with a voyeurism kink acting like he doesn't know ghost can see him and it makes ghost very hard and very horny but he also feels so bad for watching send tweet
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I am obsessed with Ghost and Soap kissing once after a mission bc of adrenaline and never talking about it bc let's be real they wouldn't and then just sexual tensioning the sexual tension until it cannot tension any longer😏😏😏
"just like daddy soap aren't you? yes y-"
soap turned his head as if in slow motion, eyes widening as he spotted a dark figure leaning in the doorway.
"what in lizzy's name are you doing?"
he swallowed, slowly lowering the rubber duck in his hand towards the water. there were
"no but some company would be nice." he knows ghost is relieved by the way his shoulders shake when he crawls into the bed. his breathing doesn't calm down.
soap can only hope that ghost realises he can ask for closeness without sex. that it's okay to just be with someone else.
Oh boy it sure would be a shame if someone were to write a coffee shop AU.👀
Even worse with Ghost being the barista and Soap coming in to draw and forgetting his notebook one day and Ghost discovers that he has been drawing him. 👀
Horrible idea, really.
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man's is getting soap little gifts, waits for him before/after briefings, always sits next to him, listens to all his stories with hearts in his eyes
meanwhile soap cries to gaz all the time bc ghost is so nice and he is ruining their "very good friendship"™️ by having a crush
🔞|
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it is done. the 50 page, 15k professor/student ghostsoap oneshot 'biomimicry' is now up on ao3!
please enjoy!
[link in next tweet]
he needs to find this guy, needs to pin him down and get another fix. but nobody knows who he is, nobody even remembers seeing him there.
soap asks the staff, his friends - comes up empty.
when he comes home one night, someone is in his apartment waiting for him.
thinking about how long it must've been since ghost felt rain on his bare face and how his eyes would light up when soap pulls him into the storm to feel the wind in his hair and how it's one of those little freedoms we don't think about that he doesn't have.
they spend the night on the sticky kitchen floor, eating fancy cheese and drinking the stuff out of price's good wine collection and when the doors unlock early in the morning both are actually kind of sad about it.
🍜Ghoap Enemies to Lovers🍳
They get paired up in the cooking class they each take because Ghost relies solely on instructions and Soap freestyles too much.
The instructor thinks they will balance each other out, but they end up almost killing each other.
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Librarian Ghost meets the new-in-town guy that's volunteering to read stories for children once a week.
That's it. That's the tweet.
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The nurse is kind and gentle and thankfully doesn't ask too many questions. She simply gives Soap his epinephrine shot and gives them a form to fill out.
Ghost stares at the first question. "What the fuck am I supposed to say on how this happened?"
"Are you allergic to this?"
Soap decidedly does /not/ look at him, but his hand is still scratching and Ghost can hear his breathing getting harsher.
"Fucking hell", he grabs him and pulls him outside to get to a hospital.
ghost just humms and turns to leave.
soap can feel that something is up. something deeper than sudden horniness. he sighs and taps the bed next to him. "you wanna come in?"
"change your mind?" ghost doesn't sound hopeful, it's bitter rather.
yawning, soap shakes his head.
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Soap has a peculiar talent and his Lieutenant isn't sure how much longer he can endure their weird flirting without losing his mind.
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There was this kind of easy flow between them. [1]
💀🧼 | idea / drabble
1300 words
someone dresses up as ghost to hunt down the 141 when they least expect it.
cn: angst, death (no mcd but it's unclear for a moment), blood/guns
So, after a few minutes, Ghost notices Soap breaking free to breathe a lot more often than usually. His eyes red.
Naturally he's concerned for the other man, asking if everything is alright.
"Yeah, why shouldn't it be?"
Ghost raises his brows. "Your face."
"i'm also sorry," his voice is low, almost a whisper. "i did know these people. they have nobody left but me."
soap feels a lump in his throat. he puts the equipent away and takes half a step towards the man. "do you want to tell me about them?"
[END]
Soap coughs and begins scratching his neck. He's not crying, like Ghost originally had assumed, but /something/ is wrong.
He stares at the food he'd been eating.
"Johnny", voice slow and deliberate he ignores the innocent looks he is being thrown.
oral fixation soap standing in the doorway swirling his toothbrush around whilst scrolling on his phone, backlit by the ugly yellow bathroom light. meanwhile ghost is close to popping a vein on his forehead bc soap does horrible shit to him and he doesn't even KNOW
"it's cold, you can take my gloves if you want to."
"nah, i'm good but thank you."
"are you sure? don't want your hands to be cold."
"very kind of you but i don't need th-"
"take the gloves that's an order!"
meanwhile price and gaz have to mute their comms bc they are laughing.
🔞More Bath-Time Fuckery🔞
This is what I do now apparently and I am a-okay with it. I researched how to properly fuck in a bathtub for this. Oof.
Length: 2800 words.
Cn: Mention Of Blood, Walking In On Someone, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Feels
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Alright people. Let's do this the proper way, huh?
🔞Soap takes a bath, Ghost joins at the worst possible time🔞
2000 words.
CN: Voyeurism, Teasing, Handjobs, Two Idiots Finally Acting On Their Feelings, Dirty Talk
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"just like daddy soap aren't you? yes y-"
soap turned his head as if in slow motion, eyes widening as he spotted a dark figure leaning in the doorway.
"what in lizzy's name are you doing?"
he swallowed, slowly lowering the rubber duck in his hand towards the water. there were
soap is the type of guy to try and spitroast himself between a door and a wall with two suction cup dildos only to then get stuck like this and oh no :( what if someone finds him :( whatever will they doooo
ghost: HELLO SOAP I LIKE YOU AS MORE THAN A FRIEND.
soap: aw, lt! you're my favorite co-worker, too!! haha
at this rate ghost has to pull out the "u wanna be my boyfriend yes no maybe" card like a fucking middleschooler and soap would still not get it.
i'm sitting here tweeting this like ghost wouldn't take nudes like some tinder fuckboy. grey sweatpants, flashlight on, palming himself but it's barely visible bc he picked the worst possible angle. also the picture is blurry.
about two weeks after this, the power goes out after the restaurant is closed and ghost is locked in due to electric locks.
he thinks ah fuck a night in the kitchen but then he hears something and discovers soap was also still in the building.
"you look good today, soap."
"thank you, sir. worked on my form when i was sparring with gaz"
"no, i mean you-"
"what, so my form is off? do i still balance myself to the left to much?"
"that's not what i meant."
"?"
"forget it."
There are so many head cannons for how/when Ghost takes the mask off in front of Soap for the first time but I like to think he just does it absentmindedly one day bc he's so comfortable he doesn't even think about it.
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🔞Reunion after a long mission🔞
CN: (Forced) Abstinence, Sexual Frustration, Scent Kink, Explicit M/M Sexual Content, Praise/Degradation, Rough But Loving Sex
Ghost telling Soap he can't touch himself as long as Ghost is on a solo mission. It takes him a few weeks to come back and when he finally does come back Soap is WRECKED and DESPERATE and hgn I need to write my fics why are the brainworms so strong today????
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price and the the 141 are going mad, trying to find ghost and soap who never got to their exfil after a mission. they are mia, half the sas is looking for them, laswell is involved - meanwhile ghost and soap finally managed to act on their feelings, fucking their lives out
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"Can I uh- help you with anything? I don't know about that paperwork but-"
Ghost stares at him for a long moment. "I don't see any way for you to help me unless you're down with a quick blowjob, Johnny."
"Honestly, sir. I am."
imagine his surprise when the artist turns out to be this freakishly confident art student whos never been in trouble thanks to daddy's money.
but who also constantly keeps disappointing his family.
imagine what might happen when the police do catch him and he gets kicked out.
i am a firm believer of ghost and soap having the most childish ass relationship in the world.
you're telling me you see these two men and you don't immediately see the vision of them racing each other for the car keys to see who will drive? the bickering? the playfighting?
💀🧼 | cn: angst, blood
ghost got seperated from the rest of his team two days ago. it had been a long 48 hours. he barely had any ammo left, his bicep had been cut, clothes ripped, mask soaked in sweat and blood.
not even his comms worked anymore, the cable ripped.
they are goofy and cannot keep their hands off of each other and every inch of skin, ever bump and bruise and scar and little oddity is just another thing to explore. every mishap and noise and unexpected cramp another thing to laugh at.
unbridled joy. together. finally.
okay hear me out! soap and ghost deeply dislike each other while working together in the sas. ghost thinks soap is too young and reckless/overconfident, keeps his distance because of it. soap in turn is annoyed because ghost isn't a team player and thinks he's better than soap.
"you don't have to act like a mother hen, i can take care of myself!"
"it's not just that, there are... extenuating circumstances."
"like what?"
ghost thinks about the dog ripping his shit apart if something happens.
"paperwork."
And as Soap is learning this, he sees the storms in a new light. Apprechiating that he has the priviledge of seeing them just as what they are.
Ghost lost this innocent wonder a long time ago.
simon in a 20s suit at a gala, being told to play nice with the women there because his father wants him to marry into a wealthy family.
rich, golden light. servants everywhere.
he is sitting at a table, bored out of his mind until he locks eyes with someone not fitting in.
1920s trustfund-kid ghost is at a fancy gala, meets a good looking guy who takes him home - only to realise the guy is a criminal trying to rob him.
something something whirlwind romance where ghost is corrupted by criminal soap (but really, he was bored of his life anyways)
and then theres a pause and ghost whips his cock out and tells him 'you got five minutes' and soap fucking SCRAMBLES to make him feel good while ghost sits in an armchair, leaned back fat thighs spread njevujewf
out your parental fantasies with a duck."
soap felt the tips of his ears burn red, he rolled his eyes to play over that. "what, you heard me say daddy and you came running?"
ghost was eerily silent for a second too long.
something in soap's lower stomach tightened.
cn: breeding kink
certain people (👀) got me thinking abt ghost all plugged up after soap came inside a few times, feeling it slosh around as he moves. soap pulling the plug out after a while to see himself running down ghosts legs.
Ghost is probably completely overwhelmed by how loud Soap is and how well he knows himself. He can't match the energy right away so Soap has him lay down and just tries stuff and when he finds that sweet spot Ghost is surprised to hear himself yell- I'm so normal abt this
"throwing a granade against a wall and hoping it bounces in the right direction? are you fucking kidding me?"
"who-"
"and the damn gall to not even wear your gear half the time. guy shows up to an active warzone in a ratty t-shirt! i swear to god if i could, i'd kill you myself."
thinking abt ghost and soap in the field together and every hostile being scared of ghost but then soap comes in and they relax a little until they see him rip people the fuck apart.
the man has repressed anger issues and he is absolutely lethal.
The Lieutenant laughed coarsely against Soap’s ear, “never said I wanted to /receive/ one now, did I?”
“Hnng”, Soap closed his eyes at that, head tilted back so Ghost could devour his neck while his hands started working on his belt.
/and how he knew the Lieutenant had a bit of a sweet tooth. No words came out, though, except for another, thinner, “yes”.
The air shifted and when Soap dared to look up he spotted the eyes of the other growing soft. “Thank you.” It sounded earnest, warm even. “Come in.”
soap's free hand sliding up and down the inner thighs so lovingly it makes ghost's heart hurt. he can't believe he's allowed to feel this way. to be so vulnerable, spread open with soap sucking his dick, two fingers buried in his cunt curling just the way he likes it.
ghost coming back from a mission and just wordlessly climbing in the bed. soap immediately knows the mission was hard and asks if he can do sth and ghost wraps his hand around soap's cock bc he needs to hear something that's not a pained scream or gunfire.
It was known to anyone on the base that Ghost had been… a little stressed lately. Doors were being shut a tad too loud, paper was being crumbled at the slightest annoyance and his fists were clenched whenever he could be seen walking around.
The recruits were scared shitless.
sharing the shower after the pool closes, backs pressed against tile walls, hushed moans echoing through the big empty locker room.
shitty water pressure and the smell of chlorine and two guys walking in as strangers and walking out holding hands.
“Bringing me tea was enough of a kindness, really. I don’t see a way for you to help me with the rest unless you’re down for a quick blowjob.”
A joke.
Soap wasn’t stupid. He /knew/ it was a joke.
and soap loves making ghost laugh during sex. because he can. because it's fun and free and they are happy so why not laugh?
why not giggle at the squishy noises and the fact that soap's facial hair is slowly developing a reddish tint and the absolute mess they make every time?