I'm TeaTime - esports talent from Pakistan specializing in Counter-Strike.
I've casted, hosted, interviewed and coached teams at world championship qualifier level events - RMRs.
Here's my showreel, please get in touch!
RTs appreciated!
Email below⬇️
The fact that
@fl0mtv
has 5k viewers for the Funspark ulti finals when the main stream has 25k is just so clearly reason for CSGO TOs to open up costreaming.
NA doesn't have to be dead - it's the land of the influencer. Imagine
@tarik
costreaming the Dreamhack NA matches
Fuck your excuses NA CS.
"We can't practice Europe on 80 ping! We can't play good pugs even though we live on East Coast!"
The entire Mongolian scene has played on 120-130 ping European servers to the point where they have a convincing top 10 team with no history or pedigree.
I'm sorry to the world about being right about Asian CS all this time.
We ARE the second best region in the CS world.
These players have done it without all the cash cups in the world, without communities flocking to "Save Asian CS" and without any history behind it.
N0thing, the American player most known for his time in Cloud9, was kicked from his team in July of 2017, effectively quit playing pro Counter-Strike at the time.
He then stood in for
@mousesports
at ESL 1 Belo Horizonte replacing their best player 11 months later (1/2)
Galaxy Racer, a company self valued at 1.5 billion dollars entered Pakistan under
@Falamb3
.
They pledged to invest several mn. dollars into the Pakistani ecosystem.
Uptil now they've held one event, and have outstanding payments of OVER $110,000 to Pakistani esport players.
🧵
@vooCSGO
Ferrari peek is a wide swing because it takes time for a ferrari to stop.
Xantares peek is either a jiggle 1 tap OR it looks like the guy just doesn't stop and keeps running while he shoots you on your screen.
Happy independence day to
@_badnewseagles
!
The only Kosovans I know, what a world esports has given us.
Can't imagine having interacted with so many countries and their people who I would never have heard of from Pakistan otherwise.
Good luck to
@nqzcs
and
@tryRSS
The best South American AWPers in the world about to take the major stage tomorrow.
I cannot wait to see young blood spill blood.
Only to get to the grand finals of the 200K LAN, losing a FIVE MAP SERIES versus the Faze Clan with Niko, Karrigan and Guardian.
And despite that he stayed retired, only returning for select stand in performances in the future.
The
@BLASTPremier
Paris RMR for the Middle East has again removed Pakistan from the list of countries allowed to participate.
Pakistan gets 140 ping to HK in Asia, where we were assigned, while we get under 50 to DXB which is where the Middle Eastern qualifiers are being held.
I'm sorry to the world about being right about Asian CS all this time.
We ARE the second best region in the CS world.
These players have done it without all the cash cups in the world, without communities flocking to "Save Asian CS" and without any history behind it.
I'm so excited to announce that I'll be commentating the Asian RMR for the Paris Major 2023!
I believe that this makes me the first Pakistani endemic commentator to be hired for a world championship connected esports event, and the first PK broadcaster to work internationally!
Pakistani CSGO is having a league again! Link in next reply.
200k prize pool, full season that'll then be split into amateur and "pro" league after the first season is finished.
4 seasons a year, and if you're lucky and I have time, you'll get to wreck me!
Link below
I'm a person of colour.
@RLewisReports
has always not only been overwhelmingly nice to me, he also hounded me to ask who a TO was who rejected me for casting by citing my ethnicity when I asked him what to do about it and was protecting the fellow. All this smear campaign is dumb
I'm CS:GO talent from Pakistan looking to be hired by TO's for LAN and online events alike. (Also need agency rep!)
Also worked national TV + perform as a comic so I can help with content!
Contact: mamoonsabri
@gmail
.com
RT's Appreciated!
Showreel:
After today's fantastic performance by
@furiagg
versus
@TheNorthIsHere
,
@guerriCSGO
had a message for all the
#BRA
fans after the
#ECS7
#ECS
semi finals!
Full interview up soon as well, so subscribe to the YouTube I link in replies for that!
Discussing esports diplomatic ties between India and Pakistan.
Romania is officially crowned neutral territory for diplomatic discussions. Thank you PGL for facilitating this process of peace.
Gen G getting into CS2 is another huge step forward for Asian Counter-Strike.
With India investing into the South Asian market, lots of organizations getting into China and Japan and Eflare developing the SEA market, we're going to have an amazing chance of a global game again.
@RyanAtDust2
NA spends more money on poor roster moves than seemingly any other region by a ridiculous proportion.
Add that to a culture (in CS) of complaining about things like scrims/teammates/travel etc while Brazilian players/teams do all that and more makes it easy to dunk on it.
Why has Pakistan been taken out of the Middle Eastern qualifiers for the RMR? We've been playing these for years consistently, it's the only region 40-50 ping to.
We've instead been pushed to ROA, where most of the matches are going to be HK (140 ping for us) or SGP (90-110).
Disgraceful. The Pakistani CSGO team selected for
@IeSF_Master
has been completely stomped by team India.
It's disgraceful because none of these players had to qualify, most of these players haven't played CSGO for a year, and we have teams who actually compete in the time.
IHC are officially a top 20 team from Asia!
Both the HLTV and ESL World Ranking have them rank 19 and 18 respectively now.
I believe that this is the second team from Asia ever to make it to the top 20 after Tyloo?
Congratulations
@ihc_esports
!
@zews
Hello Zews, I'm holding a LAN event in Nazimabad Karachi if you guys come.
We'll call it the Liquid LAN - you will have to pay for your own flights but I'll house you with my uncle. It will be a $1788 (500000 Rs) prize pool with all the best teams in Karachi attending.
Pls cum
Voo is referring to the other player from Monte that Astralis could have signed sdy.
Sdy, or "Some Danes are Young" is an IGL from Denmark famous for being the only Danish player that
@s1mpleO
ever allowed into his team.
Despite his difficult relationship with the Ukrainian
The difference between tier 1 and tier 2 teams in CSGO is to me still the mechanics of the average pro player, only it's in a different way compared to before.
Hear me out - teams like Monte/9ine/Forze that look impressive make people think tier 2 caught up in mechanics.
1/x
???
@Saadsterino
IS THIS TRUE?
If it is then I believe Saad is going to be the FIRST PLAYER EVER from Pakistan* to go compete at a tier 1 international LAN in a team based esport.
HUGE milestone for CS, and for Pakistani esports in general!
(Idk if this is a stand in or perm)
I believe that IHC is guaranteed top 18~ ranking after this week on HLTV.
They should be moving past Sprout, BNE, and possibly ENCE.
With the ESL world rankings, they get +150 points and also move on to being ranked top 20 in the world there.
Only non Tyloo Asian top 20 team.
With the elimination of the former Exploit lineup from VCC, please give your support to
@Saadsterino
who will be competing to once again try and represent Pakistan at the CS:GO major with the Divine Vendetta team in the Middle East RMR qualifiers.
What
@GodsReignIN
is doing is something I hope Pakistani players watch and learn from. They could end up qualifying for the RMR after 6 months of solid practice, scrims and changing lineups when you need to.
Pakistani players in the meanwhile have been wasting their time, not
I hate opening Reddit and seeing them talk about the desk and its takes.
r/globaloffensive just gets softer and dumber as time goes on.
"Maui shouldn't have said that Cadian's legacy is going to be an almost-was in very eloquent words because they sound harsh to me."
Fuckers.
Broky's honestly a fucking lunatic.
I really think his story of coming into relevance in tier 1 back in 2020 is slept on because people are so much more enamored with the Zywoo/Donk/Shiro/Axile type stories.
@Elfishguy
So what you're saying is that
@TSM
could officially have a top Mongolian CSGO team without paying buyouts?
On a serious note - that really sucks. Wonder whether any of the Valorant orgs like Bleed would want to pick them up.
@ImpressioNgg
save them!
REALLY cool that former Exploit (Now Team Snakes) is able such a big wineven without the org and everything.
A game 5 between PK's best team and a great Indian team only has 2.5k viewers is ... disappointing - especially with the match is actually good.
Snakes were insane tho.
There is no doubt that
@hsbtheking
is one of the, if not the face of PC esports in the past few years of Pakistan.
His transition from being one of the star players of the country to having the biggest relevant player brand and following has been remarkable.
The Junejo (1/2)
Just the esports dream.
Can't even tag the
@ggBleed
CEO anymore because he's taken his Twitter off.
Would love to be paid the money that was confirmed to be accessible to
@BLDMervyn
(that account no longer exists) via
@EFLARE_SEA
.
Legend has it that
@vooCSGO
was the one who initially created the subreddit "The_Donald" only to have it stolen away during the 2016 elections.
Ever since then, he swore to end up being more relevant on Twitter, and with the power of flash fiction and Trump being banned, he won.
@LSXYZ9
For general history
@RyanJosephHart
for sure.
For recent I'm sure
@ArslanAsh95
the GOAT contender is happy to chat with you himself for the Pakistani upheaval in Tekken.
For context it's like when Korea joined League in season 3 properly. Just one country crushing.
PK Valorant pros really out here hating on Pro Com - a student organized event - but they'll be silent when GXR doesn't pay out prize money to them, has bad PCs or threatens to disqualify them from the tournament because they asked details about accommodation.
🤡
I do not understand what
@Envy
is trying to do in its CS:GO lineup with the Thomas pickup. He's a great player but their overall lineup just looks like one that I'd look at and think they don't get past the semifinals of a 50k online European cup.
I'm TeaTime, tactical FPS talent from Pakistan.
I've worked with some of the biggest esports companies in the world, including
@ESL
,
@Dreamhack
,
@BLASTtv
on their events.
I'm looking for work as talent! RT's appreciated!
Contact: mamoonsabri
@gmail
.com
This isn't even considering the streamer side of things. Who says CS doesn't have to be a streamer friendly game?
Streamers can be the key to bridging the gaps in interest while taking advantage of an 'oversaturated' calendar.
What can TOs do to incentivize streamers? (Thread)
@Mauisnake
Tbh yeah. The first few seasons were a bit dry but it REALLY picks up from season 5 onwards.
Just need to get past those first 250 hours of showtime and you're good to go.
@NER0cs
I know players who change their sensi inside the game by looking up random pro player configs and saying "Bro I'm not feeling it today let me put on the niko config."
Also think I've heard of the same person having changed his resolution/sensitivity/crosshair all in a map.
@Thorin
Spunj is doing SUCH a good job my god.
To think that this started off as what could have been Henry/Machine/Spunj. What a tricast we've missed out on in CS
This is also against the Valve RMR BLAST Major Rulebook 2023 as in Appendix 3 Section 1 "Regions", subsection 1.1 "World Regions" article 1.1.3.
Countries should be assigned the region that provides teams the lowest latency in qualifiers.
@CalyxGG
@BLASTPremier
If you get disqualified from a tournament for not reading the rules, you're not unlucky, or an unlucky org.
That means your manager/players/owners/whoever didn't do their job.
That's some beautiful Tekken from
@holyknee
, but even so congratulations to
@ArslanAsh95
and
@Khanimran675
for making top 3.
It'll hurt right now, but two Pakistanis in the top 3 even with visa issues for the rest is reminding the world the green and white flies high.
In this time of excitement, lets not forget to thank the fact that
@riotgames
has been running the biggest marketing exercise for CS2 ever.
Thank you Valorant for your hard work in getting the zoomers interested. We'll take it from here.
Congratulations to
@ExploitSTORM
for taking away the win.
We had to remove
@Frizbyx
from the desk because she kept breaking down into tears over the VRN loss.
@TheEsportsClub1
@TeamArrow_
This decision had nothing to do with Team Arrow.
Please don't give them the free credit/press - it's purely done by the players. The players have been disassociated from the team for months now.
Skyesports is proud to announce India's first ever franchise based Esports League - Skyesports Masters! The 8 franchise teams will battle it out in the legendary CSGO for a whopping prize pool of INR 2,00,00,000.
#CSGO
#Skyesports
#league
#esports
#gaming
#SkyesportsMasters
Don't forget - this is the cost of defending your rights.
I'm going to compile a full statement soon after consulting with my legal team. Most likely tomorrow.
Let's see whether I get replied to or not.
I FINALLY DID IT. I HAVE MASTERED THE ART OF THE DSLR STREAM ON TWITCH. AFTER 7 YEARS OF CASTING THIS IS THE FIRST TIME MY ACTUAL SKIN TONE SHOWS ACCURATELY ON CAMERA!
I'm super happy about this
This is not about geography. If South African teams are allowed to play in the Middle Eastern one then we should be as well.
There is still time to reverse this! The qualifier is tomorrow, I implore the BLAST team to please allow Pakistanis to play in the ME region!
Most apt line to describe this half was from
@Maniac_CSGO
"Aleksi said he hopes from some good CS, well he's not getting it because that's not what Faze do."
Let's fucking go