gfyscaptial Profile Banner
Paul Allen Profile
Paul Allen

@gfyscaptial

Followers
108
Following
29K
Statuses
298

Space Cowboy. Cashmere Enthusiast. Very famous in New York. Delta Platinum Medallion. Deal Team Alpha Bravo, Specially Situated. Not to brag but I know things

Upper East Side, Manhattan
Joined February 2022
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@gfyscaptial
Paul Allen
18 hours
0
0
29
@gfyscaptial
Paul Allen
1 day
I just went to Wawa to get to get miller lites for the game and they didn’t even have the fucking birds logo
1
0
4
@gfyscaptial
Paul Allen
3 days
I’m hungover and it’s due to the radical lefts liberal agenda
0
0
4
@gfyscaptial
Paul Allen
4 days
The boys are dialed, happy Thursday
Tweet media one
0
0
4
@gfyscaptial
Paul Allen
4 days
This is my quant
@TikTokInvestors
TTI
4 days
Never stop hustling
1
0
3
@gfyscaptial
Paul Allen
5 days
Am I too late to get a small $10mm contract from USAID?
0
0
2
@gfyscaptial
Paul Allen
6 days
Many such cases
@RepMikeCollins
Rep. Mike Collins
6 days
I got laid off at USAID today. I was in charge of making the Taliban trans. Was really starting to make headway too.
0
0
5
@gfyscaptial
Paul Allen
6 days
As an analyst its customary to tip your associates 20% of your bonus
1
1
4
@gfyscaptial
Paul Allen
7 days
It looks pretty tight down there, if only there were smaller versions of us that yearned for this type of work
@interesting_aIl
Interesting As Fuck
8 days
This is what it’s like to work on a mineshaft
0
0
2
@gfyscaptial
Paul Allen
9 days
@NUCLRGOLF This is the swing of a gay man (no offense)
0
0
5
@gfyscaptial
Paul Allen
9 days
I am inevitable
Tweet media one
1
0
1
@gfyscaptial
Paul Allen
9 days
Nobody does it like me
Tweet media one
1
0
4
@gfyscaptial
Paul Allen
9 days
Dispersion
Tweet media one
1
0
3
@gfyscaptial
Paul Allen
9 days
Her Dyson hairdryer is in my bathroom. Am I married now?
0
0
3
@gfyscaptial
Paul Allen
11 days
@BradChadlington It hurts to see one of your friends turn into a gigantic fucking pussy
0
0
5
@gfyscaptial
Paul Allen
14 days
@BradChadlington Not if the plan is to bet against the market by shorting mortgage backed securities, Brad
0
0
2
@gfyscaptial
Paul Allen
14 days
My body is a machine that turns DeepSeek headlines into stimulating office chit chat
Tweet media one
0
0
4
@gfyscaptial
Paul Allen
17 days
Some may say this is blurry and that’s true but it’s also art and I’m drunk so fuck you
0
0
4