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Welcome to GameFAQs: where everyone is a developer, an engineer, a psychologist, a marketer, an analyst, an economist, and a psychic.
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Yes, I think doing good is bad. That was the point of my post. I walk the path of darkness and evil.
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Don't listen to min-maxers. Min-maxers do not want you to have fun. They want you to do math.
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holy s*** Palutena's boobs are hot AF
tbh I'd literally go lesbian for her, so round
Sakurai bias needs to stop, I may have to see Dr Mario
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I feel like people only care about Mario games because they're Mario
If they weren’t Mario games and were instead, say, Mahjong games, I don’t think they would get as much discussion and sales.
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I may look calm, but in my head, I've just killed you three times.
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Why don't people talk about Aerith's nice breasts for a change? It's always Tifa. Aerith has really nice C cup breasts and they're so visible in her red dress.
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I already talk to some Japanese females online and they are super nice to me and tell me Id fit right in. We are just friends right now but who knows...
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No interest in games like Splatoon, Mario Kart, Zelda, Sonic, or other such kid's games that are not centered on carnage, insanity, and destruction.
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Also I'm in college for areospace engineering. I don't play games for 8 hours a day, kiddie. I am lucky if I even get 2 hours. Sorry for any typos on my 3ds.
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I’m nice, I would NEVER CHEAT, I respect the culture of Japan, and I have great passion for the things I love such as anime and JRPGs.
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Face it. The PC is dying. Why else would there be no PC2? The PC is stuck in the same generation forever. Unlike consoles which evolve over
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If 2 virgins had sex and they take each others virginity. Wouldnt they still be virgins??? XD
People who liked my sig= 19
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Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate
Is this like Pokemon but more "actiony" and "pornographically"?
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Free speech means you don't have to agree with me
and can choose to be wrong instead.
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my friend is really stupid that when he fills a form, under SEX: he filled in YES PLEASE ..........>__
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Why are so many FFXIV players scared to switch to Overwatch?
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Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Will we ever get an FE about stopping Communism/Socialism?
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Who would win: U.S.A combined military forces against Shinras military forces?
Final Fantasy VII Remake
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TBH I am pretty shy and introverted, but I think if we accidentally saw each other naked at a hot spring or a bath house or something, that could be exactly the ice breaker moment where she realizes her feelings for me.
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Monster Hunter Rise >> Should we see the monster breastfeed each other?
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i love mothers credit card with its magic numbers.
i put the magic numbers into amazon and 3 days later the ups man brings me what i desire
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Fire Emblem Heroes
I have anxiety attacks in public when my F2P friends talk about getting a unit they wanted without having to spend a dime. I have to literally excuse myself to go find a bathroom and collect myself. That isn't right, and IS needs to do something about this.
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And Tifa's are ridiculously oversized whereas Aerith has a more realistic portrayal of breasts for someone of her frame. Aerith's breasts are the best breasts in the game
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While I'm enjoying life with an actual female and my own house, you turds will be playing darksouls 5 bragging about how you beat the first5
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Terry's jeans are too realistic, you can make out his penis shape
Why you lookin' at his crotch?
Cause I wanna f*** him.
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Seems Like Nickelodeon Is Gonna Make Their Own Smash Bros Soon
this might be geno's chance
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My son is eight and I let him play shooters, but he is just too young too be seeing two people of the same sex kissing each other.
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Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
We need more barefoot female characters in the game.
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does this game give a fair and accurate depiction of homosexuality?
No Man's Sky - PlayStation 4
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so yes, I am a catch. And someday in Japan I will find my real life Tifa. A girl with the body of a pornstar and the personality of a cutesy virgin girl next door.
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Kingdom Hearts III
did anyone else get really turned on when rapunzel felt grass with her bare feet
I just want more scenes like this please, maybe if aqua could step on riku too
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Grandpa just died. Should I use the money he left me to buy a PS4 or an XBOne?
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Which Pokemon do you automatically assume to be male or female?
if i find it attractive i pretend its female.
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"Dont Sweat it"....
(deep down, if i find you in real life, im going to cut you, skin you alive and watch you slowly die whilst wearing your skin)
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While you nubs were playing Dark Souls, I was literally killing people IRL and didn't even die
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Isn't Wakka's weapon a little ridiculous?
You've clearly never been hit in the face with a basketball before, have you?
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I just beat Trial of The Sword on Master Mode. I'm officially a pro in BOTW. Ask me anything.
Are you sexually attracted to any of your cousins?
All of 'em.
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ITT: Name games with more story than Destiny
Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
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Extension cord wrapped around the base of my penis In defiance of societal norms
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who is this smogon guy everyone keeps talking abut is he serebiis dad or somethin
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Animal Crossing: New HorizonsPlease tell me this game runs at 60 fps
15fps during gunfights.
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So Zero Suit Samus knocks on your front door, wearing nothing but maple syrup...
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Same here... although, I've been known to drop the n-word too in a fit of rage, even though normally, I'd never say that word at all and certainly don't condone usage of it.
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Honestly..I never do footsies in any fighter. Not my playstyle.
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Men of culture, i have finally achieved it! (Warning: contains pantsu)
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Video games are for casuals. Real HARDCORE gamers go outside and wrestle bears for sport.
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I just play games. That is all I do. To kill time until it returns the favour. All quite irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.
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Just imagine in 100 million years when the sun explodes and engulfs earth in flames.
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The US is the only country that really matters aside from Israel....
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What Vita has the biggest amount of Kawaii Nekomimi Tsundere Imouto Waifus?
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. FLUDD and Cappy come and go, but his virginity is Mario's one true companion.
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Final Fantasy VII Remake >> Square won't kill off Aerith because of feminism in today's political climate
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When I play a masculine character I would hope they have a strong buttocks to assert their manliness.
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Cyberpunk 2077
Are you looking forward to the sex feature and are you a virgin?
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Welcome to GFAQS, where every molehill is Mount Everest, every paid DLC should have been free, every free DLC should have been in the base game, and everyone is a 6 figure earning, college educated, military vet, parent of 7 kids who can afford to buy every game/console
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back in my day black people had to sit at the back of the bus and woman couldnt vote
I miss those days :(
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If I push my finger hard enough into my bellybutton I get a not unpleasant tingly sensation in my prostate...or close to.
Anyone else?
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1. Violence looks awesome.
2. Sex...Is...Well, sex is just awesome.
3. Swearing makes an awesome vocabulary addition.
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Solaire's sexuality: will the remaster settle the debate once and for all?
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Pokemon Ultra Sun
Is Lillie's age ever explicitly stated
Asking for a friend
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People's attraction to chibi Midna is normal. (food for thought)
From a sexual evolution stand point it's normal. She have curvy features, thick legs, large eyes, suggestive body language, small hands and feet.
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Jehovah's Witness's can't play games like SMT IV
Europeans cant either
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Warning
Monster Hunter Rise
Gamefaqs deleted my topic because I said asians are carting more than westerners. I new mh was very Asian but wow.. mods been payed off by the commys or mods now red
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Tekken 2 is easily best game in the series. No bad characters like Jin or button smashers like Whorerang and Eddie.
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Getting cursed with a very high sex drive but zero sexual fulfillment (unless fapping counts) will do that to you, I guess.
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Final Fantasy XIV Online: A Realm Reborn >> Absolutely tired of Square Enix and their stories
Ive had it there won't be spoilers here cause I'm mad but guess what. I'm tired of Square Enix and all their games. What were they thinking anyways.
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Is it just me or is Duck Hunt kind of hot?
I'm trying to be good with it but the hotness is too distracting for me to play well.
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YES!YES!YES!YES!
The sexy DOA girls on my Vita and PS4. Can't wait to 'play' with those cute DOA babes. t*** and asses on the PlayStation.
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I’ve only played World with Guardian Armor on. Rise sucks cause it has bad graphics. PC master race for life. I love cock.
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Should the NX be named the New Wii U?
This would eliminate any confusion that it is a whole new console.
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Vita is better than Switch because ________. (Fill in the blank).
Vita means life, Switch means change and no one likes change.
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Why do girls like money so much?!
When I am walking down the street none gives a damn about me. Then when I hop in my Porsche all of a sudden I have all their eyes on me like I am the hottest guy in the world.
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Age of consent is also a myth and one of the most stupidest things around.
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I'm always snarky. Beer with me, because I won't change my attitude, ever. That's just how I roll.
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Doesnt matter i already beat it. Fallout kills the main boss and the dog dies.
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Kingdom Hearts III
Is it ok for me to STILL find Kairi sexy and attractive now as an adult in 2015?
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I like single player games. Nothing is quite as enjoyable as playing with myself.
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if you don't care about achievements, you're the exact opposite of a gamer. lmao
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